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Title: GTA San Andreas - General topic
Post by: Adam_Cooper on March 20, 2007, 01:17:46 am
Hello, in the mission where you meet Catalina and go to sell oil to Mr. Whittaston or whatever. In the cut scene where he comes out and asks what she has for him. He starts punching her and she shoots him with a shotgun  :wow: and then it just hangs there.
Posted on: March 18, 2007, 02:36:14 AM
Hello?
Title: Re: GTA SA Singleplayer Help
Post by: Burton on March 20, 2007, 04:23:47 pm
well if it just hangs, there is something wrong with your installation of the game.

-try the mission again
-or reinstall in a diffrent folder
-might use other installation disk/ crack or anything...

not to difficult?
Title: Re: GTA SA Singleplayer Help
Post by: Adam_Cooper on March 22, 2007, 09:57:34 pm
Still nothing. Is it because I used cheats?
Title: Re: GTA SA Singleplayer Help
Post by: Sirricharic on March 22, 2007, 10:03:07 pm
use the nocd crack
Title: Re: GTA SA Singleplayer Help
Post by: Adam_Cooper on March 25, 2007, 01:47:12 am
nocd crack?
Title: Re: GTA SA Singleplayer Help
Post by: Burton on March 25, 2007, 11:59:42 am
http://www.argonathrpg.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=107&Itemid=279
first program.

NOCD crack stands for, playing the game without using a SA cd which is normally needed. But a program tells the game that the original game is inserted (drive), so the game wont make any trouble of it.

Otherway is, try to set the resolutions low, and if its a video whats comming, try to skip as soon as possible.
In my SP my game crashes after viewing a vid, so it might help to just skip it.

If that still doesnt work, well someone need to pass that mission and give to ya his savegame :lol:
Title: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: beefums on July 08, 2007, 07:17:10 am
Ok, so I made it to High Noon in single player and I beat it. But now no more missions are coming up.


Has this happened to anyone else?
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: TomazK on July 08, 2007, 08:36:51 am
High Noon, isn't that the mission, where you
kill Poulaski ot what is his name....
Well after I finished it, Rosenberg or The Truth
called...
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: Watti on July 08, 2007, 10:06:40 am
im up to ... the bit u pic up Og Loc...
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: lionz on July 08, 2007, 11:40:50 am
man u are early in the game Watti hehe :)
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: TomazK on July 08, 2007, 01:20:46 pm
I finished the game about a ???????
10 times to 100% & it still isn't boring
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: Hawk on July 08, 2007, 01:48:19 pm
Not coming missions huh ?

I completed it 100%

There are missions. Now i dont remember the mission high noon. Try reloading the game b4 the mission high noon.
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: beefums on July 08, 2007, 04:00:25 pm
I need to do the Bistro mission but it isn't popping up. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: ItwasBrad on July 08, 2007, 04:04:40 pm
Stay ouyt of cars, go on a run and get energy up :p

You need to get a call, for which you must be walking, it wont be instant.
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: Hawk on July 08, 2007, 04:09:18 pm
lol brad it wont work in san andreas

its vice city trick hehe  :D
Title: Re: GTA: San Andreas
Post by: ItwasBrad on July 08, 2007, 04:10:22 pm
I had the same problem, I wandered about a bit and someone asked me to turn up at their house on my cel.

=Brad=

(Completed SA twice on ps2 ftw)
Title: Funny tips for GTA SA
Post by: Grovyle on August 07, 2007, 02:10:08 pm
You will not laugh or see the funny of this but w/e.

TIP #1:

Do never crash a Hydra to the water, she has a life too :O

TIP #2:

Don't fly a AT-400 if ur not professional, it might crash ur Commands! :O (Real tip: Dont fly a AT-400 if your not professional, you would crash it! :O)

TIP #3:

Dont smoke!

TIP #4:

Dont drink! :O

TIP #5:

Dont do the Vertical Bird mission if ur very nervous xD

More tips comming soon :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: dan_lcfc on August 07, 2007, 03:10:27 pm
tip #6

Don't do driving school if you get easilly stressed out
Note to self: stop trying driving school, you have broke to many controllers
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: Jcstodds on August 07, 2007, 03:15:06 pm
tip # 7 Dont give your food to Big Smoke.
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: Obi1 on August 07, 2007, 03:17:39 pm
tip #8: these tips do not help you in anyway

tip #9: do not read these tips  :rofl:

tip #10: results may vary
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: Jcstodds on August 07, 2007, 05:21:37 pm
tip # 11   (GEnuine tip)... SA on PS2 is worth buying for the large map of SA that comes with it.
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: Niitro on August 07, 2007, 05:45:55 pm
tip # 12 the map isn't that big, better buy PC version
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: WDoyle on August 07, 2007, 06:12:05 pm
tip #13: When attempting to fly while wanted beaware you will have so hydras on your arse, ready tot take you down with extreme force. THERE FUCKING SCARY.

tip #14: Dont land the AT400 at any airport a part from Las ventures due to size matters, i found out :(

Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: dan_lcfc on August 07, 2007, 09:24:22 pm
Tip #15

Killing Ryder on purpose early on in the game does not mean you skip lots of missions!
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: Cross on August 07, 2007, 09:55:57 pm
Tip #16 When you see Woozie, think about me.
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: Indigo on August 07, 2007, 10:30:11 pm
(http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/grinser/grinning-smiley-021.gif) lol, nice tips guys! (http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aktion/action-smiley-033.gif)
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: Grovyle on August 08, 2007, 12:27:24 am
Tip #17:

If a Cluckin' Bell says "If you come back, you'r a moron" contact imediatly the Police Department but first, take a shotgun and kill him :)

:D
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: Australia on August 08, 2007, 04:53:11 am
Tip #18

Do not Attempt to Drift 34 Towtrucks connected to eachother.

Tip #19

Do not enter Area 51 Armed only with A Baseball bat.

 :rofl:
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: UberPwner on August 08, 2007, 05:58:07 am
Tip #20:
            Do Not Enter Area 51 With Only Flowers
Tip #21:
           Its fun to pash 2 player style
Tip #22:
           Dont Attempt 2 Player Boy On Boy Pash   :conf:
Tip #22:
           Taste The Cock, Anyone?
Tip #23:
           Dont Try To Lift 320lbs if your 3000000kgs....

:)
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: WDoyle on August 08, 2007, 01:07:56 pm
tip #24: when only armed with a colt 45 do not shoot the guy at ammunation he is pissing armed

tip #25: do not get into debt else you have so macho men come kill you

Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: dan_lcfc on August 08, 2007, 03:37:41 pm
Tip #26
Don't throw 60 grenades at the police - apparently, they don't like it.
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: {DB}Satan on August 08, 2007, 05:14:12 pm
Tip #27: If you use a woman skin and a jetpack youre boobs will be backwards.
Title: Re: Funny tips for GTA SA PS2
Post by: schfifty on August 09, 2007, 02:29:23 am
#28 Don't punch a drug dealer when your unarmed and no armor!
#29 Don't steal someones car and stop at a stoplight afterwards
#30 Don't go crazy looking for bigfoot...even though...he might EXIST
#31 Don't try a barrel roll in the Andromeda
#32 Don't listen to a word I say...unless any of these tips mean anything to you which infact they should...if you want to live...which in that case you should listen to my thoughts...but what if I am wrong, what if I have been lied to my whole life?...nah I don't think so...just continue believing me...even though I am 67 and living in my moms's basement...wait, that hasn't happened yet nor will it ever...ok seriously listen to my tips...and FIGHT THE POWER...unless its an admin...or a bloodthirsty cop...thats all
Title: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: TomazK on November 26, 2007, 02:52:20 pm
It has been a long time since GTA San Adreas was released, rgiht &
I'm asking myself if people on Argonath still have the same thinking about
the game GTA San Andreas.

These are just simple questions, they aren't so hard...you just have
to think & write down a smart answer by heart:

1. Do you like GTA San Andreas?
2. Did you complete GTA San Andreas to 100%?[/b]
    2.1. If yes: -How many times did you play the game again after you completed it?
                    -What are your complains about the game?
                    -Have you used cheats to complete the game to 100%?
    2.2. If not: -What was the highest percentage that you achieved?
                    -Have you used cheates even if you haven't completed the game?
3. Have you ever use a cheat in the game?
4. Do you still like to play GTA San Andreas?
    4.1. If yes: -Do you play "Single Player"?
                    -Do you play Multiplayer(MTA SA Race or SA:MP)?
    4.2. If no: -Why you decided no to play the game?
5. What things would you like to keep or throw away of the game if you
    were in charge of the game developement or you would know how to change it(e.g. Modifying it)?
   
Just keep it on GTA level!
6. What was your favourite mission?
     6.1. How did you manage to complete it?

There are 2 ways of sending me your opinions!
1. You can post them on this POST (That will allow all the others to see your answers!!!!!!!).
2. You can send me a personal message.

Thank you for taking time to complete this.

Greets,

[AV]TomazK
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: Grovyle on November 26, 2007, 03:07:08 pm
1. Do you like GTA San Andreas? Hell yeah :D
2. Did you complete GTA San Andreas to 100%?[/b] Nop, never tried.
    2.1. If yes: -How many times did you play the game again after you completed it?
                    -What are your complains about the game?
                    -Have you used cheats to complete the game to 100%?
    2.2. If not: -What was the highest percentage that you achieved? No idea.
                    -Have you used cheates even if you haven't completed the game? I always cheat ON SINGLE PLAYER ONLY
3. Have you ever use a cheat in the game? Always. ON SINGLE PLAYER ONLY.
4. Do you still like to play GTA San Andreas? Hell yeah :)
    4.1. If yes: -Do you play "Single Player"? Yes
                    -Do you play Multiplayer(MTA SA Race or SA:MP)? Yes
    4.2. If no: -Why you decided no to play the game?
5. What things would you like to keep or throw away of the game if you
    were in charge of the game developement or you would know how to change it(e.g. Modifying it)?
    Just keep it on GTA level! Harder and non-boring missions and cooler planes.
6. What was your favourite mission? Races. And End of The Line.
     6.1. How did you manage to complete it? Doing the races duh... :lol: In End of The Line i simply did infinite health cheat, killed smoke and all, goed trough the fire cos with IH cheat you cant be affected by fire, i also saved Sweet, so i didnt failed the mission, and i did NEVER failed the mission :)
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: sRy on November 26, 2007, 04:12:16 pm
1.Yes I Do

2.No
  2.2:-78%
        - Yeah...
3.Yeah

4.Yeah
   -Yup but i only play SP in my PS2
   -MTA Race first then i move to SA:MP

5.make it harder and improve the vehicle damage physic

6.End of the line  :D

6.1.Cheats :razz:
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: Austin on November 26, 2007, 04:21:48 pm
1. Do you like GTA San Andreas? Ofc... otherwise i woudnt play it...
2. Did you complete GTA San Andreas to 100%? Twice...
    2.1. If yes: -How many times did you play the game again after you completed it? No idea
                    -What are your complains about the game? None...
                    -Have you used cheats to complete the game to 100%? Nope
3. Have you ever use a cheat in the game? No
4. Do you still like to play GTA San Andreas? Yes...
    4.1. If yes: -Do you play "Single Player"? Not anymore
                    -Do you play Multiplayer(MTA SA Race or SA:MP)? SA:MP
5. What things would you like to throw away in GTA? Nothing... only my computer
6. What was your favourite mission? Cant remember actually  :redface:
     6.1. How did you manage to complete it? I managed to complete the whole game with my perfect aiming and driving skills  :girl:
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: Trojan_Fabrizio on November 26, 2007, 04:23:18 pm
1. Do you like GTA San Andreas? It could be better but it wasn't made for online play but yeah overall it's a great game.
2. Did you complete GTA San Andreas to 100%? Yes.
    2.1. If yes: -How many times did you play the game again after you completed it? Lots and I still play it.
                    -What are your complains about the game? It's too unrealistic for me because I like realistic games.
                    -Have you used cheats to complete the game to 100%? No. I did it when it first came out when I didn't know about any cheats.
    2.2. If not: -What was the highest percentage that you achieved? 100%
                    -Have you used cheates even if you haven't completed the game? When I completed it shortly after I discovered cheats and yeah I did use them (PS2).
3. Have you ever use a cheat in the game? Yes.
4. Do you still like to play GTA San Andreas? No not single player.
    4.1. If yes: -Do you play "Single Player"? No. It's terrible.
                    -Do you play Multiplayer(MTA SA Race or SA:MP)? SA-MP.
    4.2. If no: -Why you decided no to play the game? It's great for multiplayer.
5. What things would you like to keep or throw away of the game if you
    were in charge of the game developement or you would know how to change it(e.g. Modifying it)?
   
I would make it more realistic with more vehicles, real life vehicles instead of made up vehicles, better graphics without using too much memory.
6. What was your favourite mission? First Base.
     6.1. How did you manage to complete it? With ease, It's my favorite because It's the most easy. :razz:
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: VMNT on November 26, 2007, 05:12:04 pm
I completed it without cheats :D


Simply because you can't do xbox cheats on a 360 :lol:
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: Jnn on November 26, 2007, 07:21:22 pm
1. Do you like GTA San Andreas? Yes, I do, but I am a bit bored of it.

2. Did you complete GTA San Andreas to 100%? Yes, I did, once.

2.1. If yes:
How many times did you play the game again after you completed it? 5-10, not sure.
What are your complains about the game? Too small area, game ends too fast. Story is also stupid.
Have you used cheats to complete the game to 100%? Nope. First time I played I used cheats but it wasn't 100%.

2.2. If not:
What was the highest percentage that you achieved? 100%
Have you used cheates even if you haven't completed the game? Yes.

3. Have you ever use a cheat in the game? Yes. How damn many times this has to be asked? :roll:
4. Do you still like to play GTA San Andreas? Yes.

4.1. If yes:
Do you play "Single Player"? Rarely.
Do you play Multiplayer(MTA SA Race or SA:MP)? Yes.

4.2. If no:
Why you decided no to play the game?

5. What things would you like to keep or throw away? New story. All the gansta stuff sucks. VC was better.

6. What was your favourite mission? Can't remember.

6.1. How did you manage to complete it? Can't remember.
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: TomazK on November 26, 2007, 09:31:20 pm
Cool answers, but I though that more of you would answer...

Anyways...here are mine answers:

1. Yes, I like GTA SA.
2.NO, I didn't.
2.2.  89.76%  :razz:
       No, because the cheats weren't words that mean something, just mixed words &
       some of them suck a bit & some of them are to long & un-realistic.  :lame:
3. I never used a cheat on a game. That's:  :gn:
4. Sometimes I still play Single Player if I mod my game to see the diferences (I have 4 SA directories  :cool:).
And I still play Multiplayer SA:MP of course, when I have time, the same goes for Single Player.
5. Things that I would keep: Gang zones, dating girlfriends, clothing, fight styles....(I don't wanna say everything, cuz the list is to long :rules:)
   Things that I would throw away: Miniguns(useless, If you wanna finish the last mission in 5 secs to kill Big Smoke), Hydra(totaly useless, you can use Hunter), some cars....(I don't wanna say everything, cuz the list is to long :rules:).
6. My favourite mission is: the mission when you steal the Jetpack
    My second favourite mission in GTA San Andreas is the last mission(End of The Line)
6.1. How I managed to complete it? Simple. I only used the silenced pistol & stealth...
      How I managet to kill BS?
There are more ways:
1. Get a minigun & aim it to his face.
2. Use satchel charges, just watch out, that you won't die, before you trigger them (more that 5 is enough)
3. Use grenades...
4. Use misile launchers...
5. Be Tony Montana & grab your trusty M4 & kill him!
Lance Vance Dance: "Say "hello" to mr.M4. M for Mother******!!!!!"
Lance Vance Dance: "I'm mean, I'm clean(not wanted) & I'm here to clean(I don't need to explain that one)!"
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: Obi1 on November 26, 2007, 09:58:06 pm
1. Do you like GTA San Andreas?  Ye
2. Did you complete GTA San Andreas to 100%? Ye
    2.1. If yes: -How many times did you play the game again after you completed it? about 20 more hours :D killing cops and killing hookers
                    -What are your complains about the game?  Erm.... Big smoke has a funny hat
                    -Have you used cheats to complete the game to 100%? NOPE NEVER HOW DARE U THINK I DID. (I used the jetpack cheat)
    2.2. If not: -What was the highest percentage that you achieved? 100%  :banana:
                    -Have you used cheates even if you haven't completed the game?  I erm well uhh u see i used a flying car cheat once... with a bus  :evil:
3. Have you ever use a cheat in the game?  Yes.... a jetpack and a flying car cheat
4. Do you still like to play GTA San Andreas?  Of course
    4.1. If yes: -Do you play "Single Player"?  Nope never :D
                    -Do you play Multiplayer(MTA SA Race or SA:MP)?  Both
    4.2. If no: -Why you decided no to play the game?  I didnt decide to what a silly question  :conf:
5. What things would you like to keep or throw away of the game if you
    were in charge of the game developement or you would know how to change it(e.g. Modifying it)? I would change Big smokes hat into a cowboy hat
    Just keep it on GTA level!
6. What was your favourite mission?  When i was killing Big Smoke and his hat fell off  :lol:
Title: Re: What do you think about GTA San Andreas?
Post by: Anto on November 27, 2007, 02:38:38 pm
1. Do you like GTA San Andreas?yes
2. Did you complete GTA San Andreas to 100%?[/b] i think so, i cant remember
    2.1. If yes: -How many times did you play the game again after you completed it? maybe 3 times +
                    -What are your complains about the game? cant think of any
                    -Have you used cheats to complete the game to 100%?yes
    2.2. If not: -What was the highest percentage that you achieved?dunno i think i completed it without cheats aswell the first time
                    -Have you used cheates even if you haven't completed the game?no
3. Have you ever use a cheat in the game?yes
4. Do you still like to play GTA San Andreas?not single player
    4.1. If yes: -Do you play "Single Player"?no
                    -Do you play Multiplayer(MTA SA Race or SA:MP)?SA:MP
    4.2. If no: -Why you decided no to play the game???? dnt understand this one
5. What things would you like to keep or throw away of the game if you
    were in charge of the game developement or you would know how to change it(e.g. Modifying it)?
    Just keep it on GTA level!nothing
6. What was your favourite mission?cant remember
     6.1. How did you manage to complete it?by umm playing it.....
Title: [GTA SA]Does anyone have any good cop car mods?
Post by: Alsatian on November 09, 2008, 06:22:11 pm
Hey guys, i currently have JVT mods installed, and dont get me wrong, they're great! but there are a few problems...

Anyway, i was hoping for some cop cars for each city, LSPD, SFPD, LVPD and the country police, if anyone has or knows of some, please say, thanks  :)
Title: Re: Does anyone have any good cop car mods?
Post by: JethroMCH on November 09, 2008, 06:27:08 pm
http://gta-worldmods.planet-multiplayer.de/phpkit/start/include.php?path=content/overview.php&catid=54&type=4
Title: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: Wake on November 12, 2008, 07:39:10 am
Hello! I wonder if anyone have a Smoke Mod to GTA SA. When you burnout it will be more smoke. I know it is 1 but donr know were. Should be great if anyone can share with me and all others. :)
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: ChaNce on November 12, 2008, 02:46:05 pm
Try this? Gives better effects and better smoke...

(http://www.gta.chosenzero.net/NGE.jpg)


http://gta.chosenzero.net/NGE.rar (http://gta.chosenzero.net/NGE.rar)
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: Wake on November 12, 2008, 08:37:29 pm
You know how to install it?? Ir you nkow any tutorial on youtube or something? I dont know how to do =(
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: ChaNce on November 12, 2008, 09:04:18 pm
You know how to install it?? Ir you nkow any tutorial on youtube or something? I dont know how to do =(

Ahh you gotta get GTA San Andreas Mod Installer, and then just click the SAMI. data then it goes automatically
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: Eugene on November 13, 2008, 05:56:35 am
go on google and type in "download sami" then install those new great graphics with sami
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: Wake on November 13, 2008, 07:57:35 am
I intsalled it. I only crashed all the time. Any other MOD to get more smoke when burnout?
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: Zun_Callison on November 13, 2008, 09:53:52 pm
Don't install any graphic mod except ENB, they all suck..
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: ChaNce on November 14, 2008, 02:52:54 pm
Don't install any graphic mod except ENB, they all suck..


No they dont. ENB is the one that sux.
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: [MSM]Leppi on November 14, 2008, 03:17:07 pm
anyway... mods arent that nessecary.. maybe 1 or 2 carmods, but I think whole modpacs like this make you crash easier, dont they?
Title: Re: Smoke Mod to GTA SA?
Post by: polopolo on November 15, 2008, 04:39:09 pm
anyway... mods arent that nessecary.. maybe 1 or 2 carmods, but I think whole modpacs like this make you crash easier, dont they?
Only laggy...

But depends if you have an fast PC or not. GTA:SA never crashes for me and never crashed. SA-MP alswyas crashes after 30 min, after installing this mod, it is still 30 min.
Title: GTA San andreas 100 Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Wayne on December 08, 2008, 07:14:07 pm
Facts and Wierdy Stuffs
1 - The hand of all the characters are pasted. They can't even raise the middle finger or change the radio station
2 - If you try steal a locked car, CJ pushes the air.
2 - 50% of cars are taxists
3- 15% are cops, for some reason, if you have 3 stars of wanted level, they will become 120%
4- CJ, Sweet, Cesar, and some others, are special characters, you can try find all they for them, you won't find.
5- If there is a fire or many people dies, by nothing firefighters or paramedics will appear.
6- the paramedics of GTASA are the best of the world, they can save someone that got a shot from a bazooka or someone who fell in a building with 100 floors.
7- CJ killed gravity lessons by tommy vercetti to learn to swim, but if you done the game or completed all paramedics missions and fall from a building 100 floors CJ will not die, he will stay with a low health, CJ still learned something about gravity lessons of Tommy Vercetti.
8- By the way, CJ is the unique dude that know how to swim, everyone dies when the water reaches they knee
9- Everyone can smoke drugs in jail, sometimes you see someone fighting till the death in jail.
10- You can break in area 69 and kill alot of people and stay alive.
11- You can see famous people by the street! you can see Will Smith, Evil Presley on streets, and Axl Rose riding a bike!
12- You can freely use weapons, people will not see it, only if you aim it or shot.
13- Police hates you, if you are taking fire from enemy gang, police goes after you, not them.
14- Every Citizen has the same weapons lessons, 5 shots, wait... more 5 shots.
15- If you look at the drug dealer or a waiter in fast-food they will think that you trying to rob them.
16- Steal a car, really its a crime, taking off the drive from car, is not a crime.
17- The drugdealers are real richies, they drop alot of money when they die.
18- You can attain 6 stars, kill everyone, destroy cars, destroy helicopters, but if you steal a car and head to paint 'n' spray and re-spray your car they will not recognize you.
19- You can do the same above, but, go to your house, save the game, sleep 6 hours, police will forget your 6 stars.
20- With two days on visit at gym, you can go as Snoop dogg to 50 Cent
21- You can enter in a store, with a bazooka or sniper, and do not aim at them, noone thinks that you are armed, but when you are disarmed and look at someone, everyone crouch or raises hands
22- CJ takes off a pistol and changes to AK-47 on his ass
23- CJ has a cop radio in his head, when he gets a wanted level he listens to cop radio.
24- Pedestrians throws themself into a car to save theyr life
25- Cop has incredible skills, if you throw a grenade from the hell or mount chilliad, they will notice and suspect you!!
26- As even there is 50 cops looking at your house, they will not try break in it.
27- If you cross a city that you didnt unlocked it, you will be suspected with 4 stars, and theres cameras arround all city.. even in water.
28- If you jump in a cop boat, the cop abadons the ship and jumps in water and dies (nice cop huh?)
29- The roof of cars never smashes, nice protection.
30- When CJ buys a house, he automatically orders his clothes to the new house wardrobe.
31- When you are playing, CJ never get tired, he can swim,walk,sprint,kill just look 5 seconds on the diskette, he is ready to do that again.
32- The car doors has noclip haxx, it can pass on the wall
34- CJ does sex with a hooker, but everyone stay in their seat.
35- CJ can explode a gas station with flowers, punches/kick
36- The cars has infinite fuel
37- You never know when the bike is damaged, only if it has smokes
38- If you stop at redlights drivers will horn and flame at you thinking that you are wrong.
39- Bikes and Airfighters has radio.
40- CJ drinks a can of sprunk in 3 seconds
41- CJ heals his life almost lost by gunshots and hits by eating hamburger and fries
42- Hookers are so shy, they dont do sex on any place.
43- Grandmas with 90 years attacks CJ when the strongest mans runs from him.
44- CJ can eat the air.
45- You can buy any food, CJ will take the same time of eating.
46- The car can be in 127 km/h But when CJ stays in the middle the car stop instantly
47- Everyone dies in the same way.
48- You can destroy a pole with 3 punches
49- CJ can carry millions, his "wallet" always have some room.
50- CJ body has a nice protection, it is against disease, have you seen CJ with disease?
51- There is no sharks ingame, even if you go to the deepest ocean, no sharks, neither whales, only dolphins on max.
52- You can approach any dangerous creature in ocean, you won't get hurt.
53- CJ is the fastest character, he speeds more then Bolt
54- Cars blow by ramming, interessing thing.
55- Pedestrians has 1337 driving skills, they can stop the car in 120 km/h
56- Donest matter, if you die by anything you will be fined for $100, even if you have $999999999 only $100, cheap and good clinics no?
57- CJ only goes to jail for 6 hours, after that he is ready to copkill again his "attorney" is the best.
58- You can find flying horseshoes arround the city..
59- You can buy 99999 m4, ammunation stock is really filled..
60- There is no wild or domestic animals at SA, only humans!
61- Everyone born with 18 years with clothes, and sometimes weapons.
62- You can find citizens clone arround the city
63- There is no kids at SA, they donest even sleep in houses!
64- CJ can sneak to make no noise, but if you crouch will have the same effect, 1337 crouching no?
65- Even if CJ is 100% Fat, he will be able to do a big jump in a bike.
66- The moon is always full
67- Shooting the moon makes it more full than that is.
68- All clothes fit in CJ, even if he is fat, even if he is muscley, even if he is skinny. (Nice clothes no?)
69- Citizens Runs very slow and they donest take cover.
70- CJ is the unique character with blue eyes.
71- On blackjack, the dealer deals air, not cards.
72- Only police "very advanced" computers.
73- CJ can have headshots, but he never dies.
74- If you have armor, and remove your shirt, it will donest appear (body armor?)
75- Every character talks with pasted mouth, they speak without month, only with thinking actions.
76- CJ says swears 50 times per word (He needs banana rule =/)
77- CJ girlfriend has big health, because they are near of CJ, the "Black God".
78- CJ donest take a bath, you can imagine his bad smell
79- All CJ clothes donest need to be washed, even if they are full of "imaginary blood".
80- CJ donest has blood, have you seen him losing blood?
81- Buildings never gets damaged.
82- Aircrafts explosion are like a atomic bomb.
83- CJ can learn "advanced" fighting moves by winning a fight, and he can learn in few seconds.
84- CJ knows how to use jetpack at the first time
85- Jetpacks are still flying when you remove them.
86- Weapons fly when they are dropped.
87- CJ's girlfriend works in many hospitals, when you die you always keep your guns in any hospitals
88- Same for the girlfriend cop.
89- CJ donest flee from car, he has a nice "security belt".
90- CJ Can do vigilante missions, but you can still get wanted while a law enforcement.
91- There are no easter eggs.
92- SA donest celebrate any special day, like, new year, christmas, easter.
93- SWAT Acts like normal cops and use crappy guns
94- The weather is so realistic, if you take cover of the rain, the rain will be over, but if you walk outside from cover, the rain will be still.
95- CJ clothes are waterproof.
96- Army can go against after (sincerly, WHY THE HELL THE ARMY CAN GO AFTER YOU?)
97- SA has pefect roads, i never seen a state with so much awesome roads.
98- CJ can deploy his parachute and sometimes it donest open.
99- SA cars has awesome seats, THEY ARE VERY CONFORTABLE!!
100- CJ is afraid of tempenny and pulaski, but he is not afraid to kill any cop.
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Alsatian on December 08, 2008, 09:12:03 pm
Very interesting Wayne  :lol:

Some of them brought back to my attention, and made me laugh...
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: tiderman on December 08, 2008, 09:19:58 pm
I just gotta say, Rockstar Games were a bit cheap when they made SA :P Still one of the best games though



Not really related but uhh..

Dirty (2005)
The game that the drug-dealing white "jokers", that according to Baine doesn't fit the profile, is playing when Sancho and Adel busts through the door is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004) (VG), a game in which actor Clifton Collins Jr. does one of the main characters voices (Ceasar).
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: masterpipo on December 08, 2008, 10:01:37 pm
damn nice some of them are not so funny but some are to funny
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: ElMartu on December 08, 2008, 10:22:48 pm
I knew some of them, is funny how San Andreas is programmed :P
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Specter on December 08, 2008, 11:11:59 pm
Do any of you know the UFO? It really exists.
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Squeak on December 08, 2008, 11:14:12 pm
Do any of you know the UFO? It really exists.
No it doesn't
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: cDa on December 08, 2008, 11:16:04 pm
Do any of you know the UFO? It really exists.

well when first talks about "misteries" came Rockstars said that when they release next GTA (GTA4) they will tell all secrets and easter eggs they placed in GTA SA including ufo/leatherface/bigfoot...

gta 4 came out, still nothing from rockstar
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Call_me_Dad on December 09, 2008, 12:21:06 am
lol many are funny  :lol:
Tommy vercetti should have asked swimming lessons in return  :(
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on December 09, 2008, 02:17:54 am
Most of these I knew already, but some were cool to know. And no the UFO is not real, theres a mod for it however. What is real is: Serial killer of fort carson, ghost cars, and shark.

((1000th post!))
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Wayne on December 09, 2008, 04:07:14 am
I added a few funny facts.
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: brainiac220 on December 09, 2008, 11:56:07 am
cool topic.... :)  But some problem that you have mentioned i notice that in GTA IV they are fixed....  :) so thats great... :hurray:

- Police hates you, if you are taking fire from enemy gang, police goes after you, not them
- CJ can explode a gas station with flowers, punches/kick
- The roof of cars never smashes, nice protection.

 ....and much more ! :D
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Omri on December 09, 2008, 12:20:15 pm
Nice funny wierd facts we got here :):
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Grovyle on December 09, 2008, 02:10:00 pm
LOL! These facts are funny.

But some are missing :evil:
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Pandalink on December 09, 2008, 08:01:08 pm
Sadly with a PC game like San Andreas, pretty much every part of it has been ripped apart and shows no evidence of any cool secret stuff. Unless Rockstar want to try and do some random, secret, and possibly illegal online update (:razz:) there isn't any random secret stuff.

I bet someone already found the cool thing they were going to release when GTA4 came out.
Title: Re: GTA San andreas Facts and Wierdy stuff.
Post by: Wayne on December 10, 2008, 10:33:28 pm
This is comming up sooner in GTA IV..
This is to show how cheap GTASA Is.
Some facts indeed, are funny, others are wierdy.
For a game with 4Gb thats kind of cheap.
Title: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: frozeneagle on May 16, 2009, 04:03:50 pm
So i got to the mission "stowaway" and i couldnt catch up with the plane , so i googled  for help and found out that my framerate is too low, its true i lag a bit and i need someone who i can send my save game to do the mission for me and send the save game back , i will need someone with a computer that runs san andreas with high FPS.
PM me if yuo can help me out, thanks.
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Pandalink on May 16, 2009, 04:46:29 pm
Out of interest, any idea what framerate you do have?
Try setting the frame limiter off, but if you're sure that you can't make it I guess you'll have to get somebody else to do it as you said.
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: frozeneagle on May 16, 2009, 05:00:47 pm
Out of interest, any idea what framerate you do have?
Try setting the frame limiter off, but if you're sure that you can't make it I guess you'll have to get somebody else to do it as you said.
not sure, never checked but its slow :D
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Cutt3r on May 16, 2009, 05:27:44 pm
Grab the bike near the safehouse at the airport and move along the extremeright while pressing numpad 9 so that u dont have to dodge the barrels. It worked for me. Initially I had trouble getting to the plane but when I did what I wrote here it worked.
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Julian on May 16, 2009, 05:31:43 pm
Before I started to play Argonath, I had the Lost Angelz mod, which replaced almost everything, the bike was a little slower and the plane a little faster probably, I couldn't finish that mission with the mod on, you got any mod on the bike?
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Pandalink on May 16, 2009, 07:07:20 pm
So, to clarify, you are using bike lean - right?
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: frozeneagle on May 16, 2009, 07:50:00 pm
So, to clarify, you are using bike lean - right?
yes im leaning to speed up but i jsut cant reach it i need someone who can do the mission for me

Before I started to play Argonath, I had the Lost Angelz mod, which replaced almost everything, the bike was a little slower and the plane a little faster probably, I couldn't finish that mission with the mod on, you got any mod on the bike?
no i dont , didnt i explain enough?
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: JayL on May 16, 2009, 08:00:45 pm
As Cutter said, grab the bike, stick to the right side of the runway, keep TAPPING number 9 (leaning forward on your bike) to get an extra speed, and when you come closer to the plane, turn to the ramp and get on it. You should easily complete it.
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: cDa on May 16, 2009, 08:30:23 pm
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Savegames (http://www.gtasavegames.com/savegames/San_Andreas)

OR if you have a minigun,try this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEMZzFYFhmA
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Voodoo on May 16, 2009, 10:19:04 pm
And if you don't use cheats, you can get a minigun on the arch above the train rails in San Fierro.
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: frozeneagle on May 17, 2009, 12:22:03 am
As Cutter said, grab the bike, stick to the right side of the runway, keep TAPPING number 9 (leaning forward on your bike) to get an extra speed, and when you come closer to the plane, turn to the ramp and get on it. You should easily complete it.
didn't i say i have a too shitty PC? just look on the netz it says that on low end pc's the mission is impossible
stop telling me to lean, i did that...
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Specter on May 17, 2009, 06:23:12 am
Press the "Up" button contuiniously, so you will speed up really fast.
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Fido Dido on May 17, 2009, 06:44:30 am
didn't i say i have a too shitty PC? just look on the netz it says that on low end pc's the mission is impossible
stop telling me to lean, i did that...

Use the damn minigun... -_-
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: frozeneagle on May 17, 2009, 09:58:58 am
Press the "Up" button contuiniously, so you will speed up really fast.
read the posts above before posting.....
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: frozeneagle on May 17, 2009, 11:45:14 am
problem solved, thanks for your help.
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Specter on May 17, 2009, 07:39:18 pm
read the posts above before posting.....
I did
problem solved, thanks for your help.
Cool, we would be happy if you tell how you have solved it
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: frozeneagle on May 17, 2009, 07:40:33 pm
minigun..... fuck..
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Voodoo on May 17, 2009, 10:06:09 pm
Cheats or my way :)?
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: TruthSvensson on May 17, 2009, 11:19:22 pm
Cheats or my way :)?
I don't think there is a cheat code for minigun
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Voodoo on May 17, 2009, 11:22:18 pm
Trainers.
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: TruthSvensson on May 17, 2009, 11:29:38 pm
Trainers.
Oh yes
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: John_Vaughan on May 18, 2009, 12:51:41 am
I had the problem too with a friend, But not by "framerate", But because the mission itself is hard. When asked to grab the bike, Do so, and while trying to avoid the obstacles, Spam on your keyboard 9 in Numpad or UP Arrow on the Keyboard, That will boost your bike, giving you the enough speed to enter the plane's back. If you hit any barrel or any obstacle, The mission's fucked, because you loose the speed.

Hope I helped ;)

-John
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: Nico_Stracci on May 20, 2009, 02:48:25 pm
Use the damn minigun... -_-
Title: Is it possible?
Post by: frozeneagle on May 23, 2009, 06:58:24 pm
i've been trying to land a full backflip on GTA SA for hours now, but i just can't, the bike flips over at about half way of the backflip, so im asking is it even possible? And if it is, tell me how? k tnks
Title: Re: need help in GTA SA on a mission.
Post by: frozeneagle on May 23, 2009, 07:00:02 pm
Cheats or my way :)?
Ur way, the minigun above the train rails :D
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on May 23, 2009, 07:23:22 pm
[yt=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UYLYRTB8s[/yt]

He explains it there a little.
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: frozeneagle on May 23, 2009, 07:24:57 pm
[yt=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UYLYRTB8s[/yt]

He explains it there a little.
why the FUCK am i getting "This video is not available in your country or domain" text? horseshit!
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on May 23, 2009, 07:34:53 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UYLYRTB8s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eargonathrpg%2Eeu%2Fforum%2Findex%2Ephp%3Ftopic%3D33405%2E0%3Btopicseen&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UYLYRTB8s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eargonathrpg%2Eeu%2Fforum%2Findex%2Ephp%3Ftopic%3D33405%2E0%3Btopicseen&feature=player_embedded)

Theres the direct link. If you cant go on it now, then your country may of banned youtube?
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: frozeneagle on May 23, 2009, 07:36:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UYLYRTB8s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eargonathrpg%2Eeu%2Fforum%2Findex%2Ephp%3Ftopic%3D33405%2E0%3Btopicseen&feature=player_embedded (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UYLYRTB8s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eargonathrpg%2Eeu%2Fforum%2Findex%2Ephp%3Ftopic%3D33405%2E0%3Btopicseen&feature=player_embedded)

Theres the direct link. If you cant go on it now, then your country may of banned youtube?
i can watch other videos.., can you tell me, what he is doing that i might have been doing wrong?, i mean u CAN watch it RIGHT?
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on May 23, 2009, 07:40:28 pm
Can you post a video of like FRAPS that show how your trying to do it? Since on the video it seems its pretty simple to do it.
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: frozeneagle on May 23, 2009, 07:42:05 pm
Can you post a video of like FRAPS that show how your trying to do it? Since on the video it seems its pretty simple to do it.
nah, it gets too laggy, i just jump off something and lean backwards on the bike, no throttle, no anything, only lean
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: frozeneagle on May 23, 2009, 07:53:33 pm
Can you post a video of like FRAPS that show how your trying to do it? Since on the video it seems its pretty simple to do it.
Could you please send me the URL of the video, since i can't get it myself. i found a way i can bypass it, but i need the URL, so could you please?.ktnks :D
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: Boxy on May 23, 2009, 09:49:43 pm
Ive only got some perfect flips on a bike, in a stunt server.
Title: Re: Is it possible?
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on May 24, 2009, 02:39:32 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9UYLYRTB8s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eargonathrpg%2Eeu%2Fforum%2Findex%2Ephp%3Ftopic%3D33405%2E0%3Btopicseen&feature=player_embedded


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