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Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Forum Games => Topic started by: clancker on September 18, 2013, 10:36:29 am

Title: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 18, 2013, 10:36:29 am
Well the topic says it all

Is it true that you never kissed a girl ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on September 18, 2013, 10:38:44 am
False.

You have been banned?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: TheLegitHabibi on September 18, 2013, 10:40:15 am
True.

Svensson potatoes are the best for all purposes.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 18, 2013, 10:40:38 am
True

You spent all the time in playing SAMP ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: LeetCreeperXXL on September 18, 2013, 10:46:08 am
False, I don't play SA:MP

You hacked?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 18, 2013, 10:47:43 am
False.

Have you ever being in love with a girl that you are ready to do any thing for her ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: PulseEffect on September 18, 2013, 11:27:59 am
True

You ever ban evaded?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on September 18, 2013, 11:29:45 am
False.

You ever bought a supersize in Idlewood Pizza Stack?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Smith on September 18, 2013, 11:31:22 am
False

You bought GTA V?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 18, 2013, 11:32:43 am
False

You will stop plaiying SAMP for some time when GTA V comes out ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on September 18, 2013, 11:33:50 am
False.

Ever told "**** YOU" to your boss?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 18, 2013, 11:35:36 am
Ttue

you would shoot murt with a RPG if you had the chance
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on September 18, 2013, 11:37:12 am
True, and I did it with everything but one.

Did you ever make someone cry after a very subtle insult?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: BarelyVisible on September 18, 2013, 11:38:02 am
True.

Have you ever lied to your Girlfriend/Partner?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 18, 2013, 11:39:09 am
Never had one so false

You broke some server rules to get a rulebreaker leave the server
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 18, 2013, 11:42:27 am
False

You have ever made your girlfriend cry ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: BarelyVisible on September 18, 2013, 11:43:00 am
False.

Have you shoplifted IRL?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 18, 2013, 11:45:55 am
False

Have you ever flamed family
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: BarelyVisible on September 18, 2013, 11:47:52 am
Yes, on many occasions

Have you ever been so drunk you wet the bed?

(So this is how people get such high post counts, lol)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 18, 2013, 11:48:56 am
False

Have you ever net someone of argo
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on September 18, 2013, 11:52:57 am
True; the two friends who introduced me to it.

Ever thought of doing so yourself?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 18, 2013, 11:53:57 am
true, met around 6 people already :)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Xavier12 on September 19, 2013, 04:59:21 pm
False

Have you ever fought with anybody IRL?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2013, 05:01:20 pm
true

have you ever been in hospital?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on September 19, 2013, 05:02:00 pm
True,

Did you get someone into one?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2013, 05:04:04 pm
sorta true

have you ever missed someone really bad?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 19, 2013, 05:05:29 pm
True missing my girl friend right now :(

Have you ever shot with fire gun ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2013, 05:06:18 pm
I've shot close to a handgun, but not one so false

Have you ever flamed someone in argonath?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: S7ab_Tns on September 19, 2013, 05:08:07 pm
True

Have you ever been chased by a dog ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2013, 05:08:40 pm
true

have you ever touched a tiger?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Lustigkurre on September 19, 2013, 05:32:21 pm
false

finland = finland?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on September 19, 2013, 05:34:43 pm
Finland,

博士を取得
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Lionel Valdes on September 19, 2013, 05:36:11 pm
 :dead:

have you ever been arrested?

Title: Re: True or False
Post by: AndrewS on September 19, 2013, 05:39:13 pm
False


Have you ever used heroin ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Lionel Valdes on September 19, 2013, 05:40:37 pm
False

Have you ever opened your windows, sticked your head out and yelled "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this anymore!!"?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Afyea on September 19, 2013, 05:50:26 pm
False.
Gonna try it tough


Have you shooted irl..
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Jerry_M on September 19, 2013, 05:56:16 pm
False.

Have you ever send Rockstar an email about WHEN GTA V WILL BE RELEASED TO PC?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 06:04:21 pm
False.

Have you ever stolen money from your parents or a friend?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: S7ab_Tns on September 19, 2013, 06:04:41 pm
False

Have you ever accidently called your female teacher "mom" ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Afyea on September 19, 2013, 06:06:38 pm
True. xD

Have you asked strangers for cash?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 06:08:11 pm
False,

Have you ever sang a song for McDonalds for a free water?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bundy on September 19, 2013, 06:13:52 pm
No, but I'm gonna try this out though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhZXIbXm2aY

Have you ever farted and blamed somebody else for it?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: .Ken. on September 19, 2013, 06:14:25 pm
False

Have you slapped a girl?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bundy on September 19, 2013, 06:16:45 pm
Yes, on the ass.

Have you ever slapped a girl in the face? :)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: .Ken. on September 19, 2013, 06:19:38 pm
False

Have you abused your teacher?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: S7ab_Tns on September 19, 2013, 06:29:51 pm
No

Have you ever been kicked in the balls ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on September 19, 2013, 06:31:19 pm
Total of 27 times, count the number of soccer balls that landed on THAT spot and you'd get 35.

Have you ever tried(Do you want to try)  to speak while under the influence of helium?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 06:31:39 pm
Yes.

Have you ever broken your hard drive?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kerbe on September 19, 2013, 06:33:44 pm
Just few days ago, 350 GB of data gone ;(

Have you ever asked for money?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 06:41:05 pm
Of course! :D

Have you ever crashed by bike and humiliated yourself in front of others?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: AndrewS on September 19, 2013, 06:42:47 pm
False


Have you ever tried to climb a huge tree and fell down wihch caused to broke your both hands ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on September 19, 2013, 06:55:34 pm
False.

Have you ever been to IKEA?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2013, 06:56:35 pm
TRUE!

have you ever ate meatballs?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 06:59:28 pm
Of course man! :D

Have you ever broken a Nokia 3310?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2013, 07:00:44 pm
false, its impossibru

Have you ever applied for a clan?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 07:04:28 pm
False.

Have you ever been shocked by electricity?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 19, 2013, 07:06:23 pm
true

have you ever been standing in the pooring rain waiting for someone, who showed up late.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 07:09:13 pm
Yeah, actually the guy I was waiting for never showed up -_-

Have you ever broken something on purpose to get a new one?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Omar Aly on September 19, 2013, 07:22:34 pm
Nah, I wasn't raised on doing that.


are you a proud owner of a copy of GTA V?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kostas on September 19, 2013, 07:23:49 pm
Unfortunatelly no .

Have you ever lied to help a friend?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 07:26:03 pm
Nope.avi

Have you ever wanted to be inside GTA?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Omar Aly on September 19, 2013, 07:28:16 pm
No, because technically every ped. Inside gta will get shot at least once.


Did you ever fail an important exam and got rapped for it?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 19, 2013, 07:46:03 pm
I fail almost every school exam but i dont get raped so Half True half false :D

Have you ever run away from school class ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bundy on September 19, 2013, 07:47:55 pm
wtffffffffffffffff
No.

You ever had sex?

Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mircea_Niko on September 19, 2013, 07:48:57 pm
  In a sorta strange way.. but yeah.
   Do you love Spinach?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 08:09:46 pm
Depends. In pancakes yeah, and soup is good too, dunno about other stuff with spinach.

Have you ever punched a wall and hurt your knuckles badly? :D
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: S7ab_Tns on September 19, 2013, 08:56:44 pm
Nope I'm not that dumb.

Have you ever seen someone waving and waved back at him and he wasn't even waving at you ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 19, 2013, 09:05:26 pm
Yes :D

Have you ever "heard" someone say your name and you've been like "yeah?" and people have looked at you like you're crazy?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Astaroth on September 19, 2013, 10:10:21 pm
Sadly yes. :/

Have you ever killed any animal?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 19, 2013, 11:14:41 pm
True but by mistake

Have you ever hitted a girl ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mikal on September 19, 2013, 11:22:32 pm
No but if one hits me I'll definitely consider hitting her back.

Have you ever looked at a girl and thought 'Shes got a nice ass' and then realised it's a guy? :hah:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Lionel Valdes on September 19, 2013, 11:39:21 pm
Men don't hit women.

Have you ever exposed yourself indecently in public?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on September 19, 2013, 11:51:32 pm
Nope, luckily!

Have you ever failed a test cause you stayed up playing SAMP?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Lionel Valdes on September 19, 2013, 11:56:27 pm
Nope, luckily!

Have you ever failed a test cause you stayed up playing SAMP?

No. Thank God.

Have you ever played a guitar solo?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Luis. on September 20, 2013, 12:11:56 am
True.

Is it true that you don't like Chocolate cake?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 20, 2013, 12:17:32 am
False

Is it truth you like to be a cop ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on September 20, 2013, 12:25:22 am
Na
Are you sure that you will give me 1m iG?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kostas on September 20, 2013, 11:28:24 am
Yes , the Meeting is already set at 20/09/2023 at 18:18:04 ... Be sure to be there on time....

Is it true that you would prefer to be out and doing something that you like instead of being bored and playing such silly games on the forums?

Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Smith on September 20, 2013, 11:32:07 am
No

Is it true that you play basketball?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: LeetCreeperXXL on September 21, 2013, 10:00:46 am
True.

Did you have a game that when it appeared you didn't have the specs, but now you can play it at its best?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Omar Aly on September 21, 2013, 10:08:26 pm
GTA IV, I couldn't even drive without crashing for 10 secs



Did you ever meet a celebrity (not gandalf)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: AndrewS on September 21, 2013, 10:09:18 pm
Yeah, Cristiano Ronaldo.


Have you ever went to Paris ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on September 21, 2013, 10:14:07 pm
No
Did you end up of a ban for getting mad in any Argonath servers?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: RizzE. on September 21, 2013, 10:15:40 pm
No
Did you end up of a ban for getting mad in any Argonath servers?

Nope.

Hardcore or softcore?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mircea_Niko on September 22, 2013, 09:26:36 pm
   Somebody asked: 'Have you ever exposed yourself indecent in public'? Skalleper answered:

Nope, luckily!

   Oh, really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdBctIrUthU
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: S7ab_Tns on September 23, 2013, 09:16:40 pm
Nope.

Hardcore or softcore?
Somewhere in the middle ( This topic is named True or False btw .... )

Is it true that you are into Spongebob ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Omar Aly on September 23, 2013, 09:24:43 pm
Yeah, I jerk off using his picture everyday..


Do you weight more than 140 pounds?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on September 25, 2013, 07:48:24 am
   Somebody asked: 'Have you ever exposed yourself indecent in public'? Skalleper answered:

   Oh, really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdBctIrUthU

Shiiiiet......Goddamn! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS, AND NOW U REMINDED ME, OMG!!  :mad: :lol:

Yeah, I jerk off using his picture everyday..


Do you weight more than 140 pounds?

True.

Have you ever stolen a new players  :weed: ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 25, 2013, 07:51:49 am
Probably when I was new myself, so probably true

Have you ever tried to put a nail in the wall, but hit your hand with the hammer instead
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mircea_Niko on September 25, 2013, 08:27:58 am
   Costed me a nail and three tissues full of blood..
   Is it true that you cheated on your first girlfriend?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 25, 2013, 08:30:38 am
what girlfriend o.0 false
is it true that you ever smoked weed?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on September 25, 2013, 10:36:02 am
Have been offered, but turned it down. False.

Is it true that you quit school?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: zhoo on September 25, 2013, 11:06:32 am
nope but got kicked out

is it true you smoke
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: clancker on September 25, 2013, 11:36:16 am
True

Is it true that you have stole your father car ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Def Perry on September 25, 2013, 01:18:27 pm
na

Is it true that you scammed a new player?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: S7ab_Tns on September 25, 2013, 01:22:16 pm
Yea lol but that was about 2 years ago :P

Is it true that you are a sexy beast? :3
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: RizzE. on September 25, 2013, 01:28:16 pm


Nah

Have you ever got your ass whooped by someone with down syndrome?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on September 25, 2013, 03:34:15 pm
False

is it true that you ever got grounded?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Psych on September 25, 2013, 04:06:48 pm
False  :lol:

Is it true that you wear your mom's sandals?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: RizzE. on September 25, 2013, 04:15:07 pm
True

Is it true that your mom walked in on you when you were jacking off?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Omar Aly on September 25, 2013, 04:21:35 pm
I never jacked off


Did you ever own a gun?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on September 25, 2013, 04:57:07 pm
True,

Do you want to own a porsche?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: RizzE. on September 26, 2013, 12:54:39 am
True,

Do you want to own a porsche?

Ofcourse

Would you murder someone for money?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on September 27, 2013, 03:35:43 pm
Depends on the ammount, and who it is.

is it true that you have sent and email to [email protected]?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on September 27, 2013, 04:06:11 pm
True ;)

Is it true that you have 1k or above IG?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 27, 2013, 04:18:00 pm
True
Is it true you ever been in any argo admin team?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Caesar. on September 27, 2013, 04:24:35 pm
False.

Is it true that u got 1mil or more? xD
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Exterminator on September 27, 2013, 04:25:52 pm
True.

Is it true that you got 30mil or more?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Tiny on September 27, 2013, 04:31:22 pm
Of course
.
.
.
.
not.

Is it true that you have a $500k+ Value house?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on September 27, 2013, 07:02:46 pm
False

Is it true that you went in jail once IRL?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bruce. on September 27, 2013, 07:10:27 pm
True....Only for 2 hours

Is it true that you touched your anal hole with your tongue?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on September 27, 2013, 07:11:19 pm
:|


Is it true that you tried to suicide once?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Omar Aly on September 27, 2013, 10:27:24 pm
Lol


Did you ever win a lotto?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on September 28, 2013, 02:06:30 am
Yes, twice :)

Have you ever thought of travelling to Hong Kong?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Fazzeh on September 28, 2013, 02:48:10 am
No

Is it true you wuv me (love)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on September 28, 2013, 02:50:20 am
true, I wuv you

Is it true you hate a family on argo?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Grizz on September 28, 2013, 03:01:40 am
True. I hate CENSORED

Is it true that GTA V will win Game of the Year?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on September 28, 2013, 11:01:50 am
Hell no, Minecraft will do
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alfreddo. on September 29, 2013, 03:25:05 pm
No questions :l ..

Have you ever went AFK whole day In any Argonath server?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on September 29, 2013, 10:24:02 pm
False.

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: PulseEffect on September 30, 2013, 08:12:28 am
False

Have you ever cheated in a relationship and if you have no relationship, would you think about cheating on your partner?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on September 30, 2013, 08:49:12 am
1. "you have no relationship" : yes
2. No, I won't


Have you ever tried to use ELM offduty (I mean not on EMS/FD/PD duty)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alfreddo. on September 30, 2013, 12:13:48 pm
False.

Have you ever installed hack and entered on Argonath (Even by mistake).
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on September 30, 2013, 03:15:45 pm
Never had hacks


Have you ever been stealing someone either IG or IRL or both?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Miller786 on October 03, 2013, 03:35:31 pm
IG and on-duty "obviously".
Have you ever been drunk? IG or IRL or both
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Afyea on October 03, 2013, 03:36:38 pm
IG and on-duty "obviously".
Have you ever been drunk? IG or IRL or both
IG yes.. IRL not really...  S im gonna say false

Have you shooted IRL ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alfreddo. on October 03, 2013, 05:56:22 pm
F.

Is this game is on wrong topic or good one.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Afyea on October 03, 2013, 08:25:47 pm
uh True?  :D IDK really...


Have you shaved your head to 0 ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mikal on October 04, 2013, 01:57:32 am
uh True?  :D IDK really...


Have you shaved your head to 0 ?
False, my ears stick out so I avoid short hair. :lol:

Has your finger ever gone through the toiler paper? :lol:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on October 04, 2013, 02:35:16 pm
Nope.avi

Is that true that you are 18+ playing SAMP?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mircea_Niko on October 15, 2013, 12:52:06 am
   Nope.
   Is it true that you are virgin? (yeah, 1 AM, nothing to do)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on November 10, 2013, 05:27:25 am
Nope? I am not a bit*h.


Is it true that you are Mircea?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Akira on November 10, 2013, 05:44:30 am
Nope.
Is it true that you are shemale?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: KelviNC on November 10, 2013, 06:06:18 am
Fales.

Is Gandalf really poor?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on November 11, 2013, 10:24:52 am
How can I know? But I will give it a guess, he's rich since he can open up a LARGE community.

Is Gandalf really poor?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kurisu on November 11, 2013, 10:59:39 am
False, cuz he's awesome


Chill pills are real.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on November 16, 2013, 08:41:01 am
Nope.avi


The person below me is European.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on November 16, 2013, 01:10:03 pm
False.

Did you go to Tunisia?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Vitoo on November 16, 2013, 04:33:03 pm
False.

Is it true that once you have farted so loud that everyone who was in the same room heard it?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on November 17, 2013, 05:44:58 am
True lolz


Is it true that once you have farted so loud but everyone who was in the same room can't heard it?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kataklizma. on November 18, 2013, 01:54:29 pm
False!

Is it true that you have done more than 50 kills in Argo?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Vitoo on November 18, 2013, 03:23:12 pm
I don't really count how many people I kill but I'm sure I've killed way more than 50 people; true.

Is it true that once you beckoned to someone and that person completely ignored you?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on November 22, 2013, 08:56:44 am
False

Have you ever been or thinking to go to Hong Kong?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Thom on November 25, 2013, 07:24:22 pm
False

Is it true that you hit all the time,your smallest finger of your foot?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Omar Aly on November 28, 2013, 07:40:20 pm
Yes, and then Indian dance time begins.


Have you ever felt loneeeeeeelllllllllyyyyyyyy?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Hady. on November 28, 2013, 07:49:40 pm
Yes

Have you ever killed a Community Leader ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bundy on November 28, 2013, 07:50:53 pm
Yes

Have you ever killed a Community Leader ?
Yes, CBF randomly attempted to kill me with a rocket launcher because yolo.

Do you like wanking?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Vitoo on November 28, 2013, 08:11:45 pm
Not really a fan of it.


Have you ever broken any of your bones?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bundy on November 29, 2013, 08:41:32 am
No

Your answer is invalid, I'll repeat: Do you like wanking?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on November 29, 2013, 08:47:08 am
Yes.

Have you ever tought about hitting bundy in the face with a flat hand? (atleast I did)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alfreddo. on November 29, 2013, 08:49:46 am
Yes plz

Have you thought of Hacking in Argonath once?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: BarelyVisible on November 29, 2013, 09:26:35 am
False.

Have you ever shoplifted?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: supermotard420 on November 29, 2013, 09:33:56 am
True, many times growing up, Have you ever shaved your go o c h lol?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Shorty. on November 29, 2013, 10:35:36 am
What is "go o c h" ? , have you ever slept with a guy in the same bed ??  :lol:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: supermotard420 on November 29, 2013, 10:40:52 am
The area between your balls and anus hahah!
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on November 29, 2013, 10:41:49 am
You mean crotch?, Have you ever had a fight with a elder person?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: supermotard420 on November 29, 2013, 10:43:45 am
go och is the slang for it :D, they even made it a swear word when you type it this happens lol gooch
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: BarelyVisible on November 29, 2013, 10:53:14 am
You mean crotch?, Have you ever had a fight with a elder person?

True.

Have you ever been arrested?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: supermotard420 on November 29, 2013, 10:56:12 am
Many times on nights out, for drunk and disorderly haha but the police are just power drunk,
 have you ever fingered a girl on her period?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: BarelyVisible on November 29, 2013, 10:59:51 am
Eww! False!

Have you ever dreamed of your own death?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: supermotard420 on November 29, 2013, 11:02:46 am
False!
I get chased often in dreams, but somehow avoid death lol
Have you ever made a girl fanny fart lol?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alfreddo. on November 29, 2013, 11:20:29 am
False.

Have you ever fall in love with 2-10 girls at a time (You were with ur GF/Walking with friends or whatever)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: BarelyVisible on November 29, 2013, 11:36:57 am
False.

Have you ever fall in love with 2-10 girls at a time (You were with ur GF/Walking with friends or whatever)

False. Not every hard-on needs to be indulged with romantic sentiment, put it in yo spank bank and move on.

Have you ever been so drunk you wet the bed?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bundy on November 29, 2013, 09:32:21 pm
No, I never drink, it's haram.


go och is the slang for it :D, they even made it a swear word when you type it this happens lol gfor those without brains:h
lol thats censored for another reason

Brian, slap me and I steal all your bikes.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on December 28, 2013, 01:10:58 pm
I dun see any question.

Have you ever been so drunk you wet the bed?
Nah, I don't drink.


Have you ever broke a bone?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on December 29, 2013, 11:05:00 pm
Nope.

Have you ever punched a computer screen?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: S7ab_Tns on December 31, 2013, 02:26:46 am
Nope

Have you ever cried because of a cartoon ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Vitoo on December 31, 2013, 02:49:34 am
When I was younger yes I did.

Have you ever slept for about 24 hours?

Is this the "have you ever" or "true or false" game? Lol.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on December 31, 2013, 03:07:29 am
True, did it today (yesterday)

Have you ever had a anger attack?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mircea_Niko on December 31, 2013, 03:46:57 am

   My crush friendzoned me. Oh boy...
   Is it true you are a media addict?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Vitoo on December 31, 2013, 03:50:17 am
No.

Have you every slept on the street?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Louise on December 31, 2013, 04:18:48 am
Ohellno

Have you ever tried to go to Philippines?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Aiden. on December 31, 2013, 06:22:48 am
Nope.

Have you ever watched any action movie ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: KelviNC on December 31, 2013, 06:38:28 am
Yes! OFC!

Have you ever watched porn on the computer?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Manas on December 31, 2013, 09:31:06 am
True.
Have you ever seen a live IRL murder?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on December 31, 2013, 12:04:54 pm
Nah


Have you ever been to Asia?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Vitoo on December 31, 2013, 02:10:58 pm
No.

Have you ever skipped classes because of a game?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Sandi on December 31, 2013, 02:14:20 pm
False...

Ever played drunk :o ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Vitoo on December 31, 2013, 08:40:19 pm
No. I'm not home when I'm drunk, lol.

Have you ever been to Portugal?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Morpheus on January 09, 2014, 12:42:35 am
No

Have you ever played high?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on January 21, 2014, 12:46:37 pm
I play low (??? What am I talkin' about)

You are an european.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on January 21, 2014, 12:47:06 pm
True.

You are 18+
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alexander_Rijav on January 21, 2014, 01:10:14 pm
False
Have you ever stole something?  :cop:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on January 21, 2014, 01:14:43 pm
Once stole a marzipan-bar in a local grocery store.

You are in school.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on January 21, 2014, 01:18:00 pm
Once stole a marzipan-bar in a local grocery store.

You are in school.
False.


You're reading this sentence, now.

Have you ever seen a live IRL murder?
I did.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alfreddo. on January 21, 2014, 01:22:56 pm
True cow.

You're using Computer right now.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Skalleper on January 21, 2014, 01:26:32 pm
Yes, true :(

You played Candy-Crush.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on January 21, 2014, 01:28:04 pm
True cow.

You're using Computer right now.
FALSE!

Yes, true :(

You played Candy-Crush.
Never.

You're laughing at Terro, now.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alexander_Rijav on January 21, 2014, 01:37:54 pm
FALSE!
Never.

You're laughing at Terro, now.

False...
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on January 22, 2014, 11:11:49 am
*You see a nice missing signature and you like it*

I see colourless air and white particles. False


You are using a LED monitor with your personal comupter.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Jerry_M on January 23, 2014, 02:05:09 pm
*You see a nice missing signature and you like it*

I see colourless air and white particles. False


You are using a LED monitor with your personal comupter.

True.

You're moving your mouse
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alexander_Rijav on January 23, 2014, 02:28:54 pm
True.

You're moving your mouse
False. I am using my finger on the back side of the mouse  :eek:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on January 23, 2014, 02:35:33 pm
lol

No question, no answer XD


You own a car (any vehicle will do) in RS5 currently.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alexander_Rijav on January 23, 2014, 05:58:35 pm
lol

No question, no answer XD


You own a car (any vehicle will do) in RS5 currently.
False,I lost two becose of the script...
Have you ever kicked your PC?  :rage:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on January 23, 2014, 06:07:32 pm
False,I lost two becose of the script...
Have you ever kicked your PC?  :rage:
False.

Did your ass got kicked before by some guy?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alexander_Rijav on January 23, 2014, 06:14:58 pm
No  :uhm:
Have you ever spend a night on the floor becose your friends are too drunk to pull you?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on January 24, 2014, 12:48:29 pm
... I have never been drunk.


Have you ever sh*tted on your pants?


Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alexander_Rijav on February 21, 2014, 05:00:12 pm
I dun see any question.

Have you ever been so drunk you wet the bed?
Nah, I don't drink.


Have you ever broke a bone?
Yeh,but not mine.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on February 22, 2014, 07:23:00 am
Gimme a question daaaaam


Have you ever broke someone's bone?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on March 18, 2014, 12:20:49 pm


Nein.

You wanted to rape a horse.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Archie on March 19, 2014, 12:16:33 am
Exactly false.
You've cheated in an important exam?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on March 19, 2014, 02:02:02 pm
Nah I am gud



TPBM loves aviation
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: beLTa on April 17, 2014, 11:04:27 am
False.

You love me.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on April 17, 2014, 11:32:15 am
Nein gay.


TPBM is bisexual ... No offence :o)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 03, 2014, 07:45:18 pm
I AM not sure if this is bumping a old topic but ill post
no, im not

TPBM hates TV ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on August 05, 2014, 11:29:55 pm
False.

Have you ever been stung by a bee or a wasp?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 05, 2014, 11:32:59 pm
true

Have you ever done drugs?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 05, 2014, 11:38:54 pm
false

is it true that you got beaten up by a guy/girl that you didn't expect she/he will do such thing to do you?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on August 06, 2014, 05:04:49 pm
false

Have you ever cracked your phone screen?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 06, 2014, 05:07:47 pm
Sadly, true

Have you ever screamed so loud someone came in your room asking whats wrong.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 06, 2014, 05:11:28 pm
false

Is it true that you fear spiders?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: zsmis on August 06, 2014, 05:13:10 pm
false

Did u ever get pulled over?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Pokedude on August 06, 2014, 05:34:30 pm
false i am a kid i dont drive

do yyou like Pokemon or Inazuma 11
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Clad on August 06, 2014, 05:39:01 pm
false, none of them both :/

You listen to Eminem everyday.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on August 06, 2014, 05:56:37 pm
false

Ever farted so hard in public that someone looked at you like "dofok?"
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 06, 2014, 06:01:41 pm
Enough times

Ever hit a girl?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Luke on August 06, 2014, 06:04:48 pm
false.

Ever been drunk?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Pokedude on August 06, 2014, 06:07:37 pm
false , just a kid :S

ever got your 5 girlfriends meet at the same place? :P
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Archie on August 08, 2014, 08:50:10 pm
False, I haven't had a girlfriend :(

Have you copied in an important exam?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on August 08, 2014, 09:06:58 pm
False.
However: In an assignment where I had to write a manual for a certain procedure, I was once suspected for plagiarism. One of the teachers who supervised this assignment had noticed that it closely resembled a manual I had written already; for the interns that would replace my position in the next period. The manual I wrote in the assignment happened to share a good number of similarities, but with a few corrections.
Eventually I gained an apology and passed it; as they already assumed I would...

Continuing the story:
Have you done something that got you on the same level as the employees/teachers?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 08, 2014, 09:09:08 pm
Yes I did.

Have you ever got drunk with someone from Argonath?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: AmyV on August 08, 2014, 09:47:07 pm
True.

It resulted in the other person getting banned and shenanigans on Tinychat

Have you ever drank 8 beers and passed out?

Sorry not sorry
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Afyea on August 08, 2014, 09:49:58 pm
Nah, False.

Have you ever ate 10 giant sandwitches without passing out?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: zsmis on August 09, 2014, 08:29:35 am
False.I never eat 10 sandwiches

Have u ever flipped off ur teacher? :cowboy:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: KelviNC on August 09, 2014, 09:08:09 am
False.

Have you ever kissed a girl?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: psyron on August 09, 2014, 09:17:31 am
True

Have you ever been caught on drugs by your parents?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: KelviNC on August 09, 2014, 09:28:34 am
False - I don't do drugs.

Are you a smart guy? :P
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Badboyz on August 09, 2014, 09:54:23 am
False - I don't do drugs.

Are you a smart guy? :P
No - I am lazyass

Have you ever sniffed a cocaine ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Pokedude on August 09, 2014, 10:52:51 am
no I AM A KID!

have you ever rage destroyed your PC?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 09, 2014, 07:49:38 pm
no I AM A KID!

have you ever rage destroyed your PC?

no only kicked my pc a few times

ever started a fire accidently ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 09, 2014, 07:59:42 pm
yep

Ever had to deny sex for a stupid reason?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kewlizm on August 09, 2014, 10:47:28 pm
Not yet :D Maybe in a few years time ;) IfUKnowWhatIMean

Ever had a black eye? (from someone beating you)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 09, 2014, 11:51:02 pm
Not yet :D Maybe in a few years time ;) IfUKnowWhatIMean

Ever had a black eye? (from someone beating you)
nope

did you ever had to give away money for a stupid/silly reason ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: eymas on August 09, 2014, 11:55:40 pm
yes, a cup of coffee at work, but we could get that for free anyway since we were employees at that time(even the interns get that heavenly permission to!)

Did you ever have a moment where you have spent hours of work while the solution could've been done in mere seconds?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 10, 2014, 12:00:30 am
Yes ... yes I have

Have you ever dropped some candy you really wanted and been like 'oh fuck'
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Archie on August 10, 2014, 12:04:10 am
Yes, of course

Have you ever multi-accounted in argo (be honest,  what happens in this topic stays in topic)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 10, 2014, 12:05:27 am
i have been banned for it but i didnt do it ^^ xD, so i guess no

have you ever regret'ed buying your pc. (to weak,etc.)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: jackdaw on August 17, 2014, 10:22:33 pm
nope, i buy always good pc :)
Have u ever bribe a police officer in game or in life  ;)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 17, 2014, 10:25:44 pm
yes and no ^.^

when you were passing a licence test or a passport test did you try to bribe them ?  ;)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: victor2662 on August 17, 2014, 10:28:05 pm
Yes, and it worked (revoke me now)
Joke ^

Have you ever killed a duck?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: kewlguy13x on August 17, 2014, 10:32:45 pm
True.

Have you ever been punched?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Spike. on August 17, 2014, 10:37:15 pm
True.

Have you ever got sued ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 17, 2014, 10:40:14 pm
True.

ever wanted to punch someone to kill him ?  :D
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Astaroth on August 18, 2014, 02:05:30 am
Honestly, no. I always think of axes and knives when I want someone dead. I'm a bad..bad person haha. :D

Well...
Have you ever killed an animal?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 18, 2014, 02:37:16 am
Enough, killed snails, cockroaches, spiders, etc.

Have you ever harmed yourself that you had to go to hospital (may be accidental)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 18, 2014, 03:05:42 am
Yes

Did send someone to the hospital after a bloody fight?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on August 18, 2014, 03:15:37 am
False

ever painted your fingers like my avatar ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Luke on August 18, 2014, 03:16:14 am
Lolno

Ever been arrested for something you didn't actually do?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Archie on August 18, 2014, 03:17:19 am
False.

Have you ever came to your gf's home as a drunk?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Kaseem on August 21, 2014, 10:36:07 pm
False.

Have you ever called your Teacher Mum/Dad.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Luke on August 22, 2014, 12:05:18 am
True (You have been there when I have done it)

Ever cried yourself to sleep?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: OmaR_RuLeZx on August 22, 2014, 06:09:31 pm
False.

Have you ever had a dream of losing your virginity?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 06:11:55 pm
Haven't had a 'dream' since I was 7

Have you ever cried over a game?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Alexander_Rijav on August 22, 2014, 07:58:27 pm
Almost.
Have you ever popped two bicycle tires at the same day?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 09:47:13 pm
Yes I did, one exploded, one popped

Have you ever lit firework that exploded in your hand?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Michelle Cortez on August 22, 2014, 10:06:28 pm
Not yet.

Have you ever been on fire?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Tiny on August 22, 2014, 10:47:36 pm
No. Have you?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mang on August 22, 2014, 10:50:03 pm
False

Have you ever hacked a website?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Benn on August 22, 2014, 11:16:32 pm
False

Have you ever hacked a website?

False
Have you ever DMed someone in game?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 22, 2014, 11:20:16 pm
True

Is it true that you tried to ddos a SA:MP server before?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Tiny on August 22, 2014, 11:30:47 pm
Nope, I was never interested in doing such things. =P

Have you ever drank so much you looked like Brian, hugging toilets and stuff?

Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 11:32:38 pm
Yes I have *huehue*

Have you ever photoshopped something weird over your own face?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 22, 2014, 11:34:31 pm
Nah.
Have you ever asslicked someone to get a promotion or get rewarded in something?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Tiny on August 22, 2014, 11:34:58 pm
Brian,I somehow felt you will reply to my post, that's why I mentioned you xD.
On topic: Nope.


Have you ever tried to hack a Facebook account?
If yes and your attempt was succesful, drop me a PM how  :D


Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 11:37:59 pm
I have indeed, but thats because some people just use idiotic passwords

Have you ever done something in truth or dare that you regret?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bruce. on August 22, 2014, 11:38:57 pm
Yes kissed my ex, should have never done that.

Have you ever put a nail in your penis hole?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 22, 2014, 11:39:14 pm
No way :|
Have you ever betrayed your friends when you got everything you wanted from there and abounded them?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bruce. on August 22, 2014, 11:40:48 pm
Never will do that

Have you ever put ur finger so hard in in ur ass hole that you started crying ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 11:46:04 pm
yes i cri every tim (no I have not and I am not quite sure what you have in to)

Have you ever painted your hair (if yes, what color)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Luke on August 22, 2014, 11:47:17 pm
True, had blonde highlights when I was 13 looked like a bird shat in my head.

Ever had your forum account deleted by hackers?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bruce. on August 22, 2014, 11:48:36 pm
No I was lucky (Bad luck brian)

Have you ever eat a whole banana with one bite like some monkeys do?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Tiny on August 22, 2014, 11:49:09 pm
Nah :S

Is it true that you love me? Plz yes.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 11:51:16 pm
Sorry ..- You're too Tiny

Is it true that you want to hit Bruce n the face?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bruce. on August 22, 2014, 11:52:09 pm
Yes, door already did it.

Have you ever hoped for brian to get his account back?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 11:52:53 pm
No (yes pls admin)

Have you ever joined tinychat friday?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Tiny on August 22, 2014, 11:53:38 pm
nope.

Is it true that Brian loves me but finds excuses not to say it in public?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 11:54:14 pm
False, you're still too tiny.

Is is true that Tiny thinks I love him but I can't love him cuz love.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Bruce. on August 22, 2014, 11:54:51 pm
Is that even a question? O_o

Have you made the #IceBucketChallenge already?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Tiny on August 22, 2014, 11:55:02 pm
False.

Stop using excuses brian ok tell how true is that you love me.
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Brian on August 22, 2014, 11:56:07 pm
Sorry, you're still too tiny. I like it large *winkwink*

Have you ever punched your PC screen/TV?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Tiny on August 22, 2014, 11:56:40 pm
Yes just did.

Is it true that brian doesn't love me anymore :cry:
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 23, 2014, 12:13:18 am
True.
Is it true that you betrayed a friend before? (within Argonath)
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: OmaR_RuLeZx on August 23, 2014, 12:22:24 am
False.

Have you ever been /su'ed for a stupid reason?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 23, 2014, 12:28:46 am
Yes for "Illegally parking on WS HQ roof + AFK" by SibTy
Have you ever been betrayed by a friend/GF/BF?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: _FreezingDark_ on September 01, 2014, 12:58:18 am
false (atleast not yet)

is it true, would you kill yourselfe in order to save your friends life ?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Pokedude on September 01, 2014, 04:40:28 pm
true

will you sacrifice yourself for GF/BF
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on September 01, 2014, 04:42:30 pm
i dont have any  :rofl:

Is it true that u think you're so VIP so u ignore everyone?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Pokedude on September 05, 2014, 09:03:38 pm
false! i dont ignore anyone :)

would you like it if i become an admin?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Hamza_Khan on September 05, 2014, 09:26:58 pm
False
 
do you like cats?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: TheLegitHabibi on September 10, 2014, 09:49:02 am
fucking hate them.

would you like to donate $19,999 to get an invite to #HabibiBrothers?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Mikal on September 10, 2014, 11:08:37 am
False, I'd like to get unbanned, re-open AAF and crush this terror organisation. :gand:

Is it true that you'd pay 500,000ARD for James_Bond's head?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: TheLegitHabibi on September 10, 2014, 01:09:06 pm
False, I'd like to get unbanned, re-open AAF and crush this terror organisation. :gand:

Is it true that you'd pay 500,000ARD for James_Bond's head?

I'll take 500k and give u my head yes
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: danipoz on October 14, 2014, 04:09:21 pm
False, I'd like to get unbanned, re-open AAF and crush this terror organisation. :gand:

Is it true that you'd pay 500,000ARD for James_Bond's head?
False,
Have you ever done something wrong and nobody knew?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on August 09, 2016, 04:52:18 pm
True.

Do you know who I am IG?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: Khm on August 09, 2016, 05:02:24 pm
True "how u doing Albert :3"

Is it true that you are salty?
Title: Re: True or False
Post by: albertlau128 on August 09, 2016, 05:05:25 pm
Naw

Do you think Brexit is good?
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