Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Samaron on March 06, 2008, 04:24:51 pm
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whats the lames pickup line you know
I'll start it off
Hey, wanna play carpenter first we get hammered and then I'll nail you.
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First one i can remember ill post more later...
You like me, do i like u?
Ah da hell ill post em now :D
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Do you want to see something swell?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Pardon me, are you in heat?!
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
So, you're a girl huh?
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats fiv e.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
You make my software turn to hardware!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
**Note this aint mine, Googled :D
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"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
haha nice one :D
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Call your mum because you're not going home tonight. ;)
Man: Give me a number between 1 and 10...
Woman: Umm... 7? :trust:
Man: You lose, take your top off. ;)
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Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you..
If I could rearrange the alphabet, Ill put U and I together.
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Let's go to my place eat pizza and fuck!
1.No
Why you dont like pizza?
2.yes
(...)
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Hey Baby I got Skittles in my mouth, Wanna Taste The Rainbow?
Need help with your math problem Me + You = Love2
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"Your Father Must have been a thief, because he stole two stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'
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"Your Father Must have been a thief, because he stole two stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'
Awww
"I looks like hevean is missing an angel, because shes right here"
:D
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Guy: "Do you want to come with me and drink tea and makeout?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: "Why not?? dont you like tea?"
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there suposed to be lame not good I'll just change the topic name to pickuplines :P
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All pickuplines are lame thats the point :lol:
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All pickuplines are lame thats the point :lol:
Have you ever used one?
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Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?
What's your name? :redface:
So... How you doing? ;)
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you smell like farts.
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you smell like farts.
That actually works.
"I r merciless gladiator on Wow, dats MEEEEEEEERCILEESS!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNvUSfRHzdQ
:)
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I realy hope that movie is bullshit :P
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That actually works.
"I r merciless gladiator on Wow, dats MEEEEEEEERCILEESS!"
:)
WTF was that?
Abe, have you been using your own stash?
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Abe, have you been using your own stash?
Maybe :redface:
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Maybe :redface:
Bad for business...
But how can he have a hot chic like that!?!?!?!?!?
And how does a uber nerd get to grabs her tits when he pleases?!?!?
And why does he have a boyfriend???
THAT IS NONSENSE!!!!
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Bad for business...
But how can he have a hot chic like that!?!?!?!?!?
And how does a uber nerd get to grabs her tits when he pleases?!?!?
And why does he have a boyfriend???
THAT IS NONSENSE!!!!
Haha, well he's the leet king, he gets anything he wants.
Also, that's his brother :P
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OMFG!!!! IT JUST KEEPS WORSE!!!!
Have you watched it all?
I just realized that pooo=pwn
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i watched 40 minutes of it just now and am deciding to watch some anime....but lol it makes me laugh when they go to say bye he starts saying to the camera man "why you not saying fucking bye? no respect say bye you just had her soup"
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I watched it all, with my b!tch. Never laughed so hard :D
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I was going to ask myself, what happend to this guys parents?
But when the guy was going to introduce his mom, she was busy "LANing" :trust:
I think I will laugh at it when I'm a bit more high. Not high enough now to think this is funny.
Just sick, let's watch some more :D
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"Are you a pilot cuz i can feel my heart taking off"
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"Girl, are you tired, cause you been running through my mind all day"
"Girl, Are you Jamaican? Cause your Jamakaing me crazy"
Ownage :cool:
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Man: Here's 10p; go and phone yer mum, tell her you won't be home tonight.
Woman: I've got a mobile, dickhead!
Man: Hey there, can you catch love?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because there is a couple of balls coming your way.
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"i dont usually say things like this, but you have a great hiney. i wanna be friends with it. i wanna eat a steak off of it right now"
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is your face a light bulb or is it naturally a stupid shape? (im such a ladies man i get laid about 10 times a day with these lines)
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Man:(to mother) Hey Is Your Daughter As sexy As you?
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(You Whispering) - I think about you when I masturbate.
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pie you just Ate.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
You'd make a bishop kick out a stained-glass window.
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Man: Hey check out my postcount on the Argonath RPG forums, want to date?
Woman: Ummm NO! :mad:
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is your face a light bulb or is it naturally a stupid shape? (im such a ladies man i get laid about 10 times a day with these lines)
*in professor voice* as you can see this "stiffler" fellow knows the correct way to lie...