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Title: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: rJCaiG on March 18, 2008, 06:31:19 am
Today I was walking to my bus stop when I spotted a black-grey cat in a driveway. I decided to pick it up and have a little muck around. I lured it to me by calling it and making noises you make to babies.
It eventually came to me, and I grabbed it. Picked it up, and started moving away from the driveway. At this point, it was fairly calm and unagressive.
A minute later I started running a bit, and this is when I got f..ked over by a cat.
It attempted to scratch its way out of my hands, but I didn't think anything would happen so I held it. But, the more I held, the worse it got.
This is how my hand ended up looking like:
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/Cimage042.jpg)
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c284/Giac_Jr/Cimage041.jpg)

So, Argonath, DON'T PICK UP RANDOM CATS.

Luckily some girl at my bus stop had a single bandaid, which I put on (what my brother) thought was the most serious of the cuts. I trusted him because I couldn't see all of them properly.
When I got to school I got antiseptic put on the cuts and bandaids put on.



(Also, don't make the obvious "lol your emo!" comments, because they're not funny and nobody else thinks it's funny. Get over it.)
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: UberPwner on March 18, 2008, 06:49:04 am
(Also, don't make the obvious "lol your emo!" comments, because they're not funny and nobody else thinks it's funny. Get over it.)
Aww, I think its funi


anyway, get well soon dude


Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: MrEcks on March 18, 2008, 06:53:46 am
Why would you run with a cat in the first place... Also, I think the cat brought across it's message.

Also, I'm sure no one will use the emo line... but how do you know the cat wasn't emo?
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Watti on March 18, 2008, 07:06:40 am
HAHA Giac Is Emo!! He listens to emo music as well so match the dots :P

Giac.. jeez ur not handling them right..

Pick it up u Scratch behind their ears then they will probably Orgasmic on ur arms, legs, Shitrs, Pants :P
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Hess on March 18, 2008, 07:19:32 am
Uhm....this is a little random lol...
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: VMNT on March 18, 2008, 01:26:35 pm
Why do you have to be so emo about it?










 :rofl:



But why would you run off with someone's cat anyway?
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Gandalf on March 18, 2008, 01:51:51 pm
Just because they look cute it does not mean they are harmless...unless you know how to immobilize them  :poke:
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Icarus on March 18, 2008, 01:56:53 pm
But why would you run off with someone's cat anyway?

Never tried it before? Its fun :P
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: PMP on March 18, 2008, 04:35:28 pm
You have a Ferrari poster in your bedroom. >.>
Whats the model. Looks like a 365 GT4, is it?
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: tiderman on March 18, 2008, 05:04:16 pm
lol your emo!

nah, that looks like after I exit the door to my house and the cat is home.. hiding behind some bushes and then BAM you get into a fight and lose
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Grovyle on March 18, 2008, 07:56:12 pm
Just because they look cute it does not mean they are harmless...unless you know how to immobilize them  :poke:


/freeze cute_cat

lol just joking

Be careful next time Giac O.O
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Shifter on March 18, 2008, 09:35:14 pm
Thats what you get for attempting to catnapp a poor innocent kitty.....evil Giac
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Trojan_Fabrizio on March 18, 2008, 09:36:44 pm
Wasn't intending on doing...
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Marc2984 on March 18, 2008, 09:36:55 pm
Was it a good looking girl who helped you? That's more important to me then your hands  :razz:
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Brains on March 18, 2008, 09:51:19 pm
 :lol: Giac Well next time take care and dont MESS with cats
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: rJCaiG on March 19, 2008, 06:05:12 am
Was it a good looking girl who helped you? That's more important to me then your hands  :razz:
Ughh...nope..  :trust:
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: stiffler2100 on March 19, 2008, 06:23:22 am
lol why did you pick up a random cat and start running with it. you dont pick up random cats! they could be tramps in a cat suit and hoping to get into your house and when you go out one evening you come home and your locks have changed and the key wont fit.
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Watti on March 20, 2008, 09:03:48 am
AHHA I did this today.. Except It Atacked my Friend..

i came sprinting past.. in Full black.. black Shoes.. Belaclava and so on wth my mate... We Picked up a White Kitten.. it Jumped from me to my Friend then the Kitten Scatched my Friend to shit... Ran Away then we got chased by Some Chong with a shovel...
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Juraj_horvath on March 26, 2008, 07:02:38 pm
when u have a cat in ur hand and it starting to be angry/scratchi find a place in back of her/his neck and hold the cat only in that place with your fingertips , by the way the skin on the cats back is kinda...something like a buble gum so take the skin with 2/3 of your fingers and hold the cat in the air only with you 2/3 fingers and only on that place...believe me the cat wont give you a scratch...maximum what she can do is to touch you with her hand (or whatever cats use) and she will be like paralized or something bring her to some cage thingy and wait for her calm down that should work
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Dark/Light on March 26, 2008, 07:56:55 pm
They're only little scratches, man up. :p

No need for plasters.
Title: Re: Tip: Do NOT pick up random cats and run with them. PERIOD.
Post by: Goodblue on March 26, 2008, 08:40:22 pm
dont mess with my cat :D (see avater)

u got the same screen as my slow computer :razz:
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