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Title: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Rusty on January 06, 2008, 10:20:15 am
This guy is desperate to be in GTA IV as a Voice Actor, some of his Voice Acting was so Rofl'in.  Some people go to such lengths to get a Job or whatever but this guy just took the Piss outta himself.  Anyway watch it and see if you think he's good enough.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9YsQREfUaks
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Comendante on January 06, 2008, 02:53:14 pm
Uuhmm.. he's voice range was.. quite same for all the voices. Sad to see persons who think they got more capacity
then they actually do.  :eek: As he says: "I'm sure I will find work as a videogame voiceover expert somewhere".
Sure, good luck.. sad.. saaaad. :P
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 06, 2008, 05:12:16 pm
Anyone who drinks water from a beer mug should be on youtube.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Trojan_Fabrizio on January 06, 2008, 05:59:03 pm
Bless him...
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Watti on January 06, 2008, 10:07:45 pm
AHah lol what a Looney Tune... they would have to pick some one more .. Exciting
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Legolas on January 06, 2008, 10:24:27 pm
If you will not chose me, i send this to other companny's... lool yeah and that water from a beer mug... interesting :trust:
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on January 06, 2008, 10:34:03 pm
if he was main character - i would hack the sound files and edit the out :x
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Rusty on January 07, 2008, 08:15:10 am
I loved him doing a Gangster voice i couldn't stop laughing

"Move out the way or i'll Smoke Ya"  something like that. lol
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: rJCaiG on January 07, 2008, 08:28:57 am
"OOH BABY"


lolol he said "SO BE IT"
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Gimli on January 07, 2008, 09:02:49 am
The "help" screaming was completely random :rofl:

I turned it off when he said he'll start making sex sounds...


-xcasio

Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Goodblue on January 07, 2008, 10:42:51 am
does he rly think he got a chance :lol: lmao

the guy: I AM A VERY BIG FAN OF GTA 1!!

*the guy runs naked on street and yells: GTA 1 FTW!!!!
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Internet Celebrity on January 11, 2008, 04:15:59 pm
Hey guys,

I was checking the links out on my audition videos and came across you and some other forum that have been talking about me. The other guys at the other forum were all "faggot!" "retard!" and they clearly were taking my audition too seriously. It is a serious audition, but it is also supposed to be funny, so I am glad that I made some of you laugh. Also, thank you for not making pointlessly hostile comments about me--it's a sure sign of maturity.

Anyway, I've send my proposal to Rockstar now, and they're sure to get in touch with me soon. I need your help, though! Please go to my video and leave positive ratings and reviews to show them how good I am. I have five goals this year, and you would be going  a long way to help with one of them.

Thanks again.

David Elliott,
The internet celebrity.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 11, 2008, 04:32:18 pm
OMG is it Rly you?

If it is, I wanna offer you a coca-cola cup so you don't have to drink watter from you beer mug again. Ok?
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Abraham on January 11, 2008, 04:57:11 pm
David Elliott,
The internet celebrity.
I just want to point out, you have 326 views, My videos on youtube have more comments and views. But I don't walk around calling myself a internet celebrity.

If I wasn't naked, I would seriously piss my pants. As the video just... It seems... desperate?
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 11, 2008, 05:01:20 pm
I just want to point out, you have 326 views, My videos on youtube have more comments and views. But I don't walk around calling myself a internet celebrity.

If I wasn't naked, I would seriously piss my pants. As the video just... It seems... desperate?
Don't be so mean...

David, you can always do voice overs on our server vids.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Abraham on January 11, 2008, 05:09:23 pm
Ooh, that's a good idea actually...
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on January 11, 2008, 05:09:55 pm
I like him, its was great :D
Hell, why shit on him? i mean he has the balls and the courage to go and do a audition, do i see any of you auditioning? nope...
I think its some quality stuff he has, and if its really you David, thanks for dropping by :)
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Abraham on January 11, 2008, 05:15:22 pm
I like him, its was great :D
Hell, why shit on him? i mean he has the balls and the courage to go and do a audition, do i see any of you auditioning? nope...
I think its some quality stuff he has, and if its really you David, thanks for dropping by :)
I dance around infront of 100s of people in public, wearing a bigass hippo suit. I'd like to see him do it.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 11, 2008, 05:20:21 pm
I like him, its was great :D
Hell, why shit on him? i mean he has the balls and the courage to go and do a audition, do i see any of you auditioning? nope...
I think its some quality stuff he has, and if its really you David, thanks for dropping by :)
It is him...there are some other forum guys complaining on him for spamming their forums.

David, why don't you do some voice overs for argonath rpg, they would do great on you CV.  ;)

I dance around infront of 100s of people in public, wearing a bigass hippo suit. I'd like to see him do it.
Yeah, but you're a drunk... :neutral:
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Internet Celebrity on January 11, 2008, 05:21:24 pm
As a positive role model for children, I would only dance around in a hippo suit that had an average sized ass.

And I like my beer mug...

I'd be willing to voice over anything. Send me an e-mail.

(I didn't spam, by the way, I just asked for help.)
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Gimli on January 11, 2008, 05:28:08 pm
Heh, you should make a good soundboard for prank callers / etc. :rofl:

I still don't understand why you used a beer mug though. :)


-xcasio
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 11, 2008, 05:28:40 pm
As a positive role model for children, I would only dance around in a hippo suit that had an average sized ass.

And I like my beer mug...

I'd be willing to voice over anything. Send me an e-mail.

(I didn't spam, by the way, I just asked for help.)
I'm not gonna comment on the hippo thing.

Yeah, a beer mug is great,... with beer.

I'm not the video guy, but it would help if you unhidden your mail.

About the spam, I don't believe it was on this forum.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Watahell on January 11, 2008, 05:35:27 pm
heh, at least you can make a good voiceover for someone who is puking  :rofl: :D
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Justin on January 11, 2008, 05:49:14 pm
All i have to say is, nice try and good luck.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Comendante on January 11, 2008, 08:26:21 pm
I need your help, though! Please go to my video and leave positive ratings and reviews to show them how good I am. I have five goals this year, and you would be going  a long way to help with one of them.

Uhmm.. I dont think that anyone who really doesn't thinks it's any good should go and vote positive just to help you. One should of course
vote for what him/her feels/thinks about it. Not doing some charity work. :roll: Sorry.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Dave on January 11, 2008, 08:53:05 pm
As a positive role model for children, I would only dance around in a hippo suit that had an average sized ass.

And I like my beer mug...

I'd be willing to voice over anything. Send me an e-mail.

(I didn't spam, by the way, I just asked for help.)

Hey, i'm Dave, one of the head DJs , along with Giac on Argonath Goverment Radio, we need someone to do our ads and jingles etc. if your willing, please contact me at [email protected]


Regard

Dave
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Gird3r on January 11, 2008, 08:59:01 pm
Ha ha ha ha.  :lol: I laughed so hard at this, but atleast you got the balls of steel man. Not much people have the balls to hang themself on the internet. I have to admit some small parts of it was good but the rest sounded like someone who was forced to drink while trying to talk.

Good try tough. No one has said you arent allowed to try. But honsetly almost everything in it made laughs. But go ahead. Mabye if your lucky.

Good luck.

Btw the name is very very ego. Your are not a celebrerity. To much egoism.

Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on January 11, 2008, 09:06:35 pm
Ha ha ha ha.  :lol: I laughed so hard at this, but atleast you got the balls of steel man. Not much people have the balls to hang themself on the internet. I have to admit some small parts of it was good but the rest sounded like someone who was forced to drink while trying to talk.

Good try tough. No one has said you arent allowed to try. But honsetly almost everything in it made laughs. But go ahead. Mabye if your lucky.

Good luck.

Btw the name is very very ego. Your are not a celebrerity. To much egoism.


Jealous much? :lol:
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Abraham on January 11, 2008, 09:36:56 pm
Btw the name is very very ego. Your are not a celebrerity. To much egoism.
I'm not trying to be a jerk ( :redface: ), but I agree 100% on this.

We all want to be famous...
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: tiderman on January 11, 2008, 10:07:44 pm
I'm not trying to be a jerk ( :redface: ), but I agree 100% on this.

We all want to be famous...
.. but we are stuck playing GTA all day  :lol:

also.. the video wont load for me :(
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 11, 2008, 10:33:24 pm
We have to agree on something, none of us was expecting to have the guy on the vid posting here.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Internet Celebrity on January 12, 2008, 12:00:22 am
You would be surprised how many people I have caught out who didn't expect me to show up.

I agree that the Internet Celebrity name may appear egoistic, but that's only until you consider why I would be using such a name in the first place. It's all about positivity. How many novelists, actors, and musicians do we know who have never made any money from what they do? Plenty. I call myself an Internet Celebrity because that is what I am going to be, not because of what I am now.

And I don't think it takes balls to put myself out there like I have, but I appreciate the compliments. It's really just a matter of reminding myself that I know exactly what I am doing, and that those who go out of their way to ridicule me (i.e. the "he's a retarded faggot" types) are the ones who don't understand what is going on. You guys are pretty awesome though, and you'll be the first to know when I hear back from Rockstar.

Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/v/lXGC8g9jo9s&rel=1

www.internetcelebritydavidelliott.info
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 12, 2008, 12:10:36 am
dude, your vids are upside down.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Abraham on January 12, 2008, 12:26:54 am
HAHAHAHA, Omg, when you made that video (even though it's upside down) I just felt in love with you.

and the beer glass, you got me, I knew you where drunk when you did the vids!

Cheers
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Justin on January 12, 2008, 12:40:52 am
Quote
http://www.youtube.com/v/lXGC8g9jo9s&rel=1

Hahaha.

I don't even know what to say to this. :P
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Rodriguez on January 12, 2008, 01:01:32 am
HAHAHAHAHAHH THis guy is t3h Pw0nage Wuauahahahaha, can i have your Autograph?
U play SA:MP Btw?,

And oh yea, Join our Teamspeak once. 89.149.196.238:8767 password = lotr,  and ask for a guy named "kaltsu"  he's your biggest fan and he'd love to have a word with you
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on January 12, 2008, 01:24:50 am
Yes! He is real!
Whoo i love this guy :D

i retract my recent statement about your voice, as i got the wrong impression, but now i got to watch it and its great!
:ps: i know you will get a job as a voice actor, you are very good and very funny
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 12, 2008, 01:29:25 am
Yes! He is real!
Whoo i love this guy :D

i retract my recent statement about your voice, as i got the wrong impression, but now i got to watch it and its great!
:ps: i know you will get a job as a voice actor, you are very good and very funny

Argonath always one step on front of the other servers, with David doing voice over for our promo movies, we can do excellent stuff.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Abraham on January 12, 2008, 05:15:18 am
I'd be fun if he actually play'd on Argonath.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Rusty on January 12, 2008, 05:22:41 am
i retrack my statement aswell on teh First post teh second video was funny (ZOMG was that 5 Litres of Vodka)
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Abraham on January 12, 2008, 05:56:09 am
i retrack my statement aswell on teh First post teh second video was funny (ZOMG was that 5 Litres of Vodka)
I believe that's actually a 1.75 liter Smirnoff? I'm not sure about the liter, but It's a wild guess.

Scratch that, It seems even bigger then 1.75
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Goodblue on January 12, 2008, 11:55:34 am
http://www.youtube.com/v/lXGC8g9jo9s&rel=1

great man :D
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Gandalf on January 12, 2008, 02:38:24 pm
Hi David, and thanks for your videos. We know how hard it is to do good voice acting (check our TV channel on the commecials and movies) so good luck if you get the job.
However you have to learn to uses the right glasses for Vodka.  :drunk:
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Gird3r on January 13, 2008, 01:09:37 pm
Thumbs up for the second video.

Well still it sounds like the first video. But it's getting better. Actually you should have a chance to make a aduition at rockstar.

"Guns"  :)

Well. As i said good luck.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Internet Celebrity on January 17, 2008, 08:20:59 pm
Thank you for the fresh vote of confidence. Sorry I haven't replied earlier; the internet is a very busy place, unfortunately.

If any of you are wanting to get in touch with me, please do so at [email protected].

This week I am going to be quite busy as I am trying to get in newspapers, radio shows, and talent agents' offices. Should be fun.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Internet Celebrity on January 17, 2008, 08:21:37 pm
Oh, and it was a 1.75 liter.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: tiderman on January 17, 2008, 08:38:23 pm
amagad  :wow:
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Aragorn on January 17, 2008, 08:38:24 pm
Hah... I remember the work with our Taxi 2 MTA version

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And I failed to voice it normal... After some tryings that was sounded like pooing ghost in a cave... So Gandalf took the main voicing and managed much more...
That is damn difficult to voice the characters...

Good luck in managing your goals, I'll support the vote...

BTW if you like to voice the different characters - guys are always doing some movies and always need actor to sound it... So you can have a fun and help the same time :D
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: tiderman on January 17, 2008, 08:40:12 pm
And I failed to voice it normal... After some tryings that was sounded like pooing ghost in a cave... So Gandalf took the main voicing and managed much more...
That is damn difficult to voice the characters...
ROFL
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Abraham on January 18, 2008, 02:05:55 am
Oh, and it was a 1.75 liter.
My instincts are the shit. Looks allot bigger when viewing it upside down...
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Watahell on January 18, 2008, 02:21:04 am
awesome David, keep up the good work. :)
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Prometheus[NL] on January 18, 2008, 01:09:23 pm
If you will not chose me, i send this to other companny's... lool yeah and that water from a beer mug... interesting :trust:
Well vodka is clear but i can hardly believe you can still sit up straight after that much ...
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Prometheus[NL] on January 18, 2008, 01:13:31 pm
I dance around infront of 100s of people in public, wearing a bigass hippo suit. I'd like to see him do it.
Yeah right abe you dont even have the guts to post a clear pic of yourself and now you are the great entertainer in RL ...I mean like it or not but this David guy atleast TRIES it
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Prometheus[NL] on January 18, 2008, 01:20:07 pm
Oh btw it wouldnt surprise me if he does become somewhat of a celeb there are so many so called stars who dont have any tallent at all so for someone with atleast a marginaly funny aproach and the time to make himself known there is always a chance
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on January 18, 2008, 01:28:20 pm
Best voice clips from the movie :lol:

"Deathmatchers, go ruin the server"
"Admin, get back in the game"
"What? they will get banned!"
"They are Ramming! goto the cops!"
"Hello you pigs, are you enjoying your dounut? Deathmatchers are runing our server, perhaps you would like to help us? But your too busy masturbating you bunch of gay poops"

"Next time we goto Japanese Deathmatch server"  :rofl: :lol:

And Ronnel saying "Speedhacker? Speedhacker?" :rofl:
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Petey on January 18, 2008, 01:37:54 pm
yeah i remember when i first saw Taxi.. it was a great movie :razz:
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Internet Celebrity on January 18, 2008, 02:26:18 pm
Oh btw it wouldnt surprise me if he does become somewhat of a celeb there are so many so called stars who dont have any tallent at all so for someone with atleast a marginaly funny aproach and the time to make himself known there is always a chance

That's really what I'm going for, to be honest. I'm trying to become famous with the least amount of effort possible. Actually, it's time consuming as hell, but it's good fun so far. It's even more fun when people get what I'm trying to do. I mean, who needs to spend five years at Second City studying comedy acting, when you can post your sketches on YouTube and get famous anyway, right?
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Iceboy on January 18, 2008, 03:25:32 pm
Hahahha I laughed so much of Taxi 2.

BTW, I hope you will reach your goal David, if you do - remember Argonath ;)
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Watahell on January 18, 2008, 04:46:42 pm
WHAHAHAHAHAH  :rofl: I just watched that Taxi 2 Awesome, very good, I laughed so hard that I'm wiping tears :rofl: :rofl:

"Hello you pigs, are you enjoying your dounut? Deathmatchers are runing our server, perhaps you would like to help us? But your too busy masturbating you bunch of gay poops"

AHAHAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl:

You guys made my day :D :rofl:
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: PMP on January 18, 2008, 07:36:41 pm

BTW if you like to voice the different characters - guys are always doing some movies and always need actor to sound it... So you can have a fun and help the same time :D
Like I said, we can turn this into a win win situation. He wins on his CV, we win free semi-professional voice overs.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Internet Celebrity on January 19, 2008, 03:23:17 am
I love my promotion to semi-professional. I'm game to help out anyway I can. You're a neat bunch of guys from what I've seen, and if you need me for anything, you just have to call on my phone via e-mail.
Title: Re: GTA Audition Tape
Post by: Watahell on January 19, 2008, 03:34:42 am
I love my promotion to semi-professional. I'm game to help out anyway I can. You're a neat bunch of guys from what I've seen, and if you need me for anything, you just have to call on my phone via e-mail.

Same from our side. :)
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