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Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Forum Games => Topic started by: Twister on July 11, 2014, 11:39:07 pm

Title: Yo mama jokes
Post by: Twister on July 11, 2014, 11:39:07 pm

Yo mama so fat, when she listens to Dubstep, the bass it literally drops

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Post by: Spike. on July 11, 2014, 11:40:56 pm

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the sea the whales start singing, " WE ARE A FAMILY"

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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on July 12, 2014, 10:46:25 am

Yo mama so fat when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up

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Post by: Jeremy. on July 12, 2014, 10:48:27 am

Yo mama so fat, she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight.

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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on July 12, 2014, 10:54:56 am

Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale

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Post by: Jeremy. on July 12, 2014, 10:57:03 am

Yo mama is so dark, she drinks water and pees coffee.

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Post by: zsmis on July 12, 2014, 10:58:19 am

Yo mama so ugly,at the strip club people paid her to keep her clothes on  :bananarock:

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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on July 12, 2014, 11:00:44 am

Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions  :lol:

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Post by: psyron on July 12, 2014, 11:14:57 am

Yo mama so poor, i had to break in to your house to give her money

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Post by: PulseEffect on July 12, 2014, 11:20:38 am

Yo mama so fat that she needs her own post code.

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Post by: zsmis on July 12, 2014, 11:30:26 am

Yo mama so poor,she entered her gmail account just to eat the spam

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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on July 12, 2014, 11:45:48 am

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote

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Post by: Bruce. on July 12, 2014, 12:11:25 pm

Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed 4 germany goals

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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on July 12, 2014, 12:25:43 pm

Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live

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Post by: Spike. on July 12, 2014, 12:30:29 pm

Yo mama so poor, she can't even PAY ATTENTION

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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on July 12, 2014, 12:42:50 pm

Yo mama's so ghetto, she does drive by shootings on the bus   :war:

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Post by: Pokedude on July 13, 2014, 09:54:17 am

Yo Mama's so fat when she jumps in the pool her splash actually does damage ( Splash is a move in Pokemon which doesnt do anything to anybody)  :P

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Post by: .James on July 18, 2014, 11:04:23 pm

Yo momma's so stupid/fat, when I asked her about her weight, I thought she told me her phonenumber.

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Post by: .Mario. on July 18, 2014, 11:20:10 pm

yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

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Post by: beLTa on July 18, 2014, 11:22:36 pm

Yo mama so fat cuz love to eat burgers and pizzas..

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Post by: EndriSoprano on July 18, 2014, 11:23:01 pm

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt

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Post by: Tiny on July 18, 2014, 11:35:25 pm

Yo mama so fat only NASA has reached the top.

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Post by: Twister on July 21, 2014, 05:09:52 pm

Yo mama so fat when I was thinking of her I broke my neck.

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Post by: Brian on July 21, 2014, 05:16:53 pm

Yo' momma so fat, when she joins Argonath we think theres a DDos attack.

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Post by: .Ganton. on July 21, 2014, 05:22:26 pm

Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't even need wi-fi, she is already worldwide!

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Post by: Brian on July 22, 2014, 04:44:20 pm

Yo' momma so ugly, if we use a skin mod of her everyone in the server gets opcodes.

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Post by: Alexander_Rijav on July 22, 2014, 04:46:22 pm

Yo mama's so poor she goes protesting with ALP

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Post by: ssaammee on July 22, 2014, 04:47:50 pm

Yo mama so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

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Post by: Ramis on July 24, 2014, 08:43:29 am

Yo mama so fat ,when she climbs on the mountain , nothing happens

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Post by: zsmis on July 24, 2014, 08:46:25 am

Yo mama so ugly,she turned medusa to stone

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Post by: Quartz on July 24, 2014, 08:47:59 am

Yo mama so ugly she makes the union cry..

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Post by: Aca on July 28, 2014, 01:15:54 pm

Yo mama so stupid, that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.