Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => World and local news => Topic started by: ~Legend~ on May 20, 2014, 05:19:33 pm
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$2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000 lawsuit - that's more than all the money in the world!
Man files lawsuit for $2,000 decillion (36 zeros) after being bitten by a dog and having his photograph taken by a Chinese couple
(http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9396821.ece/alternates/w620/rexfeatures_3751832a.jpg)
Where there's blame, there's a claim, so they say.
But for the subjects of a lawsuit, which some are describing as the largest in history, paying up could prove difficult. To put it in perspective: even if they managed to get hold of the money equivalent of the estimated economic value of all of the goods and services ever created in the history of humanity ($2,400,000,000,000,000), they would still find themselves unable to pay.
A New York man is suing defendants including Au Bon Pain, Kmart and the City of New York for the remarkable sum of $2,000 decillion (or $2 undecillion) after he was bitten by what he claims was a rabid dog on a bus.
According to the legal humour blog 'Lowering The Bar', Anton Purisima, 62, has demanded $2,000 decillion (that's 36 zeros) in a hand-written lawsuit filed in April, requesting damages for "civil-rights violations, personal injury, discrimination in national origin, retaliation, harassment, fraud, attempted murder, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and conspiracy to defraud".
In the 22 page document Mr Purisima claims that his middle finger was bitten off by a 'rabies infected' dog on a city bus. He also alleges that a Chinese couple took photographs of him without his permission while he was being treated in a local hospital.
In a seemingly unconnected additional claim bundled into the document, he is also seeking compo for being routinely overcharged for coffee at LaGuardia Airport. He claims that some of the additional woes he suffered from the bite, including the pain, "cannot be repaired by money" and are "therefore priceless".
- The Independent
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The guy needs to see a psychiatrist, not a judge.
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Speaking of which... this is how much. (https://what-if.xkcd.com/96/)
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Just lol'd defo high when he did them demands.
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Who knows, he might actully get something out from this case. Wouldn't suprise me as this is happening in Unites States. :rolleyes:
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Who knows, he might actully get something out from this case. Wouldn't suprise me as this is happening in Unites States. :rolleyes:
If you counted loss of credibility as something, then maybe yes. :lol:
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It's funny how the States actually came up/heavily contributed to the Stella Awards - apparently something satirically credit lawsuit abuse.