I would have taken a stick or something and try push the snake away from the keys, then take up the keys normally.
As the snake it sleeping in the picture, I would just the keys and walk away :)You don't know wether he's sleeping or not. You just can't see it.
I'd thrown a pokeball at it. gotta catch them all
I'd just grab them with a stick
Walk home no second thoughts
Good choose and healthy =)And dumb.
And dumb.
Dude you can just grab something and reach the keys. There was an experiment in which monkey was locked in cage and was supposed to get a banana. He could get it by pushing it away and getting it from other side or something, the point it that he had to push his objective away and then reach it.
So whenever you are in situation like this and do what Charles said, stand for 1 minute and think about your dumbness.
What if in hurry and need to a shit, and i need my vehicle key fast to go home and take a huge shit. But got no time for find something to reach the keys with it :/Take a crap somewhere else then.
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