Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Forum Games => Topic started by: BlueFox on October 04, 2009, 09:23:06 pm
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just simply look at the person above you, and kill them in any way you want
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fire.
I'd burn the furry coat off first.
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Permban him from forums and IG (restrict any Argonath contact )
Then slowly watch him die of depression :rofl: :rofl:
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Permban him from forums and IG (restrict any Argonath contact )
Then slowly watch him die of depression :rofl: :rofl:
I wouldn't get depression because of that :/
I'd inject Luke with a liquid that removes his retard gene. Sadly, his whole brain would consume itself in the process.
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omg always wanted to kill Oll D:
First I would gauge out your eyes with a blunt screw driver. Then I would make you eat them. Then I would slit your throat, cut your dick off and put your dick into the whole in your throat. If you're not dead by then I'd slap you with you willy till you die.
(:
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I'd stab you 666 times with a fork, you'd look like french cheese after that.
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Here we go...
I would wrap you up in cling film, stab you in the heart, wrap the evidence up and dump you in the Pacific Ocean
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ill Get a gun and shoot him 1337 times :P
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Beat him to a pulp with fists.
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I'd inject Luke with a liquid that removes his retard gene. Sadly, his whole brain would consume itself in the process.
I know you wouldn't get a depression state from that but sadly there are people that can get that not just from SAMP
I see indirect provoking here. Tell me you completed human evolution ( now lets return to the topic )
I would put on my martens shoes put your head on a sidewalk jump from 3 meters and flaten your skull...If you weren't dead by then i would get a sledgehammer break your knees on the opposite sides and then use a chainsaw cut your torso and make spaghetti's out of your Colorectal and then let you eat them
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Hit him a few times in the head with a guitar. :P
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Shovel
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I wouldn't, I'd just have a drink with him.
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shove my tail down your throat and watch you suffocate, and if the tail dont work, Plan B ^^
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Screwdriver.
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ElMartu
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I swear i was thinking to type what u just typed Oliver :P I was waiting for you to be the one above me D:
I wouldnt kill him, i'd invite him to my home give him my car keys and let him drive and make a few spins around, then come back home smoke some Marlboro drink, and eat, then smoke again, then ill let him sleep on my bed
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I swear i was thinking to type what u just typed Oliver :P I was waiting for you to be the one above me D:
I wouldnt kill him, i'd invite him to my home give him my car keys and let him drive and make a few spins around, then come back home smoke some Marlboro drink, and eat, then smoke again, then ill let him sleep on my bed
That last part sounded really gay. I'd rather sleep on the couch D: .
DESCRIBE THE HORRORS YOU'D DO WITH HEAT
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i would show him his face and he will die
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SHIT
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I'll throw shit at your face, then make you drown with your own pee.
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with the /die command ^^
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Tell me you completed human evolution ( now lets return to the topic )
It only proves Oliver's point by you asking if he "completed evolution". No one has, evolution is still taking place. Stop with your psuedo-intelligent attitude, please.
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Dildo
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Dressed as a cataphract warrior
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I'd tie wayne up, and get my horse to have a fun time with him..
(google 2guys1horse if you really want to know what I am talking about)
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I'd come into his home, rape his parents and kill any siblings he has. Then, I would kiss his neck and make him wake up, and cock slap him, knocking him out. I would then transport him via van to my lair. At my lair, I would take off his clothes, and turn the heat down. This lack of heat would cause him to have an erection, which would be useful. I would tie him down, and jizz on his face to wake him up. Once awaken, I would kiss him on the lips, allowing spit to go in his mouth. I would ejaculate on his stomach, then rub it around his body, only to licked off right after. I would start feeling his penis with my sticky hand. Once I would get hard enough, I would rub my dick against his, and lick his balls. I would get really horny and suck his dick dry. Then I would guide his penis into my anus, then my penis into his. After that, I would reach for a chainsaw, and cut off both his arms. I would use his right arm to masturbate himself. After awhile, I would get tired. I would use knife to cut him open. I would take out all his internal organs and feed them to my other physically and sexually abused captives. I would jizz on him one last time, and leave him there.
More or less.
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Put him in a SAW movie. :D
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Simple.
Drown him.
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I'd use a Howitzer, manned by a very efficient team of U.S. Marines.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/4-14_Marines_in_Fallujah.jpg)
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...Kinda disturbing :rofl:
1-Take out a flame thrower and force you're mouth open, and burn it
2-Take sniper rifle, blow you're leg off
3-Shoot off fingers and feet
4-Slap him a couple of times, watch him suffer
5-Take out a spoon and dig the eye balls out of there sockets
6-Force him to eat them
7-Take out the wrench and one by one force out his teeth
8-Force his tongue out with wrench
9-Pull his pants down and whisper: This is the worst part
10-Tie a rope around his balls, hook them up with car and rip them off at full acceleration
11-Scrape his di*k off with a rock
12-Before leaving put a humongous dildo up his ass
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...Kinda disturbing :rofl:
I do believe I see an understatement.
Love. <3
I'd smother you to death with love. <3
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I will show you the true meaning of pain! I'll strap you into a chair and make you listen to some corny Tokio Hotel Song for 100 hours straight! Bahahahahahaha!!!!
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I'd come into his home, rape his parents and kill any siblings he has. Then, I would kiss his neck and make him wake up, and cock slap him, knocking him out. I would then transport him via van to my lair. At my lair, I would take off his clothes, and turn the heat down. This lack of heat would cause him to have an erection, which would be useful. I would tie him down, and jizz on his face to wake him up. Once awaken, I would kiss him on the lips, allowing spit to go in his mouth. I would ejaculate on his stomach, then rub it around his body, only to licked off right after. I would start feeling his penis with my sticky hand. Once I would get hard enough, I would rub my dick against his, and lick his balls. I would get really horny and suck his dick dry. Then I would guide his penis into my anus, then my penis into his. After that, I would reach for a chainsaw, and cut off both his arms. I would use his right arm to masturbate himself. After awhile, I would get tired. I would use knife to cut him open. I would take out all his internal organs and feed them to my other physically and sexually abused captives. I would jizz on him one last time, and leave him there.
boy i love sucking cock
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Warning: Disturbing
1-tie you up and put a gas heater under you're balls, light it up to low temperature and watch you scream
2-cut off you're full nails one by one
3-Take some beer and spices mixed and vacume it up you're a*s
4-Cut half of each eye balls and replace that half hole with Indian super hot spices
5-Cut off the other half of eyeballs and replace with egg yolk
6-take you're tongue and put leaches on it to suck it dry
7-take 120pound weights and slowly watch them squish you're d*ck
8-Scrape you're nose with hard rock until it becomes flat
9-Force a pencil trough you're veins in arm
10-Put you're legs in a piranha fish tank and watch them cut you're legs off until bone
11-Make small cuts on you're head just reaching the skull
12-Put a clock in front of you're eyes so you watch the time tick tock until you're last second alive
13-Make you watch Canadian history lesson from the beginning to end.
14-Make you watch all the things in you're life and spit at you're face
15-Eat cake while you die
16-At you're last 3mins alive, will throw thousands of spiders and insects down you're throat to eat you up inside
17-Throw you're body in a shark inhabited area so you can't be buried...
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i would kill you by pulling a Coyote and Roadrunner on you by dropping an anvil on your head ^^
man, i should have called this how would you rape the person above you >.>
now im gunna die in a disturbing way D:
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1-Put half you're legs under back tires of a Hummer H1 and drift until the bones are dissapeared
2-take one spatula thing and force you're kneecaps out
3-Cut off you're balls with spoon and make you eat them
4-Burn you're veins to crisp
5-Make you listen to 14hours of radio weather forcast
6-Rip you're hair off until you're head skin starts tearing
7-takes you're tongue, make a hole trough it and put a small rope, tie it up, pull other side of rope really slowly while you're tied to chair and watch you scream
8-Put you on a sharp bed of nails and very slowly push you into it until it ruins you're body totally rips trough
9-Forgot to mention, those bed of nails were heated like a stove so deeper you went, more you burned
10-You're probably near death at this point so start writing alphabet on you're body
11-Light you to death on fire slowely over a 10hour period
Ok... I am done with today... =S
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I will show you the true meaning of pain! I'll strap you into a chair and make you listen to some corny Tokio Hotel Song for 100 hours straight! Bahahahahahaha!!!!
He actually likes Tokio Hotel.
I'd kill Billy with a railgun.
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I'd kill Oliver with a pinky.
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I'd lock Tommy inside a small, dark room with a TV shows hypnotized signs and a steel bed, completely without any pillows or anything. I would have some kind of vents that slowly exhales dangerous gas. It would make Tommy suffer a long and painful death, has nowhere to look rather more than the TV, one uncomfortable bed and some dangerous gas.
Thought it might take a couple of days till Tommy is proven dead.
But still, painful.
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He actually likes Tokio Hotel.
I'd kill Billy with a railgun.
I faild ;(
Okay I'll use the Tokio Hotel torture on Lamarr instead!
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I'd grab his FBI badge and put it on a fire till it gets hot VERY FU*KING HOT!
and, would grab it with something i dont know and put it on his CHEST
and saay him :FBI FO' LIFE!!
and grab him and put him on a fire till he gets burned very well, and then i would put him on a freezer till he dies form cold MUHWHAHAHA
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I'd convince you to take up a high cholesterol diet, then watch you slowly eat yourself to death over a 70 year period.
He actually likes Tokio Hotel.
Not really. ;/
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By showing him my face
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By showing him his own face
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By showing him Heat's face
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By showing him Heat's face
( :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: )
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By doing exactly what's happening in you're avatar with my roflcopter
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By making him laugh till he can't breath :lol:
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I would do it like in scary movie....i would go with a car with my friends...then i would hit some guy..and i would be like "omg dude you crashed my car" then i would hit him hard take his all things....like credit card,money and so on....and dump him into sea.
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I would show him Gandalf and he would die due to suprise.
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"[AV]Janar was routebanned by [Rstar]Jaaskaa for stop the damn ban evading you donut eater"
feed you dohnuts unyil you explode
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I'm sure Jesse'd die if he saw Kitsune in real life.
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I'm sure Jesse'd die if he saw Kitsune in real life.
nah, something else would happen ^^
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Would cut off all his furr so he would freeze to death :D
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with the lagg from JDC's Sig and Avatar
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impalement on a stick until he renounces his furryism or dies
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I will break his fingers one by one, then using a hammer i will remove his teeth. After that I will insert a ballpen to the hole of his dick then, cut his 2 balls using a scissor then using a spoon I will remove his eyes then leave him in the desert to bleed. :) :D :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hahahaw
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Pull a shank up in his heart.
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Force him listen to Metallica till he died
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I'd just shoot him or something like that. I'm not very creative when it comes to killing..
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I would take him to an abandoned warehouse, hang him up on a meat hook by his tied hands, and beat him half to death with
large blunt objects, I would then cut him down at his weakest point, sit him upright and force acid down his throat.
I would then cut off his hands and feet, pull out his teeth, drench him in Gasoline and burn him to no more than a crispy mess.
I would then dispose of his remains by putting it in a barrel, and throwing it into the sea.
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shoot his leg, so he falls.
After that, I would lay his teeths on the road, then kick his back head to death.
Credits - American History X
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I would spill acid to his throat then take his eyes out with a knife and last burn him.
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I would simply kill you with UBAH l33t BRAINPOWAAAA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I would watch you then you would drop dead in few hours ( so would I )
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I would use my Ponk powered Ban Hammer. :D
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I would use my twobyfour named permban and smack you over the head :rofl:
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I would simply choke you with caek.
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H2SO4
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Grab a 30cm long kitchen knife, and when hes watching the other way stab him repeatedly into his back.
Then when he falls to the ground kick him so he turns on his back.
Then take shears and take off his ears, next i will get a rat and a bucket.
Place the rat on his belly and then put the bucket on it, then probally heaten the bucket so the rat goes digging.
Then ill take a snake and put it in him by his mouth so it eats his intestens.
Then take a sandpaper-machine and use it on his whole body...or whats left of it.
Then i'll just walk away and let him suffer.
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By showing him Heat's face
Aww COMMON !! bitch u gave me 7.3/10 :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :( :(
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C21H23NO5
muahahahaha In big doses :lol:
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I'd put you in a pink dress then drop you off in the middle of a nazi convention.
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I would put him in a room and let him listen to KID songs until he dies
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I would dress you up in shirt which says white power and drop you to some hood boys :rofl:
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Put a nade in his mount and run like fuck.
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And the rest of the grenade and my body parts hit you in the back of your head and you would die by hitting the floor HARD
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I will stare at you :lol:
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I would bump this topic and it would hit you in the chin and you will fall backwards into a pool of lava
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I would throw a Dumper at you with ma supah powahs
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I would throw a Dumper at you with ma supah powahs
Powergamer:(
I would stab you down with a manchete.
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Powergamer:(
I would stab you down with a manchete.
I would stab you with a machete.
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i would make you die from laughing :)
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rhape
LOL!
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rhape
LOL!
Ew...
Hmm, I would use a molotov cocktail on Boxer! :D
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Biatch slap you :)
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With a right punch on his face on the ring :D
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I'd just throw some Pancakes at all of you to end all this DM.
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I would take an acid and curved-as-fuck knife, and shove it up your ass, until you will bleed to death.
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I would make you watch teletubbies.
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I would put you onto an unfound island with only 1 palm tree, computer and take your internet away.
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i'll Take my Dildo, Then input it into my hydra weaponry, then shoot dildo-missiles at you :war:
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Rape.
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I would kick the living hell out of you.
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Stuff him with pancakes.
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I would rick roll you to death. :banana:
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I would rick roll you to death. :banana:
make you swallow too many of your avatars.
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Strangle you with a lolcake
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shave of his fur so he freezes to death :D
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Make you regurgitate your bones and innards, and if you survive, make you eat them.
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Flamethrowing!
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I would freeze you :)
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I Would blow your head off with a bazooka
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C21H23NO5
muahahahaha In big doses :lol:
A good death :D
I Would blow your head off with a bazooka
Beat him into a pulp emotionally
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I Would put him in a room full of gas
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I would fight him 1 on 1, and of course I would of won :roll:
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I would Beat him with my boxing skills
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I would pee on him untill he killd himself.
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I would pee on him untill he killd himself.
that would i do asap...
I Would drive over him with a Train
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/Sethit on him.
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hit him with my toxic grange ball :D
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send him the national guard :m4:
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Turn the goverment against him :cop:
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Kidnapp him, cut his balls , his fingers , then put him on the rails and waiting for train :devroll:
Quang no ofense.. I like you. Im just imaginating it :lol:
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Hmmm how to kill ol pal Tsubo...Oh I know... Like this
>> :cop: These are cops: :m4: :m4: :m4: This is Tsubo :sig: :mad:
This is Tsubo after cops: :gd:
got it?
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Hmmm how to kill ol pal Tsubo...Oh I know... Like this
>> :cop: These are cops: :m4: :m4: :m4: This is Tsubo :sig: :mad:
This is Tsubo after cops: :gd:
got it?
You made my day!!!! ROFL! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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^^ yap that were my intentions sir xD
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As i dont know Sarah well,it might go like this (ofc not :D)
Emre : Who are you?
Sarah_Morelli : you dont know me?
Emre : No i Don't
Sarah : k Then i need to intorduce myself
Emre shoots
Emre : no you dont,one less work
Thats not really "how to kill",but such a convo... :lol: :rofl:
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I would torture you, but not kill you with the Iron Horse
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1I7KiCuAU4k/SYfuWwYy-KI/AAAAAAAAEeI/MXJBV5dxcJQ/s400/brazen_bull_kidicarus222.jpg)
Than i would let you heal, and i would kill you like this:
(http://soul1383.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/25b.jpg)
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I would torture you, but not kill you with the Iron Horse
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1I7KiCuAU4k/SYfuWwYy-KI/AAAAAAAAEeI/MXJBV5dxcJQ/s400/brazen_bull_kidicarus222.jpg)
Than i would let you heal, and i would kill you like this:
(http://soul1383.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/25b.jpg)
Sexy.
I will have your rectum cut in a full circle then turned inside out of your anus. Whilst you bleed out, I will proceed to give you painful flesh wounds and stab your kidneys.
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with a screwdriver.
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Machete.
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Knife.
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GS9 gas canister exploding up his arse. :)
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GS9 gas canister exploding up his arse. :)
Lol :m4: :sig:
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Stab in the neck with a shank.
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Dip him into an industrial sized vat of liquid nitrogen, and leave him for an hour or so.
I would then remove him, and place him in a furnace.
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Shampkoo level 10.
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Call chuck norris do pwn him
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Driving over his/her head with a tank.
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Blow up Gas Station 9 in 99878749832354, Small pieces
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(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/2672/frank3f.jpg)
You and me at GS9 right now.... :mad:
Landing on his head with a Shamal.
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Throw a ball at his face at 1337 light speed and it would make him go to another universe
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Tie him up, then kick him down Hunter Quarry.
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let him hang over a 1333333333333333333337 ft mountain, then let him get smashed by gravity
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Gravity doesn't smashes people, it's energy that smashes.
lern2physics
I'd take a cross, spiked with steel spikes from every side, and place the cross in his stomach.
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i would put him in a 1337z0r giant 0 gravity simulator for 1337 years
:ps: gravity is funnier then ...energy
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You already died to me xD
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I would kill you by throwing a dictionary on you. (Sorry but I had to..lol)
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shooting 300 bullet in your legs,200 in your arms,and burning your ass multiple times then put a nuclear bomb inside your mouth.
enjoy!
(http://www.science-et-vie.net/img/illustrations/E/explosion-atomique.jpg)
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Poke him till he dies
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A shot to the dome.
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A shot to the dome.
Dump yo' ass in teh' wata'.
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Ak Forty Seven :m4: :gd:
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shove his head in the toilet seat and slam the lid on the back of his head then get a jug full of shit and pour it onto the back of his head and then laugh and then take his head out and then wipe his face and then shoot him and then do what homer said he will do to bart in 1 simpsons episode
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Glue his penis to his balls, Then make him watch porn, Then he will rip his own balls of. Now that was random.
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Lobotomy.
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I would hit his head off with a baseball bat.
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lick him to death
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Take my Army issued M4, and shoot him all to hell.
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I'd kill her by having a 36-hour rant about how Osama was framed by the U.S. government for everything he did and that Osama had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11 and that Osama is actually a good guy.
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I would take a knife, made that G on his forehead and then beat him with baseball bat until he dies... :devroll:
(Inglorious Basterds are awesome ! ) :rofl:
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make you listen "Walt Disney - It's a small world afterall"
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torture him first for several hours then finish him off with a gunshot in the crotch then letting him die slowly just for making fun Walt Disney
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I would make him suffer by chopping his toes and fingers off slowly, then i would rip his teeth out with pliers, then i would slice his tongue clean off, and then suck his eyes out of his head with a hoover, then tip petrol all over him and burn him to death and watch him scream while his body burns to a crisp.
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I would choke him with my tail
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i would shave of his tail, then cook him then eat him. :)
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i would shave of his tail, then cook him then eat him. :)
OMG DM!!!!!! BAN!!!
lick you to death (http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg428/jesse7637/BlueFoxLick.gif)
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Use a rusty spoon to dig out your intestines, and then hang you with them.
( I'm fucked up in the head )
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Randomly drive-by you, popping your tyres EVERY GODDAMN DAY TILL YOU DIE OF OLD AGE
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Grab a Banhammer and smash it on your had :D
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I would take the unban hammer and throw at you
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I would Combine them and Smash them on YOUR Head :D
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*Dodge*
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Use a rusty spoon to dig out your intestines, and then hang you with them.
( I'm f**ked up in the head )
you're not the only one.
i'd take a pick-axe, and mine in your stomach until i reach your guts, then i'll execrate into them, and chop your eyes out.
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make out with him until he chokes on my muzzle
(see, I can kill people in cuddly ways ^^)
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I would simply fill you up with Lolcakes :D
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I would blow you up.
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Grab a Banhammer and smash it on your had :D
once again :D
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Since he likes to call me an "araba" i would put 1337 "araba" in top of him and it would smash him
:ps: Araba is turkish for Car
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Simple, use a bad language.
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Strangle you with my tail (once again, cuddly ^^)
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Tie him to trains.
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carkill him with savanna :D
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Put a ''smile'' on his face. >: )
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Blow up whole hisingen
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Chelsea Grin him pretty deep, and then stab his stomach, making him scream and than his mouth will be ripped apart.
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I would ask him to take off that mask, what would probably lead to your death.
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the classic piano death
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Won't succeed.
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I couldn't kill Jimmy, although. I think I would torture him a little.
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I would pinch his niple till he died :D
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Drown in a soup
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Shoot him :cool:
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Make his shadow white ( aka no shadow aka vaporized )
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Purple Dildo
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Take a hot knife, and stab it into his ass, and then disembowel him.
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Ever heared about 'Big Bang' ?
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A set up /sethit inside Gandalf's Rstar Mansion :P (Remember :P)
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Blow him up in a carbomb.
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Put his head on the sidewalk and take my workers shoes and with them I would jump from a 3 meter wall on his head
Nothing personal :lol:
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with a penis
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Poke him to death
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Give him my friday special
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Take a bludgeon made of black metal, with spikes covering every micrometer of it, and shove it up his crotch to his brain.
Put his head on the sidewalk and take my workers shoes and with them I would jump from a 3 meter wall on his head
Nothing personal :lol:
That movie was awesome.
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Put his teeths on the sidewalk and stamp him with my foot.
(http://www.filmwad.com/fw_images/deaths/American_History.jpg]http://www.filmwad.com/fw_images/deaths/American_History.jpg)
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Spam him with HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ HEJ until he dies.
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Link him loads of mainstream music untill he kills himself.
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Put loads of glass in an apple, put it in his mouth, and sew his mouth.
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Put 4x4 tires then carkill him until I fry him with my tires.
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Choke you with my tail (I kill people in cuddly ways ^^)
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I would throw at you some Oversized Dildos that are loaded with guns that are loaded with grenades that are loaded with plasma. :girl:
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Cut his neck with his own FBI badge ;)
(Nothing personal)
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Will throw a minigun at his head.
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Throw win...win...windows at her :) :) :)
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I would throw back some windows as a ghost, (Revengekilling)
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Kick him into the balls, fuck his face up, knock him out.
Get a bench, pick it up and constantly droppign it on his chest (the bench leg).
This is what iw ould do personally to anyone that annoys me
ie Andre83.
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I would remove your post.
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I would agree with Aimzz and then shoot him to death.
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Take a bat and smack in his forehead.
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Fried, Cooked or Grilled? (:
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Will throw Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 At his head, with the following text on it: "LEARN TO NOT KNIFE ME ON TWO PLAYER MODE AND DO NOT SHOOT HOSTAGES :)"
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The dog on your avatar seems to succeed, Why not make the same thing? ;)
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i am looking at your avatar and suddenly know how to kill you:
i will throw you the direction you avatar is looking
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i will take his own gun that he used at argonath and shoot his all parts of his body..head will be the last, then when the death funeral, i will open casket so everyone can see his head blown off.. :D
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chase him around LS with a spear
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With a anti-foxy gun
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shout OMG WTF! and then put him in a BBQ
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I would break all his bones from legs and hands with a sledgehammer. Then i would open his head with a chainsaw and stab his brains a little with knife. Then i would shoot him a new asshole and put some acid in there and leave him to die.. If he didnt die earlier :lol:
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well he is my brother but who cares
first i put rubber ropes thightly around his wrists then i cut his hands off with a razor blade then i showe fistfull of salt to his arms.
after that i nail his legs and arms to wall upsidedown cross mark and take my knife and stab him and twist the blade about 5 times, then i take knife out and put some raw lemon juice to wound, then i take some garlic and put it to the wound and then i close the wound with a dirty and hot needle,
if he is still alive i cut his right leg slowly with a chainsaw,
then i take big mace and broke his arms and leg.
then i take some acid and throw them to his face wait a couble minutes and then take a hot knife and rip his eys out,
and last thing that i do to him is that i cut his stomach wide open and showe his right leg to there and then i stab my knife to his heart and leave it there.
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put him in a locker where he couldn't get out.. tie him up, then i will put a music as loud as mega bass so he get heart failure and die..
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Have a naked stinky fat lady sit ontop of him.
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Strangle him with his ego.
:)
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Take away his admin rights.
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This will kill pretty much the whole world.
i will just FART!
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Telling him I've talked to a fortune teller and his that in his future will become a kamikaze soldier.
That would make him go crazy and jump off the Taipei 101.
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I would tie his both legs to ropes which are connected to a car. Then i wud start driving until he dies.
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Offer him a neuclear waste in a glass as an exotic cocktail of kiwi.
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Tie one arm and a leg to the back of a pickup truck then tie the other arm and leg to the back of another pickup truck. Then have the drivers drive off snapping of the arms and legs from his torso leaving him to bleed to death. :lol:
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Kill Rusty? :O Well then I would set him outside in the rain and water and let him rust to death xD Then he'll really be too much of rust; Rusty
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Hey admins please lock this topic , the only way when one is Dming is : report
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Hey admins please lock this topic , the only way when one is Dming is : report
This is a forum game :gd:.
I would stab him in the eye with a screwdriver and throw him off the skyscraper. :hah:
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I would nake him and put him in a cage full of most wild eagles, so they can eat him. :D
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i will place him under arrest and i will convict him if i join ARPD :)
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i would cut his fingers, stab him in the eye, extend his tongue to 2 meters, rip off his hair, castrate him, fry his balls, and then drop him into volcano.
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Shove him inside an industrial clothes dryer and then he dies of hyperthermia.
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OMG OMG I GOT THE BEST ONE!
i would shoot him.
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Show him my grandma's penis
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Actually I wont kill him,he will suicide.
- I will hack argonath server until the server goes off for years.
He will suicide for sure :D
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Forcefully make him cut off his balls them eat them, then take a 12 gauge and blow his head off.
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Rick roll to teh death!
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OMG OMG I GOT THE BEST ONE!
i would shoot him.
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I would fasten his head to a wall, make him open his mouth, saw his first 2 teeth off, after that i would let him eat those teeth, than just leave him while his stomach bleeds to death
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I would knife his eye.
Forcefully make him cut off his balls them eat them, then take a 12 gauge and blow his head off.
I would fasten his head to a wall, make him open his mouth, saw his first 2 teeth off, after that i would let him eat those teeth, than just leave him while his stomach bleeds to death
wow how did you think all this story guys ? XD
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Take a saw and cut his/her legs then his/her arms and cuff him/her and let them bleeding till death!
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OMG OMG I GOT THE BEST ONE!
i would shoot him.
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I wud slice his throat slowly.
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throw random banana smileys until he died
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Brain steroids.
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Electrocute 'em
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Hold him with my paws than force my tail down his throat till he suffocates on the fur.
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Hide a Evil RedFox on his bed... and the night while he goes to sleep with no powers.. the Evi RedFox would beat him!! Yay!
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Murder him with a rock.
A sharp sharp rock...
:cool:
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OMG OMG I GOT THE BEST ONE!
i would shoot him.
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First i would tied him up very hard. Then take a knife make a huge hole in his ass. Then shoot his legs and arms. Then i would take shotgun put it in the hole,shoot and scream: "Feel the pain!"
:ps: Pwned :D
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pretty brutal.
i would simply put an jam into his ass, make the jam explode, and then i would banhammed him
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I would make him eat so much cheese that his head would be come cheesecake and explode.
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**TeaM_Daddy killed Dolfax17 (Stubby Shotgun)
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Now I know who is TeaM_Daddy on the forumz :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I would take the banhammer and Perm-Ban him then watching how he will explode
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I would take 3 swords, 1 in each hand and 1 in my mouthand rampage him completely.
Ouch, that would hurt :hit:
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Hit him to death with a dildo :devroll:
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Water injection :redface:
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Ill tempt you with a HIV+ whore
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With a Minigun :war:
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you don't even know what i woud do with you :roll:
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I would give you a Christmas Tree...With a Bomb planted on it :D
*GHRmike died (Explosion, Drowned)
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I would kill you with a bomb-injected bomb injected with a bomb-injected bomb at detonating on 31.12.09 at 23:59.59.
Notice: Pwnt
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watch him eye to eye he falls dead on the ground
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not to matter he will see :D
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I have sniper and M4 applied so you will see ;)
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With the Boozban hammer, till he sleeps in a pool of his blood :)
Love You :P
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I would kill you with a bomb-injected bomb injected with a bomb-injected bomb at detonating on 31.12.09 at 23:59.59.
Notice: Pwnt
Epic fail! the bomb exploded but you gived me as a metal gift so...it exploded inside without afecting me :cool: :hah:
*Robibota killed Boozman (Banhammer, Explode, Drowned, Fell, M4, M60, Auto-hitting hammer gift) :wow:
:ps: REALLY PWNED!!!
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You'll see a red marker on your head soon :devroll:
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Lol,
I would fill your mouth full of Lolcakes :P
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By farts :D
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I would hire a bunch of Pokemon to do it.I wouldn't stand killing him
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i would kill him with a spoon.
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Would hire pablo to kill him with a fork
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Would hire my brother to kill you with a pencil.
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Nails in stomach
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/me holds his silenced Colt 1911 and aims between CopSforza's eyes and fired. (No disrespect :P)
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Wow, many ways, start with this one.
Just before i throw him, i will shank (stab) him in the heart and whilst the trains comes, bam.
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Would make you play Runescape 24/7
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Force to watch 2Girls1Cup video untill he vomits to death!
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Cut off his legs and leave him in a wood. (He deserves it ;) ) (Joke! :) )
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Get his Heart in my hand and to a Fatality from Mortal Kombat VS. DC Universe... (OMG I HAVE NUO Ll#3!!!)
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Would take a piece of paper and papercut u to 6 pieces.
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I wouldn't kill you...I would go with you at a bar and buy 2 beers :D
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I'd take on of the bottles and break it up your A'hole and run away.If you won't die.Then I'll send u a ''Get well'' card to the hospital and hier an Assacin from Assacin's Creed and he would kill you with a knife.
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OMG you didn't liked my beer and i would make you see Kidz Cartoonz till you die!
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OMG you didn't liked my beer and i would make you see Kidz Cartoonz till you die!
I wouldn't die whyle looking at kids cartoons.Let's just say that I watch them 24/7.Bechause I have a TV on my computer monitor.But if its Teletubis then I would have just killed myself with my belt.
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you are already died -_- your soul is writing
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I would meke him to pull my pinger
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I would meke him to pull my pinger
Translation: I would make him pull my finger.
I would take his shuriken (aka ninja star) and scare him until he learns proper English.
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(DEi i think you dont know what is joke :neutral: )
I would put minigun in his ass and fire! :devroll:
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(You didn't make it clear it was a joke. That means you aren't the type for making jokes...)
I'd take your ninja star (again) and scare you until you learn to joke :rofl:
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i would ban him from forum section named "Forum games"
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i Would BAn him form his own gang :lol:
(and DEI if its not funny for you, its only your problem :P )
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i would ban him from forum section named "Forum games"
DON'T!! :razz:
I'd kill you... hm... I think I killed you twice already :(
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I'd make you swallow a whole 23' TV somehow.
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I'd feed you with shit till you die... :lol:
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*goes spy*
*grabs knife*
*goes behind Kai*
PEEKABOO!
*backstab*
*CRITICAL HIT!*
*DOMINATING!*
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*goes pyro*
*grabs Backburner*
*starts spychecking*
*finds Grovyle*
*burns him to death*
*presses G for flamethrower taunt*
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*Critical Hit*
*Dead blood*
*Monster Kill*
*Noob Spree*
*20 Deaths*
*CALL 911!!!!!!*
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MiG-21
(http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Gillespie2005/Highlights/SoCalMig21.jpg)
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With a dussin wild foxes with scabies.
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I'd ask him if he wanted a lift home.
Take him to a field, Knock him out.
And bite his tongue out so he chokes on his own blood.
Fun eh?
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(http://www.myptsmail.com/hotdog256/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/mig17.jpg)
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(http://www.heroesyvillanos.com.ar/images/imgpersonajes/sauron/sauron-ojo.jpg)
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LOL i was watching that a few days ago xD
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(http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab107/Crack_Gates/633685141552078933-shittingbricksit.jpg)
To much curry in his soup
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MiG-21
(http://www.richard-seaman.com/Aircraft/AirShows/Gillespie2005/Highlights/SoCalMig21.jpg)
OmG HELP!
I would give iCrack a virused crack for Avatar then I would put a bomb on his computer... Sadly, he would explode too
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(http://www.airplane-blog.com/uploaded_images/test2-750231.jpg)
too bad my government destroyed all these Avro Arrows and burned the plans :\
best fighter plane in it's time (on the Capitalist side of the Cold War at least, not sure what the Communists had at this time)
(1958)
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/die
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Kill him with a KSM.(K-Kitsune.S-seaking.M-missile)
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I would Force you to look in my eyes (PWND AND OWNED! )
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Say hello to my littel friend :war: :skull:(Thats you dead)
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I would say "Hello too, dead guy" *robibota killed Silver_Pandora (All Weapons+Explosion, Fall and Drowned)
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Would force u to listen to a anoiing song.(I didn't find the song right now)
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I would force you to play VC-MP...Sadly, you accepted that :(
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I would force you to play VC-MP...Sadly, you accepted that :(
Fail....I wouldn't die playing VC:MP...But I will die playing Midnight GT :rofl:
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Fail....I wouldn't die playing VC:MP...But I will die playing Midnight GT :rofl:
Yes you would! I deposited a M60 :D
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By Flooding.
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Grilling him under a pizza oven.
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with a plastic bag
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with a plastic bag
Make him have sex with Janek
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Make him have sex with Janek
LMAO
Hang him, less painful ;)
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i'd punch you on the nose, so your bone shoots into your brain
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I'd convince him to adopt a high cholesterol diet.
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I would...I would do nothing...only giving him/her/it a beer :D
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Aim Deagle on his head and ask him to do /kill .
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Lock him on a washing machine.
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Tie him down, and play golf with his balls.. :devroll:
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Would beat him to deatch with my littel finger :rofl:
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Beat him with a glow stick.
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Rape BlueFox until he dead.
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TAKE A BIG BOOT AND KICK HIM WITH IT.
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With a Monster Truck.
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tie his balls in a knot then sew a thread through it and hang him by them off the empire state building.
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tie his balls in a knot then sew a thread through it and hang him by them off the empire state building.
ok im done posting here
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i would un-yiff him
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Kidnap UrsAring AND shoot his balls, put weeds and heroin on his balls and sew it. And put alot of banana on his butt. and show middle fingers on his butt and laughs. Give him "BLOWJOB" for free and fuck him till dead.
=\
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(http://www.mw2blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Modern-Warfare-2-Killstreak-Rewards-15-Tactical-Nuke.jpg)
Tactical Nuke ready for deployment.
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Shoot him dead using Battlefield heroes weapon equipment..
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This is such a fucked up topic.
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fire.
I'd burn the furry coat off first.
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I'd Throw him cats until he dies.
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i would ravage his anus.
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I would go underground take some dirt with me blow it over Chuch Norris' Beard and blame Him.
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With a silenced pistol.
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With a 2 Meter long Dildo
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With a car
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put him in the desert and give him almost no water
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I would shit on his face till he stopped breathing. :rofl:
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Ill put dilldo in his mouth
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ill fucking ban him from argonath
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I would throw a granade !!
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I would do the same of the guy at your avatar...
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i would wait for 2012 :)
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Slaughter the shit outta him
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Rape him to death.
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Give him a wedgie untill he dies... :lol:
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Kill him with the Roflcopter blades *soi sois osi soi*
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Make him ride a rollercoaster while sitting with Gimli(The Dwarf)
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Make him wank 1337 times.
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Make him wank 1337 times.
Im intriqued to how you would make someone do that...
And to continue the game.
2.2 rifle from point blank range.
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150mm Round Shot from a Big Plane in da Sky
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I would explode his head... with invisible magic powers
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Take away his FBI rights and eat his badge
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Say 58th Street Dont exsist and show him a Map
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i would try to L0L him to death.
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I would take a Toyota Supra and start kicking him out :hit:
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Canesten
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Scare him to death by calling "ghosts" on him. :lol:
:ps: Let me guess, someone is going to ponk me to death? :D
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Ponk him to death.. :banana: And stuff a banana in his ass. :D
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i would sit on him untill his head is fully inside my anus.
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Check out my forum pic and u will understand :P
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take out his eyes.
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take out his eyes.
That doesn't kill a man, it just makes him blind.
I would most likely cut myself and leave my AIDS infected blood inside Urs' mouth.
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HUGGIES!!!
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i would kill him just like in movie "Perfume - the story of murderer"
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Cock sledgehammer.
Cock sledgehammer.
Cock sledgehammer.
Cock sledgehammer.
Cock sledgehammer.
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Kill him with helicopter blades
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Knife his heart
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A quite nice Sertraline overdose
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I would hire a fat guy to drown him in the fat guy's fat.
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Force drink oil and then shot in his ass with Bazooka. lol
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i would kill him with phone.
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I would send Mr.T to kill you
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i would goatse him
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Catch him, rape him in hiss ass. And burning him down.
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I would open a fire on his face.
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I would tie a noose around his neck, and throw him off the helicopter
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*Pressing B*
*Rifles section and picks up an AK-47*
*sees EliteTerm*
HEADSHOT!
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with a plastic knife
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i would cut his legs off and attach him to two Wooden sticks. so he can walk untill his blood finishes :)
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Give him some poisoned Fanta
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I would mute him
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Make him suck a banana.
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I would hire an extremely huge and fat guy to rape him.
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Order the same fat guy to sit on him for some hours.
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Run him over with a Freeway hehe
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I would, Grab a hammer, And Bang it on his head 10 times.
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i would put his head on mine dick untill he dies (he said a way to die is to insult him)
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Shove Cream up his smelly ass...
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take out 9mm...
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Bomb his house.
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Summon Satan and have him drag you to HELL.
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I would throw cutting leaves at him.
Don't you remember I'm GROVYLE?!?!?
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I would take Pac-man to kill you O.O
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Hello, Remember me, bro? I'm you NIGHTMARE!
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Cannibalism
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Beat him to death with a broom stick.
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Insert 1337 drill machines into him! :D
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Drop him in my asshole and let him get lost in the hairy jungle untill all the food is gone (yeah, i have hood down there)
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make a cake of him and eat him
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Let him eat me and then tell him I was a lie
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Blender
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Blender
I would stab the shit out of you with a rusty screwdriver.
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rape to death
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Drive shaft.
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Paddlesaw!!! Dead Rising 2 Style!
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Stick nails in through your eyes, nailing you to my wall, than eat your guts out of you
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Awwww...how sweet...
Fried Dog - Chinese Plate
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Orly?
Take your arms, strap them behind your back, your elbows to your kidneys.
Ductape your jaw around your head.
Run your legs over with a PanzerIV Tank.
Eat your heart out with my jaw and paws.
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nail you to a crucifix put the crucifix on fire while youre still alive take out the fire call some lions to take your legs and arms , put your arms on your legs place and your legs in your arms place and then put you swimming and reading a book while you drown :devroll:
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Run you through a lawn mower, than take the sheets of your sliced body, and put them in a paper shredder.
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Make you laugh to death with tickles
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Steal your soul because I don't have one.
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Disallow homosexuality in Canada
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meh i can still live with no soul...
give you chocolate... *dogs cant eat chocolate
@Aksel slap you to death with cod(fish)
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Give you Bieber Fever
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Give you Bieber Fever
YOU WIN... I Give up
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YOU WIN... I Give up
:D
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using /die.
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Poke you with a stick gently. Just to see you die slowly!!
XD
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Beat him to death with a shovel
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piss in his eyes
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KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Rip out his eyeballs, cut a slit in his throat, stick my penis into his windpipe, piss down, and let him drown while he dies of bleeding.
I then proceed to light the remains on fire, coating it in crystals of thermite and magnesium.
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CUT HIS BALLS OUT AND SLAM THEM INTO HIS HEAD TILL HE DIES WITH AN HEAD TRAUMA
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I'd tie him to a chair in the middle of a warehouse while he was drenched in gasoline. I'd then light a cigarette, smoke it slowly down to half way, and then flick it on to his body... watching him burst into flames.
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I wouldn't.
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Reserved.
Leon Gvardia, notorious criminal finaly getting caught by a group of undercover Officers due to his own greed.
Knocked unconcious and taped to a chair in a abandoned warehouse in the outskirts of Liberty City. Gagged and a bloody face. A group of three people standing around him, one of them holding a brass knuckle, bloodied and clearly recently used. Leon bleeding from his face and head, looking up at them. The man with the brass knuckles moves in for another round of beating. A punch straight in the face, breaking his nose, blood flooding from his nose down over his mouth and chin, then dripping down to his chest.
In his daze, Leon sees the leader of the men pointing at something and telling one of the others to go get it. The leader is smoking a cigarette and grinning at Leon. The man walks over to Leon and bends down to face Leon, the dark room and the cigarette light giving the person a look of madness, grinning and laughing. He opens his mouth, the cigarette hanging in the corner while he talks.
"Justice finaly caught up to you, Leon Gvardia.. How does it feel? To be caught due to your own greed and lust for wealth.. How does it feel to know that you will die in a dark place like this?"
Leon growls through the gag, not really intimidating considering the position he's in..
One of the men comes back with a red can. The leader takes it from him, opens it and smells the fumes coming out of the opening. "Ah.... Love the smell of gasoline in the evening!" Leon's eyes opens wide as he understands what is going to happen. The leader walks over to him and puts the red can down. He takes the cigarette out of his mouth and bends down to eye level with Leon. He holds the cigarette up infront of Leons face and moves it back and forth slowly. He slowly moves it towards Leons forehead, Leon struggles to keep his head away, but ultimately fails. The shriek of a man in agony fills the abandoned warehouse.
The gasoline smell is filling the air, drenching his clothes and it burns in his eyes. He tries putting himself in a differant place, but is quickly brought back to reality by a kick in the stomach, knocking the air out of him. "Hey! Dont go day dreaming on me, Leon! The fun is just about to start..." The man bends down again and moves to Leons ear and whispers into it. "You know, this is true justice, this is how we deal with scum like you... If we took you to court, you would have gotten life, but you would be alive.. That is not enough.. We would have to go through the hassle of gathering evidence on you aswell.. This way is faster, easier and real justice.."
The leader reaches into his pocket and grabs a zippo lighter and opens it, then whispers into Leons ear:" Remember the name of the man who killed you.. The man who brought justice to your wretched self... Alan Demarest.. ". He cackles slightly, then lights the zippo lighter, takes a step back and throws it at the gasoline drenched Leon. The gasoline and the fumes immediately catch fire and swallows up Leon. The cries of pain echoing through the warehouse.
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Me neither.
Idea
CUT HIS BALLS OUT AND SLAM THEM INTO HIS HEAD TILL HE DIES WITH AN HEAD TRAUMA
> All
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Reserved.
Lol'd. Big time.
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Much hate on..
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Reserved.
Leon Gvardia, notorious criminal finaly getting caught by a group of undercover Officers due to his own greed.
Knocked unconcious and taped to a chair in a abandoned warehouse in the outskirts of Liberty City. Gagged and a bloody face. A group of three people standing around him, one of them holding a brass knuckle, bloodied and clearly recently used. Leon bleeding from his face and head, looking up at them. The man with the brass knuckles moves in for another round of beating. A punch straight in the face, breaking his nose, blood flooding from his nose down over his mouth and chin, then dripping down to his chest.
In his daze, Leon sees the leader of the men pointing at something and telling one of the others to go get it. The leader is smoking a cigarette and grinning at Leon. The man walks over to Leon and bends down to face Leon, the dark room and the cigarette light giving the person a look of madness, grinning and laughing. He opens his mouth, the cigarette hanging in the corner while he talks.
"Justice finaly caught up to you, Leon Gvardia.. How does it feel? To be caught due to your own greed and lust for wealth.. How does it feel to know that you will die in a dark place like this?"
Leon growls through the gag, not really intimidating considering the position he's in..
One of the men comes back with a red can. The leader takes it from him, opens it and smells the fumes coming out of the opening. "Ah.... Love the smell of gasoline in the evening!" Leon's eyes opens wide as he understands what is going to happen. The leader walks over to him and puts the red can down. He takes the cigarette out of his mouth and bends down to eye level with Leon. He holds the cigarette up infront of Leons face and moves it back and forth slowly. He slowly moves it towards Leons forehead, Leon struggles to keep his head away, but ultimately fails. The shriek of a man in agony fills the abandoned warehouse.
The gasoline smell is filling the air, drenching his clothes and it burns in his eyes. He tries putting himself in a differant place, but is quickly brought back to reality by a kick in the stomach, knocking the air out of him. "Hey! Dont go day dreaming on me, Leon! The fun is just about to start..." The man bends down again and moves to Leons ear and whispers into it. "You know, this is true justice, this is how we deal with scum like you... If we took you to court, you would have gotten life, but you would be alive.. That is not enough.. We would have to go through the hassle of gathering evidence on you aswell.. This way is faster, easier and real justice.."
The leader reaches into his pocket and grabs a zippo lighter and opens it, then whispers into Leons ear:" Remember the name of the man who killed you.. The man who brought justice to your wretched self... Alan Demarest.. ". He cackles slightly, then lights the zippo lighter, takes a step back and throws it at the gasoline drenched Leon. The gasoline and the fumes immediately catch fire and swallows up Leon. The cries of pain echoing through the warehouse.
You creep me straight the fuck out...
I'm getting a restraining order on you.
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You creep me straight the f**k out...
I'm getting a restraining order on you.
Thank you!
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That's okay, I got an even better one.
Reserved
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Put you in a car filled with gas cans, than drive you straight into a gas station.
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Hunt this blue-ass animal down, nyahahahaha.
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I Would shoot him but with his ping im gonna fail,so i will laeve him with some gays lions.
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First, I will penetrate his eyes with sharpened needles, but slowly so that he would suffer.
Then, I would give him the option to remove his right leg with a chainsaw or his left leg.
If he does not comply, I would castrate him and then burn him.
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tell that Katrina died. :lol:
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Hug too tight :conf:
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Much hate on..
I will challenge him on a race who lose that one he will die, that means i will beat him in the driving so he will die :D.
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I will challenge him on a race who lose that one he will die, that means i will beat him in the driving so he will die :D.
I would nonstop keep saying to him this 'You should tell this about person above you and not person above someone else, learn the rules and so do I (last part with Rick Roll sound) until he will die for it.
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Lay him down on the ground, wet grass. Then I'd grab a big ass kitchen knife and cut him open, or at least with a saw. I'd take out all his inards and rub them all around my penis. Then I'd grab your intestines and fuck them as hard as I can. Then I'd grab your heart and stuff it into your mouth. Then I'd force your motionless legs behind you back, stuff you into the over and say you're a pig for dinner.
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Box him like how Drago box Apollo on the movie 'Rocky Balboa IV'.
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kill it.. kill it with fire.
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I Would spam his Forum and IG PM with :"Are you dead yet ? Are you dead yet ? Are you dead yet ?"
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Cut him up with a saw mill, stick the chunks in a blender, and have myself a nice smoothie. :)
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I wouldn't :P
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Cut his head off with my grandpa's chainsaw and made steak of the body :D
( For both BlueFox & Hircine : Both animals; Fox & Wolf ) :D
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I would make him swallow an AC/DC Signed guitar causing his stomach to explode, then i would hang him at one of their concerts.
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Feed him through a wood chipper.
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Throw him infront a train.
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maximum trolling
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stab him in the neck with dirty junky needles, cut his head off and rub the neck of the chopped off head in a pile of sawdust and then drill 2 holes in his head get intestines from his body and use it as a wrope and hang his head from my rearview mirror.
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I'd cut his body in pieces with a chainsaw and then pour poison on it, burn it after that.
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That's okay, I got an even better one.
Reserved
Still waiting
Sledgehammer to face until death is acheived.
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Inject you with a anesthesiac to the neck to make you lose control over your body, Isolate the table with plastic. Isolate the floor with plastic and also isolate the walls. Stab you in the heart and wait till you die. Use a sharpened knife to cut you legs in 2 parts, cut your arms in 2 parts, cut out the hands, seperate the chest from the head and all limbs. Put your legs inside a plastic bag, arms on another, torso on another and head on another. Close the bags thightly and use a second plastic bag to prevent leaks. Get you on the trunk of my car. Drive to the marina, get some rocks to give weight to the plastic bags, get the bags in the boat and sail off. Finally dump you in the Atlantic Ocean.
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Inject a drill machine into his feet, take out his eyes with a spoon,castrate him! :P and then drown him into a well of acid!!!
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Drive him over 10times with a mower
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pup out his eye and shot him in the heart, walking away and launghing D:
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Making you BlueFox's Dinner
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Isolate you into a room.
Waking you up in the middle of the night with light flashes asking for your identification, only vegetable food, turning on loud bass music. Month of that you wouldn't be dead.You would be worse.
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Would wait until a thread by you dies, and I'll spam the hell out of it with unholy material, sort of like this one. :D
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Twist his nipples until he dies from shock due to the excruciating pain.
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I would cut his balls off, make him eat it, then Sledgehammer his Crotch until he dies.
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I would shove TNT up your ass
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I would kill this f4g anyway I could.
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spam /sex [his id] and rape him, making him lose HP untill he b dead :bow:
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Use him as a human shield against an army of Gulukans.
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Activate mah sharingan and stab him in the belly for 2 million years
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Colon Perforation.
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Shove a giant dildo into chase's back entrace.
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Grab a big knife, slice it in his chest and take his heart out.
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i piss in his nose till he drown
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umad ?
I shoot him.
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Make a racist joke about Morocco
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grab a HUGE ASS MINIGUN and shoot the hell out of him :D
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Change my name to hilter.
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i would kill him like the nazist ! in Aswitch
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Kill you with one glass and cut your penis with one corkscrew, like Rafael Seabra, because you wanted to kill EazyR.
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I'll shove a knife up your anus, than I'll chop off your guts, and feed them to the chickens.
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I'd make you die
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i will use my rasengan to mix poison into you till the cellular level!hah!
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i slap you till you die
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I'll chop ya head off.
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Cut your arms off, from each finger joint to inch by inch of your arms through a meat mincer machine. :)
Then put you through the mincer feet first.
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I'd take a knife, cut your balls of and stuff them in your mouth, you'll die because you can't breath.
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Can still breath through your nose then... :redface:
Ill rip your limbs off with a hydraulic winch... ;)
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Make you watch the Godfather till you die of boredom
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but a headphone in his head and put it at maxim and the PC at maxim volum till his head is gone blow
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take the headphone out and stick it in his head so he blows instead
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Take that headset in put it into his ass so it close his hole and make shits blow outta his head.
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Take a gun and shoot him through the ear.
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Challenge him in a drag race and pwn him ;)
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Lock you in to room with no windows but there is is giant radio which plays Justin Bieber 24/7
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i put him on WC and put on his head shit and close the windows , doors and let him with shit on him till he die
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With a Banana, While doing the matrix
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Make him drown in banana juice.
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Lock you in to room with no windows but there is is giant radio which plays Justin Bieber 24/7
the worst kill so far :D
I ban him from the Argonath forum and make him register in a russian forum where he cant understand shit.
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throw him in a secret rape hotel where hes raped to death
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give him food till he explode :evil: :evil:
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I'll Cut his penis and transform evey human in planet to sexy lesbian chick
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I'd hit you with a spoon 'till you die
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With Smart, and, logical comments
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Make him drown from all the boogers he took out from his shirt in his avatar
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Dildo would be nice.
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Throw his camera in the ocean.
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Reset his post count to 0
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Kiling him with a gorilla
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Lock him in a room so he cant smoke Ganja ;)
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Take his moustache and glasses.
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Take away his Avatar and store it in Mordor Storage
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Steal ALL of his bananna supplies.
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Detach his ass from his bike and throw the banhammer at his bike.
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Show him my collection of dildos
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Make him suck his own Dildos.
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Showing everyone pictures of him naked
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Taking away his/her GTA IV CD
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Taking away his/her GTA SA CD
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Winning his lotto every month
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(You'll have to participate first the :lol: )
Peal his skin off and eat him like a banana
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With a bullet on the ass/dick and saying '' FUCK YOU'' all time!
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Drug overdose
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Set his Avatar as his backgorund and hack his computer so all programs are, Un-useable.
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I would use the Avada Kadavra killing curse on 'em :o
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Put his wannabe troll attempts in his mouth.
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With a tea SPOON
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With my phone.
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With a needle
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Take away his IV Disk
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Deleting this topic
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With all the options named before
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By Kargos' driving skill.
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Shove a siren up his anus.
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Remove all his posts and set his rank too 'Stranger'
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Transform him into a chipmunk.
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remove "copy"/"past" option.
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Remove 'reply' option.
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Take away his Smileys
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Cut his middle finger.
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This is enough
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with a cigarette :D i fire his brain
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Make cartoon network go bankrupt
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Take his IV disk away
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Take his /barrier power
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Calling his mother
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Take his IV disk away
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delete his posts
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Reset his daily post count.
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Make his Sig link broken
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( Like anyone is joining :lol:)
Make him eat the dirt underneath his nails.
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Curb Stomp him.
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Make him loose his temper again and get hit by the banhammer for real.
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Make his Sig link broken
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Delete his post count
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Take his IV disk away
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with a hammer :gd:
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I WILL FUCKING PUT A COCK IN HIS THROAT AND WHILE HE CHOKES I WILL PUT A PALM TREE IN HIS ASS, COCONUTS IN HIS NOSTRILS AND IDGAF IF THEY DONT FIT ILL MAKE THEM FIT, A HELICOPTER BLADE IN HIS URETHRA, NEEDLES IN HIS EYES, PISS IN HIS LIVER, HYDROCHLORIC ACID IN HIS TESTICLES, LEMON JUICE ON THE INSIDES OF HIS EYELIDS AND HIS NASAL PASSAGES, MUSTARD GAS IN HIS BRONCHIOLAR TUBES, AND LIQUEFIED HORSERADISH UNDER HIS SKIN. WHILE I WATCH HIM IN PAIN, I WILL SLOWLY USE A HACKSAW ON HIS PENIS, SLOWLY SAWING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH THE FLESH, MUSCLES, AND BLOOD VESSELS, UNTIL I GET INTO THE HELICOPTER BLADE. I WILL THEN SLOWLY CUT THROUGH THAT IN THE MOST JAGGED FASHION, AND ONCE I'M NEARLY DONE, I WILL RIP THE HELICOPTER BLADE OUT. I WILL THEN TEAR HIS NUTS OFF WITH BOLT CUTTERS AND STUFF HIS FUCKING NEEDLED EYES WITH THEM. AFTERWARDS, I WILL DO A FATAL BLOW BY SHOVING THE PENIS VERY VERY VERY DEEP INTO HIS THROAT AND WATCH HIM AS HE DIES SLOWLY. ONCE HE'S DEAD, I WILL PUT FIVE FINGERS INTO HIS GUT DAMOXENOS STYLE AND RIP HIS INTESTINES OUT AND PROCEED TO EAT THEM. I WILL FINISH UP BY PISSING ON THE REMAINS.
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I love him too much to kill him.
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I WILL f**kING PUT A COCK IN HIS THROAT AND WHILE HE CHOKES I WILL PUT A PALM TREE IN HIS ASS, COCONUTS IN HIS NOSTRILS AND IDGAF IF THEY DONT FIT ILL MAKE THEM FIT, A HELICOPTER BLADE IN HIS URETHRA, NEEDLES IN HIS EYES, PISS IN HIS LIVER, HYDROCHLORIC ACID IN HIS TESTICLES, LEMON JUICE ON THE INSIDES OF HIS EYELIDS AND HIS NASAL PASSAGES, MUSTARD GAS IN HIS BRONCHIOLAR TUBES, AND LIQUEFIED HORSERADISH UNDER HIS SKIN. WHILE I WATCH HIM IN PAIN, I WILL SLOWLY USE A HACKSAW ON HIS PENIS, SLOWLY SAWING BACK AND FORTH THROUGH THE FLESH, MUSCLES, AND BLOOD VESSELS, UNTIL I GET INTO THE HELICOPTER BLADE. I WILL THEN SLOWLY CUT THROUGH THAT IN THE MOST JAGGED FASHION, AND ONCE I'M NEARLY DONE, I WILL RIP THE HELICOPTER BLADE OUT. I WILL THEN TEAR HIS NUTS OFF WITH BOLT CUTTERS AND STUFF HIS f**kING NEEDLED EYES WITH THEM. AFTERWARDS, I WILL DO A FATAL BLOW BY SHOVING THE PENIS VERY VERY VERY DEEP INTO HIS THROAT AND WATCH HIM AS HE DIES SLOWLY. ONCE HE'S DEAD, I WILL PUT FIVE FINGERS INTO HIS GUT DAMOXENOS STYLE AND RIP HIS INTESTINES OUT AND PROCEED TO EAT THEM. I WILL FINISH UP BY PISSING ON THE REMAINS.
Demented, but that made me L O L
And I wouldn't kill Antonio.
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Make him jump into a vacuum.
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put a monkey to kill him with hands while it eating his head
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Cut his internet connection.
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Remove his tattoos
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delete his account
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watch him Run with scissors, Then trip him up
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Change his avatar.
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Shoot him?
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I WILL FUCKING TIE A BRASS WIRE AROUND HIS THROAT AND HANG HIM FROM A TREE. WHILE I WATCH HIM SUFFOCATE, I WILL GAG HIM WITH A VIBRATOR, FUCK HIM WITH A BRICK, AND KICK HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT HE'LL SHIT CUM FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS IN THE AFTERLIFE.
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:lol:
Do the same x 3
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put him in jail to get raped anal by all prisoniers
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Feed him to sharks
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Analrape.
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FIRST WHEN HE OPENS HIS MOUTH I WILL COCK GAG HIM. ONCE HE HAS HAD ENOUGH, I'LL PUT A BRICK IN HIS URETHRA AND JERK HIM OFF UNTIL HE HAS TO CUM SO HE CUMS THE BRICK. WHILE HE INTERNALLY BLEEDS, I'LL SLIT HIS THROAT AND FUCK HIS WINDPIPE, CUMMING IN HIS LUNGS. THEN I'LL SEE WHAT HE DIES FROM FIRST, BLOOD LOSS, OR SUFFOCATION.
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(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/04/07/human-centipede-poster.jpg)
Enough Said
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deliver him to the true F**rer
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I would put him in a room with Leon.
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Make him die from laughing about his own jokes which are so god damn funny (not all :lol: )
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Tell him that his Lotto is no longer happening. :/
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Tell him my lotto has already 5 participants and he dies in shock...
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I will enable my Cholo Fury and kamehameha his ass! :lol:
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Let him get hit by the permbanhammer :evil:
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Kick him off the connecta... ;)
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destroy his PC
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Show him my blackberry and my other pc
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Take away his BlackBerry phone.
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(Way to addicted to it :lol: )
Imma go lean styla
I'll put him in a room, make the oxygen float away, make the walls come closer and closer slowly. Out off the walls will stick 1 sword whose goal is to slit the man's throat. There will be a slingshot who'll be firing tiny, but hard rocks at the man's balls. He'll die due to his age :lol:
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take his 2 stars :rofl:
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Beat the living dog shit out of him.. :lol:
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(http://tophatal1.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/anderson-silva-delivrs-a-crushing-knee-shot-to-the-head-of-rich-franklin.jpg)
Like this HUAAAA
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Remove his post count.
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Reveal his hypocrisy.
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I would say "Vitun runkku ny paukkuu!" and shoot the shit outta him with Ak47.
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putting his dick on my ass and fart
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carkill him
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Kill his rat.
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i dont have longer a rat
Destroy his account
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putting a vibrator in his ass and it goes to the stomach
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put 3 wolfs to rape him in ass and face till he die
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ban him
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stick a razorblade in his ass, chop his balls off and shove them down his throat then gouge his eyes out with a flatblade screwdriver, cut both his nipples off, put his head in a vice and bash the fuck out of his neck with a sledgehammer then cut his head off and use it as a halloween decoration.
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transform him into a troll and get bannneeeeed
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deleting forum games
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take his signature away.
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i will killing you like in your avatar :)) :lol: :rofl:
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aww
stab him with a fishing pole.
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reseting his post count to 0 :pop:
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blocking his accoutn from the admins vs players topic and the 3 word story topic. :evil:
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delete his argo account
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reset postcount to 0 :cool:
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reset postcount to 0 :cool:
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destroy his pc
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I'D DO THE FOLLOWING IN ORDER:
SLIT HIS THROAT, PULL HIS HEAD BACK TO OPEN UP THE SLIT, STICK MY COCK IN HIS WINDPIPE, FUCK IT UNTIL I HAVE A MIXTURE OF CUM AND PISS COMING OUT OF MY DICK INTO HIS LUNGS, PULL MY DICK OUT, CUT HIS ABDOMINAL CAVITY OPEN, PISS ALL OVER THE ORGANS, RIP OUT HIS INTESTINES, SHOVE THEM IN HIS ASS, PULL THEM OUT LIKE ANAL BEADS, REMOVE HIS SPINAL CORD, SPLIT IT IN HALF, WHIP HIM WITH THE TWO HALVES, REMOVE HIS PENIS, STICK IT IN HIS EYE, PUNCH IT IN WITH A BRICK, PUT A NEEDLE IN HIS OTHER EYE, AND THEN I'LL shoot him in the face with a 9mm.
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I'D DO THE FOLLOWING IN ORDER:
SLIT HIS THROAT, PULL HIS HEAD BACK TO OPEN UP THE SLIT, STICK MY COCK IN HIS WINDPIPE, f**k IT UNTIL I HAVE A MIXTURE OF CUM AND PISS COMING OUT OF MY DICK INTO HIS LUNGS, PULL MY DICK OUT, CUT HIS ABDOMINAL CAVITY OPEN, PISS ALL OVER THE ORGANS, RIP OUT HIS INTESTINES, SHOVE THEM IN HIS ASS, PULL THEM OUT LIKE ANAL BEADS, REMOVE HIS SPINAL CORD, SPLIT IT IN HALF, WHIP HIM WITH THE TWO HALVES, REMOVE HIS PENIS, STICK IT IN HIS EYE, PUNCH IT IN WITH A BRICK, PUT A NEEDLE IN HIS OTHER EYE, AND THEN I'LL shoot him in the face with a 9mm.
Oh my god. :alert"
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ban him from Forum cuz he is a Troll on game section
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Seems like Weegee has some temper issues. :lol:
As for the person above me, I will lock him in a room and show him videos of Bill Kaullitz masturbating.
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I'd kill you with your Hydra :D
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Wouldn't kill Salma, too beautiful n all ;)
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ill kill u with the only style i know Rambo style.
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I dunno, maybe with love?
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I'll call Vincent Rambo Mamlaz to kill Monte.
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I'll call Vincent Rambo Mamlaz to kill Monte.
Who??
I'd of course call real Rambo...
Ok I lied.
The truth is I am Rambo, so I'd split crack head open with a knife and put it back together again then repeat this over several years insuring large pain.
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I would took his green stars :D
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Throw a shoe at him
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Ban him from forum cuz he is a posthunter
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Gouge his eyes out with a fork, smash his balls with a ball-peen hammer, cut it off using a kitchen knife, make him eat it, cut his stomach open with a hack-saw, strangle him to death using his own intestines. Dump the remains in a shark infested water.
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Gouge his eyes out with a fork, smash his balls with a ball-peen hammer, cut it off using a kitchen knife, make him eat it, cut his stomach open with a hack-saw, strangle him to death using his own intestines. Dump the remains in a shark infested water.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :rofl:
I wouldnt kill him he made my day :P
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poop on him
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ban him on forum.
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You can't die becouse of that....
Shit in his butt untill he is full of crap and than stick a TNT stick in his dick hole... no offence... i just always wanted to say that!
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I'd get him drunk and take videos of him doing really embarrasing stuff, such as strip-dancing near-naked to pictures of Michael Jackson, then upload to YouTube. Once it goes viral, suicide will follow.
I know, I'm cruel.
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Taken his admin rank
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Cock sledgehammer.
Cock sledgehammer.
Cock sledgehammer.
Cock sledgehammer.
Cock sledgehammer.
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The nut cracker x 1000 times. After a few of those, he will kill himself :D
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Shove sonic up his ass (arse) a few times.
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Fuck him sideways.
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Click the "mute" button on him
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Screwdriver!
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Hang him upside down by his feet, make a slit in his head and let him bleed to death through his head.
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Probably cut him open, and make him eat his liver, stomach and then he's probably already dead to finish the rest.
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Oh.. how do I start?
1) Scoop eyes out with spoon.
2) Cut off lips, ears and nose with knife and remove tongue.
3) Crucify.
4) Cut hands and feet off.
5) Uncrucify.
6) Put in giant frying pan, cover in oil and cook until almost dead.
7) Allow 1 month to recover.
8) Repeat step 3.
9) Cut arms and legs off.
10) Repeat step 5.
11) Allow 1 month to recover.
12) Is now a blind, deaf and mute vegetable. Leave in room to starve to death.
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Oh.. how do I start?
1) Scoop eyes out with spoon.
2) Cut off lips, ears and nose with knife and remove tongue.
3) Crucify.
4) Cut hands and feet off.
5) Uncrucify.
6) Put in giant frying pan, cover in oil and cook until almost dead.
7) Allow 1 month to recover.
8) Repeat step 3.
9) Cut arms and legs off.
10) Repeat step 5.
11) Allow 1 month to recover.
12) Is now a blind, deaf and mute vegetable. Leave in room to starve to death.
Psycho!
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Shoot him point blank with a shotgun round to the face, and then beat him to death with a boulder.
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Chain him to a pole at a Justin Bieber concert.
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Kill his cat forcing him to comitte suicide.
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Get him to eat his cat...
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Shove a shotgun up his ass
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Drive over with Monster Truck
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land on him with a helicopter
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I'd keep her in a dark room for months, collecting her pee, poo and period blood. I'd then collect it up and mix it and fill a swimming pool with it. I'd then tie a brick around her neck and throw her in.
Nah jk <3
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GIVE TO HIM A FUCKING SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD FOR FUCKING POSTING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAK, FACK SAKE.
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I'd hang him by his toenails above burning flames.
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Delete the forum games section
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Delete the forum games section
NEVER
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You didn't kill me.
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Not.
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Execute you at Mordor : D
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Make him take hemlock.
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if he will talk in a bad way too me and wash and my gang...
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Depends if he's annoying or not
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Park my car on him (A)
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/winch with heli then drive the heli into a building, but jump out the second before it hits
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/winch with heli then drive the heli into a building, but jump out the second before it hits
When he's sleeping, I would had sneak into his house, put a nade in his mouth and then tape the mouth so it couldn't fell out.
Painless dead
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Take a combat shotgun, insert it in his mouth, shoot till the last bullet.
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Won't kill him.
/winch with heli then drive the heli into a building, but jump out the second before it hits
:rofl:
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I'll butrape till she dies from internal bleeding.
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I'll butrape till she dies from internal bleeding.
:lol:
Would had cut off his jewels :redface:
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ha ha thats simple, i would take away his FBI rights, he would kill him self then
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Take all his stars.
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Lifelong f/ Incidnet - I'm the Killer (Killer Rap) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b194t2oHNhU#)
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Lol.
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Carkill. :banana:
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I would smash your face in a wall
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I'd fuck you to death. (: D )
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I'd f**k you to death. (: D )
I would let you have your first and last orgasm. you would probably die since it's to good for you.
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LOL aww... I'd just imagine typing /kill. And wish that it will be successfull
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hmm, id like him to die smelling my horrible farts
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Im going to carkill you with a hydra :cool: