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Title: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Kaze on June 27, 2016, 01:34:33 am
As title states, I'm off. Anything fancy to visit that's not touristy?

Oh and if anyone has a problem with me feel free to meet me I will post my hotel address as soon as I find it for myself. cant wait for that dank purple haze  :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed: :weed:
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Hevar. on June 27, 2016, 01:38:36 am
hahah this place seems nice in Amsterdam =)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVBXSnETM-Y

btw...hookers in Amsterdam cost 50 euro for one hour
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Kaze on June 27, 2016, 01:42:23 am
Maaan I don't need a prozzie  :rofl: I am very picky with women so if I see one I might just go in tbh..
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Hevar. on June 27, 2016, 01:48:45 am
Maaan I don't need a prozzie  :rofl: I am very picky with women so if I see one I might just go in tbh..

Just visit that place haha
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Mikro on June 27, 2016, 01:56:23 am
btw...hookers in Amsterdam cost 50 euro for one hour

Depends hehe.

Regarding fancy shit to visit, must say I don't know anything else than the tourist places  :lol:
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Hevar. on June 27, 2016, 02:02:07 am
Depends hehe.

Regarding fancy shit to visit, must say I don't know anything else than the tourist places  :lol:

HAAHAH i know that you have visited this place many time....haha you should be tourist guide to Kaze
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: JDC on June 27, 2016, 02:05:12 am
HAAHAH i know that you have visited this place many time....haha you should be tourist guide to Kaze

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Mikro on June 27, 2016, 02:07:44 am
I can point him to a few red windows with "premium" hookers (who are definitely not so premium)  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Hevar. on June 27, 2016, 02:11:17 am
I can point him to a few red windows with "premium" hookers (who are definitely not so premium)  :rolleyes:

If the regular price is 50 euro,,,how much does a premium hooker cost?
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Mikal on June 27, 2016, 02:12:07 am
Hopefully the UK closes it's border to the EU whilst you're there and you get locked out! :hah:
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Johan_S on June 27, 2016, 02:19:12 am
Legit one fast sight on the title and instantly realized it was another topic from Kaze!
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: TiMoN on June 27, 2016, 02:32:37 am
IN AMSTERDAM THERE LIVED A MAID
MARK WELL WHAT I DO SAY
IN AMSTERDAM THERE LIVES A MAID
AND SHE WAS MISTRESS OF HER TRADE

IDK CHORUS

I ASKED THIS MAID OUT FOR A WALK
MARK WELL WHAT I DO SAY
I ASKED THIS MAID OUT FOR A WALK
THAT WE MIGHT HAVE SOME PRIVATE TALK

IDK CHORUS

THEN A GREAT BIG DUTCHMAN RAMMED MY BOW
MARK WELL WHAT I DO SAY
THEN A GREAT BIG DUTCHMAN RAMMED MY BOW
AND SAID YOUNG DIS MEIN VROUW
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Devin on June 27, 2016, 03:04:24 am
btw...hookers in Amsterdam cost 50 euro for one hour

Maybe for a russian methhead with missing teeth down a dark alley.
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Johan_S on June 27, 2016, 09:21:38 am
Maybe for a russian methhead with missing teeth down a dark alley.

You picked wrong country to mess with, wait for it now!
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Marcel on June 27, 2016, 09:28:23 am
Welcome! If you need to be shown around, i'll be happy to give you a tour (smoke included :rofl:).
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Mikal on June 27, 2016, 09:50:37 am
Maybe for a russian methhead with missing teeth down a dark alley.
The Russian football hooligans will be at your door any time soon!
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Sweeper on June 27, 2016, 10:48:30 am
Welcome! If you need to be shown around, i'll be happy to give you a tour (smoke included :rofl:).

Lemme join (coke included).
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Kaze on June 30, 2016, 04:33:16 pm
Well.. it was a good experience.

Girls wise, I didn't find any attractive ones (as I said I'm very picky) so I did actually hit up red light district couple times. The weed was amazing of course. Maybe I was just one high fool but I kept going around in circles, a lot of things look the same. Things are slightly expensive but maybe because I am a tourist in a tourist infested area (Centraal station in Dam)

Your transport system is fucking bollocks. Almost died like 40x because of these pedal bikes/faggios and trams that come outta nowhere. It was fun though, I felt I was in subway surfers dodging all the trams and shit.

Most of the NL people are actually honest. Honest answers and shit. A lad refused to give me a taxi ride because my destination is down the road. Plenty of helpful assistance and all that shit. I felt I got a lot of looks from couple people and when I confronted they say shit like 'No man I like your top' so from that I concluded most NL ppl are scrawny little cunts that can't handle confrontation and probs take it on other people on the internet.

The nightlife was shit nothing to do apart from fuck and smoke. My night routine consisted off 5 grams of weed and about an hour with a prozzie. after that I'd meet with my boys and walk around looking for food.

Am I in a third-world country? Wifi was nowhere to be seen. Every damn vendor had an excuse for their wifi reason. Funnily enough, some prick decided to give me his wifi after I got a bottle of coke. I felt isolated from the world with no communication with anyone. Barely just barely got into contact with friends.

Weather was atrocious. Looks like you guys suffer like we do to with the constant rain bullshit.

Everyone's knowlegde of speaking english is like 6/10


In conclusion, this place is perfect when you a need a break from reality. No wifi, grams of weed, prozzies. Perfect combination. I've been there for 3 days and I gotta say, there's no significant difference but I came back a better man. I had 3 days to clear my head and think about shit that goes on in my life. Needless to say, I'll be there again and maybe Rotterdam this time.

Next stop: Split. Back in London to rest for 2 days and finish off my 2 grams of amsterdam food i smuggled in.  :weed:
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Thomas R on June 30, 2016, 05:01:36 pm
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Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Norrage on June 30, 2016, 05:36:08 pm
Aiiiiiight, Amsterdam yo :jackson:
Title: Re: Off to Amsterdam
Post by: Sweeper on June 30, 2016, 05:45:18 pm
Everyone's knowlegde of speaking english is like 6/10

Second place on the EF EPI is the Netherlands. You probably spoke to fucking immigrants or Eastern European.
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