Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: solidje on August 14, 2008, 04:52:11 am
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Toilet Humor
Everything depends on the transit
the ghost shit (also known as the diver)
You can feel him, you hear him splash into the water, but there is nothing in the toilet.
The clean shit:
lying down so beautiful in the toilet, no trace on the paper
The eternal shit:
you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper.
untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid any traces
the extra shit:
The come-back or the counterattack by revenge, your done, but when you get
your pants on there is a shit comming out your ass
the popular shit:
your sitting on the toilet and start to fart so loud other people can hear it
and start to laugh with it.
the Big Mac shit:
he is so great that you are afraid to brake him when you flush.
You are amazed and proud at the same time that you gave birth to this masterpiece
the cannonball shit:
comming out of your ass with such an amazing speed, that you are afraid the toilet water is gonne
splash your ass.
the surprice shit:
you thought you had to fart, but there is more comming out your ass..
Rabbit shit:
Small balls, some float, sometimes they sink. They are sweet
De morning-after shit (after a real big party)
The yellow/brown liquid that makes the whole toilet dirty..
smells so bad it burns your ass!
added by argonath members
never done shit: (Matthew_Cipricla asked me to add this one) :D
the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back.
the painfull shit: (also one from Matthew_Cipricla)
the turd where it feels like you shitting out a stone.
when you hold this in to where you feel like you dont need take a shit anymore but you say to yourself
"I better go take a shit" but when you do......worst mistake of your life. VERY painful, during and after
the shit is done all you want to do is lay down on the couch gasping for air, chowing down on malox, and holding your asshole.
Workout shit: ( this is 1 from call_me_dad )
You try to clear your stomach, forcing with all your might. But the shit wont come out.
You try at different angles, take a deep breath in...deep breath out, lift you legs, hold the cistern, try to chew your tongue, but the shit wont come out. In the end you give-up and say:
"At least i had a great workout
The Shit of Steel (a.k.a SOS) - (this one is from schfifty )
It comes out like any other shit, but when you flush it tries to go down sideways, and no matter the force of the toilet, it will not break, OR go down. You could hook up a 300 Horsepower motor to this sucker and it wouldn't flush the first time. You have to flush it many times for it to go down.
lool :razz: :razz:
sorry for my bad english..
I'm dutch and had to translate the text :D
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lol at first i was like "wtf is this....." but then i started to laugh lol.
you should add the
never done shit: the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back.
or the
rock shit: the turd where it feels like you shitting out a stone, but once its out your o.k.
or the
painful shit: when you hold this in to where you feel like you dont need take a shit anymore but you say to yourself
"I better go take a shit" but when you do......worst mistake of your life. VERY painful, during and after the shit is done all you want to do is lay down on the couch gasping for air, chowing down on malox, and holding your asshole.
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lol at first i was like "wtf is this....." but then i started to laugh lol.
you should add the
never done shit: the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back.
looooool
whaha ok i added it :D
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LOLLOLODSLAW, i NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH CAUSE IT'S ALL TRUE! xDDD
Oh my god hahahaha
"never done shit: the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back."
That ones the worst one ever omg lol!
:ps: G'night guys & gals.
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:rofl:
shit!! lol
Workout shit: You try to clear your stomach, forcing with all your might. But the shit wont come out.
You try at different angles, take a deep breath in...deep breath out, lift you legs, hold the cistern, try to chew your tongue, but the shit wont come out. In the end you give-up and say:
"At least i had a great workout"
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LOLLOLODSLAW, i NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH CAUSE IT'S ALL TRUE! xDDD
Oh my god hahahaha
"never done shit: the shit where you get some out but you never feel completely satisfied, no matter how many times you go back."
That ones the worst one ever omg lol!
:ps: G'night guys & gals.
you see.. strange things can happen in a toilet :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The clean shit:
lying down so beautiful in the toilet, no trace on the paper
My Favorite Kind
The eternal shit:
you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper.
untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid any traces
Worse O_o
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Da-Bruiser - AKA the Ring-Burnrner
The Shit that Bruises the cheeks of your ass after you ate So much Curry Food and Spicy stuff, It burns and then BOOM! The entire lot comes out, and you cant sit down
The Sneezer
You Sneeze while on the toilet, and the Shit.. FLys outa Your ass and Wets it and the rest is easy[
The eternal shit:
you keep whiping your ass, but shit keeps comming on the toilet paper.
untill you decide to put a toilet paper in your underwear to avoid any traces
:) btw Gents, if this happens to you... Take the biggest breath.. and PUSH!!!!
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omg this is so funny lol.. XD
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ARGH!! so sick! but soooooooooooo funny!! :lol: :lol: Hahaha! realy nice one!
I'll think about in my next toilet vistit lol
Greetz
- Tov.
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Lmao :lol:
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L M A O!! :D
This is awesome, and ..so true unfortunate :P
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If u need to pee. But U are watching the TV, the best moment is comming, hold on, and in 10 min, go pee it out :D
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There is also the kind where only thing what comes out of your anus is water.
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L O L!
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The Itch Shit-
The shit where once completed and u have wiped your ass, your asshole will itch for days afterwards.
The Crusty Shit-
If recently you have forgotten to wipe your ass and you need another shit then the turd has a lovely spiky "skin"
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@ Big Mac
(http://www.southpark-central.com/South%20Park/Season%2011/1109.jpg)
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@ Big Mac
Hahahaha!!! Tider!! Looooooool!
My tought was: how the hell can you think about names of it lol!
Greetz
- Tov.
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whaha 2 pages already..
must be some funny shit :razz: :razz:
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(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9894/1208798399477qn8.jpg)
hehe :lol:
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LMAO! How can this *shit* be so funny :D I really laughed for *Cannonball shit* :lol:
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LMAO! How can this *shit* be so funny :D I really laughed for *Cannonball shit* :lol:
loool dexter :d
so funny because it happend to you? :razz: :razz: :razz:
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got one!
The Flamethrower:
The kind of shit that comes out shooting like flames, and burns your bunghole hours after You finish
(From eating too much hot food)
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loool dexter :d
so funny because it happend to you? :razz: :razz: :razz:
Actually...yes :cry: It feels very gross when that dirty water touch your skin and....hmz let's not talk about this ,okay ? ;)
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LMAO! That was freakin funny Solidje, :lol:
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The Don Hertzfeldt Shit:
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!
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LMAO! You can find some of the funniest things.
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I'm bored.. :lol:
and was reading my old topics.. loool
thought i wanted to bring this one back up :lol:
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The Shit of Steel (a.k.a SOS) -
It comes out like any other shit, but when you flush it tries to go down sideways, and no matter the force of the toilet, it will not break, OR go down. You could hook up a 300 Horsepower motor to this sucker and it wouldn't flush the first time. You have to flush it many times for it to go down.
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lol, I wonder what Aragorn or Gandalf will say to this topic.. :eek:
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hahahaha this is sooo SICK :rofl:
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Ok, so everyone is talking about....... shit? :neutral:
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Its POO you POOHEADS ! :mad: