COWS INVADE EARTH!
Latest we have heard is that cows have invaded ireland and are travelling over to England scotland and wales.
Experts say if this continues they will have took over earth by February 2010,
but from our research we have saw that they are actually collecting
other cows on theyre trips.
Armed forces were called into a Northern ireland pubs where the cows stopped
off for a few pints of beer. The armed forces arrived at 18:45 Today but failed
to take down the cows. When we arrived at the scene the cows had already
took off and all the Armed forces where lieing on the floor drinking the milk.
We do not know if the cows have any demands but we are trying to find out.
What we do know is that the leading cow is called,
Henry.
If you see any cows do not aproach! Call Cow Stoppers on 0800 COWS GONE.
Report by: Xavas.
We do not know if the cows are