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Title: Who has the best joke?
Post by: LeonSforza123 on July 03, 2008, 02:14:25 am: I have alot of jokes in arabic,cant say them in english..they dont fit will :D
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: Call_me_Dad on July 03, 2008, 08:41:41 am: Mine is not very good, but its the first that came to my mind

A guy was riding a bike, when he saw something written on a far off wall.
He went curiously to check out what it was.
In that procedure, he was fined $100 for wrong parking, $500 for jumping red light

The writing on the wall was: "The Guy who reads this is an Asshole"

He got irritated
so he wrote instead
"The guy who wrote this is an Asshole"

Muahahahaha
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: LeonSforza123 on July 03, 2008, 09:57:44 am: Check this one out:-

One high(High on drugs) was stopped by the police..they told him get in the car he said no thnx my house is near
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: The_Wolf on July 03, 2008, 10:01:27 am: 2 birds were flying and fighting which one to be in the middle :roll:
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: LeonSforza123 on July 03, 2008, 10:02:38 am: that dosent go like that lol...

2 idiots rode a donkey...they fighted for who gets to sit next to the window lmaooo
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: lavamike on July 03, 2008, 10:31:48 am: Every day a person road a bicycle and a bag of sand past the border into the U.S
When you police officer checked the bag he only found sand, and let him through
He would do this every single day until finally the officer asked him, "What are you smuggling because I know it has to be something."
The man replied, "Bicycles"

:banana:
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: Zun_Callison on July 03, 2008, 10:55:58 am: Whats the part between a blonde's tits called?
Silicon Valley..

If you dont know what Silicon Valley is: www.justfuckingoogleit.com
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: Jserg on July 03, 2008, 04:05:19 pm: Quote from: lavamike on July 03, 2008, 10:31:48 am
Every day a person road a bicycle and a bag of sand past the border into the U.S
When you police officer checked the bag he only found sand, and let him through
He would do this every single day until finally the officer asked him, "What are you smuggling because I know it has to be something."
The man replied, "Bicycles"

:banana:

Yea i know that one , :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: Kaltsu on July 03, 2008, 04:44:58 pm: I am a very serious person, so unfortunately I am not able to tell any good jokes. :(
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: Gandalf on July 03, 2008, 06:15:56 pm: Quote from: Kaltsu on July 03, 2008, 04:44:58 pm
I am a very serious person, so unfortunately I am not able to tell any good jokes. :(
:lol:
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: LeonSforza123 on July 03, 2008, 06:39:19 pm: Kaltsu got ur self a joke there :D
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: Knoothead on July 03, 2008, 07:20:05 pm: Quote from: Kaltsu on July 03, 2008, 04:44:58 pm
I am a very serious person, so unfortunately I am not able to tell any good jokes. :(
HAHAHA You serious, yeah right.. :]]
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: The_Wolf on July 03, 2008, 07:23:43 pm: Quote from: Kaltsu on July 03, 2008, 04:44:58 pm
I am a very serious person, so unfortunately I am not able to tell any good jokes. :(
Rofl @ the serious person :D
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: tiderman on July 03, 2008, 07:33:20 pm: (http://wallstreetjackass.typepad.com/raptureready/images/2007/05/02/serious_cat_2.jpg)
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: Call_me_Dad on July 03, 2008, 09:05:56 pm: A 2-Seater plane crashed in a Graveyard

Headlines: Plane crashes.....Death Toll 634 and still counting :D
Title: Re: Who has the best joke?
Post by: Dexter on July 03, 2008, 09:21:08 pm: Once when i was very tired and just talking to my sister's boy i told him very stupid joke..it was not even joke but it is like this *Onnce there was Finnish guy, swedish guy and norway guy in plane and...they dropped shit bomb from there!!!*OMG i felt so stupid but couldn't stop laughing and my sister's boy laugh as well like 5 minutes. I know it was not that funny but we were so tired that even that makes us laugh :D