Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Paroxysm on February 11, 2008, 10:13:44 am
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Why is marijuana not legal?
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
We're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.
But we got pills for that.
We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:
people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.
Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don't just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?
They're not masterminds.
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"
"Who's the f*cking mastermind here? Me or you?"
Americans, let's face it: You've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2008.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat motherf*cker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 litre drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.
Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your a** before you start to think,
"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."
America is one of the richest countries in the world
But the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor b*stard.
People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?
Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.
People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.
I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.
Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books.
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Dope is illegal because it fucks with your brain.
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Yes, but its kinda just as dangerus as alcohol. But look at this, with all the crimes in the world coused by alcohol. Think about it how it would look like with all the high ppl walking around. The criminality would incrase very very much! And America is not so good. Look at this for example, there are 2 countries in the WORLD that havnt signed the Children convention that tells the children rights and stuff. One of them is Somalia, that could u understand. No food and constant war. BUT, the other is AMERICA! why havnt they signed on the Children convention to?
And for people thats disrespectful to bums, how the hell could they just get a job? Just sitting on the street and waiting for a man to show up? that was kinda bad done, i didnt really understand but i hope that was a commercial
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Drugs are illegal so people don't fill the forums with pointless topics like this. :lol:
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Thats so many questions, When you live you can think about these things :)
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Drugs are illegal so people don't fill the forums with pointless topics like this. :lol:
HAhahahahahha! You said it right there bro!
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In England, underwear IS pants.
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Dope is illegal because it fucks with your brain.
Yes but so are other drugs that include serious side affects such as
"sudden urges to gamble"
"sudden urges to commit suicide"
"sudden urges to have sex"
and many other funny side affects
i swear to god one was
"sudden urges to rape someone" No Joke
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In England, underwear IS pants.
Yea, I was like "wtf, inside itself.. this is going to be a weird thread."
And, I guess I was right. :D
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Yhe why forbidding marijuna? Yhe god bless you.
Anyways, ideal reasons for banning marijuna
*Can kill you
*Drug you down so you kill someone by driving the guy/girl over (happens everyday but still fucking stupid cunts and brats to drugs..)
*You get dangerous to yourself and others
*Can make you sick
*You loose control over yourself and what ever the fuck can happen in this state, from licking pee from the floor to kill someone
*You become addicted and a idiot.
Heres very good reasons to ban that marijuna that "grows in dirt". Enjoy.
Gird3r
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If everyone didnt know
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This is a song
:D
By Lazyboy - Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
Yah, good song, listen to it
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Yhe why forbidding marijuna? Yhe god bless you.
Anyways, ideal reasons for banning marijuna
*Can kill you
*Drug you down so you kill someone by driving the guy/girl over (happens everyday but still fucking stupid cunts and brats to drugs..)
*You get dangerous to yourself and others
*Can make you sick
*You loose control over yourself and what ever the fuck can happen in this state, from licking pee from the floor to kill someone
*You become addicted and a idiot.
Heres very good reasons to ban that marijuna that "grows in dirt". Enjoy.
Gird3r
Uhm, all of the reasons are bullshit except for the last one.
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There are many types of people who oppose legalizing Marijuana for a variety of reasons. Many of these groups have some very strange reasons and selfish interests. Many are just ignorant of the facts. Here's some of the opposition:
The Uninformed - People who believe the misinformation that Pot is harmful to society.
The Government - Pot has been illegal for so long that no politicians have the political courage to tell the truth about Pot. The ones that do tell the truth are defeated by their opponents that paint them as a druggie. Many of these anti-drug politicians are funded by the Alcohol lobby.
Religion - Anything fun is sin and of the Devil. Churches might lose members as people figure out that God can't be that stupid.
Moralizers - The morally superior who enjoy looking down their noses at the less fortunate and get a sadistic thrill in putting people in jail.
People who do no Drugs - These people who don't drink, don't smoke, in some cases don't even drink coffee. They just don't understand why anyone would want to smoke anything or do any drug. From their perspective the world would be better off if no one did anything.
The Alcohol Lobby - Legalizing Pot would seriously cut into the sales of Beer. Pot would become the recreational drug of choice because it is safer than Beer.
The Tobacco Lobby - Pot has the ability in some people to help them break the addiction of nicotine. Pot smoking could actually reduce the number of tobacco addicts.
Law Enforcement - There are a lot of people who make a living fighting Pot who would have to go get a real job if Pot were legalized. Police departments get a lot of funding to fight Marijuana and those funds could be returned to the taxpayer if Pot were made legal. Cops would have to chase robbers, rapists, and murderers.
Government Agencies - Using unconstitutional civil forfeiture laws the government has been able to use the presence of Pot to steal billions of dollars of private property from the People. Drug laws have been an excuse to circumvent our constitutional right and justify wire tap laws, the erosion of protection from illegal searches, key recovery encryption, and domestic spying. If you take a politically unpopular position like this one I'm taking now, the government can plant drugs on you and put you away.
Pot Dealers - If Pot were legalized then people making money off of selling Pot illegally would be out of business. Pot prices would drop to $10 a bale. Crime relating to illegal Pot money would vanish.
Wood Industry - Hemp would become the primary source of fiber for paper products as well as a new source for building materials. We wouldn't have to cut down every big tree in the world.
Private Prisons - If Pot were legalized the private prison industry would be hurt. They would no longer jail Pot smokers. It could free up space for violent criminals.
Trial Lawyers - Normal people caught with a joint spend billions each year on lawyers to get them off of criminal charges after getting caught with a joint. Lawyers get rich off of the Marijuana laws. If Marijuana were legal this money could be spent sending your kids to college.
Mental Hospitals - There's a big industry treating people for problems they don't have. If you have insurance, you're crazy until the insurance coverage runs out. If you smoke Pot then you have mental problems. If Pot were legal some of these people would have to get real jobs. We should start treating people who are addicted to 12 step programs.
Republicans - Pot helps you see reality the way it really is. It's harder to con a Pot smoker on political issues. Once you get stoned it's harder to want to hate Liberals, Queers, Blacks, Pregnant Teens, Draft Dodgers, President Clinton, Feminists, Lesbians, Pot Smokers, and other people the Republicans want you to hate. When you're stoned it's harder to like Newt Gingrich, John Ashcroft, the KKK, the Christian Coalition, Jerry Falwell, Pat Buchanan, Reverend Sun Myung Moon, People who beat Gay's to Death, People who blow up Abortion Clinics, and the morally superior in general.
Political Cowards - Politicians like to pose with police as somebody who is "against drugs" promising to lock up all the pot smokers and throw away the key. These people need an artificial issue to be against so they don't have to face real issues like how to protect the public from crooked lawyers and crooked judges. Political cowards cross all party lines when it comes to pot and includes President Clinton.
Others - These groups could also be hurt by legalizing Pot. Car body shops would get less alcohol related wrecks to fix. Hospitals would get less alcohol related business as would alcohol treatment centers and funeral homes. It could hurt cemeteries and tombstone makers as well.
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! find it amazing how the anti-pot organizations twist logic to try to justify their positions that pot is a dangerous drug. And these people wonder why teenagers don't take their message seriously. Teens just aren't that stupid. And when you try to pull stupid logic tricks on teens they resent it and ignore you. If they are going to accuse us of being brain damaged, the sure aren't setting a very good example of what "normal" is supposed to be. Here some examples of tortured logic:
"90% of drug addicts smoked Marijuana first. Therefore, smoking Marijuana leads to harder drugs."
Wow! This is really brilliant. Based on that reasoning, 99% of drug addicts attended church before becoming a drug addict. Therefore going to church leads to harder drugs. What else did over 90% of drug addicts do first? Over 90% of drug addicts smoked a cigarette, most still do. They drank alcohol, most still do. How about watched television, voted for a Democrat, had a pet, had sex, owned a bicycle, chewed gum, participated in sports, celebrated Halloween, had a religious experience, took something that didn't belong to them, voted for a Republican, told a lie, wondered if they might be homosexual, or ate too much white sugar. Using the same reasoning, all these activities must also lead to harder drugs.
"There are over 400 chemicals in the marijuana plant."
There are over 400 chemicals in every plant. There are over 700 chemicals added to American cigarettes.
"When a user begins to feel that he or she needs to take the drug to feel well, that person is said to be dependent or addicted to the drug.
I suppose I'm addicted to aspirin. When I get a headache, I need aspirin to feel well. Everything that feels good is addictive and there's a 12 step program out there for every one of them. And if you don't believe it, you're in DENIAL! Since they know that Pot isn't addictive, they try to redefine the word "addiction" and try to make Pot fit the new definition. The fact that the need to twist the definition indicates that they know that Pot doesn't fit the traditional definition of addiction.
Drug addiction occurs when the drug affects the body in a way that causes the body to become dependent on the drug and causes a negative reaction when the drug is removed. Marijuana, LSD, and magic mushrooms are examples of non-addictive drugs. Cocaine, Heroine, Methamphedamine, Alcohol, Tobacco, and Caffeine are examples of addictive drugs. Telling lies about what drugs are addictive is not going to help solve the drug problem.
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Republicans - Pot helps you see reality the way it really is. It's harder to con a Pot smoker on political issues. Once you get stoned it's harder to want to hate Liberals, Queers, Blacks, Pregnant Teens, Draft Dodgers, President Clinton, Feminists, Lesbians, Pot Smokers, and other people the Republicans want you to hate. When you're stoned it's harder to like Newt Gingrich, John Ashcroft, the KKK, the Christian Coalition, Jerry Falwell, Pat Buchanan, Reverend Sun Myung Moon, People who beat Gay's to Death, People who blow up Abortion Clinics, and the morally superior in general.
Very true. Quoted for Truth and Word Up.
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i get really angry when somebody posts false info on a great thing
:ps: sorry about the subject thing... i cant help it, it will happen once..:lol:
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If everyone didnt know
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This is a song
By Lazyboy - Underwear Goes Inside The Pants
Yah, good song, listen to it
Lol..Finally someone Realised...
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In my opinion, that would be spam. Posting the lyrics of every song I hear.
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In my opinion, that would be spam. Posting the lyrics of every song I hear.
Well I find it interesting hearing Responces to songs like this..
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Yep. word up for real mone.
Heres to you!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O5aznvvBSLI
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Well I find it interesting hearing Responces to songs like this..
Yeah, guess you're right. But just thinking, one lyric leads to another :O
ps. I like the song :P