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GTA:VC => Vice City - City Hall => VC:MP - Vice City Multiplayer => VC:MP Business and Offers => Topic started by: Sockom on March 12, 2016, 07:22:01 pm

Title: Crazy taxi
Post by: Sockom on March 12, 2016, 07:22:01 pm

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E'yo it's yo nigga Sockom here, bringing you the fastest and cheapest fare services in Vice City! Our fully-tuned Infernus convoys will get you away from the wanted zone in no time !

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Equipment We use turbocharged Infernuses as taxis. Those are the fastest cars in town and will get you at your destination quick and in style !	(http://i.imgur.com/ziQ1rlhm.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/viCu9Oam.png)	Fares We'll discuss on the price when I'll see you face, dem real niggz get discount ya know...

Showcase

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Look at that fresh driver always here to pick you up when ya want to get yourself away from the cops !

That's it folks! We also do special VIP voyages for the real G's out there, so gimme a holla when you need a special pickup at 1-800-CRAZYTAXIKFC ! Cya and fill my wallet beesh !

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Marcell on March 12, 2016, 11:48:41 pm

This negro provides best taxi services in town. If you need to get somewhere with a free haircut at same time, get a ride and ask him to open the window.

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Klaus on March 13, 2016, 03:22:35 am

Quote from: Marcell on March 12, 2016, 11:48:41 pm

This negro provides best taxi services in town

I disagree. I prefer those short guys with the mustaches and Hawaiian shirts

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Marcell on March 13, 2016, 09:57:54 am

Quote from: Klaus on March 13, 2016, 03:22:35 am

I disagree. I prefer those short guys with the mustaches and Hawaiian shirts

You're just biased cause they come from Haiti/Havana  :lol:

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Huntsman on March 13, 2016, 10:29:01 am

Isn't this illegal?  :balance:

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Hype on March 13, 2016, 11:32:27 am

Quote from: Rytuklis on March 13, 2016, 10:29:01 am

Isn't this illegal?  :balance:

Don't be silly, of course it's not, it's hard work  :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: XkillerX on March 13, 2016, 12:14:49 pm

Quote from: Hype on March 13, 2016, 11:32:27 am

Don't be silly, of course it's not, it's hard work  :rolleyes:

Not so much hard work if you are driving an infernus. :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Sockom on March 13, 2016, 12:15:57 pm

I was waiting for dem haterz

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: XkillerX on March 13, 2016, 12:27:38 pm

Chill down no hater feeling  :neutral2:

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Nylez on March 13, 2016, 12:49:28 pm

I've been driven over by this Infernus Taxi service before, so I'm keeping a grudge against this company. Better stay away from Haiti  :war:

Just kidding bro, good luck with your company. Don't forget to check your rear mirror every now and then  :)

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Sockom on March 13, 2016, 03:08:18 pm

We gonn ram them fatbois 4 ever

Much thanks Nylez !

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: ParaNarthan on June 08, 2016, 01:42:47 pm

Anyway We( Remu SuperFast Taxi) are the best. We offer cheap rates and we don't drive reckless and we are recruiting some new members Soon We will Be the Only Taxi Service and u will become the rival taxi in Cabmaggedon  :war:

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: XkillerX on June 10, 2016, 06:06:31 pm

Wasn't that offensive?  :uhm:

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Klaus on June 11, 2016, 01:06:46 am

I wouldn't worry about any competition from Sockom, he isn't exactly a licensed taxi driver.

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: ParaNarthan on June 12, 2016, 07:18:31 am

I can drive Well

Sockom don't think bad! - Can you join our Taxi Agency? Teamwork is Better Than Solo - Socrates(:P) Sockom-Socrates ok? :D

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Sockom on July 28, 2017, 02:51:39 pm

Nigga got locked up cuz some fool snitched my "totally legal" business! Anyways when I'll get out you guys will witness another vision of the street racing... I mean, quality taxi.

Title: Re: Crazy taxi
Post by: Klaus on July 29, 2017, 02:00:48 am

Damn, I was wondering what happened to ya! See you soon. :)