The Troll Bible
[Boxy 1:1]Trolling is not a way of conduct, it's a way of e-life. For one to become a troll, one must give everything he has to the troll gods, such as respect, pride, and common sense. Once those, along with many other things have been taken away, one can continue on his path of trolling. But be warned, trolling is forever. Once you become a troll, there is no going back, at all. Many have tried to revert to their old-ways, but they are still trolls on the inside. This is because trolling does not change how you look, it changes how you are.
[Boxy 1:2]There are many trolls, of many varieties. There are fail-trolls, silly-trolls, and smart-trolls, and many others. The most powerful and dangerous one is the generaltroll. He is one who has mastered the art of trolling and all it's fields. When pitted against another, a general-troll will rarely lose.
[Boxy 1:3]When trolling, one must see the bigger picture. The common way of a troll is to insult, then move on. The real way of a troll is to research, insult or blackmail, then move on. You may be wondering, "Why move on?" The answer is simple. A troll must never dwell, regardless if he is beaten, or not. If one spends too much time trolling one thing, he won't be able to spread his reputation.
ut exsisto remaneo...
The Ways of a Troll
1. Never back down from an argument.
2. Treat everyone equally.
3. Never apologize.
4. When in doubt, flame it out.
5. Never have 2 different personas.
6. Always use memes correctly.
List of Reputable Trolls
Firerain(FP)
Heat(Argonath)
Boxy(Argonath)
Oliver(Argonath)
Kejuan(Argonath)
magis ut existo addo...
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Yay, I made a list :lol:
I won't give everything I have to the troll gods though. I'd rather be rogue.
Dexter, there are many ways of trolling. Not all of them include random flaming and provoking.
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/Captain802_Second/successful_troll.jpg)
Was that meant to be funny? If so, I fail to see the joke.