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Title: Jokes!!
Post by: NLgunmanNL on October 12, 2009, 08:21:01 pm
Ok, this is my story:

I need to do a presentation, for English, and i need to talk about 4 minutes with JOKES :D

So i want to know, what is a good english joke? Please tell your Joke!! :D


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Amon Ra on October 12, 2009, 09:30:21 pm
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed the pregnancy test
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Nexxt on October 12, 2009, 10:19:40 pm
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed the pregnancy test

(http://www.av-clan.com/f0rum/Smileys/classic/huh.gif)

Care that I dont get this one?
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Caltson on October 12, 2009, 10:36:48 pm
I... Didn't get that one to..
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Amon Ra on October 12, 2009, 10:48:25 pm
Only Eliteterm (Coloronene or what ever ) can get this 1 i LOL'ed when he told me it  :rofl:
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: NLgunmanNL on October 13, 2009, 02:43:43 pm
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed the pregnancy test


good one, but not for school ;)

please come on guys! (or girls :$) 

YES WEE-KEND!
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Andy on October 13, 2009, 03:10:51 pm
Why not google it? I'm sure you will find something there  :trust:
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: TheRealStof on October 13, 2009, 03:31:35 pm
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed the pregnancy test

hahahhahahaa i feel her pain..ive failed that damn stick like 4 times!
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Alsatian on October 13, 2009, 06:29:10 pm
hahahhahahaa i feel her pain..ive failed that damn stick like 4 times!

LOL.

Yo' Mama so fat, when she sit around the house.. she sit AROUND the house.  :redface:
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Freedom on October 13, 2009, 07:51:19 pm
Your mama is so fat that she can play pool with the planets.
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Void on October 13, 2009, 07:54:15 pm
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

or Yo mama is so fat when she gets on the weight scale it says her phone number  :rofl:
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Janar on October 13, 2009, 07:58:26 pm
If that helps (Click me). (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=242&Itemid=133)
Or this. (http://www.argonathrpg.eu/forum/index.php?topic=29733.0)
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Boxer on October 13, 2009, 11:32:10 pm
Your Mum's Teeth are so yellow she spits butter
Your Mum's Teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter.
xD

if you want an actual school one.

What did the boy say to the teacher when he didnt do his homework?
A: You cant Tell me of for something i didnt do.
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: NLgunmanNL on October 14, 2009, 05:29:58 pm
dudes, stop the yo momma jokes and start the good jokes
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Voodoo on October 14, 2009, 06:19:45 pm
Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood. "But he acts so stupid," said one to the other. "I think he must have his brains between his legs." "Yeah," her friend sighed, "but I'd sure love to blow his mind."


A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you."
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Nick_E on October 14, 2009, 10:20:41 pm
this is a good joke : some crazy man's escaped from hospital , so they was thinking what game they will play in road , then their chief told them : the member who explode a car and die he will win the games !  :) :) :) :) :rofl:
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: NLgunmanNL on October 15, 2009, 02:36:19 pm
this is a good joke : some crazy man's escaped from hospital , so they was thinking what game they will play in road , then their chief told them : the member who explode a car and die he will win the games !  :) :) :) :) :rofl:


dudel this is totally NOT funny...
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: Amon Ra on October 15, 2009, 02:53:52 pm
this is a good joke : some crazy man's escaped from hospital , so they was thinking what game they will play in road , then their chief told them : the member who explode a car and die he will win the games !  :) :) :) :) :rofl:

(http://i35.tinypic.com/313m9t0.gif)

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Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: TheRealStof on October 15, 2009, 03:12:23 pm
how is christmas a happy occasion for Jews?
A: they put parking meters on their roof

:O thts not funny thats just...i forget the word :D

wannna hear a joke?
womens rights :D

why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the kitchen and the couch

lol pretty much the worst collection yet  :evil:
Title: Re: Jokes!!
Post by: NLgunmanNL on October 15, 2009, 05:17:54 pm
how is christmas a happy occasion for Jews?
A: they put parking meters on their roof

:O thts not funny thats just...i forget the word :D

wannna hear a joke?
womens rights :D

why don't women need drivers licenses?
There is no road between the kitchen and the couch

lol pretty much the worst collection yet  :evil:


funny, but my english teacher is a women :P this won't work... -_-
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