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Title: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 30, 2008, 02:56:41 pm
How to avoid being pickpocketed

Hey guys, I've been studying the art of pickpocketing, for the sake of giving my friends a fright, and I signed up for a non-profitable demonstration, which we do in malls and so on, anyway, to learn about pickpocketing you must become one, so what we do is we go out passed people, pickpocket them and tell them what we just did, return their goods and explain the safety points, and some of them donate, and I thought I'd just tell you guys the safety points of avoiding a pickpocketer (Note: we do not keep any goods).

First of all, ever been walking around the mall, suddenly see a sign that says "Beware of pick pocketers"?
What to do:
do NOT reach into your pocket and make sure your wallet is still there
Reason: Pickpockets hang around those signs and watch you, as soon as you check your pockets, they know which pocket your valuables are in.
You SHOULD keep walking, and make sure you are far away before you check your pocket, also checking all of your pockets may be helpful in case some one is watching, then they will get confused.

You think you are safe with that chain attached from your wallet to your belt?
Taking of a belt is easier than taking off a watch, rather clip it to somewhere else:
If you have a wallet like this:
(http://www.mupolice.com/cp/images/Wallet-002.gif)
make sure you do not put it in facing flap down, or flap up (The flap is the part where it opens), instead take it and turn it sideways in your pocket, this is then difficult or rather impossible to remove your wallet now, unless they cut your pocket, this is sort of impossible to avoid and it can take up to 4 seconds for them to walk passed you, cut your wallet and take it.

Meeting a stranger?
Nice to meet you *shakes hand*, suddenly his phone rings and he has to run to his mom..until later you realize your watch is gone?
people can easily distract you when you shake their hand and take your watch, to avoid this, make sure only one hand is on your hand and that they don't sneak another hand in unnoticeable, since the human mind can only concentrate on one thing at a time (with the exception of cDa with his supa powaz) you should look at his hand, then look at his face (to be polite) but keep the hand in the corner of your eye and ignore his "Hello" if necessary.

To Men:
Most men keep their wallet in their back pocket, if this happens, it is the easiest pocket to snatch from, especially if you bend down.
generally two pick pockets go together, one walks towards you and drops something, you bend down to help and the other one runs out and grabs your wallet.
People use children as well, our sources told us that people put a baby down in his little portable cot, there is some behind you and in front of you, you bend down to admire the baby, suddenly the guy behind you takes your wallet.

Language:
The pickpocketer is called the "Tool"
the target is called the "Mark"

Hope this helps you to be more careful, it's not nice losing that much, I will try film myself doing the handshake soon, since that is what I am best at.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Gildor on December 30, 2008, 04:34:02 pm
Was fun to read, but be careful. Maybe one of the guys who you pickpocket will reply to your joke with a punch in the face. :rofl:
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Dmitry on December 30, 2008, 04:40:09 pm
Was fun to read, but be careful. Maybe one of the guys who you pickpocket will reply to your joke with a punch in the face. :rofl:

Nah, they are pro's :D

Good to know Matthew, thanks :)
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Icarus on December 30, 2008, 05:03:57 pm
I was about to raise the same point, if someone just handed me my own wallet, all happy and proud "I just stole your wallet"

Id kick the fuck out of them and told them if they did it again, id kill them,

Mind you, i dont use a wallet, i fold notes and put them in the impossible to get stuff out pocket in the front of my jeans, i have trouble getting it out in shops, id like to see someone else get at it :P
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: The_Wolf on December 30, 2008, 05:15:45 pm
Or just put your money in a little bag and shuve them in your ... "back pocket" :)
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 30, 2008, 05:17:56 pm
Back pocket? with you knee you raise the note up and take it with your hand.

I was about to raise the same point, if someone just handed me my own wallet, all happy and proud "I just stole your wallet"

Id kick the f**k out of them and told them if they did it again, id kill them,

Mind you, i dont use a wallet, i fold notes and put them in the impossible to get stuff out pocket in the front of my jeans, i have trouble getting it out in shops, id like to see someone else get at it :P

We don't take the wallets and then say "OMFGBBQ I took your wallet hahaha you fail"

we expect a punch sometime

We take an item from them, then we say, excuse me sir is this yours, then he is all "wow" then we explain the dangers of what he was doing
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Watahell on December 30, 2008, 05:20:18 pm
Back pocket? with you knee you raise the note up and take it with your hand.

I think you didn't get what Legend said  :rofl:

I was about to raise the same point, if someone just handed me my own wallet, all happy and proud "I just stole your wallet"

Id kick the f**k out of them and told them if they did it again, id kill them,

Mind you, i dont use a wallet, i fold notes and put them in the impossible to get stuff out pocket in the front of my jeans, i have trouble getting it out in shops, id like to see someone else get at it :P

Put the wallet in your underwear! I wanna see if any pickpocketer is brave enough for taking it :lol:
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 30, 2008, 05:21:41 pm
Well with a hug they can put a gun in your underwear, so I am sure they could extract some cash
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: The_Wolf on December 30, 2008, 05:23:32 pm
Well with a hug they can put a gun in your underwear, so I am sure they could extract some cash
So you are saying you are a professional pickpocketer? Come and try to pickpocket my wallet or something else, then you will see how you can search for your teeth with broken fingers. And by "back pocket" I meant the thing you sit on, you know, your butt.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Watahell on December 30, 2008, 05:25:55 pm
Well with a hug they can put a gun in your underwear, so I am sure they could extract some cash

Then it's that's not just pickpocketing, that's an armed robbery...
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 30, 2008, 05:27:36 pm
Then it's that's not just pickpocketing, that's an armed robbery...
No it's how criminals sneak a gun on a plane or frame others

So you are saying you are a professional pickpocketer? Come and try to pickpocket my wallet or something else, then you will see how you can search for your teeth with broken fingers. And by "back pocket" I meant the thing you sit on, you know, your butt.
No no no, listen I don't pickpocket, I do demonstrations in front of crowds to show them how to avoid pickpocketing.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Harald on December 30, 2008, 05:55:10 pm
I had 3000 (Swedish kronor)/which represents like..$500 (American Dollar) in my bag at the train station once, the cash was deep in the bag, I had lots of things in it. I forgot my trainticket, so I ran to the desk and recieved it, later when I came back my stuffs were thrown out and my cash was gone..:/I will read your post now :P
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Jubin on December 30, 2008, 06:31:42 pm
Well with a hug they can put a gun in your underwear, so I am sure they could extract some cash
That you can only do a female victim, because most of the guys don't let any strangers, or someone who they have just met, who is also a man, touch themselves, moreover hug. And if they do let you hug them, they won't let you go, and you are busted.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: sinamun on December 30, 2008, 07:02:36 pm
I wanna see if any pickpocketer is brave enough for taking it :lol:

if it was a fit girl ide be more than happy to :)
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Watahell on December 30, 2008, 07:11:35 pm
if it was a fit girl ide be more than happy to :)

But considering that the majority of argo players are men... No thanks! :lol:
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 30, 2008, 07:59:49 pm
My Friend can take the cigarettes out of your cigarettes box and leave the box behind.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: The_Wolf on December 30, 2008, 09:37:06 pm
My Friend can take the cigarettes out of your cigarettes box and leave the box behind.
He would leave his teeth behind then too, if he touches my cigarettes.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on December 30, 2008, 09:41:11 pm
Has anyhere even been pickpocketed? I havent, and dont want to lol. But i mean it seems easy to get caught being pickpocketed when your just out there. I also heard that when your out in a busy public place like a mall or fair keep your money in your front pocket because then they cant take it.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Niall on December 30, 2008, 09:41:41 pm
He would leave his teeth behind then too, if he touches my cigarettes.
Leave the e-threats out, it's embarassing to read.

No offence...
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: The_Wolf on December 30, 2008, 10:22:18 pm
Leave the e-threats out, it's embarassing to read.

No offence...
How is it a threat?
I am just telling the guy that if some guy comes opening my cigarette box and taking some of my smokes away, I would be glad to give him an upper-cut or a straight one in the nose, know what I mean?
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 30, 2008, 11:39:48 pm
The thing about pickpocketing is if I shake your hand, and lets hope you are a gentlemen, your mind and whole body will concentrate on my face, whilst this happens, I will take my index finger (if you have a watch on), push the leather part through that little leather piece
then I will pull and push very fast, this will happen in about 2-3 seconds all together, your mind will still be concentrating on my face and what I am saying since you can only concentrate on one thing at a time (scientifically proven) you will not feel me take your watch, I will move back and put my hands behind my back and put the watch on, that will take me about 5 seconds, suddenly, Omgbbq free watch...you don't feel it, so you can't punch me, if you do get caught you have 2 choices, I will not tell you those two choices though because if you pick pocket, I hope you get caught ^^

Oh and P.S. I have not been pick pocketed before :)
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Cipricla on December 30, 2008, 11:42:59 pm
Where is the proof that you cant concentrate on two things at once, and im almost 100 percent sure I would feel it. And im an obervant  guy so I dont just look at the guys face, I would feel him trying to take off my watch, just a little touch on the wrist i would look down and catch him. I can gurantee you.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Matthew_Mcbride on December 30, 2008, 11:47:00 pm
It's not like that, I'll charge my camera and post the video tomorrow of my undoing a watch, and show you how fast it is, also it's done very gently.
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: Samaron on December 31, 2008, 03:25:20 am
pickpocketing is the least you have to worry about in SA :P
Title: Re: Saftey Advice when in public
Post by: rJCaiG on December 31, 2008, 06:49:21 am
Haha thanks, i've just started putting my wallet in sideways :)
My cousin got mugged, he was walking home from work in Sydney and a car full of buff tongan guys jumped out and told him to give them everyone he had or they'd beat him up..he lost his wallet and his phone.
(http://www.divingadventure.com/images/Austrailia/Stock%20Photos/Animated-Flag-Australia.gif)
god bless australia  :lol:
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