Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Marack on December 07, 2007, 01:48:11 am
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Ok here I will host a Yo mama joke off
Rules:
1. You have to make your own jokes
2. the joke has to own the last one
3. if a joke cant beat the one listed in a day then a new, easy, joke will be posted by me.
My joke:
Your mom is so dumb when i saw her on the beach listening to a sea-shell i asked her what she was doing and she said, trying to hear the fish.
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Yo mumma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
:)
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Your mother is so ugly that if she would go to the ugliest woman contest, then they would say: "Sorry, no professionals!"
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Your mom is so fat that she will sing, "We are family.... Burger King, Mac Donalds and me". :D
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Yo mom so fat, she got married at McDonalds...
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youre mom is so fat that the mc donalds pay HER.. to not eat the whole stock!
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Your mom is so dumb when i said "its chily outside" she ran out with spoon.
Classic
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Your mum is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV I miss all the ads.
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Your moms so fat... nvm, she's just fat...
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Your moms so fat... nvm, she's just fat...
:lol: :rofl: best 1 so far lol lol :banana:
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Your mum is so fat that when she sits on a bus seat the driver asks her 3 tickets.
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Your mother is so stupid that she calls you a son of a b*ch.
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You mom is so fat so when she wears a yellow shirt, people run after her yelling "TAXI"
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Your Mum is so fat.....
Question: How many Moms you have?
Answer: 3
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You momma is so poor so when I ring your doorbell i hear the toilet flush!
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You momma is so stupid, she got pregnant with you.
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Your momma is so fat, that her blood type is Snickers. (not an ad btw)
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(for Counter-Strike maniacs)
Your mom goes fishing on de_aztec!!111
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Your mom is so fast she buys tampons in a carpet store when the are rolled;)
Omri
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Ya moms so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds gravy
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Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.
Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.
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Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.
Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.
these are your mum jokes, this may be "flaming", but it for purely for humour and that's to both sides, don't get too excited about flame wars ;)
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Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.
Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.
Who cares... its in off topic ;)
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yo momma so fat when she jumped in the sea she made free willy look like a tic-tac!
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yo momma so fat when she jumped in the sea she made free willy look like a tic-tac!
you callin' my momma fat?!
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this is just a topic of the one who finds the best Yo mama joke on google ! ^^, ... or seing it on Yo mama on MTV.. :alert"
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your mom is so fat that she makes UNCLE PHIL look skinny!!
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Your mama is so fat,when she sat on this http://www.bazars.net/UsersFiles/ProductImages/PR185.jpg (Dont know what its called in english :P),any hows it said Not 10 in a roll please . :pop:
English Plz.
'Yo mama so fat she uses sheep for tampons'. :D
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Not funny :/
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this is just a topic of the one who finds the best Yo mama joke on google ! ^^, ... or seing it on Yo mama on MTV.. :alert"
Yo momma on MTV is kewl :cool:
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Your mamma is so fat, she fucked 3 men at once.
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Yo momma is so fat that its easier to jump over her than go around her.
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you callin' my momma fat?!
lol
yo mumma so fat when she stood on the scale....her phone number appeared
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well your mmumma's so fat when she stood on the scale... it broke.
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Your momma wanted something that goes 0-100 in less than 4 seconds for her birthday...
She wanted something like this:
(http://moto.money.pl/gallery/porsche_gt_2003/001.jpg)
but she got this:
(http://www.bionovo.pl/images/neolab/image_01404.JPG)
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Yo momma is so flat that its easier to jump over her than go around her.
edited it, now it makes sence ;)
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Your mom is fat.
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Your mama is so fat when she sat on Game Cube it turned into Gameboy.
Posted on: December 11, 2007, 09:11:55 PM
Yo mama is so ugly she makes onion cry.
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LMAO! The joke "Yo momma is so stupid that call you son of a b*tch" LMFAO!
Im not very good at jokes...
BTW, Is that all you know? "Yo momma is so fat..." Cant u make any other joke about mommas without "...is so fat"? Otherwise, this topic will be soo bored :/
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"You're mumms p**** is so full of crabs that I'm expecting to open a shelfish restaurant in there"
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Your mom.
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Your mom.
"your moms p**** is wide open that when I f***** her I had to get a tunneling license."
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Your mums so fat she walked infront of the TV and you missed 3 weeks of Eastenders
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"your moms p**** is wide open that when I f***** her I had to get a tunneling license."
Dude... you suck!
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Your mom is a virgin!
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Your mom is a virgin!
Your mom has a penis :wow: :razz:
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Ya and you've sucked it :P(no j/k i just had to do it perfect oppurtunitty)
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Your mom has a penis :wow: :razz:
those called tities your idiot! :lol:
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Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit :D
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Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit :D
I lol'd IRL ^^ good one.
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Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit :D
thinking...
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Ya mum is so rich. That she had to use all her richness to get all the food she needed for her fat ass.
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haha, made me laugh :D
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1. your mom like a Xmas tree, evryone hangs balls on her!
2. ure momma like a shotgun, one cock she blows!
3. ure momma so ugly she stuck her face outta the car window, and got arrested for mooning!
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My favourite:
Simon Cowell (English accent): Your mother is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
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Yo mom is so huge that when we got kicked out of our house for not paying the mortgage we had to store all our belongings in her layers on her chest (Flab) and the rest of us sleep in her leg flab oh ye :cool:
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Your mom sings Zlad! in the shower. :cool:
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My favourite:
Simon Cowell (English accent): Your mother is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
HAHAH
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2....
1. your momma like a Xmas tree, ppl hang balls on her
2. your momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on
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Yo momma so fat that even Deejay Trucking Company can Take her anyway..
Yo momma(Black Women, No racism here please ;) ) so stupid that she couln't stop cleaning her face because it was too dirty (Black - Dirty :rofl: )
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:rofl:........... :roll:...........hehe
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Yo Mumma so Dumb She tripped over a wireless phone
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Yo Mumma so Dumb she tried to cook eggs with a Xbox 360(it works but only with the red ring of death :D)
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Yo Mumma so Dumb she tried to cook eggs with a Xbox 360(it works but only with the red ring of death :D)
Cool!
/me is off to test that on his friend's Xbox 360 :devroll:
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yo momma so fat, that when she went out in high heels, she returned with flip-flops
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yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha :rofl:)
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yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha :rofl:)
bwahahahahahhahaa :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
ahhhh poor wata :P
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yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha :rofl:)
:cry: :( :cry:
That was harsh :cry:
:D
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lmfao
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Hey. Ya mom is so fat. That when a muslim has to clean her before going have bed time, they drop her in the ocean.
(No offence)
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Hey. Ya mom is so fat. That when a muslim has to clean her before going have bed time, they drop her in the ocean.
(No offence)
I think you could have done without the muslim part :poke:
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I think you could have done without the muslim part :poke:
I'm sorry if it offended.
New one:
Ya mum is so dumb, that when she cooks something, she uses a condom for cooking in.
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Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail
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Yo Momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows :)
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Your moms so stupid...
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Yo Mumma Like a 7-11, Open all day and night
Yo mumma like a Fan, once she turns on, she gives everyone a blow