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Title: RUDE Joke
Post by: Trix on January 21, 2008, 12:43:41 pm

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife,

"Wife,we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you. I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices.
1 You come fishing with me and the dog.
2 You give me a BLOW JOB.. or
3 You take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again,

 "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options..

You'll HAVE to do one of them!

I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I
expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back,

"Well! What have you decided?
FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind,

" O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants.

The wife is on her knees doing the business.

Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes
absolutely disgusting. It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband

"The dog didn't want to go fishing either."

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: UberPwner on January 21, 2008, 12:45:53 pm

OMFG

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I AM ROFLMAO MYSELF!

That was a really funny and good joke

I want more

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: Watahell on January 21, 2008, 12:52:20 pm

ROFLMFAO :rofl:

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: PMP on January 21, 2008, 12:52:43 pm

good one

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: rJCaiG on January 21, 2008, 12:53:57 pm

I lol'd

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: Tovenaarke on January 21, 2008, 01:11:27 pm

OMG!!  :rofl: good  :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: Eric Wright on January 21, 2008, 01:14:05 pm

LOL!!! :rofl:

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: Abraham on January 21, 2008, 03:37:17 pm

Made me laugh :)

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on January 21, 2008, 03:51:59 pm

Ewwww hahahaha :rofl:

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: The_Wolf on January 21, 2008, 04:18:22 pm

lol thats a good one :rofl:

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: Alsatian on January 21, 2008, 05:18:45 pm

ROFLMAO  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: Freedom on January 21, 2008, 05:20:12 pm

Ever tryed, but i think it isnt with so bad taste


(((NEVER WANNA TRY, BUT IT IS GOOD, IF SOMEONE DOING IT TO YOU, BECAUSE  I THINK SO :mad: :mad: :mad: :devroll: :devroll: :devroll: :pop:)))

Title: Re: RUDE Joke
Post by: VMNT on January 22, 2008, 12:06:00 am

Lol, I remember that one... I think it was on the sharts jokes thread.