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Title: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 13, 2009, 09:50:15 am: Sorry, I dont wanna look childish, but I had to share this.
Ever saw this kind of advertisements on Argonath Forums ...

LOL..

(http://i44.tinypic.com/23hw2zb.jpg)

It's in Dutch, but translated to English:

"Look on www.erectieplein.nl for information about erection-problems.

ErectionSquare......"

Yeah right....what advertisement is next? :redface:
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: rJCaiG on June 13, 2009, 11:41:17 am: Google ads are based on keywords found on the page you're browsing.

:trust:
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 13, 2009, 12:48:48 pm: But this is not Google Ads
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: rJCaiG on June 13, 2009, 12:51:30 pm: It's called Google Adsense. People pay money to be shown on ads with keywords relating to their company/product.
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Tovenaarke on June 13, 2009, 12:55:36 pm: Quote from: GiacJr on June 13, 2009, 11:41:17 am
Google ads are based on keywords found on the page you're browsing.

:trust:

HAHAHAHAHA!! Nexxt! man! I lol'ed on that part :rofl:
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 13, 2009, 01:00:01 pm: But that bar, down the forums - is not Google Adsense ..
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: rJCaiG on June 13, 2009, 01:01:02 pm: Click (https://www.google.com/adsense/login/en_AU/?gsessionid=_ILeQYeAChpmZ9myrCfygA)
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Brains on June 13, 2009, 01:01:52 pm: Quote from: Tovenaarke on June 13, 2009, 12:55:36 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!! Nexxt! man! I lol'ed on that part :rofl:

Hahahah :rofl:
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 13, 2009, 01:05:31 pm: https://www.yieldmanager.com/

No Google Adsense, but Yieldmanager...
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: rJCaiG on June 13, 2009, 01:07:00 pm: The page goes through YieldManager -_-
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 13, 2009, 01:07:41 pm: Quote from: GiacJr on June 13, 2009, 01:07:00 pm
The page goes through YieldManager -_-

Explain me why, this is a picture ...
and not text like Google Adsense
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Brains on June 13, 2009, 01:10:27 pm: Nexxt, why dont we have that ad? Because we dont have erection problems..You should visit the doctor :rofl:
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on June 13, 2009, 01:23:16 pm: Quote from: Brains on June 13, 2009, 01:10:27 pm
Nexxt, why dont we have that ad? Because we dont have erection problems..You should visit the doctor :rofl:

I don't see it because I use Firefox with AdBlock Plus
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: rJCaiG on June 13, 2009, 01:27:08 pm: Me too, but I know which ad space he's talking about.
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 13, 2009, 01:43:43 pm: Quote from: Brains on June 13, 2009, 01:10:27 pm
Nexxt, why dont we have that ad? Because we dont have erection problems..You should visit the doctor :rofl:

Wanna test it?
But yeah, I wont get an erection if you are talking this about me :(((

I need something else for that...
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Altair_Carter on June 13, 2009, 06:24:11 pm: Quote from: Nexxt on June 13, 2009, 01:43:43 pm

I need something else for that...[/font]
The internet is for PORN
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: tiderman on June 13, 2009, 07:51:27 pm: Gotta love random ads. Especially the ones like "YOU'RE THE 1,014,801,297,517,245TH VISITOR YOU HAVE WON! CLICK HERE!" *seizure flashing*, those are my favorite ads.

Quote from: 9r2e5i3k on June 13, 2009, 01:23:16 pm
I don't see it because I use Firefox with AdBlock Plus
Alright, well if you have erection problems I guess you should see a doctor or some specialist..
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Dave on June 13, 2009, 10:08:22 pm: We had penis and breast enlargemnt on the AV forums :D
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: SugarD on June 14, 2009, 06:22:27 am: Quote from: GiacJr on June 13, 2009, 01:07:00 pm
The page goes through YieldManager -_-
Google bought YieldManager, a known adware company...

Google failed hard with that purchase.
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Roadkill on June 14, 2009, 09:43:14 am: Quote from: GiacJr on June 13, 2009, 11:41:17 am
Google ads are based on keywords found on the page you're browsing.

:trust:

So... It is still funny. :trust:
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on June 14, 2009, 10:59:01 am: Quote from: tiderman on June 13, 2009, 07:51:27 pm
Alright, well if you have erection problems I guess you should see a doctor or some specialist..
If I had problems, I would go to a doctor and not click on internet ads :lol:
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 14, 2009, 11:13:10 am: I wonder what they will do with ya willy on that site ...
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Hyper on June 16, 2009, 08:42:15 pm: Quote from: Nexxt on June 14, 2009, 11:13:10 am
I wonder what they will do with ya willy on that site ...

Tell us when you found out.

Anyways, Nexxt, visit your local doctor and not google. :)

+you just got pwned ;)
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 16, 2009, 09:59:28 pm: Quote from: Hyper on June 16, 2009, 08:42:15 pm
Tell us when you found out.

Anyways, Nexxt, visit your local doctor and not google. :)

+you just got pwned ;)

Seems, you still not understand they are 'random' and not based on 'keywords'
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Altair_Carter on June 17, 2009, 11:11:47 am: Quote from: Nexxt on June 16, 2009, 09:59:28 pm
Seems, you still not understand they are 'random' and not based on 'keywords'
Quote from: GiacJr on June 13, 2009, 11:41:17 am
Google ads are based on keywords found on the page you're browsing.

:trust:
And GoogleAds are connected with YieldManager.
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Nexxt on June 17, 2009, 11:32:25 am: Quote from: Altair_Carter on June 17, 2009, 11:11:47 am
And GoogleAds are connected with YieldManager.

Yes, but still. YieldManager is NOT based on keywords in this case..
Or explain me then, why I now see an advertisement about TBD - a deadly desease:)
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Altair_Carter on June 17, 2009, 01:41:28 pm: Quote from: Nexxt on June 17, 2009, 11:32:25 am

Or explain me then, why I now see an advertisement about TBD - a deadly desease:)[/font]
Wait a little more.
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: 9r2e5i3k on June 17, 2009, 06:03:37 pm: lol, the next one will be a funeal agency.
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: Harald on June 19, 2009, 05:11:42 pm: In my ass I have!
Or...?

(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3579/namnlsm.png)
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: MikeUK on June 19, 2009, 06:31:00 pm: Quote from: Nexxt on June 17, 2009, 11:32:25 am
Yes, but still. YieldManager is NOT based on keywords in this case..
Or explain me then, why I now see an advertisement about TBD - a deadly desease:)
It is based on the Google Searches made and relates main keywords to related words.

I.E: Searching Penis will get Erectile Help
Searching Illness will get the TBD
Searching SPAM gets "1 NEW MESSAGE" ect.
Title: Re: Nice advertisements.
Post by: David_Omid on June 20, 2009, 03:18:49 pm: The best ones are those ones saying "you are the millionth person to view this website! You win a prize!" because my step brother actually falls for those...

"I am the millionth person to go on this site and I win a prize? OH MY GOD! AWESOME!"