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Title: Toilet visit
Post by: solidje on August 14, 2008, 04:52:11 am
Toilet Humor


Everything depends on the transit

the ghost shit (also known as the diver)
You can feel him, you hear him splash into the water, but there is nothing in the toilet.


The clean shit:
lying down so beautiful in the toilet, no trace on the paper


The eternal shit:
you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper.
untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid  any traces


the extra shit:
The come-back or the counterattack by revenge,  your done, but when you get
your pants on there is a shit comming out your ass


the popular shit:
your sitting on the toilet and start to fart so loud other people can hear it
and start to laugh with it.


the Big Mac shit:
he is so great  that you are afraid to brake him when you flush.
You are amazed and proud at the same time that you gave birth to this masterpiece


the cannonball shit:
comming out of your ass with such an amazing speed, that you are afraid  the toilet water is gonne
splash your ass.


the surprice shit:
you thought you had to fart, but there is more comming out your ass..


Rabbit shit:
Small balls, some float, sometimes they sink. They are sweet


De morning-after shit (after a real big party)
The yellow/brown liquid that makes the whole toilet dirty..
smells so bad it burns your ass!




added by argonath members


never done shit:   (Matthew_Cipricla asked me to add this one)  :D
the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back.


the painfull shit:     (also one from Matthew_Cipricla)
the turd where it feels like you shitting out a stone.
when you hold this in to where you feel like you dont need take a shit anymore but you say to yourself
"I better go take a shit" but when you do......worst mistake of your life. VERY painful, during and after
the shit is done all you want to do is lay down on the couch gasping for air, chowing down on malox, and holding your asshole.


Workout shit:    ( this is 1 from call_me_dad  )
You try to clear your stomach, forcing with all your might. But the shit wont come out.
You try at different angles, take a deep breath in...deep breath out, lift you legs, hold the cistern, try to chew your tongue, but the shit wont come out. In the end you give-up and say:
"At least i had a great workout


The Shit of Steel (a.k.a SOS) -  (this one is from schfifty )

It comes out like any other shit, but when you flush it tries to go down sideways, and no matter the force of the toilet, it will not break, OR go down. You could hook up a 300 Horsepower motor to this sucker and it wouldn't flush the first time. You have to flush it many times for it to go down.




lool  :razz: :razz:
sorry for my bad english..
I'm dutch and had to translate the text  :D
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on August 14, 2008, 04:58:24 am
lol at first i was like "wtf is this....." but then i started to laugh lol.

you should add the

never done shit: the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back.

or the

rock shit: the turd where it feels like you shitting out a stone, but once its out your o.k.

or the

painful shit: when you hold this in to where you feel like you dont need take a shit anymore but you say to yourself
"I better go take a shit" but when you do......worst mistake of your life. VERY painful, during and after the shit is done all you want to do is lay down on the couch gasping for air, chowing down on malox, and holding your asshole.
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: solidje on August 14, 2008, 05:01:30 am
lol at first i was like "wtf is this....." but then i started to laugh lol.

you should add the

never done shit: the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back.

looooool
whaha ok i added it  :D
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Fatboy_Rob on August 14, 2008, 05:10:03 am
LOLLOLODSLAW, i NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH CAUSE IT'S ALL TRUE! xDDD
Oh my god hahahaha
"never done shit: the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back."
That ones the worst one ever omg lol!

:ps: G'night guys & gals.
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Call_me_Dad on August 14, 2008, 05:43:24 am
 :rofl:
shit!! lol

Workout shit: You try to clear your stomach, forcing with all your might. But the shit wont come out.
You try at different angles, take a deep breath in...deep breath out, lift you legs, hold the cistern, try to chew your tongue, but the shit wont come out. In the end you give-up and say:
"At least i had a great workout"
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: solidje on August 14, 2008, 06:31:28 am
LOLLOLODSLAW, i NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH CAUSE IT'S ALL TRUE! xDDD
Oh my god hahahaha
"never done shit: the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back."
That ones the worst one ever omg lol!

:ps: G'night guys & gals.

you see.. strange things can happen in a toilet  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Squeak on August 14, 2008, 07:52:11 am

The clean shit:
lying down so beautiful in the toilet, no trace on the paper


My Favorite Kind

The eternal shit:
you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper.
untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid  any traces
Worse O_o
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Watti on August 14, 2008, 09:07:56 am
Da-Bruiser - AKA the Ring-Burnrner

The Shit that Bruises the cheeks of your ass after you ate So much Curry Food and Spicy stuff, It burns and then BOOM! The entire lot comes out, and you cant sit down

The Sneezer
You Sneeze while on the toilet, and the Shit.. FLys outa Your ass and Wets it and the rest is easy[


The eternal shit:
you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper.
untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid  any traces

:) btw Gents, if this happens to you... Take the biggest breath.. and PUSH!!!!
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Paroxysm on August 14, 2008, 10:32:19 am
omg this is so funny lol.. XD
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Tovenaarke on August 14, 2008, 10:39:12 am
ARGH!! so sick! but soooooooooooo funny!!  :lol: :lol: Hahaha! realy nice one!

I'll think about in my next toilet vistit lol

Greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Grovyle on August 14, 2008, 11:37:43 am
Lmao :lol:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Mafs on August 14, 2008, 11:42:31 am
L M A O!! :D

This is awesome, and ..so true unfortunate :P
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Freedom on August 14, 2008, 11:56:09 am
If u need to pee. But U are watching the TV, the best moment is comming, hold on, and in 10 min, go pee it out :D
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Jubin on August 14, 2008, 01:36:18 pm
There is also the kind where only thing what comes out of your anus is water.
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Fabio on August 14, 2008, 01:42:30 pm
L O L!
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Cr4ig0 on August 14, 2008, 02:30:39 pm
The Itch Shit-

The shit where once completed and u have wiped your ass, your asshole will itch for days afterwards.

The Crusty Shit-

If recently you have forgotten to wipe your ass and you need another shit then the turd has a lovely spiky "skin"
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: tiderman on August 14, 2008, 02:31:23 pm
@ Big Mac

(http://www.southpark-central.com/South%20Park/Season%2011/1109.jpg)
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Tovenaarke on August 14, 2008, 02:32:46 pm
@ Big Mac

Hahahaha!!! Tider!! Looooooool!

My tought was: how the hell can you think about names of it lol!

Greetz
- Tov.
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: solidje on August 14, 2008, 04:49:08 pm
whaha 2 pages already..
must be some funny shit  :razz: :razz:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Cross on August 14, 2008, 05:13:59 pm
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9894/1208798399477qn8.jpg)

hehe :lol:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Dexter on August 15, 2008, 12:45:49 am
LMAO! How can this *shit* be so funny  :D I really laughed for *Cannonball shit*  :lol:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: solidje on August 15, 2008, 12:47:43 am
LMAO! How can this *shit* be so funny  :D I really laughed for *Cannonball shit*  :lol:

loool dexter :d
so funny because it happend to you?  :razz: :razz: :razz:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Squeak on August 15, 2008, 01:37:40 am
got one!

The Flamethrower:
The kind of shit that comes out shooting like flames, and burns your bunghole hours after You finish
(From eating too much hot food)
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Dexter on August 15, 2008, 12:11:23 pm
loool dexter :d
so funny because it happend to you?  :razz: :razz: :razz:

Actually...yes  :cry: It feels very gross when that dirty water touch your skin and....hmz let's not talk about this ,okay ?  ;)
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Hellrocker on August 15, 2008, 05:57:59 pm
LMAO! That was freakin funny Solidje,  :lol:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Cr4ig0 on August 15, 2008, 08:44:35 pm
The Don Hertzfeldt Shit:

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Hellrocker on August 16, 2008, 05:13:39 pm
LMAO! You can find some of the funniest things.
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: solidje on September 29, 2008, 01:35:32 am
I'm bored..  :lol:
and was reading my old topics.. loool
thought i wanted to bring this one back up  :lol:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: schfifty on September 29, 2008, 01:56:11 am
The Shit of Steel (a.k.a SOS) -

It comes out like any other shit, but when you flush it tries to go down sideways, and no matter the force of the toilet, it will not break, OR go down. You could hook up a 300 Horsepower motor to this sucker and it wouldn't flush the first time. You have to flush it many times for it to go down.
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Miami on September 29, 2008, 02:23:42 am
lol, I wonder what Aragorn or Gandalf will say to this topic..  :eek:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Proxan on September 29, 2008, 10:33:09 am
hahahaha this is sooo SICK  :rofl:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: Hess on September 29, 2008, 10:51:22 am
Ok, so everyone is talking about....... shit? :neutral:
Title: Re: Toilet visit
Post by: TruthSvensson on September 29, 2008, 12:00:00 pm
Its POO you POOHEADS !  :mad:
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