Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Fatboy_Rob on January 19, 2008, 01:38:57 am
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Well, this works like Funnt chat logs & funny forum quotes, but lets not limit this to Argonath, or SA:MP
Any funny stuff that happend to you, or someone else in any game, post here
On MSN, its not exact words, but its what happend
Dark_Corleone: Dude, Rob help me my MTASA isnt working, it says 'missing dump file'
Hayden: Oh
Hayden: I know
Dark_Corleone: How can i fix it?
Hayden: Take a folder, pull down your pants, take a dump in the folder and shove it in your PC
:rofl:
This happend to me in CSS this morning on Dust2, i was at the side door, checking if they were pushing long A, and...
Hayden (Radio): Sector clear
Hayden (Radio): Im going to check it out
** As soon as i poke my face out, i get shot in the face & flashed **
Hayden (Radio): SECTOR ISNT CLEAR!
on SA:MP, when i was taking every PD car i had and painting it white & pink
Player: Hayden, Why the hell do you have a pink & white heli?
Hayden: Cos i am cool...
Player: i want one too :(
Back in the day on Battlefield 2 on Karkand
*I was a medic and i kept REssurecting this guy(shock paddling him) to bring him back alive and he kept getting killed*
Player: STOP FUCKING SHOCKING ME!!!
:rofl:
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CS:S Milita
in the tunnels at the second ladder exit..
CT-1(Radio): Theres some one up there i know it
*I came Rushing after lagging at the start with a shotgun*
CT-1(Radio): Petey theres some one up there
Petey(Radio): Bull shit there is
*went up the ladder*
T AWP Petey
T: BOOM HEADSHOT
CT-1(Radio): Told you
it was funnier when it happened
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This was playing this war stratergy game online with a friend
Mate: send your army to the east side of the castle, this time we gonna pwnt this guy!! >:)
me: sure thing, you go west ;)
Mate: omg together our army is so strong muahahahahahhaha
*we both arrive to find a army 10x bigger than both are army put together
Mate: Holy Shit!
Me: dont know bout you, But fuck that
Mate: run away xD
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What game ? ( i like strategic war games )
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i cant remember i was like 9, it was a really old game (1999 maybe) but was so cool, if i can remember ill tell ya, omg that day was so funny, my mates army got chased down and killed, i surrendered XD :rofl: :lol: :rofl:
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In samp argonath:
Im in a car which is smoking and is ready to explode;
Taxi:Want a ride?
Me:No!
Taxi:Sure?
Me:Yes!
The car gets on fire after hitting the wall and explodes...
Me:Fuck!
Taxi:Want a ride? (probably copy pasting idi0t!!)
Me:No!
Taxi:Free?
Me:Go away!
I get in a car near and go away , the taxi goes away too.
I dunno what the taxi guy did after i went away... But while going to my friend at SF the fucking car exploded!!
The fucking taxi guy came again!!! :mad:
Taxi:Want a ride?
I looked around the minimap.
Me:Yes fucking idiot yes!!!
Taxi:Ok go get 1!!!!
Me:What the fuck you idiot!!
Taxi guy goes away!! what a bast0rd
Me:/shout COME BACK FREAK!!!!
I don't remember his name he was probably a new player or something...
I did /kill and went to SF,i wanted to find that taxi guy but i couldn't , he probably left.
So i continue rp with my friend...
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Taxi:Want a ride?
I looked around the minimap.
Me:Yes fucking idiot yes!!!
Taxi:Ok go get 1!!!!
Hahahahahahahhaaha
:lol: :rofl: :lol:
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Taxi:Want a ride?
I looked around the minimap.
Me:Yes fucking idiot yes!!!
Taxi:Ok go get 1!!!!
I would have done the same if you answered me like that :)
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owned? lol he got u bad thats why i always rob the taxi drivers :3
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hahahahaha and a fucking cop...
I was going around LS with a towtruck :cool:
This idiot cop guy said pull over and i did; (the cops name was Polispters i remember that fuckers name like this)
Me:Yes?
Cop:License
Me:I have license
Cop:I check license
Me:ok i have license
Cop:I check you liscense (i remember him saying liscense instead of license)
Me:OK!!
Cop:But how i check you license?
Me:Wtf go away!
Cop:I want check you license
I got in the towtruck.
Cop:You license!
Me:Fuck off!
I was just going when the cop jacked my towtruck (fucking bast0rd)
Me:/shout wtf stop!
Me in chat:Polipster is carjacking!!!
Answer: use /report
Polipster Left the Server.
************************************** :mad: :mad: idiot!!!!!! left the server and ran awayyyyy...
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hahahahaha and a fucking cop...
I was going around LS with a towtruck :cool:
This idiot cop guy said pull over and i did; (the cops name was Polispters i remember that fuckers name like this)
Me:Yes?
Cop:License
Me:I have license
Cop:I check license
Me:ok i have license
Cop:I check you liscense (i remember him saying liscense instead of license)
Me:OK!!
Cop:But how i check you license?
Me:Wtf go away!
Cop:I want check you license
I got in the towtruck.
Cop:You license!
Me:Fuck off!
I was just going when the cop jacked my towtruck (fucking bast0rd)
Me:/shout wtf stop!
Me in chat:Polipster is carjacking!!!
Answer: use /report
Polipster Left the Server.
************************************** :mad: :mad: idiot!!!!!! left the server and ran awayyyyy...
As you are part of the MTA:SA Community, and you have applied to be admin. I would like you to please act more mature on the forums, and ingame. Oke? I see him doing nothing wrong, he is trying to Roleplay, and he asked you how to check license. Instead of flaming him; You coul've also explained him in a mature way. Please drop the flaming on other people.
Edit: I just read your previous posts, and you should REALLY change your style of talking to people, if you spoke to me like that ingame, i would've Banana'd and Jailed you for eternity.
[NS]Rodriguez
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I know this was when i first joined or something im just telling what ever happened.Also i edited it a bit to be funny :wow: Ofcourse i dont talk like that ingame now :eek:
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ok this was the same m8 of mine playing a war game on PC
me: omfg im so bored
m8: dude i've almost got enough money for the air tank!! ^^
me: omfg that cost like 75,000!!!!!, how much you got!?
m8: 52,598, it cost 55,000 lol
me: cool :)
m8: omg here it comes, almost got enough yay!
*m8 crashes*
*m8 rejoins..
me: bwahahahahhahaha sucka!
m8: omfg thats bull****
i LMAO when he joined, he went into pissed off mode :rofl:
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Me today playing The lord of the rings the battle of the middle earth 2 the rising of the witch king
**We were enemys with my friend*
Friend : Hey Stergio lets go on 1 vs 1....Aragorn(friend) vs The witch king(me)
Me:Ok meet at the brigde.....its gonna a big fight..
**Fight starts and im winning a lot
Friend:Muahahaa im sending Gandalf to kick Witch King's ass!!! Its gonna be 2vs 1 i lied
Me:Muahahaha im sending my hole army to kick Gandalf's and Aragorn's asses!! I lied its gonna be about 150vs2
Friend: -.-