Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Shadow009 on May 24, 2008, 04:12:14 pm
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so here's how it works: You put in any item in the machine (related to Argonath/MTA:VC SA/SAMP VCMP or not) and don't put what comes out. Let the next poster put that in (anything once again). Example:
/me inserts a remote
[Next person] You get a big-screen TV.
"/ me" inserts <something>
And so goes on.
Now lets get started. No flaming or spamming.
/me inserts a Shoe.
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You get a sock
/me puts in a hairball
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You get your cat.
/me inserts a coin
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You get a wallet
/me inserts hooker
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[offtopic]Wow, 3 posts in 5mins lol. [/offtopic]
You get a baby.
/me inserts $1
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You get Daniel Corleone/me inserts weed
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You get high
*Lionz loads his Glock
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You get (got) the worst weapon on Counter Strike.
/me insterts a lawn mower
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You get shot on street
* JJ inserts himself
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You get world war III
/me inserts a bottle of watered flavoured drink.
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You get AIDS.
/me inserts a chocolate bar :D
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You become fat.
/me inserts a knife
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You become weak.
* Brains inserts a nitestick
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You get a fork
[font=Verdana]*ArjunSforza inserts a !banana command[/font]
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You get a Monkey./me inserts All Members of Sforza :razz:
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'Tiderman', you have a banana in your mouth now. If you talk further you will be kicked.
Tiderman: You get a kick.
Kicking 'Tiderman' for talking while under banana rule
Tiderman has been kicked from the game.
edit: damned.. too late
You get "gruppe 6" truck from GTA IV.
/me inserts his hair
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You loose all of your hair.
/me inserts a chicken
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You got a cluckin meal!
/me inserts a devil :devroll:
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You get sent to Hell
/me inserts a worm
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You eat that.
* Brains inserts a deagle
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You get a ***HEADSHOT*** and an empty .50 shell.
/me inserts a pickle.
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You get a postcount +1/me Inserts a Dog
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You get bag full of dog shit
*Niitro inserts a laptop
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You get a Virus
/me inserts a boxing glove
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You get a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
/me inserts his weiner
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You got it chopped up./me inserts a mouse
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You get a cat/me inserts city prison keys
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You Get a Server Admin
*Sirricharic inserts his soul
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you get a soulhunter
* [miaw] inserts bill gates
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You get a piece of paper that says "You just destroyed Microsoft, nice job."
/me inserts a phone
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you get the ultimate cold weapon a nokia 3310...
*[miaw] inserts 50$
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you get another post count
/me inserts a smiley; :wow:
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you get scared/me inserts teeth
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you get a son
*inserts broken condom
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you get very sick and die/me inserts a gun in your ass
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[offtopic]Wow, 3 pages and it hasn't been a day yet. This topic seems quite popular :D[/offtopic]
You get ass raped
/me inserts a ninja
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You get your head chopped off
* Chase inserts a rubber chicken
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Your get kidnapped.
/me inserts a bullet.
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You got a hitman.
/me inserts a christmas tree
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you get santa...
*[miaw] inserts a pornostar :D
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You get every dease going and a nice red rocket
/me inserts a cat whistle that makes cats horny
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You get a pregnant cat/me inserts hydra
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You get DM'ed by 99 hackers
*RiX[LV] inserts hacker
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You get banned/me inserts his used underwear
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You get rotten meat
* Gird3r inserts kebab
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You get food poisioning from the kebab and die /me inserts his Xbox 360
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You get RRoD.
/me inserts a laptop
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You get thanks for the donation.
/me inserts a crap song.
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You get Rap/me inserts his liver
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You get a meal.
* Death King inserts a skull
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You get a skeleton/me inserts a :)
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You get punched by the machine.
* Roadkill inserts his porn mag.
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You receive an unhappy mother.
* Death King inserts a terrorist
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You get Osama bin Laden
* Brains inserts USA flag
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You get bombed
/me inserts a mp3
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You get a chinese copy of the iPod/me Inserts a condom filled with sperm
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You get a call in 9 months.
/me inserts cheese
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You get a pizza.
* Death King inserts a GTA IV
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You get put in jail.
/me inserts a book
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You get bored/me Puts in 3 teenage virgins and one 40 year old pedophile
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You got a new porn-video/me inserts an iPod
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You get shot in the knee for having something made by apple
* Chase inserts David Hasselhoff's sweaty speedo.
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You get tunned./me inserts a beer
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You get a bottle of piss.
* Roadkill inserts the porn video that he previously received from the vending machine.
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You get a hooker
/me inserts a vending machine :lol:
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You get coca-cola
* Gird3r inserts gta-vc cd
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you get 1$
* King_Corleone inserts a bed
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You get sleep
/me inserts yahoo messenger
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You get a shit messenger/me inserts his man hair ;)
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you get swet.
/me inserts an ban :ban:
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You get what you deserved /me inserts Jesus
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You get attacked
/me inserts a rick roll link
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you get a punch in the face/me inserts Windows Vista :devroll:
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You get a fatal exception error.
/me inserts a black hole.
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You explode the Universe/me inserts love and feeling
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You get a dead rabbit/me inserts the dead rabbit back into the machine
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You get a rabbit skin
* Ints inserts George Bush
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You get an applaude
/me inserts pig feet
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You get a bone.
* Death King inserts an eye of a lizard.
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You get dragon with four heads/me inserts a gta sa CD
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You're going to Argonath RPG :wow:
*Ints inserts Gandalf
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you get magic powers!
/me inserts a toilet.
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You get floaties/me inserts the legends of Rock and Roll
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you get a band thats rocks
* King_Corleone inserts a bird
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You'r flying! :fly:
/me inserts ecstasy
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You go to downtown :cop:.
*Death King inserts a syringe.
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You die from O.D/me inserts himself
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You get a dollar
/me inserts herself
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You get raped :o
/me inserts an apple
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You break the machine/me inserts Chuck Norris
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Nothing happend couse the vending machine breaked. :lol:/me repairs the machine and inserts an Argonath dollar :money:
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You made Parox glad :)/me reinserts Chuck Norris
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you became an even better actor :D/me inserts coffee.
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You get high.
/me re-inserts the apple
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You get the apple back :D
Me Insterts a sock
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You get a shoe
/me inserts a super-awesum-machine-gun-type-gun
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You start WWIII
* Inserts Osama Bin Laden
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you get the personalised "Welcome to the Evil Taliban answering machine" msg
*you get ArjunSforza's song on your CD
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you fail at the game...
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:lol:
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/me Inserts >>> :rofl: <<<
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You get :war:/me inserts a shoe
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you get a sock.
/me inserts a pie
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You get a "Teh-Caek-Iz-A-Lie"
/me inserts an Igloo
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you get penguins
* King_Corleone inserts a bomb
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You get China/me Inserts the porn movie that includes all the 14 year old girls , and Haldir is watching it
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You get a tissue.
*sinamun inserts a computer
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You get a WORM/me inserts a coin
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you get a striper
* King_Corleone inserts a nife
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You get a Knife
/me inserts a tv
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You get a program magazine
/me inserts a server
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You get "Argonath RPG - The best SA-MP server, world wide."
/me inserts a donut
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You recieve a fat rent-a-cop telling you to go away he is busy killing criminals
/me inserts the stick of doom
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You get a stick chewed by a dog.
/me inserts a squeaky toy
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Your eye's fall out!
/me inserts a :poke:
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You get all poked by smiley/me inserts a lolcat picture
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you get a cheezburger
/me inserts :out:
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You get a Konvict at the other side.
*Sinamun inserts a boat from china.
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you get chineese people loads of them/me inserts osama binladen
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You get the U.S Army.
*Sinamun inserts a doll.
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The doll gets possessed and kills you/me inserts a lighting bolt
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you get shocked
/me inserts Bugs Bunny.
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you get carrots/me inserts gandalf
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you get banned,
*Sinamun inserts Sadam Husain.
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You get killed/me Inserts Britney Spears
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You get shaved and pictures are taken of your groin
/me inserts a weapon of mass destruction
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You get killed from the radiation.
/me inserts a laptop.
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you get Vista,
*Sinamun inserts a Sim card
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You get a HUGE phone bill/me Inserts Claire , Knoot and Betty
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You overloaded the machine...Next please.
/me inserts a foot :D
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you get an ass.
*Sinamun inserted a Star.
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You get a rock (rock + star :razz:)
/me inserts a dead mosquito.
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you turned in THAT mosquito :o
/me inserts a granny. :P
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You get an apple pie
*Ints inserts a hooker
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you see her in the Playboy :o
/me inserts the same apple pie as Ints.
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You get a 1 day bump :D
/me inserts a piece of paper
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You get a tree/me inserts a calcalator
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You get an unsolvable maths(unless you still had your calculator) problem that you have to solve in 5 minutes.
/me inserts a Window's ME disk.
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You get a linux disk.
/me inserts an mp3 player.
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you get an Itunes £400 Voucher.
*me Inserts a Pillow.
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you get a tooth
*NitrOx inserts an Big Mac
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You get a Imac
*me Inserts some Lynx (Bow Chicka Wa Waoh)
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You get a chicken
*Ints inserts a "ban" button
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Your banned from you COMPUTER instead of just the server :o
/me inserts my self (bye cruel world!)
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You get a cheezburger/me Inserts the Cheeseburger
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You get a lolcat
/me inserts the lolcat...
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You get lots of Hairballs
/me inserts a Rick Rolled video
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You get a VCR/me inserts nothing
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You doin it wrong.
/me inserts a dog
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You get a cerberus.
* Death King inserts a muffin.
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You get the Muffin Man!
/me inserts :orah:
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You get WWW
* Sig inserts :weed:
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You get arrested. The vending machine were wearing a wire.
/me inserts a pimp stick
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You get a lipstick
*Ints inserts something
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You get a random surprise. (used ******)
* Death King inserts The Anti Christ
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You get a little Jesus doll.
/me inserts a rabbit
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You get arrested for animal abuse /me inserts flowers
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You get allergy.
* Death King inserts Gold.
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You get lead (82Pb)
/me inserts an alarm clock
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You get up
*Ints inserts someone's girlfriend
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You get an angry wife.
/me inserts a keyboard button.
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You get a Commodore 64 ;)/me inserts a bomb
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You get a C4 explosion.
*Ints inserts xcasio
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Nothing, the Vending machine has been explosed by C4
/me Tovenaarke inserts a flower
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You get nothing, the machine is broken! /me inserts Goodblue to re-fix the machine :D
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You get a brand new GoodbleuVendingMachine (also knows as GVM)/me Tovenaarke inserts a Parox-coin
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You get the almightly l33tness in a bottle/me inserts Tov's Mini :D
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You get busted for carjacking , CCTV watched it all/me Inserts the CCTV camera
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You get a tape of a Hitman killing your boss.
* Death King inserts a Helmet.
(I done it blue and not red for originality, dont kill me. . .(Pls dont kill me if i crash))
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And you crash
/me insterts a pinguin
(I even don't know why)
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You get Antartica. (or something like that.)
* Death King inserts a Sword.
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The sword ejects and slams into your face, slicing your face into two./me inserts www.ebay.com.au
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... and there is you bill.. 99999999AUS$!/me inserts my sister
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You get a brother-in-law.
/me inserts a picture
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You get a moving picture / movie
*Ints inserts a turtle
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u get 1st pentium
/me inserts paul van dyk
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You get a Rubens!
/me inserts peace and love
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You get a badass bump :3
/me inserts a caek
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You get crumbs of the caek back
/me inserts a pr0n magazine
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Argonath, what are you doing?
/me insert a heli (red - dark Mavernick)
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I dont understand :S.
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You get a **DESTROYED** Helicoptar
/me inserts censored scene
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you get ur mum
/me inserts the gay porn video he stole from Mumin's car boot featuring haldir v.s indigo
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You get a hard on!
/me inserts a noob
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No noobs here :D/me insert a vending machine
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GTA Crashes/me inserts a chair
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Chair Gets Burned :devroll:
/me inserts a copy of GTA 5
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-DOES NOT COMPUTE- SYSTEM ERROR- REFORMATTING COMMENCED-/me inserts A taco
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you get a Mexican
*[WS]Wolfy inserts a CHEEZECAKE !
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You get a fat mouse
*EliteTerm inserts a high-end computer
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You get Bill Gates./me inserts his Spore Creature
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You get a mutant
*Altair inserts Rick Astley
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Unkown message (Error)/me inserts patience
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You get a patience test.../me inserts Gordan Freeman
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You get a headcrab.
/me inserts a newspaper
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Oh, look, Argonath Xpress/me inserts the letters ABC
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You get the Greek alphabet
/me inserts the cake from Portal
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You get it smashed on your face.
/me inserts nothing...
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You get nothing then./me inserts 1337 h4x
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You get banned./me inserts a beer
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You wake up in a japanese families rec room and they will not stop screaming.
* Luke inserts a black hole.
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You get a Soda./me inserts Windows Vista
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You get a box prompting you "You have inserted a disk. Allow or Deny?"
* Luke inserts a soda
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You get Jack's pee
*Altair inserts Pikachu
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You get a noob
/me inserts a phone
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phone starts ringing of 'Banana phone'
*me inserts a gay
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You get a Straight Girl
*Inserts a Very Small Moose
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You get some cheese
/me inserts Pollution
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You get slapped by the people who hate pollution.
/me inserts new batteries.
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You get a Robot that will do your homework and chores but requires batterys to run
*Inserts a walnut
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You get 2 walnuts!/me inserts mouse
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Your get a little stuart back/me inserts a DDOS attacker (because I don't need them)
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gets a new computer
*Inserts a BOT
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You get I-Robot!
/me inserts a loldog (not cat :P)
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You get Serious Cat
/me inserts Good Times
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You'll get Argonath RPG 4.0/me insterts White Shadows
(be aware of your answer lol :D )
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You get Black lights!
* Luke inserts an 8 track.
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You get a CD With nothing Except "what is Love by Night at the roxbury"
*Inserts His Foot
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You get a surgeon to reattach it./me inserts a Bud
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You get Rick-Rolled
*Neo inserts plastic fill with farts