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Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Abraham on June 16, 2007, 03:28:34 am

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Post by: Abraham on June 16, 2007, 03:28:34 am
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Post by: rJCaiG on June 16, 2007, 03:30:11 am
Cool.  ;)

I didn't read it all, but that was disturbing.
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Post by: Gandalf on June 16, 2007, 11:02:34 am
Next time you feel the need to have deep thought try to solve this problem.

If you can not go down on stairs that are going up and can not go up on stairs that are going down, then why do you not have two stairs in your house ?
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Post by: tiderman on June 16, 2007, 11:35:46 am
LMAO now i got headake
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Post by: T r o j a n TM on June 16, 2007, 12:28:24 pm
WTF? I smell fish! :conf:
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Post by: Legolas on June 16, 2007, 12:36:29 pm
Soo you drive a spotr's car with one place left. All over you is storm. Sudenly you see on bus stop three people. Your best friend, old lady and beautiful woman. What you should do? Hmm.. you can take your best friend. But do you leave old granny at storm... an woman off your life also. That would be not good. Ok you take old granny, but you have another problem. You have to leave woman of your life and your best friend. It is also not good. Then you change mind, lets take woman off your life... yeah. But hey, do you leave there your best friend and old granny. Then you ask yourself. Why i not buy the mini van? ...  :idea:
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Post by: Gimli on June 16, 2007, 01:10:35 pm
Soo you drive a spotr's car with one place left. All over you is storm. Sudenly you see on bus stop three people. Your best friend, old lady and beautiful woman. What you should do? Hmm.. you can take your best friend. But do you leave old granny at storm... an woman off your life also. That would be not good. Ok you take old granny, but you have another problem. You have to leave woman of your life and your best friend. It is also not good. Then you change mind, lets take woman off your life... yeah. But hey, do you leave there your best friend and old granny. Then you ask yourself. Why i not buy the mini van? ...  :idea:

I'd take the woman of my life :(
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Post by: Legolas on June 16, 2007, 04:28:16 pm
Yeah i read this all. Maybe you saw movie  "Joe Dirt", this is kinda same, weird story. "Legend of Joe Dirt" souns same as "Legend of Abraham " 
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Post by: Gimli on June 16, 2007, 06:53:54 pm
okey, so if anyone has actually been reading what i'v been posting. they know i like poo alot, and potatoes. so i want YOU, and not the guy next to you, but YOU to go take a dump then come back to the computer and explain to me exactly how you felt when you made the dookie.

And i would also like if YOU could tell me how you write the word: poo in your language.
In sweden we call it "bajs", and now i gotta talk about poo because its realy awsome. How come poo is brown? why not green? and why not the colour of the food you eat, and why does it always have pieces of corn in it  :trust:

and towards the people who dosnt enjoy the feeling of pooping, **** off. pooing is the greatest shit ever made. you just sit there on the toilet, maybe reading a newspaper or writing on the comp if you got a laptop and all off a sudden all this brown shit starts to flush out of your ass. and then you sit there for atleast 10 min after you finished your dump, then you whipe your buttom (in most cases) then if you'r not a freak, you wash your hands whipe the hands and then you go back to argonath RPG saying: lol i just made the biggest shit ever made!

Diarea, im not sure if its the word or not, but i think it is. please tell me how to spell this word in your language, in sweden i think its spelled: Dearé or something like that im not 100% sure, i realy dont enjoy having diarea since it goes to fast, so you cant realy enjoy it. pluss it smells alot worse then real ferm poo does. and why do you think diarea has a more light brown color then the poo that has a realy brown brown color?

 :gun: -
Abe :weed:

In lithuanian poo is called "šūdas" :D.

Love-
xcasio :weed:
Title: Re: Off Topic
Post by: Gimli on June 17, 2007, 06:33:18 pm
Love-
xcasio :weed:

*cough**cough*

Love-
xcasio :weed:
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Post by: gr4nt on June 17, 2007, 06:46:49 pm
If you want to set your password to '******' how do you prevent it being shown when you type it in?
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Post by: Gimli on June 17, 2007, 06:50:06 pm
Someone's stealing my thing >=(

Love-
Abe :weed:
Lol, you finally realised :P

Cheers,
-xcasio :)
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Post by: Radagast on June 17, 2007, 07:43:58 pm
If you want to set your password to '******' how do you prevent it being shown when you type it in?

Get Windows XP, then you get:

"●●●●●●●●●"

=D

Hate-

John  :weed:
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Post by: 9r2e5i3k on June 17, 2007, 07:59:06 pm
Love-
Abe :weed:
Cheers,
-xcasio :)
Hate-

John  :weed:

I dont know why do you type something like love- Joe or something... why not put it in your sig?? Then you dont have to type it all over again  ;)


Hunger-
  9r2e5i3k   2 x  :weed: +  :) = :fly:
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Post by: 9r2e5i3k on June 17, 2007, 08:29:28 pm
Well my name is already in my sig.. and a nice picture i made to look at :D
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Post by: Gimli on June 17, 2007, 08:46:27 pm
And now you'r modding it?! >=(((

Love-
Abe :weed:

No!
I always type Good luck or cheers or something :P

Cheers,
-xcasio ;)
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Post by: Gimli on June 17, 2007, 10:22:31 pm
How dare you lie to me? i know your game... i know your kind of people, all you do is steal other peoples "things" then you remake it in a fresh and nippy way making people think that you created it from the start wich you didnt cause the guy to the left didnt like the banana   :trust:

Love-
Abe :weed:

Why did you have to make my brain explode... Why...? :( :(

Cheers!
-xcasio ;)
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Post by: T r o j a n TM on June 26, 2007, 08:11:20 pm
OMFG WOOOO PANTIE ATACK!!! I LOVE NIPPLES AND CHEESE. WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS! I LOVE GRANDMOTHER'S ASS CRAZZLE FAZZLE DAZZLE!

Sorry, I hade a bit of an Off Topic moment there.
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Post by: T r o j a n TM on June 26, 2007, 11:11:18 pm
I wounder if im allowed to advertise other radio stations on this forums exept for Argonath Gouverment Radio...

Nope, that's against forum rules. You can advertise a web site, I believe, but just not a web site for another multi player game server.
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Post by: PMP on June 27, 2007, 01:22:07 am
ze bezt topic ever, congratz!
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Post by: Radagast on June 27, 2007, 01:21:02 pm
ze bezt topic ever, congratz!

Are vee beink germann here? If zo, vee vill neet to be vell beheft!
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Post by: PMP on June 28, 2007, 12:45:04 am
LOL we are making fun of our server nacionality.
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Post by: tiderman on June 28, 2007, 10:57:53 pm
Yes, now lets eat "mögelost" !!!!1½
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Post by: PMP on June 29, 2007, 12:34:59 am
 :trust: What?  :trust:
( -_-') Ohh yeah swedish rule, SAAB and Volvo and stuff...  Must besomething like that your talking about. :neutral:
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Post by: Zoikkeli on July 03, 2007, 08:16:04 pm
hmm... i want to ask this thing... (i hope you dont keep me freak or anything)  :D well.. here i go... Do you guys masturbate.... I do and i like it (ofcourse  :lol: ) so... how many of you (girls and boys) have or does masturbate(d).. and how often, and whats the weirdest place you have masturbated... ( i know.. i know i have bad english  :) )

I think the weirdest place  i have masturbated is at my uncles room (with my cousin we read po*n magazines and wanked   :D  )
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Post by: Zoikkeli on July 03, 2007, 08:57:09 pm
so what? with one cousin we didnt do anything else than wanked... hes like a best friend for me  :D
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Post by: Zoikkeli on July 03, 2007, 09:05:00 pm
First thing.. im 15... we didnt look eachothers dicks... and i dont care what some 80years old impotent :gand: says about my wanking... and im not gay!
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Post by: Zoikkeli on July 03, 2007, 09:14:28 pm
we were at place wheres no computer.. so tell me how can we wank to porn? and as i said i dont care do you keep it perv wanking with cousin in same room....

Abraham: seeing as you can get real life pussy anytime,  ... i want to see you can get pussy anytime you want   :lol:

and im interested to hear why you think youre weird... :) if you dont want to talk it here PM me then or add me to msn and tell me 
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Post by: PMP on July 03, 2007, 10:08:30 pm
I'm 16, and wanking with other people is NOT normal in my opinion. you are a perv, and should leave this topic  :neutral:

(  wanking to a porn magazine is kinda lame, seeing as you can get real life pussy anytime, + there is porn on the internet, OMFG THE GIRLS MOVE!!!  )

SHHH, the guy who watches animalsex sites is talking.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: tiderman on July 03, 2007, 10:23:12 pm
SHHH, the guy who watches animalsex sites is talking.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yes we know that ur talking PMP :neutral:

Anyways.. that.. finish guy who wanked with his cousin. O.O
What were you thinking meantime? . o (omfg i liek totaly pwn him in masturbating) ??
Title: Re: Off Topic
Post by: PMP on July 03, 2007, 10:40:04 pm
SHHH, the guy who watches animalsex sites is talking.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: :lol: :lol:
I meant abraham, i only watch quality porn. Like moneytalks.com. Not just porn but also entertainement.

(the site i menctioned is protected by netnany and other antiporn progs. so don't say I'm inciting to porn watching.)
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Post by: CM Daniel on July 03, 2007, 10:45:23 pm
I meant abraham, i only watch quality porn. Like moneytalks.com. Not just porn but also entertainement.

(the site i menctioned is protected by netnany and other antiporn progs. so don't say I'm inciting to porn watching.)

Heh, money is no expense when it comes down to porn :roll:

And jezus christ, if some parents have been so..uuuhh.."protective" of somebody and they've installed any antiporn program. Just simply click the 'uninstall' button :lol:  :rofl:
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Post by: PMP on July 03, 2007, 10:50:14 pm
Heh, money is no expense when it comes down to porn :roll:

And jezus christ, if some parents have been so..uuuhh.."protective" of somebody and they've installed any antiporn program. Just simply click the 'uninstall' button :lol:  :rofl:
Actually they are protected by password and netnany isn't a prog but a website that send to porn sites the IPs to block.
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Post by: PMP on July 03, 2007, 10:55:34 pm
removed now this is cuality porn!
BTW it is a site with lots of pedigree  :lol:  :lol: :lol:
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Post by: tiderman on July 03, 2007, 11:30:04 pm
EDIT: send me a PM if you want to know the adress to this wounderful site.
Ahahahahahahahhahahah :rofl: With the dogs and horses that PMP have saved as a bookmark?
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Post by: PMP on July 04, 2007, 02:30:29 pm
No I haven't!!!  :mad:
I don't bookmark porn sites!!!  :mad:
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Post by: Niitro on July 04, 2007, 02:47:08 pm
No I haven't!!!  :mad:
I don't bookmark porn sites!!!  :mad:
Ohh yeah, you write the down in a note book ... :lol:
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Post by: PMP on July 09, 2007, 10:06:06 pm
Ohh yeah, you write the down in a note book ... :lol:
Stop this nonsence, the kind of sites I visit it's none of your bussiness, plus, I'm over 18.
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Post by: _ALIENS_ on July 10, 2007, 01:07:34 am
Ohh yea this is ql  :rofl: :lol:
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Post by: Aragorn on July 16, 2007, 05:51:23 pm
ALIENS - first forum warning...
Stop flood forum topics and double posting...
Admin: Aragorn
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Post by: Dome on July 16, 2007, 06:49:29 pm
Stop this nonsence, the kind of sites I visit it's none of your bussiness, plus, I'm over 18.
So what, You should be over 18 if you watch porn
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Post by: tiderman on July 16, 2007, 07:25:29 pm
ql?
I think it stands for 'kewl' .. :D
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Post by: Jubin on July 16, 2007, 07:33:02 pm
ql=kewl? ok as I understand kewl=kool. ok lets go a bit further with that one kool=school so if you want to type school just type ql
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Post by: tiderman on July 16, 2007, 08:16:46 pm
ql=kewl? ok as I understand kewl=kool. ok lets go a bit further with that one kool=school so if you want to type school just type ql
haha :rofl: Yeah
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Post by: Dome on July 16, 2007, 11:20:58 pm
so, i went to ql yesterday and it was frikin kewl!
So you went to skool yesterday and it was chicken skool?
thats kewl  :cool:
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Post by: Dome on July 17, 2007, 01:20:40 am
I went to school, not skool. and yes it was cheuwl
School isnt Cheuwl*
** Cheuwl is a slang for chinchocky witch means chihuahua in Clingtonian
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Post by: Dome on July 17, 2007, 02:28:21 am
cool  :eek:
Posted on: July 17, 2007, 12:21:22 AM
Lol, Dome. It looks like its only you and me on the forums now :D

thinking of going to sleep, how bout' you?
Hmm idk since my dad came home and i cant really be on the pc atm (punishment 3 weeks no PC) and im having the internet of my neighbours without permission i think yes really last full forum check and then ill leave
Posted on: July 17, 2007, 01:24:02 AM
I think the forums died now im waiting 2 mins and if there are no new posts im leaving, have a good night guys  :cool:
Title: Re: Off Topic
Post by: Dome on July 17, 2007, 04:36:33 pm
Meh i couldnt sleep for 4 hours last night so i woke up at 3 PM so yes my day is pretty much over now
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Post by: Abraham on July 26, 2007, 11:27:11 am
Party at my house, anyone wanna come? (sweden)

-BYOB :)
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Post by: tiderman on July 26, 2007, 04:12:21 pm
Party at my house, anyone wanna come? (sweden)

-BYOB :)
Yeah why not
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Post by: KriminalAer on July 26, 2007, 05:12:31 pm
Im there! Lemme get a bus and then a train and then a ferry and i'll be there soon!

I will bring you a potato/tomato pie, since you like them so much  :lol:
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Post by: ItwasBrad on September 12, 2007, 10:22:53 pm
DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK GOOSE!
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Post by: PMP on September 13, 2007, 05:24:13 pm
whatever, this forum is getting slow anyway.
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