Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Cr4ig0 on December 11, 2008, 11:16:49 pm
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Ok, here's an idea i thought of. I start a Christmas Story with One Sentence and then the next guy writes another sentence and so on BUT bear in mind that on the first hour of christmas day i will post THE END so the last sentence better not sound too stupid! ALWAYS REMEMBER: Keep on the theme of xmas!
Here We Go:
It was Christmas Morning...
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Snow was falling down from the skies..
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Children were dancing...
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And they ate cookies..
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And they ate cookies..
except one... he ate boogies..
(http://jakethecake.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/nosepick.jpg)
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A salty and smooth treat it was...
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as the snow fell from the skies.
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a blaring noise in the distance, A roflcopter approached
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while seeing Santa
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while seeing Santa
, who was wearing a red skirt
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, who was wearing a red skirt
and forgot his pants at the north pole..
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while wearing a pink cap...
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while wearing a pink cap...
he saw someone dropped a small bag of cocaine and picked it up...
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and put it in his gift bag.
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Santa did look around for some
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more after he sniffed half of the cocaine in the bag...
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After he did take the cocain he felt very high,
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He was getting all kind of presents for the children. Also a staff for Gandalf,
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all tied up in a sparkly ribbon...
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the children were terrified at Santa's impression of Tony Montana
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and then Santa said, "ho ho ho Happy new year"
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Then the scared hot loooking girl came
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And santa shit himself, and ran to the toilet....
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He was aiming at the toilet
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but he missed and tried to clean up the mess
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Then someone knocked on door..
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it was Bill Gates, and he said..
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Oh My God, Its Christopher Walken
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Who was dressed in a fairy costume
(Lol i watched a film with Christopher Walken in it last Night "King of New York" or something)
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with a white tie with the words....
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"Have no fear, the n0ob is here"
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And so they had a talk until Christmas Eve, where a terrorist detonated a bomb on them and they all died, continuing their Christmas in Heaven.
The end. ( lol )
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But sadly they all fell down with the snow again and
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everyone felt really mad at man called JDCdesigns that tried to end the story
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So they took their knifes and swords and was running towards his house
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And knifed/sworded JDCdesigns, but then he summoned the JDC-agents and
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they also turned and knife the house
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so since the JDC-Agents failed, JDC Summond secret agents, armed with dildos
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Which exterminated everyone around his house
Offtopic: :lol:
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except Christopher Walken and Bill Gates, so they proceeded to rape JDC until....
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when he hooked up...
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..and died. Meanwhile Santa in the toilet..
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Shitting like a grany.
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made a poo that was like..
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limegreen and soft. So, he decided to
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announce the beginning of the Argonath New Year's Story since Christmas was like a week ago