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Title: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Matute on April 16, 2009, 03:57:43 am
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We are the first Agency that protects the civil rights of all the grannies on Argonath RPG.

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They Support us, do the same!

Little Notes:
      Topic is still under construction.
      You DONT HAVE TO rp a granny IG...
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Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Matute on April 16, 2009, 03:58:44 am
Just to make it clear, as i have seen nobody reads the whole topic. You DONT HAVE TO rp a granny IG to be part in the Agency. But only grannies get weaponry.

Grandsons

Had a big ass list here, will start on a new one some day..

Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Fabio on April 16, 2009, 12:30:34 pm
Goodluck :lol:
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Voodoo on April 16, 2009, 12:32:43 pm
Typo: Applycation
Should be: Application

Just to clear it up :o
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Salmonella on April 16, 2009, 12:38:05 pm
Hillarious ! Goodluck Matute and Thatone!,  :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Alsatian on April 16, 2009, 01:38:24 pm
Oh no! It's true, the grannies are taking over Argonath!

Good luck with this Matute.  ;)
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Chuck_Norris on April 16, 2009, 01:40:15 pm
grannies will never take over argonath rpg since there aint enough wheelchairs scripted.

goodluck with this matute
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: shitix on April 16, 2009, 01:42:56 pm
Typo: Applycation
Should be: Application

Just to clear it up :o
My mistake :P ill fix it for ya Matute.

Good Luck!
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Janar on April 16, 2009, 03:00:29 pm
It is "Application".
2) Do you are a legal citizen of the U.S.A? - Better would be: 2) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A?
4) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? - Better would be: 4) Will you defend grannies anywhere and anytime with highest priority?

Just some notes to understand easier.
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: cumbia_chorra on April 16, 2009, 06:24:46 pm

2) Do you are a legal citizen of the U.S.A? - Better would be: 2) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A?
4) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? - Better would be: 4) Will you defend grannies anywhere and anytime with highest priority?

2) Lol ye i guess i accidentaly added ''Do''.
4) no
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: VeLuX on April 16, 2009, 09:26:30 pm
GoodLuck ;)
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Leonardo on April 16, 2009, 11:45:59 pm
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG?: 4 Months
2) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A? : Yup
3) Why do you want to join G.P.A? because i want protect all grannies of Argonath,grannies are people too :)
4) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Yup

Ps:ROFLMAO.
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Tovenaarke on April 17, 2009, 10:48:49 am
Next time warn us Granny. Allowed by WS  :D
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: cumbia_chorra on April 17, 2009, 06:23:41 pm
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG?: 4 Months
2) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A? : Yup
3) Why do you want to join G.P.A? because i want protect all grannies of Argonath,grannies are people too :)
4) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Yup

Ps:ROFLMAO.
ACCEPTED as Associate

Next time warn us Granny. Allowed by WS  :D
I have to tell you everytime i start something?
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Leonardo on April 17, 2009, 06:39:39 pm
ACCEPTED as Associate

thx,i wont disappoint the grannies and the girl on your MSN Avatar :p
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: NickJr on April 19, 2009, 09:29:21 am
Mhmmm,
Good luck for it.
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: cumbia_chorra on April 20, 2009, 06:54:43 pm
UPDATED:
You can now see the Grannies that support us.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Andy on April 29, 2009, 03:23:50 am
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? Ummm.. Since November
2) What is your IG name? [WS]Andy
3) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A? Yes I'm
4) Why do you want to join G.P.A? I would like to join GPA Because its kinda fun being a granny
5) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Yes I will defend all grannies any time, anywhere :)
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on April 29, 2009, 03:32:30 am
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? Ummm.. Since November
2) What is your IG name? [WS]Andy
3) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A? Yes I'm
4) Why do you want to join G.P.A? I would like to join GPA Because its kinda fun being a granny
5) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Yes I will defend all grannies any time, anywhere :)
ACCEPTED as Council, we have been together IG, defending the grannies...
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on May 23, 2009, 11:54:22 pm
From now on, every granny will have : Desert Eagle, Pepper Spray and SMG. Contact me to receive your weps.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: shitix on May 24, 2009, 09:05:20 pm
You just made me wanna be a granny... xD just kidding, Good luc with the grannies
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on May 24, 2009, 09:41:56 pm
You just made me wanna be a granny... xD just kidding, Good luc with the grannies
Lol thanks :P
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on May 24, 2009, 10:17:03 pm
Now I feel sorry about what happen on the roof :(
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Caltson on May 25, 2009, 01:14:03 pm
Bryan is also sorry for what did happen on the roof  :devroll:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on May 25, 2009, 11:46:42 pm
Bryan is also sorry for what did happen on the roof  :devroll:
:mad:

Congratz Dihe, he was the first Victim  :evil:
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: TheRock on May 27, 2009, 10:39:37 pm
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG?: 4 Months & 2 Weeks
2) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A? : Yes I am
3) Why do you want to join G.P.A? Coz, Grannies are alone, they always are in need of help, and i will like hanging out with them, just so nobody tries to steal money or anything they have with them... especially my granny Matutyy
4) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Ofcouse I will! Why else would I join?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on May 27, 2009, 11:07:30 pm
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG?: 4 Months & 2 Weeks
2) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A? : Yes I am
3) Why do you want to join G.P.A? Coz, Grannies are alone, they always are in need of help, and i will like hanging out with them, just so nobody tries to steal money or anything they have with them... especially my granny Matutyy
4) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Ofcouse I will! Why else would I join?
Accepted as Council, gratz StaticX :D
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: TheRock on May 27, 2009, 11:40:05 pm
Thank You!!!  :D :D :D
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Altair_Carter on June 30, 2009, 12:08:25 pm
Fix it, TheRock is now  [TCL]RockStracci
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: BlackEagle on June 30, 2009, 01:34:30 pm
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? : over 7 Months
2) What is your IG name? : Eagle Montana
3) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A? : Erm.. Yes .
4) Why do you want to join G.P.A? : I love history
5) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? : Don't worry about that 
:gun:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Traser on June 30, 2009, 03:22:14 pm
L i t t l e  n o t e
i t  i s  A p p l i c a t i o n  n o t  a p p l y c a t i o n
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on June 30, 2009, 06:28:39 pm
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? : over 7 Months
2) What is your IG name? : Eagle Montana
3) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A? : Erm.. Yes .
4) Why do you want to join G.P.A? : I love history
5) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? : Don't worry about that 
:gun:
Accepted as Associate, will be watching you.
L i t t l e  n o t e
i t  i s  A p p l i c a t i o n  n o t  a p p l y c a t i o n

I know, i have to contact Johnny to change it lol.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on July 01, 2009, 08:22:49 pm
Oh mai, Matute! Do the gannies protect themselves?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 02, 2009, 05:39:37 am
Oh mai, Matute! Do the gannies protect themselves?
Yea, with guns and shit.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on July 02, 2009, 10:14:04 pm
Yea, with guns and shit.
 

Oh yea, of course, I see a lot of them hanging around in street corners smoking and offering tattoos and piercings.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 05, 2009, 01:34:36 am
2nd post updated, take a look ^^.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on July 05, 2009, 01:32:10 pm
Woho :)
I am on the list :)
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: ~Legend~ on July 15, 2009, 12:39:03 am
Alsatian(most raped)


LOL  :lol:
The question is; by who?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Ajeesh on July 15, 2009, 08:12:35 am
I wanna be a grandson :(
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on July 15, 2009, 01:16:23 pm
I wanna be a grandson :(


I wanna be a granddaughter  :D
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 17, 2009, 12:24:01 am
LOL  :lol:
The question is; by who?
By me :D
I wanna be a grandson :(
Added
I wanna be a granddaughter  :D
Take a look :o

I added some information next to each names.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on July 17, 2009, 01:39:18 pm
Haha, I laughed at that Matute.
Thanks for considering my wish. I believe my gender should be respected.
Title: Re: G.P.A
Post by: Kessu on July 18, 2009, 10:00:20 pm
Kessu (You still owe me money)
I owe you money because I haven't seen you ingame :(
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Alsatian on July 18, 2009, 10:22:52 pm
Most raped, NOEZZ!!!
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 20, 2009, 08:02:51 pm
I owe you money because I haven't seen you ingame :(
Quote
Kessu (Paid money, hes a good boy now, with a wife and 2 childrens)
Most raped, NOEZZ!!!
I took away your virginity kitty.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on July 20, 2009, 10:25:00 pm
I took away your virginity kitty.

Grannies now rape!?  :eek:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 20, 2009, 10:38:48 pm
Grannies now rape!?  :eek:
:evil: But we dont rape gals, so dont worry :).
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on July 20, 2009, 11:48:01 pm
:evil: But we dont rape gals, so dont worry :).
 

Oh ok! Wow, grannies are so kind and considerate.  :hurray:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Driggz on July 21, 2009, 04:40:22 am
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? 3 years
2) What is your IG name?Dexxter_Kolta
3) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A?yes
4) Why do you want to join G.P.A?Because i want to protect all the grannies in Argonath city, making a better community for all the grannies :D
5) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Yes
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 21, 2009, 05:52:33 am
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? 3 years
2) What is your IG name?Dexxter_Kolta
3) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A?yes
4) Why do you want to join G.P.A?Because i want to protect all the grannies in Argonath city, making a better community for all the grannies :D
5) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Yes
Accepted as Associate, Welcome Driggz!
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Driggz on July 21, 2009, 05:53:18 am
Thanks matute, i will do my best to protect all the grannies :)
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: John_marshell on July 25, 2009, 08:16:12 am
ROFL matute!!! This is the kicker  :hah:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: TheRock on July 26, 2009, 12:03:49 am
Lol! BUMPing...  :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

ROFLMAO on 2nd reply of matute with grandsons :P

remove lupita  :( :( she left community...
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 26, 2009, 01:07:32 am
remove lupita  :( :( she left community...
I am still her granny <3
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on July 26, 2009, 01:12:36 am
I am still a grandson D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 26, 2009, 02:17:40 am
I am still a grandson D:
Yea, but you should stop changing names Akesl D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: TheRock on July 30, 2009, 06:48:43 pm
Grandsons

Lupita (Darling)

You fail hard ROFL!

She is "GrandDaughter"
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 31, 2009, 12:37:30 am
You fail hard ROFL!

She is "GrandDaughter"
I know she is a grandaughter, thats why i put darling next to her name D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Frederick on July 31, 2009, 03:55:54 am
I'm surprised I didn't notice this topic earlier.  You can always trust in Matute to do something for the grannies.  :razz:

Seems like this is going well so far.  Keep it up, and best of luck for the future.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on July 31, 2009, 04:04:35 am
add Mikkail_Jackson to grandson Matuteh :)
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 31, 2009, 08:15:01 pm
I'm surprised I didn't notice this topic earlier.  You can always trust in Matute to do something for the grannies.  :razz:

Seems like this is going well so far.  Keep it up, and best of luck for the future.
Lol thanks.

add Mikkail_Jackson to grandson Matuteh :)
Who the heck is that?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on July 31, 2009, 08:15:43 pm
You dont remember that guy? :(
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 31, 2009, 08:17:50 pm
You dont remember that guy? :(
You had so many names, that you made granny confuse :(
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on July 31, 2009, 08:19:32 pm
Dude, it's not me :(
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 31, 2009, 08:21:41 pm
Dude, it's not me :(
Yes its you you dub, then if you arent, who is it?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on July 31, 2009, 08:22:37 pm
Yes its you you dub, then if you arent, who is it?

You are Oma_Kolta right?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on July 31, 2009, 08:27:37 pm
You are Oma_Kolta right?
Oma Kolta is another cool granny that i met long time ago.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on July 31, 2009, 08:44:53 pm
Seriously? lol.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Leonardo on August 01, 2009, 12:33:04 am
Fabio told meh he was going to his Granny's house and told me to dont tell to you because you was going to be mad because Fabio isnt going to visit you. :o
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on August 01, 2009, 01:07:40 am
Seriously? lol.
:) Granny mind tricks are the bests this days.

Fabio told meh he was going to his Granny's house and told me to dont tell to you because you was going to be mad because Fabio isnt going to visit you. :o
That ponk, im going to rape him nao
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Leonardo on August 01, 2009, 09:07:24 pm
Btw,you will be there at my Wedding you will mai Granny? D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Fabio on August 01, 2009, 10:05:10 pm
:) Granny mind tricks are the bests this days.
That ponk, im going to rape him nao


Nooooooooo
/me flys to South Africa.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on August 01, 2009, 11:33:37 pm
Btw,you will be there at my Wedding you will mai Granny? D:
Of course i will.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: IceColdx on August 02, 2009, 11:00:09 am
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? since march 08
2) What is your IG name? [IC]Mike, Matute knows me as [MS13]Dacolaz Lawl<---
3) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A?Yes
4) Why do you want to join G.P.A? To Protect All! Grannies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Abouso, f**king Lutely!!!
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on August 02, 2009, 06:25:24 pm
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1) How long have you been playing on Argonath RPG? since march 08
2) What is your IG name? [IC]Mike, Matute knows me as [MS13]Dacolaz Lawl<---
3) Are you a legal citizen of the U.S.A?Yes
4) Why do you want to join G.P.A? To Protect All! Grannies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) Are you going to defend all the grannies, anytime, anywhere and above all things? Abouso, f**king Lutely!!!
Lol, Accepted as Associate, welcome ^^
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Leonardo on August 02, 2009, 09:55:20 pm
Of course i will.

Lies.

You wasnt there D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on August 03, 2009, 12:55:04 am
Lies.

You wasnt there D:
:gd: I was busy with some matters  :roll:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Kessu on August 03, 2009, 01:00:34 am
Weddings with full of DMing, drugs, whiskey, spamming (by me)... ahhh.. So funny :D
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Leonardo on August 03, 2009, 03:30:55 pm
:gd: I was busy with some matters  :roll:

Raping Fabio? :D

Weddings with full of DMing, drugs, whiskey, spamming (by me)... ahhh.. So funny :D

Lol true :)
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on August 20, 2009, 05:35:39 pm
Haha!!!  :D
I was away for a while and Matute's rape list is longer than ever.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Fabio on August 20, 2009, 06:08:45 pm
D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: D.Smokes on August 21, 2009, 12:53:40 pm
heheh i lolled on this one !  :banana:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on August 28, 2009, 03:27:56 am
/me goes to G.P.A HQ and sticks an Announcement at the door, with tears coming down from his eyes...

The Tragic Day has come, it was either God or Human Kind who was going to finish this, sadly, Human Kind did. Mrs. Oma Kolta was found dead on August 28th at 2:34 am in a farm on the State of SA. Killer is still unknown for Police Department.  We still dont know if this was a hit by mafia, or just some junky guy, as she was found inside a farm. But, we got a photo which was taken by a Security Camera at the exact time she was killed, after that, we dont know why, but it shut down all of sudden. Even worse, killer's face is impossible to recognize, below this announcement is the picture. I hope that this awesome grandmother be remembered as the great person she was. She didnt leave a will, so the new Leader of Granny Protection Agency, will be me, Matute Kolta, hidden son of Oma Kolta. If you got any question about who i am or where did i come from, feel free to contact me.

                  Signed,
                              Matute Kolta



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Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aldo on August 28, 2009, 04:12:07 am
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wow: :wow: :wow:
GOOD LUCK LOL
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on August 28, 2009, 07:55:07 am
Oma D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Wolfe on August 29, 2009, 01:01:55 am
WHO THE FUCK DID IT ? :O


O.O
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on August 29, 2009, 07:24:11 am
WHO THE f**k DID IT ? :O
Thats a very good question.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on August 29, 2009, 04:18:30 pm
Sorry D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Dexter on August 30, 2009, 12:53:35 am
 :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

R.I.P MOMMA!

You are missed and we will not ever forget you and your loving existence. You will live on our hearts forever!

Yours
Favourite Grandson
Dexter
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Leonardo on August 30, 2009, 02:29:00 am
/me takes a plane and flys to San Andreas.
/me lands at Los Santos Airport.
/me takes a Taxi and goes immediatly to G.P.A HQ.
/me leaves a Flower and a paper at the Door and goes away crying a bit.

''Matute Kolta,i'm sure you'll do a very good job on the Charge of the G.P.A. Your momma were an great person and she will be not forgotten. As Dexter said:


You will live on our hearts forever!


Grandson and Kolta Family Member,Leonardo.



Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Drix on August 30, 2009, 07:20:16 pm
Drix comes back to San andreas form the trip he head
Drix  with a smile on his face takes a deep breath and thinks with himself
Drix says: Im back omma!! cant wait to see you
Drix calls a taxi and heads to his mums house
Drix steps out off the car and takes his bag in the trunk
Drix arives at his omma house and gets shocked
Drix sees soem yellow shirits  : DO NOT CROSS
Drix smiles thinking his grandma killed somone
Drix while entering on the house, notices dexter crying..
Drix walks foward him to ask wat happen




coninue dexter :)
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Dexter on August 30, 2009, 07:26:23 pm
Drix comes back to San andreas form the trip he head
Drix  with a smile on his face takes a deep breath and thinks with himself
Drix says: Im back omma!! cant wait to see you
Drix calls a taxi and heads to his mums house
Drix steps out off the car and takes his bag in the trunk
Drix arives at his omma house and gets shocked
Drix sees soem yellow shirits  : DO NOT CROSS
Drix smiles thinking his grandma killed somone
Drix while entering on the house, notices dexter crying..
Drix walks foward him to ask wat happen




coninue dexter :)

Dexter looks up to him and gets up and hugs him
Dexter cries and says : Our Momma got murdered
Dexter hugs tighter : She is dead
Dexter lets him go and sits to ground
Dexter covers his face with his hands and keep crying
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Drix on August 30, 2009, 07:31:25 pm
Drix :With tears on his eyes No.. Your joking no.. i.. Noooooo!!then shouts at dexter YOUR Lying !!She cant be dead !! This is so not real !!
Drix with tears on his eyes Leaves the house, and goes somewhere quiet...
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on September 24, 2009, 08:16:00 pm
Leonardo has been promoted to Co-Leader. :drunk:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 25, 2009, 12:21:47 am
Hey there Ms Kolta,
How is everything? I hope not too many grannies have dropped dead, I heard the terrible news about yo mamma. I shall grieve with you for evermore.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on September 25, 2009, 01:34:43 am
Hey there Ms Kolta,
How is everything? I hope not too many grannies have dropped dead, I heard the terrible news about yo mamma. I shall grieve with you for evermore.
Hi, yea, for some reason, she is alive again. People say that Dexter used black magic.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 25, 2009, 02:07:40 am
She is back?!
It's a miracle, praise thy Dexter!  :lol:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Dexter on September 25, 2009, 11:01:50 am
Hi, yea, for some reason, she is alive again. People say that Dexter used black magic.

Well anything for Momma  :D Only now I have t face consequences for using it   :roll:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 25, 2009, 09:28:01 pm
Well anything for Momma  :D Only now I have t face consequences for using it   :roll:


Lolz, what did you do with the big daddy by the way?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: TheRock on October 10, 2009, 10:46:43 pm
/me looks the memberlist and sees [TCL]Rock_Kolta
/me facepalms.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 11, 2009, 05:21:30 am
/me looks the memberlist and sees [TCL]Rock_Kolta
/me facepalms.
Updated
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Dexter on October 11, 2009, 10:37:01 am
(http://i44.tinypic.com/1z1zos1.jpg)
  • [LOLDONTKNOWWHATCLANHESIN]Rock_Kolta
:lol:
AV  :rofl:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 11, 2009, 07:23:21 pm
:lol:
AV  :rofl:
Oh, im going to update it again then. <3
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Fabio on October 11, 2009, 09:33:45 pm
granny invasion :s
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: blinker on October 11, 2009, 11:04:53 pm
granny invasion :s
nanageddon :D
[yt=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1RALNapSI[/yt]
Mighty Boosh ftw
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: TheRock on October 13, 2009, 01:41:38 pm
Roflmao...

Matute, couldn't you see the "In-Game" name on my profile? hahah...

granny is getting old and typos are getting more annoying time by time :/
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 13, 2009, 06:51:48 pm
Roflmao...

Matute, couldn't you see the "In-Game" name on my profile? hahah...

granny is getting old and typos are getting more annoying time by time :/
Forgot to take my pill, dont worry, im worse now.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 18, 2009, 08:58:02 pm
Granny Theme Song

1,2 Granny is coming for you
3,4 Better lock your bedroom door
5,6 Starting at the age of sixteen
7,8 Better be aware of them
8,9 Never wash your ass again!

credts: Freddy Krueger's song
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: TheRock on October 18, 2009, 11:43:38 pm
Okay. Imma sing this. LOL.!
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Alsatian on October 19, 2009, 12:08:46 am
I just browsed this topic's eight pages and I totally lol'd. Seems I have escaped the rape of the Grannies though. At least, for the moment. :>
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 19, 2009, 12:11:04 am
I just browsed this topic's eight pages and I totally lol'd. Seems I have escaped the rape of the Grannies though. At least, for the moment. :>
Thats because i cant play samp, I'll send someone else, dont worry.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Pancake on October 19, 2009, 12:20:50 pm
It was me who killed her. But you can't prove it. ROFLMAO.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Dexter on October 19, 2009, 03:03:45 pm
It was me who killed her. But you can't prove it. ROFLMAO.

Ah good to know  ;) You can except to see someone following you soon  :devroll:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 19, 2009, 07:20:36 pm
It was me who killed her. But you can't prove it. ROFLMAO.
Copycat! D:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: xu1gua on October 21, 2009, 05:11:13 pm
Matute you Playing SAMP or just Vice?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 22, 2009, 12:15:30 am
Matute you Playing SAMP or just Vice?
Currently i can only play MTA:SA and VC:MP. With samp, i cant cuz it keeps opening the freaking single player.
Nevermind that, im active on samp again :)
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on October 26, 2009, 05:16:37 pm
Granny Theme Song

1,2 Granny is coming for you
3,4 Better lock your bedroom door
5,6 Starting at the age of sixteen
7,8 Better be aware of them
8,9 Never wash your ass again!

credts: Freddy Krueger's song



I so want to see you singing that - put it on youtube.  :D
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 26, 2009, 05:23:29 pm


I so want to see you singing that - put it on youtube.  :D
Salmonella told me he want to do it :P
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on October 26, 2009, 05:56:01 pm
Salmonella told me he want to do it :P


Oh damn him, he can't sing like a true granny!  :lol:

 :ps: I don't know how I heard this but G.P.A. could stand for Granny Prostitution Agency...hmm...
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 26, 2009, 06:02:08 pm
  :ps: I don't know how I heard this but G.P.A. could stand for Granny Prostitution Agency...hmm...
Granny past must not be revealed.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on October 26, 2009, 06:05:40 pm
Granny past must not be revealed.


Oh oopsies.
Tehe, is Granny Protection Agency just a cover up?
Now you don't offer your services, you just abduct people and they never come back....until they emerge as old grannies.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on October 26, 2009, 06:12:29 pm


Oh oopsies.
Tehe, is Granny Protection Agency just a cover up?
Now you don't offer your services, you just abduct people and they never come back....until they emerge as old grannies.
Stop :@
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Kessu on November 03, 2009, 08:54:57 pm
Me haZ no wife and no childrens, noticed just by now  :rofl:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Dexter on November 03, 2009, 11:56:49 pm
Me haZ no wife and no childrens, noticed just by now  :rofl:

Good boi  :lol: Very sharp notification  :rofl:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 04, 2009, 03:12:12 pm
Me haZ no wife and no childrens, noticed just by now  :rofl:
Oka, i wrote the real reason :)
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on November 04, 2009, 03:14:15 pm
Instead of (Mikail something) at grandsons you can add this :>

Akselbaba (Awesome dude, my best grandson :> )
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 04, 2009, 03:34:10 pm
Oka, updated again.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on November 04, 2009, 03:35:57 pm
fu
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Alsatian on November 04, 2009, 10:28:49 pm
Owned Aksel, LOL!  :lol:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Kessu on November 11, 2009, 08:59:04 pm
Oka, i wrote the real reason :)
NO! I did not kill her (I never had kids lol)  :lol:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 11, 2009, 09:11:38 pm
NO! I did not kill her (I never had kids lol)  :lol:
You did :>. And you did have kids, one was named Loiku and the other one Woshi.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Fabio on November 11, 2009, 10:00:01 pm
you granny's are evil... D:

one of you tryed to rape me the other day.. :cry:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 12, 2009, 02:50:37 am
you granny's are evil... D:

one of you tryed to rape me the other day.. :cry:
No moan here plz. Use [email protected]
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on November 12, 2009, 08:00:04 am
No moan here plz. Use [email protected]

Not working, I tried [email protected] - but it dident work either...
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: JDC on November 12, 2009, 01:39:00 pm
Not working, I tried [email protected] - but it dident work either...

It's [email protected] :lol:

When I was new to SA:MP, Xavas / Jake and me made a group called [OAP] or Old Age Pensioners, made of old the destitute who begged support from the citizens.

This group rocks!
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 12, 2009, 05:29:05 pm
Not working, I tried [email protected] - but it dident work either...
That email is wRONg, if [email protected] doesnt work, use. [email protected] IF neither of them work, too bad.
It's [email protected] :lol:

When I was new to SA:MP, Xavas / Jake and me made a group called [OAP] or Old Age Pensioners, made of old the destitute who begged support from the citizens.

This group rocks!
Lol xD
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on November 22, 2009, 08:05:19 pm
Hench granny *coughs* sig Matuteeee.
Which one do I get to be!?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 22, 2009, 08:09:04 pm
Hench granny *coughs* sig Matuteeee.
Which one do I get to be!?
Your invisible
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on November 22, 2009, 08:12:27 pm
Your invisible


Woo!
Wait a min, is that kind of saying, you have hid me under your dress? :o
Or just saying, I am not wanted? Haha
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 22, 2009, 10:34:29 pm
Both of them :P
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: BarbarSforza on November 24, 2009, 07:05:26 pm
can i be grand daughter?  :lol:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 24, 2009, 09:07:23 pm
can i be grand daughter?  :lol:
You've always been one.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on November 29, 2009, 05:32:38 pm
Both of them :P

F u granny!
Grannies are so mean these days.

By the way, am I your favourite grand daughter? Hehe..
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on November 29, 2009, 06:30:25 pm
By the way, am I your favourite grand daughter? Hehe..
It depends, are you a girl?

Post Merge: November 29, 2009, 06:32:19 pm
Added wife and husband.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: xu1gua on December 03, 2009, 01:03:25 pm
Is this still active?
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on December 03, 2009, 06:36:18 pm
Maybe
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: ~Legend~ on December 06, 2009, 12:38:10 pm
It depends, are you a girl?


I think you may know the answer as you are such a "wise" granny
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on December 06, 2009, 04:39:01 pm


I think you may know the answer as you are such a "wise" granny
I cant trust your profile, sorry.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: JDC on December 07, 2009, 02:31:39 pm
You forgot me as Kolta member! :(
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on April 27, 2010, 02:31:29 am
Hi,

   We, the grannies, moved to MTA:SA and we are ready to take over whole country, we are still looking for new members to join our organization, to protect the grannies everywhere but at this point we are focusing in THIS particular country.

Thanks for your time,

                              Matute ''Oma'' Kolta

Please notice this letter was wrote while I still was on my medication, hence the good  handwriting.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: JDC on April 27, 2010, 07:11:08 am
Soon grannies will take over the whole world :)
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Daco on April 27, 2010, 08:13:19 am
Soon grannies will take over the whole world :)

why
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Aksel on April 27, 2010, 02:15:28 pm
Soon grannies will take over the whole world :)

No, not really.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on April 27, 2010, 06:29:35 pm
We will see about that Daco and Aksel...
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on May 02, 2010, 08:27:13 pm
News

If you wish to be in G.P.A. you will now have to USE the [GPA] tag.

Post Merge: May 03, 2010, 09:38:04 pm
Remember tomorrow (May 4th at 20:00) the Granny Event that is going to be held at LV AP!!
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on May 22, 2010, 05:48:08 pm
We are now allied with the White Shadows Clan (http://wshadows.com).
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Ziad on May 22, 2010, 10:20:49 pm
1337 agency  :rofl:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: MorlanV on June 08, 2010, 12:18:58 pm
Can I be one of your Grandsons, Matute? :3
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on June 08, 2010, 06:57:38 pm
Can I be one of your Grandsons, Matute? :3
Sure, everyone can :D
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Fabio on June 09, 2010, 12:22:32 pm
evil granny u tryed to rape me... :roll:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Emre on June 09, 2010, 01:32:56 pm
Hmm...Is it possible that GrandpaNicholes is your Husband? :rofl:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: cumbia_chorra on June 09, 2010, 06:58:27 pm
Hmm...Is it possible that GrandpaNicholes is your Husband? :rofl:
Sorry, I do not know that man.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: MorlanV on June 10, 2010, 02:32:51 pm
Sorry, I do not know that man.

Don't talk to him, he is both male and female xD
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Matute on February 14, 2015, 09:10:21 pm
Agency is back and ready to continue to fight for those who cant do it by themselves, hopefully it goes better this time. If you wish to be a part of it just contact me in game and we will discuss about it. Thank you and go grannies! :gand:
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Reckless on February 14, 2015, 09:24:15 pm
Matute spotted crossing the street today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-drzXcZ_Ns
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Axison on February 14, 2015, 09:40:20 pm
Welcome back Grannies.
Title: Re: G.P.A ~~ Granny Protection Agency ~~
Post by: Matute on February 15, 2015, 01:17:38 am
Haha thats why you dont mess with me!  :dead:
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