Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Forum Games => Topic started by: Cream on February 03, 2010, 04:27:02 pm
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Subject....
ill start:
1. if you see someone dming and you thing there is no admins you start "praying" to sauron
2. i there is a tank you scream "CBFasi WTF!"
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3. When you are banned and demand money as compensation :lol:
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3. When you are banned and demand money as compensation :lol:
:lol:
4. ahumm.... if you see a guy on roof you think " OMFG! Another hanker! there are too many these days"
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5. When you see anyone in Real Life pointing you a gun, you'll shout "OMG DMER!!!!!!!"
6. You try to type /taxi IRL and a taxi comes by but doesn't get you and you shout "OMG NOOB LRN TO RP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
7. A cop pulls you over IRL and you say "omg noob i didnt do anything wrong fu"
8. When you get jailed for more than 2 mins IRL you shout "OMG NOOBS I DID NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
9. When you get shot IRL you shout "OMG DMER N00B!! RPRTD!!!!"
10. You piss in public IRL and a cop comes get you, you shout "omg lrn 2 rp nub kop"
:)
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11. you get pissed cause of game IRL.
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11. you get pissed cause of game IRL.
the best one xD
12. you drivin a taxi and you kidnap someone and he steps out and you overdrive him Screaming LRN 2 RP NOOB!
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13. When you make this kind of topics
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Lol at Elmartu.
14. You find a small coin from the ground while walking at city and you shout: OMFG IM RICH WTF OOOOOO AAAAAAAAA SPAM SPAM MUTHAFUCKAS!
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When you get your salary or pocketmoney and scream "PAYDAY!"
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15. when you go to your boss and scream " GIVE ME PAYDAY!"
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16. When you crash your car, and then blame the lag
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Forgot to number my lasp post so lets call that one 17.
18. When you run a red light and tell the cop - Lights aren't 100 percent synched sir, besides we do not need to stop at red lights :cop:
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19. When you realise something bad will happen, you try to /q.
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19. When you notice something bad will happen, you try to /q.
lol
20. when you see someone talking in other lagang you say him: "this is a in....blah blah blah.... server" please speak english
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21. When you sign reciepts and contracts with your ingame name
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22. When you google "AVDS" when trying to search a drivingschool IRL
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22. when you have to run a big group by yourself.
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23. When you try to start a mafia IRL.
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24. When you tried to explain to your boss about your lack of sleep. "I have a night job as admin"
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24. When you jump into a random shoot-out thinking you'll just respawn after death.
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25. when you se someone DM you say "Pancher will come and get you"
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26. When you are dreaming about stuff that never will occur on the server.
27. When you laugh at things that wasn't funny when you started.
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28. When you drown while swimming because you remember that you can't swim on Vice City
29. When you jump from high building and think that you only loose around 50 hp like in Vice City
30. When you go to weapon store and just grab guns and walk out saying *what's the point paying for these because money is coming back anyways (like it does now in VCMP)
31. When you start to piss and then can't stop it and start to yell */animstop!, /stopanim!, aaarhgg where's f?!!*
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32. when you see a dude on a field you suspect him for growing weed
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33 When you jump from a building in real life to get down as soon as possible and THEN begin searching for the TAB key... :skull:
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34. to see a guy named cutter and asking him why he banned you or UNBAN ME!
(rly cutter -_-)
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35. When you begin to bunny hop whilst running in real life
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36. When you fall alsleep at the laptop whilst standing at GS9.
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37. When you ask for admin irl.
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38. When you see someone hacking the coca-cola machine, and you scream "Script ABUSE!"
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39. When you can walk around GS9 with your eyes closed.
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40. When you see someone fighting in real life you accuse them for DM.
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41. when you get some $$ from a man you scream HACKER!
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42. When you start focussing your attention on what other players standing at GS9 are looking at.
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43. when you fall asleep on (your)PD table
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36. When you fall alsleep at the laptop whilst standing at GS9.
I loled :D
44.When you go up to a random person and ask them if you can borrow 5k
45.When you run around in circles saying 'cops can't catch me nanana'
46.When you call cops noobs
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46.when a kidnaper aims at you and you say "afk, brb"
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47. When you start jumping in hope to get more speed while running
Btw many of those reasons are actually answers to question *when you know that someone else is playing too much Argonath RPG?*
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48. when you doo a sleepover at your PC whith Argonath on
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49. When GS9 explodes, you may think your on fire in real life.
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50. (950 to go) when you go to GS you start searching for I9
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51: When the Police thinks twice about attacking you.
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52. when you RP a FBI IRL...
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53. When someone shouts /me pulls an mp5 out his ass
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54. when you wanna suecide for 25k
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55. When you threaten to sue Argonath because you got banned
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56. if you still saying I WANNA BE UNBANNED- agh...
56.when you listen to gangsta raap and sell drugs to cops
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57. When you get fine IRL, you call him "Fucking abusive freecop"
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57. When you are leaving ur house IRL and u try to type /exit
58. When you do /me ties the man up IRL and they run u yell OMG NOOM LRN TO RP!!!
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59. When you request a ban to stop you from playing.
60. When you request a forum ban from posting/reading on the forum.
61. When GS9 explodes at random moments for no reason whatsoever.
62. When new players come to GS9 and randomly start dancing.
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63. When you've got the only computer remaining in the whole world.
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64. When you start writing words like nou and /me on your english papers
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65. When you actually play Argonath RPG enough for it to start messing with your life. Stop it.
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12. when you start making cliche threads like this
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66. When you read this thread.
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67-When you call customers who annoy you at work puto.
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68. When you see the president of your country and point "Look its Gandalf!"
69. When you start using words like Noany, newbie etc.
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68. When you see the president of your country and point "Look its Gandalf!"
oh my god i rofled :rofl:
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33 When you jump from a building in real life to get down as soon as possible and THEN begin searching for the TAB key... :skull:
LMAO
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69.When you die and ask god why im not respawned?!
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70. When someone is aiming with weapon you say ''Omg noob you cant force me to RP with u'' and you walk away.
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71. When you get in your car and type "/carlock" in the immobilizer keypad (If you've got one :lol: )
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72.When you shoot somebody with 9mm and if he dies you say ADMIN OMG WTF?! Killbug! He has 80 hp left!
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73 Some just camp 48/7 in game for payday
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74- Give your whole time for it, make it more important than your real life.
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75. Go infront of your house and attempt to type "/unlockhouse" using the door bells' buttons
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76 : when someone piss's you off and you try to /set hit 10000k
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77: I never had a $25.000 payday IRL.
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78: Some one is trying to kill you and you try to /report
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79: When you are at a Gas Station irl, look around for Frank and check the roof to see if Lustig is there with his plane.
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80: Saying lol wtf omg irl (already doing it damn) and talking nonsense shit while everybody is looking at you
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81: when you start saying ''lol,omg,rofl'' irl when people tell jokes.
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82. When you get hit by a car IRL and scream "OMG CARKILLING! I REPORT U NOOB!"
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83: When there's lots of hobos at the airport
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84: When you enter a taxi and the taxi driver says "idk where that is, lead me there"
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85: you are buying new car and you are trying to type /buycar with your phone.
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86. /ask while SMSing someone to ask a question
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87. When you begin going zomg freecop n00bz when a Police Officer pulls your over
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88. When you go to a Gas Station and start doing to /yo animation to all the people there
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89. When you place barriers to block a road and you get the "You cannot place any more barriers, you have reached the 20 limit" message
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90. when ur on the phone and u start saying "ROFL" and "LOL"
91. when ur typing a message and before starting to type you press "T"
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92. Moaners everywhere
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93. When you're a doctor and you go around the city asking everyone if they want healing
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94. When you see a Crown Victoria Police car and think: Why am I not lagging(Have done this D:)
95. Wondering how so many things are synced
96. When talking with people almost saying lol or /me :(
97. When you punch something cuz you get mad at something IG
98. When you try to do something from RL IG
99. Trying to bunny hop to places to go faster(tried, it doesn't work)
100. Going into a store and attempting to use /buy instead of Hi, can i have a hamburger?
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101. When you kill someone for being orange. Bad luck Jordan.
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102. When you enter a taxi driver IRL and pay $100 just to go down the road.
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103. When you can just go to a random airport and get a random plane
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104. when your sister is DMing you in your own room, and you try to /report her to your mom,in hopes that she gets kicked from your room (i have done that LOL)
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105. You see a police officer right across your house arresting a suspect. You run out of the house, point at the officer and scream; 'OMFG! FREECOP ABUSE!'
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105. You see a police officer right across your house arresting a suspect. You run out of the house, point at the officer and scream; 'OMFG! FREECOP ABUSE!'
:rofl:
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106. When you eats and offcers ticket and steps out and start peeing on his shoes and yells FREEDOM! :lol:
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107. When you start to care about the people in the game.
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108. When you start to Copy what you do in argonath, sell drugs kill people
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109. Running to the local city hall, approach the mayor and scream: GIMME PAYDAY ALREADY
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110. when you see cops and attempt to /q...
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111. You crashed into a cop IRL and you said "Sorry, lag ram"
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112. When you sit still around pc at 02.12 am and keep being mad that SAMP is not on.
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113. When you Google Map - GS9, LSPD , The Four Dragons Casino
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114. When you go to an airport then take any car you want there for free
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115. When a cop pulls you over you tell him "sorry I don't have time to RP now."
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Every time you speak you say "T" or "`
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117. When you start using your in-game name instead of your real life name IRL.. ( I introduced my self as Jose to someone the other day :lol: )
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118. When you're on MSN and you accidentally press "t /L" before your message.
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118. When you drift IRL and someone stops you you say: "Sorry, Car lag" (If this is already posted please remove)
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118. When you drift IRL and someone stops you you say: "Sorry, Car lag" (If this is already posted please remove)
Jericho, that's 119 by the way.
120. You do not crouch down when a criminal is pointing his gun around. Instead, you scroll up to see if you have any weapons to use against him.
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121. When you drive under a low bridge in game and you duck in real life.
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122. When someone tells you to shut up IRL, you report him to the police for telling you to shut up.
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123.When i try to find /area of a lost person.
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124. You wanna pay for the beer you're buying and ask the shopkeeper what's his id so that you can /send the money to him.
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125. When you evade a red traffic light and claim that they are desynced. :devroll:
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126. When you enter a 24/7 store and pay the clerk the 200$ entry fee
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125. When you enter a 24/7 store and pay the clerk the 200$ entry fee
It's 126 Jericho...
127. You are looking for the blue house icon at your house door and gonna stay there for a few seconds to check for the house's value.
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128. When a cop arrests you for abuseive language and you claim it was OOC
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129. When you are banned from server for multiple times and you always get back saying that Argo is your life and you will not ever again do same mistake
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130. You play Argonath instead of eating.
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131.You are calling your Teacher Daco :lol:
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132.SYou agree with 131 bad ideas
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133.When you find a nice house for sale and scream around "OMFG I FOUND AWESOME HOUSE UNOWNED!!11!1one!1!"
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134. when you say /purchase in a car inside a dealership and expect it to spawn outside with you in it
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135. When you spend most of your day playing forum games
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135. When you spend most of your day playing forum games
touche
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136.You get banned for - You Gulucan
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137. You wanna get revenge on a person who is annoying you and so you really set a hitman contract on him IRL.
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138. You wonder where is the green house Icon for an unowned house.
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You see its evening and you want to settime to 12:00 :P
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139. You enter a clothes shop and you want to change skins
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140. You see a plane fly overhead and hope it doesn't hit you
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141. You ask yourself: "How come this car has an owner's name even though its out of fuel?
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142. When your surrounded by cops aiming at you and your like k bye and /q
143. When your playing hide and seek and can't find anyone you yell OMFG /q ABUSE!
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144. You have a car crash and your car is damaged. You then crash your car into random objects until it explodes in which you want your car to respawn repaired.
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145. When you're so desperate for an unban you print a 40-page unban request and mail it to Gandalf while typing it so that if the 40 pages are pasted on a wall, the text will form an image of Jesus Christ.
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146. When you start hitting your computer when you get a d/c.
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146. When you look at a street bike and say "Oh, hey mom look its an NRG-500"
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147. When u bunny hop because it's faster
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148. When you expect your car to be fixed in a matter of seconds and no matter how damaged it is, it'll cost $100
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149.You greet your friends with /yo IRL.
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150. You randomly shout "BIG FAT JUICY FLOPPY DONKEY DICK" in a quiet grocery shop, being inspired by Leon.
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151. When it's monday, you're thinking about the Friday night playing Argonath RPG. :banana:
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152.You walk as a gangster. And accent is changed to a black gangster and talking style is more like 'yaaww wassssup maaiiin nigguhhh'
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start using /gsign (1-9) IRL
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154: When you actually say "lol" in reallife after some funny shit is said instead of laugh.
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When you go to this topic...
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150. You randomly shout "BIG FAT JUICY FLOPPY DONKEY DICK" in a quiet grocery shop, being inspired by Leon.
I am so gonna do this.
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I am so gonna do this.
Ae snimi im stavi na jutub pa da se malo smejem :rofl:
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151. Stand infront of a house's door expecting house's information to apper
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152. You begin to ignore your actual name and insist that people should refer to you by your full in-game name.
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153. You jump off a tall roof and try to use TAB.
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154. When you try to recruit people to do a bank robbery with you and moan afterwards about not being paid.
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155. When you get home and you try to type /enter in an invisible keyboard.
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When your forum post count is over 9000.
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When you get "b*tch Slapped" IRL and try to /report
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Whenever you do /id Stracci too much on an invisible keyboard
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When you see a fat guy on the street dressed in purple clothes and you say that was Frank Hawk
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160. When you actually take the time to read all 1,000 ways. :lol:
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161. When you are taken to the Police Department for a crime you didn't do and you yell at everyone:
OMFG COPZOR ABUSE COP BANZ0R ADMIN HALP!
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162. When police busts you for growing weed you start yelling ROFLMAO ZOMG STOP THA AB00Z WEED GROWING IS LEGAL
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153. You jump off a tall roof and try to use TAB.
Copycat *cough*
33 When you jump from a building in real life to get down as soon as possible and THEN begin searching for the TAB key... :skull:
163. When you are missing cash in your wallet which you knew was there and scream "omg I am hacked"
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164. You torch your buddys car and tell him it will respawn at his house.
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165. When you can't keep one property more then a few hours.
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166. When you start to notice that there 166 ways of knowing you play too much Argonath RPG, and only 159 replies.
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167. When you start saying things like "haxzor" and "trolol" irl :3
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When you kill yourself being sure you'll respawn.
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When you wish to find "RP-it" guys IRL and beat shit out them :roll:
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170. When you end up beating up people who try to beat the shit out of you for saying "RP it" :redface:
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When you see Joker Kolta playing Loki in the Avengers movie.
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When your banned for atleast 2 months and killing time with forum games..
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When you get an addiction to touching the / key everytime you are near a computer.
P.S. Cool topic. :D
P.P.S. Ahhhh, I just pwnt myself by accidently hitting / when typing the P.S.!
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172. When you're so bored you pass the time by posting in forum games. :devroll:
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173. When you get pulled over by a real life cop for something you think wasn't fair, accuse them of abuse then put your hands up like /gu and ask for an investigation.
(It doesn't work btw)
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174. When you try surfing on big airplanes.
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175. when you try becoming Friends with JDC
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176. When JDC eats you.
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177. WHen you gone afk ig in weed spot and got kicked ( :weed: ) you tired of re-logging and come to relax in Forum Games.
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178. When [Rstar]cDa comes online - forums active IG never
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179. When you start parking cars at LSAP to form a swastika or dick shape. :roll:
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180. When driving a fire engine on top of a Packer to get the nozzle high enough to shoot over a fire on the top of a building actually sounds like a feasible idea.
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181: When someone calls you a name you yell "HEY!! NO FLAMING!!! I REPORT YOU!!!"
182: When a cop pulls you over and they don't tell you to turn off your engine you scream "YOU SHOULD BE FIRED!"
183: When you see a local cop you yell "JOIN ARPD!!"
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184. When you want to get posts on Forum.
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185. When you have vivid dreams of playing the game then get on in reality and discover you are still where you were when you logged off.
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186.
tWhen all your sentences start with "t".
tThis happens to me all the time!
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187. When you don't eat for 10 hours and don't even release it.
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188. When you type /cb or /l on MSN.
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189. When you jump on top of a car and start pissing in public.
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190. When you get busted with weed and you try to get the cop copbanned for taking weed while on duty
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191. /yo animation irl.
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192. When your gf is jealous to Gandalf for having you spending more time in his community than with her.
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193. When my mom pwns my laptop
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194. When someone tries to attack you and you tell him to go to Paruni.
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194.wehn you use /l /s /w on another server
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196. When you start dancing sensually on the steps of your local City Hall.
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197. When you don't study for upcoming tests / exams.
198. When your in an exam or test, and you day dream about new ideas on Argonath.
199. When you get caught by a teacher on Argonath forums at school.
200. When you got to bed at 5AM..
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201. When you start singing random things from argoradio in front of your mother
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202.When you spend over 5 Days on the forums, and countless hours IG...
203.When you don't go for a haircut delaying it because you are "IG" :D
204.When you realize that you spent 12 Hours during a wonderful sunny summer day
205.When you go to sleep thinking of Argonath.
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206. You're getting pissed when you lost an event and thinking of how you could've done better but it's too late.
207. When I see someone shooting I always think of lagshooting.
208. When I see some cops pulling over, I always remember /m 1 command.