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I would be fired if I went off on my rant. :(:lol:
I would be fired if I went off on my rant. :(Can I rant about not being able to rant? :war: :war:
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The only part I heard was the "Raving" part :jackson: :bananarock: :bananav:
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When I was in high school, some of my classmates and I came across a clogged toilet in the boys' CR. It wasn't just the kind of clogged toilet you'd usually get at home.
It was so clogged and filled nearly to the brim with brown liquid, which looked like brothy noodle soup. Tissue paper was floating around the rim of the liquid, while the center was filled with shit - not just one type of shit, but several. There was a long mass that appeared soft and not so solid, like a toothpaste from Hell or your worst nightmare. There were also several dark brown pellets that looked like someone was eating too much bananas, without drinking enough water to soften their shit. Fuck, there was even this massive shit that was huge enough to make me feel sorry for the dude who felt like he was going through childbirth while he was shitting it out into the world.
Either some poor dude in this school has a rectum from outer space, or some idiots had a weird fetish of shitting in the same toilet, one after the other, without flushing it after.
We tried flushing it once, to no avail - the "brothy soup" only filled the toilet more instead of going down, and the various pieces of shit and tissue tumbled around, mixing the already-unholy mixture once again. There was a plunger beside the toilet, but none of us wanted to undertake the task of poking that plunger into what looked like the bastard love child of a nature show from outer space and what would happen if Satan drank too much at a party.
Following the failed first attempt, I took out my phone and began recording a video of the shit. We were laughing like idiots the whole time. Never mind that the shit looked so abominable, you can almost stare into it and hear the wails of lost souls who were denied entry into Heaven.
We tried flushing it a second time, but the unholy shit from hell had no intention of succumbing to mortal high school boys such as ourselves. The demon instead took in the water from the flushing system and filled the bowl even higher, intent on breaking free from its prison and wreaking havoc upon humanity. Seeing this, we ran for our lives. (and so that we wouldn't be scolded by the school janitor)
So ends the story.
Now I would like to post the video of that shit here, but I'm afraid I might get forum sanctioned if someone reads this topic right after eating dinner. :(
P.S: Bring back the kill zone! :B
I would be fired if I went off on my rant. :(Fired??? Are you even getting paid niggaz?
Fired??? Are you even getting paid niggaz?
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Well it was worth a try.
I would rant but the length of it being so long it would take a month for albaina's internet to load the page. ;)Page created in 1.31 seconds with 37 queries. You really are bad at ranting, aren't you?
Dear God, the hell happened to Argonath?
Some tampons fell outI think you meant "a lot"
People who write with "professional fonts" on forum are shit
I would be fired if I went off on my rant. :(Fired from a job that doesn't pay?
> TALKS ABOUT GREAT ROLEPLAY
> DOESN'T ROLEPLAY HIMSELF
"this server lacks roleplay" starting kit
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Thanks for my new signature :)real men use this and default font
is sugar d still here?