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Title: Your mom jokes
Post by: Marack on December 07, 2007, 01:48:11 am
Ok here I will host a Yo mama joke off

Rules:

1. You have to make your own jokes
2. the joke has to own the last one
3. if a joke cant beat the one listed in a day then a new, easy, joke will be posted by me.

My joke:

Your mom is so dumb when i saw her on the beach listening to a sea-shell i asked her what she was doing and she said, trying to hear the fish.
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: UberPwner on December 07, 2007, 05:42:30 am
Yo mumma so fat she fell in love and broke it.


:)
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Ylisalajane on December 07, 2007, 07:15:49 am
Your mother is so ugly that if she would go to the ugliest woman contest, then they would say: "Sorry, no professionals!"
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Goodblue on December 07, 2007, 07:35:46 am
Your mom is so fat that she will sing, "We are family.... Burger King, Mac Donalds and me".  :D
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Post by: Abraham on December 07, 2007, 07:43:03 am
Yo mom so fat, she got married at McDonalds...
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Post by: D.Smokes on December 07, 2007, 08:04:24 am
youre mom is so fat that the mc donalds pay HER.. to not eat the whole stock!
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Post by: Josh_0901 on December 07, 2007, 08:08:51 am
Your mom is so dumb when i said "its chily outside" she ran out with spoon.

Classic
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Post by: Kitsune on December 07, 2007, 08:42:40 am
Your mum is so fat that when she walks in front of the TV I miss all the ads.
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Post by: Abraham on December 07, 2007, 09:37:57 am
Your moms so fat... nvm, she's just fat...
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Goodblue on December 07, 2007, 12:32:31 pm
Your moms so fat... nvm, she's just fat...

 :lol:  :rofl: best 1 so far lol lol  :banana:
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Post by: Luca_Scalise on December 07, 2007, 12:37:22 pm
Your mum is so fat that when she sits on a bus seat the driver asks her 3 tickets.
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Post by: Ylisalajane on December 07, 2007, 02:27:15 pm
Your mother is so stupid that she calls you a son of a b*ch.
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Post by: Knoothead on December 07, 2007, 03:15:54 pm
You mom is so fat so when she wears a yellow shirt, people run after her yelling "TAXI"
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Post by: Call_me_Dad on December 07, 2007, 03:21:26 pm
Your Mum is so fat.....

Question:  How many Moms you have?
Answer: 3
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Post by: Knoothead on December 07, 2007, 03:25:10 pm
You momma is so poor so when I ring your doorbell i hear the toilet flush!
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Post by: Abraham on December 07, 2007, 03:30:05 pm
You momma is so stupid, she got pregnant with you.
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Post by: 9r2e5i3k on December 07, 2007, 03:40:46 pm
Your momma is so fat, that her blood type is Snickers. (not an ad btw)
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Post by: 9r2e5i3k on December 07, 2007, 04:25:44 pm
(for Counter-Strike maniacs)
Your mom goes fishing on de_aztec!!111
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Post by: Omri on December 07, 2007, 05:28:26 pm
Your mom is so fast she buys tampons in a carpet store when the are rolled;)




Omri
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Post by: Merc on December 07, 2007, 05:40:05 pm
Ya moms so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds gravy
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Post by: Gird3r on December 07, 2007, 05:55:41 pm
Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.

Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Kitsune on December 07, 2007, 06:09:44 pm
Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.

Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.
these are your mum jokes, this may be "flaming", but it for purely for humour and that's to both sides, don't get too excited about flame wars ;)
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Goodblue on December 07, 2007, 06:15:36 pm
Ya mom is so stupid, that she taked me for being George bush.

Btw i don't really like this topic. As long i don't end in a flame war i'm okay with it.

Who cares... its in off topic  ;)
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Alsatian on December 07, 2007, 08:24:18 pm
yo momma so fat when she jumped in the sea she made free willy look like a tic-tac!
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Abraham on December 07, 2007, 10:09:16 pm
yo momma so fat when she jumped in the sea she made free willy look like a tic-tac!
you callin' my momma fat?!
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: LillMumin on December 07, 2007, 11:59:36 pm
this is just a topic of the one who finds the best Yo mama joke on google ! ^^, ... or seing it on Yo mama on MTV.. :alert"
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Marack on December 08, 2007, 12:05:35 am
your mom is so fat that she makes UNCLE PHIL look skinny!!
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Post by: Australia on December 08, 2007, 09:04:32 am
Your mama is so fat,when she sat on this http://www.bazars.net/UsersFiles/ProductImages/PR185.jpg (Dont know what its called in english :P),any hows it said Not 10 in a roll please . :pop:

English Plz.

'Yo mama so fat she uses sheep for tampons'.  :D
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Goldberg on December 08, 2007, 09:54:18 am
Not funny :/
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Post by: Goodblue on December 08, 2007, 10:29:56 am
this is just a topic of the one who finds the best Yo mama joke on google ! ^^, ... or seing it on Yo mama on MTV.. :alert"
Yo momma on MTV is kewl  :cool:
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Post by: ODSTHelljumper89 on December 08, 2007, 10:54:37 am
 Your mamma is so fat, she fucked 3 men at once.
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Post by: 9r2e5i3k on December 08, 2007, 11:41:29 am
Yo momma is so fat that its easier to jump over her than go around her.
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Post by: Alsatian on December 08, 2007, 08:11:34 pm
you callin' my momma fat?!
lol
yo mumma so fat when she stood on the scale....her phone number appeared
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Post by: Abraham on December 11, 2007, 12:33:07 am
well your mmumma's so fat when she stood on the scale... it broke.
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Post by: 9r2e5i3k on December 11, 2007, 08:57:19 pm
Your momma wanted something that goes 0-100 in less than 4 seconds for her birthday...


She wanted something like this:
(http://moto.money.pl/gallery/porsche_gt_2003/001.jpg)



but she got this:
(http://www.bionovo.pl/images/neolab/image_01404.JPG)
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: PMP on December 11, 2007, 09:04:27 pm
Yo momma is so flat that its easier to jump over her than go around her.
edited it, now it makes sence  ;)
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Post by: tiderman on December 11, 2007, 09:08:32 pm
Your mom is fat.
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Post by: Claire on December 11, 2007, 09:21:17 pm
Your mama is so fat when she sat on Game Cube it turned into Gameboy.
Posted on: December 11, 2007, 09:11:55 PM
Yo mama is so ugly she makes onion cry.
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: John_Vaughan on December 11, 2007, 09:44:38 pm
LMAO! The joke "Yo momma is so stupid that call you son of a b*tch" LMFAO!

Im not very good at jokes...

BTW, Is that all you know? "Yo momma is so fat..." Cant u make any other joke about mommas without "...is so fat"? Otherwise, this topic will be soo bored :/
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: PMP on December 11, 2007, 10:02:42 pm
"You're mumms p**** is so full of crabs that I'm expecting to open a shelfish restaurant in there"
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Post by: Abraham on December 11, 2007, 11:19:42 pm
Your mom.
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Post by: PMP on December 11, 2007, 11:23:22 pm
Your mom.
"your moms p**** is wide open that when I f***** her I had to get a tunneling license."
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Post by: Dave on December 11, 2007, 11:24:45 pm
Your mums so fat she walked infront of the TV and you missed 3 weeks of Eastenders
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Post by: Abraham on December 11, 2007, 11:25:40 pm
"your moms p**** is wide open that when I f***** her I had to get a tunneling license."
Dude... you suck!
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Post by: PMP on December 11, 2007, 11:26:20 pm
Your mom is a virgin!
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Post by: Dave on December 11, 2007, 11:29:10 pm
Your mom is a virgin!

Your mom has a penis  :wow: :razz:
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Marack on December 11, 2007, 11:32:12 pm
Ya and you've sucked it :P(no j/k i just had to do it perfect oppurtunitty)
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: PMP on December 11, 2007, 11:33:10 pm
Your mom has a penis  :wow: :razz:
those called tities your idiot! :lol:
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Dave on December 11, 2007, 11:34:23 pm
Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit  :D
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Abraham on December 11, 2007, 11:55:33 pm
Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit  :D
I lol'd IRL ^^ good one.
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: PMP on December 12, 2007, 12:19:19 am
Obviously your blind then...cos then, your saying if THEY are tities, and i said PENIS, tities is plura, penis is singular, so now, ur mom has one tit  :D
thinking...
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Post by: Gird3r on December 12, 2007, 01:15:14 am
Ya mum is so rich. That she had to use all her richness to get all the food she needed for her fat ass.
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Post by: Abraham on December 12, 2007, 01:20:20 am
haha, made me laugh :D
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Post by: Alsatian on December 12, 2007, 07:37:45 pm
1. your mom like a Xmas tree, evryone hangs balls on her!
2. ure momma like a shotgun, one cock she blows!
3. ure momma so ugly she stuck her face outta the car window, and got arrested for mooning!
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Jcstodds on December 12, 2007, 07:44:51 pm

My favourite:

Simon Cowell (English accent): Your mother is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
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Post by: Obi1 on December 12, 2007, 08:42:45 pm
Yo mom is so huge that when we got kicked out of our house for not paying the mortgage we had to store all our belongings in her layers on her chest (Flab) and the rest of us sleep in her leg flab oh ye  :cool:
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Post by: Watahell on December 12, 2007, 09:32:22 pm
Your mom sings Zlad! in the shower. :cool:
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Post by: tiderman on December 12, 2007, 09:36:31 pm
My favourite:

Simon Cowell (English accent): Your mother is so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting her.
HAHAH
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Alsatian on December 13, 2007, 07:40:19 pm
2....

1. your momma like a Xmas tree, ppl hang balls on her
2. your momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on
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Post by: [Rstar]Razor on December 14, 2007, 05:45:06 pm
Yo momma so fat that even Deejay Trucking Company can Take her anyway..

Yo momma(Black Women, No racism here please ;) ) so stupid that she couln't stop cleaning her face because it was too dirty (Black - Dirty :rofl: )
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Post by: Alsatian on December 14, 2007, 07:52:04 pm
 :rofl:...........  :roll:...........hehe
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Post by: UberPwner on December 19, 2007, 11:59:35 pm
Yo Mumma so Dumb She tripped over a wireless phone
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Post by: Marack on December 20, 2007, 07:57:43 am
Yo Mumma so Dumb she tried to cook eggs with a Xbox 360(it works but only with the red ring of death :D)
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Post by: Watahell on December 20, 2007, 12:02:43 pm
Yo Mumma so Dumb she tried to cook eggs with a Xbox 360(it works but only with the red ring of death :D)

Cool!
/me is off to test that on his friend's Xbox 360 :devroll:
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Post by: Alsatian on December 20, 2007, 12:09:46 pm
yo momma so fat, that when she went out in high heels, she returned with flip-flops
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Post by: [Rstar]Razor on December 20, 2007, 10:35:10 pm
yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha  :rofl:)
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Post by: Alsatian on December 21, 2007, 12:05:06 am
yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha  :rofl:)
bwahahahahahhahaa  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

ahhhh poor wata :P
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Watahell on December 21, 2007, 01:07:47 am
yo momma so ugly, even uglier than Wata (mwuahaha  :rofl:)

 :cry: :( :cry:

That was harsh :cry:

 :D
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Marack on December 21, 2007, 05:11:21 am
lmfao
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Post by: Gird3r on December 22, 2007, 08:25:11 am
Hey. Ya mom is so fat. That when a muslim has to clean her before going have bed time, they drop her in the ocean.
(No offence)
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Kitsune on December 22, 2007, 04:24:20 pm
Hey. Ya mom is so fat. That when a muslim has to clean her before going have bed time, they drop her in the ocean.
(No offence)
I think you could have done without the muslim part :poke:
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Gird3r on December 25, 2007, 12:49:45 am
I think you could have done without the muslim part :poke:

I'm sorry if it offended.

New one:

Ya mum is so dumb, that when she cooks something, she uses a condom for cooking in.
Title: Re: Your mom jokes
Post by: Buddah on December 25, 2007, 12:55:24 am
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail
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Post by: Alsatian on December 25, 2007, 01:26:09 am
Yo Momma is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows  :)
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Post by: Abraham on December 26, 2007, 09:18:29 am
Your moms so stupid...
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Post by: UberPwner on December 26, 2007, 09:55:26 am
Yo Mumma Like a 7-11, Open all day and night


Yo mumma like a Fan, once she turns on, she gives everyone a blow
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