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Title: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????????????
Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 02:47:32 pm
WHAT THE FUCK! I fucking saw this thing walking at me in an aggressive pace as I was doing my pushups.. WTF ?? A fucking fly and spider hybrid???? I killed that fucking thing but I'm so scared wtf..

(https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31.0-8/10379913_881273405233057_3406519021547273943_o.jpg)
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Post by: Eps_Smalls on May 28, 2014, 02:48:26 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkWS9PiXekE
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Post by: Mr. Goobii on May 28, 2014, 02:58:32 pm
A spider must have 8 legs to be counted as one in the "spider family". Insects in general got 6 legs..  :rolleyes:
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Post by: Luke on May 28, 2014, 03:00:23 pm
Okay Just accept the fact your possibly going to die.

 :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Denis_Pro on May 28, 2014, 03:01:55 pm
Lol wtf is this
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Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 03:03:12 pm
Okay Just accept the fact your possibly going to die.

 :lol: :lol:

It took five fucking shoe hits to kill that fucking ugly mutant thing.

Lol wtf is this

Exactly

A spider must have 8 legs to be counted as one in the "spider family". Insects in general got 6 legs..  :rolleyes:
THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????
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Post by: Grizz on May 28, 2014, 03:05:27 pm
Genetic inbreeding at its finest.
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Post by: Bruce. on May 28, 2014, 03:11:40 pm
It took five f**king shoe hits to kill that f**king ugly mutant thing.


Open that shit stomach and make a picture :) I bet she has something cool inside
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Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 03:14:11 pm
Open that shit stomach and make a picture :) I bet she has something cool inside

I cant find its body...
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Post by: x-BlaCK-DeViL on May 28, 2014, 03:17:25 pm

(https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t31.0-8/10379913_881273405233057_3406519021547273943_o.jpg)
Armadillos Spider 0_o
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Post by: Lustigkurre on May 28, 2014, 03:19:27 pm
i think its a pokemon
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Post by: Stivi on May 28, 2014, 03:19:55 pm
Dinasour !

Get your shit together man. Even George Bush is afraid of shoes...
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Post by: Grizz on May 28, 2014, 03:22:05 pm
i think its a pokemon

 :app:
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Post by: Pokedude on May 28, 2014, 03:24:00 pm
i think its a pokemon
YAY A POKEMON!!!
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Post by: x-BlaCK-DeViL on May 28, 2014, 03:26:57 pm
YAY A POKEMON!!!

Pokemons should be cute....
Not a f***ing Monsters
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Post by: Abraham on May 28, 2014, 03:30:51 pm
Pokemons should be cute....
Not a f***ing Monsters
Guess its a digimon then
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Post by: Pokedude on May 28, 2014, 03:32:07 pm
Its a Steel Fly : Steeflieon . Types :Steel/Flying
Pokedude: GO PIKACHU!!!
(http://i60.tinypic.com/npo2ft.jpg)


Pokedude: Pikachu Use Thunder Bolt!!!!!

(http://i58.tinypic.com/29z4e9e.jpg)

Pikachu used thunder bolt... Steeflieon Fainted

Go Pokeballl!!   (http://i57.tinypic.com/9j3iaq.jpg)


Pokemon CAUGHT!!!!  (http://i57.tinypic.com/34tbq81.jpg)


yay! I GOT A...................................... ....................................... .......
...........STEEFLIEON


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Post by: eymas on May 28, 2014, 03:33:17 pm
Might just be your average cicada. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada)

I do not deny the fact insects look like monsters, some are in fact  :lol:
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Post by: Pokedude on May 28, 2014, 03:37:16 pm
Guess its a digimon then
ITS A POKEMON !!!!
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Post by: James Conway on May 28, 2014, 03:39:41 pm
Oh God... you killed it? Their friends might avenge his death
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Post by: Pokedude on May 28, 2014, 03:41:11 pm
Oh God... you killed it? Their friends might avenge his death
NO!
i didnt kill him .. i am innocent sweet and a lovely boy :) :P
i caught him in my Pokeball :) :P :D
i dont kill Pokemons .. i love em...... :D
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Post by: .James on May 28, 2014, 03:41:49 pm
Reproduction between Spider and Fly = that shit.  :eek:
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Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 03:45:37 pm
Reproduction between Spider and Fly = that shit.  :eek:
Exactly my thought when I first saw that creep!

Might just be your average cicada. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada)

I do not deny the fact insects look like monsters, some are in fact  :lol:
But this thing looks nothing like cicada.. It's a fucking fly with spider legs.

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Post by: Pokedude on May 28, 2014, 03:47:50 pm
But this thing looks nothing like cicada.. It's a f**king fly with spider legs.
Its a Pokemon!
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Post by: TiMoN on May 28, 2014, 03:50:23 pm
WHAT THE FUCK! I f**king saw this thing walking at me in an aggressive pace as I was doing my pushups.. WTF ?? A f**king fly and spider hybrid???? I killed that f**king thing but I'm so scared wtf..
You might become spider man, or spiderfly man, or spider fly hybrid man.

On a serious note, this is a result of a spider having sex with a fly.
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Post by: Marcel on May 28, 2014, 03:55:40 pm
His friends will come at you at night!
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Post by: victor2662 on May 28, 2014, 03:56:31 pm
On a serious note, this is a result of a spider having sex with a fly.

Wut?!?! How the hell would that be?!
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Post by: Pokedude on May 28, 2014, 03:59:42 pm
His friends will come at you at night!
O.O !
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Post by: victor2662 on May 28, 2014, 04:02:04 pm
If I saw something like this in my house, I would burn everything to the ground and move to another country.
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Post by: Abraham on May 28, 2014, 04:03:03 pm
Might just be your average cicada. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cicada)

I do not deny the fact insects look like monsters, some are in fact  :lol:
Thought it looked like a winged weta at first but at the same time doesn't look anything like it.
I'd be very scared if I were you Rytuklis, it could possibly be a very lethal mix of the cicada, white widow and the winged weta by the looks of it.
There's been reports of similar cases / deaths due to unknown lethal genetically mutated flies in and around the baltic seas as of late.
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Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 04:08:23 pm
it could possibly be a very lethal mix of the cicada, white widow and the winged weta by the looks of it.
There's been reports of similar cases / deaths due to unknown lethal genetically mutated flies in and around the baltic seas as of late.

I actually believed it until I googled that white widow is a cannabis plant.. Smooth move, Abe, smooth move..
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Post by: Abraham on May 28, 2014, 04:11:33 pm
I actually believed it until I googled that white widow is a cannabis plant.. Smooth move, Abe, smooth move..
It's more than a plant ;) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_pallidus)
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Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 04:16:39 pm
It's more than a plant ;) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latrodectus_pallidus)

Anyways, you're still bullshitting me :P
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Post by: Abraham on May 28, 2014, 04:21:01 pm
Anyways, you're still bullshitting me :P
True :(
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Post by: Hevar. on May 28, 2014, 04:37:05 pm
Thats illuminati
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Post by: Khm on May 28, 2014, 05:41:38 pm
What the heck, yesterday snakes and now this weird spyderbug. It looks like a bug with spider legs.. :eek:
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Post by: Bruce. on May 28, 2014, 07:16:07 pm
Thats illuminati

Definitely illuminati, here is the proof:

(http://i.imgur.com/mx97FdX.jpg)
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Post by: Petarda on May 28, 2014, 07:45:51 pm
you don't kill a spider, spiders are bros

also don't be a dumbf**k, next time capture it and see what it's gonna do

once a spider trapped itself in my glass, couldn't get out and it committed a suicide by climbing on top of the glass and jumping down
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Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 08:03:23 pm
Definitely illuminati, here is the proof:

(http://i.imgur.com/mx97FdX.jpg)
That cracked me up :D

you don't kill a spider, spiders are bros

As long as they are not in your room, just being there and freaking you out by looking ugly  :bananarock:

also don't be a dumbf**k, next time capture it and see what it's gonna do

I actually realised I could have done that when I killed it, but I guess I was on too much adrenaline so I automatically just shoe-smacked it without thinking too much. It would have been cool to have shown my biology teacher this, I wonder what would she say :D.

next time

I hope there wont be no fucking next time, it already will give me nightmares im sure..
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Post by: Jenny_Adams on May 28, 2014, 09:33:50 pm
Yep alright... I already have arachnophobia, let alone seeing this thing. I'd burn my house down
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Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 10:23:07 pm
Yep alright... I already have arachnophobia, let alone seeing this thing. I'd burn my house down
Lol i have arachnophobia too and when I saw this mutant thing i yelled out loud "What the fuck?? Kurwa what thefucki is this??"
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Post by: Joey_Creeks on May 28, 2014, 10:32:49 pm
I guess the spider that caught a fly wasn't hungry...
Anyway what's that things size? Hard to tell just by a picture
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Post by: Huntsman on May 28, 2014, 11:05:10 pm
I guess the spider that caught a fly wasn't hungry...
Anyway what's that things size? Hard to tell just by a picture
Its a relatively small thing
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Post by: AK47 on May 28, 2014, 11:05:52 pm
Looks scary as fuck
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Post by: Petarda on May 28, 2014, 11:16:52 pm
Just googled it, put it somewhere, it's so fucking rare.
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Post by: Miller786 on May 28, 2014, 11:20:45 pm
arachnofobia here too guys... but to be honest that thing doesnt scare me, it just looks like a big fly, not like a spider at all
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Post by: Nexxt on May 28, 2014, 11:31:28 pm
This is already scaring you? I'm looking forward at the topic when you get robbed ^^
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Post by: zipp3r on May 28, 2014, 11:34:41 pm
ALL MUSCLE420
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Post by: Joey_Creeks on May 29, 2014, 12:08:53 am
I'd hate to find out whats in your attic...
Also that thing is called a Hippoboscidae, you should watch out cause chances are there's a female in your house and they're laying eggs. They're not a harm but a creepy sight to see.
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Post by: Petarda on May 29, 2014, 12:19:27 am
Also that thing is called a Hippoboscidae, you should watch out cause chances are there's a female in your house and they're laying eggs. They're not a harm but a creepy sight to see.
Let's just stick to winged spider...
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Post by: Joey_Creeks on May 29, 2014, 12:22:48 am
Let's just stick to winged spider...
lol a spider needs 8 legs to be considered one in the first place. This thing has 6 legs, its a insect. So its... A SPIDERED FLY.
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Post by: Huntsman on May 29, 2014, 03:34:49 pm
I think we found our friend.
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/2009/07/15/louse-fly-from-england/
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Post by: EliteTerm on May 30, 2014, 01:56:13 am
(https://i.imgur.com/MHuW96t.gif)
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Post by: Hamza. on May 30, 2014, 02:05:02 pm
Oh well, something's very wrong out there!
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Post by: Miller786 on May 30, 2014, 02:53:52 pm
I think we found our friend.
http://www.whatsthatbug.com/2009/07/15/louse-fly-from-england/
yep, thats our guy right there
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