Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: PMP on October 19, 2008, 09:38:34 pm
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I was here at my desk when my doorbell rings. I did not answer as I hate doorsellers or people asking for food or money.
10mins later, I start hearing cardboard noise from the front of the apartment.
I grabbed my flashlight, the heavier thing near my desk. And went to inspect. I was beginning to think that someone was inside and was going through the papers near the hallway desk as there is some money there for payments and such.
When I look through the doorway to the entrance hall. I see that the noise was coming from the door. I figured that it was someone trying to card the lock. The door only had the simple look on.
A bunch of thoughts came through my mind "What if they manage to open I find that I'm here?","Maybe if I catch them off-guard and flash their eyes with the flash light I manage to knock them off."
So I slowly approached the door. Look through the reticle of the door.
And Bamm!!!, I opened the door suddenly and screammed "KESTA MERDA CARALHO?!?!?"(what the f**k is this shit?!) scaring the shit out of this white thin guy 10cm taller than me.
He put's his cards hand a bit hidden and another in front. He started saying "Is this Rui's house?" and some more bullshit like "I rang the bell".
I kept seeing where his hands was and if he might go for a knife or shit. I screamed "BAZA JÃÂÂ!!!", "BAZA JÃÂÂ!!!"(get the f**k away!!!) while threating him with the flashlight.
The pitiful realized that I wasn't just a innocent guy and that I knew exactly what he was trying to pull off. I guess he should be happy that he got away with no injuries.
I watch him call the elevator and go down. I closed the door and though about my idiot actions. It wasn't that cleaver to surprise a possibly armed robber.
I don't know what went through my head. Maybe I just wanted some action on my day, a fight or so. Well. I got what I was looking for and got a grin on my face until I started to rethink the stupidity.
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Lol, did you chase him?
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I hope you beat his ass down.
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LMAO!!!! :rofl: did you kick his ass in? :lol:
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man, i would have gone out there with a baseball bat and bashed his head in. prick.
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man, i would have gone out there with a baseball bat and bashed his head in. prick.
Same here. But not head, i'll take after his dick!
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No. I did not chase him. And I did not bash his head. My carpets are too expensive to get blood on it. And I was wearing slippers.
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No. I did not chase him. And I did not bash his head. My carpets are too expensive to get blood on it. And I was wearing slippers.
Wow you are so gangstah, i wanna be you.
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Wow you are so gangstah, i wanna be you.
LMAO, thats why you should love this guy^^
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Well, thats why I put my nitestick (real one) under the bed.. :D
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man, i would have gone out there with a baseball bat and bashed his head in. prick.
Extacly, What I would do..
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In Portugal you can't beat up people just cause they are putting cards and cardboards on you door.
I would definitely beat him if he tried some shit or if he got a foot inside my apartment.
BTW My parents got home. My mom was proud, my dad was calling me an idiot.
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In Portugal you can't beat up people just cause they are putting cards and cardboards on you door.
I would definitely beat him if he tried some shit or if he got a foot inside my apartment.
BTW My parents got home. My mom was proud, my dad was calling me an idiot.
you can't do fuck all here, if someone comes on your property robbing your house whilst you're in and you go and shoot them, you get sent to jail for ten years! pffft
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you can't do f**k all here, if someone comes on your property robbing your house whilst you're in and you go and shoot them, you get sent to jail for ten years! pffft
I'm not sure, but I think in TX you reserve te right to legally shoot anyone who comes on your property. :D
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I'm not sure, but I think in TX you reserve te right to legally shoot anyone who comes on your property. :D
In Portugal you can defend yourself only with the same type of weapon that is threatening you.
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In Portugal you can defend yourself only with the same type of weapon that is threatening you.
that is a very stupid law....someone holds a knife to your neck, you have a gun in your hand ready to shoot them in self defense, but instead you drop the gun pull out a knife of your pocket and stab them? come awwnnn.
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stupid to open the door if he had a knife you where fucked. think before you do something
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This is exactly why I believe in Gun Rights. Self-Protection. Of course, I wouldn't I have opened the door and pointed the gun at him, but if he had burst down the door, the gun barrel would have been pointed at him and I would have told him to get the hell out. And if he ran at me or something...well, lets just say the funeral would be closed casket.
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This is exactly why I believe in Gun Rights. Self-Protection. Of course, I wouldn't I have opened the door and pointed the gun at him, but if he had burst down the door, the gun barrel would have been pointed at him and I would have told him to get the hell out. And if he ran at me or something...well, lets just say the funeral would be closed casket.
BOOM! HEADSHOT!
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haha wow we need more stories like this good on you :) i would have went nuts at him
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Well in my house sometimes dunno if its 1guy but he or they come in my garden(my garden is big) and here its diff we have big thick walls then gardens then door to enter the house but my father called people to put metal around the house and glass( hte metal with wires like in army or something) but mym other saw him then i went near him but the doors were locked and said fuck your family go fuck them you asshole sorry for the flames i said. But i really wish he goes to prison :S . and a funny thing is i put glass i saw blood the next morning and he robs with no shoes his naked leg lol.!!!! He got owned i saw blood!
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Nice action Pmp :)
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If I start robbing a house and some guy gets out screaming with a flashlight ... You know, he could have knocked you out with a kick or something, your action was not that smart. If I notice such thing, I would just watch trought that hole of the door when he opens it, and when he does, I am going to give him a good kick in the head, so he won't know his name even anymore...
In my country shit like that happens every day. My apartment got robbed already once, while we were on vacation with my parents. Second time they tried to rob it, but I was home and they failed.. (Here they just use the phone and pretend they are from the phone company to see if there is someone home, but my phone can show numbers and I saw they were calling from a mobile).
I can understand what you did, because in such moments you are quite bothered of what might happen and how much the guys can be, also with what weapons... You did good, if you managed to scare the guy away, but next time think twice and be ready for such things :)
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said f**k your family go f**k them you asshole sorry for the flames i said.
You said sorry for what you said to him too? ":rofl:
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This is exactly why I believe in Gun Rights. Self-Protection. Of course, I wouldn't I have opened the door and pointed the gun at him, but if he had burst down the door, the gun barrel would have been pointed at him and I would have told him to get the hell out. And if he ran at me or something...well, lets just say the funeral would be closed casket.
And then he would also have a gun... so that doesnt solve shit.
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Atleast that guy didn't make anything :P
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You said sorry for what you said to him too? ":rofl:
Never Gimli! :) I said sorry to Argonath People. Cause i flamed.:S Lol
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Really,your action is not that smart.If i were you,i'd bang door 1-2 times with hand/leg to frighten him away,then on the door-eye(The thingie,which you see throught the doors) i spectated after his actions,if he continues doing it, just call the police.If he came in the apartament........it depends on situation....but better wait for police,and lock him within the apartement somehow.
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are you allowed to use Sawnoffs in Portugal ?? :roll:
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In Slovakia when you attack someone NOT from your family on your prop, when the guy was on your prop then you just have to pay a fine, i guess it is legal to beat the robber and give him to cops. :cop:
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You said sorry for what you said to him too? ":rofl:
haha, i was about to post the same thing :P
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And then he would also have a gun... so that doesnt solve shit.
Thats why I believe in weapon bans. In Portugal you can have any kind of gun, except shotguns and hunting rifles.
That way it's harder for criminals to get guns also.
I never saw real guns except for police ones. And I'm happy for that.
Portugal is a very pacific country. And robbers don't usually want to fight you. They usually don't have too. People are too soft. Police always tells people not to resist. But if you resist it is most likely that you scare them away.
It's a Paradox.
We can't use saw-offs in Portugal, they are modded weapons so they are illegal.
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i would take my magic spoon and hit im on the forehead :o