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Title: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: rJCaiG on March 16, 2010, 09:31:43 am
The Tsar Bomba is the nickname given to the largest, most powerful nuclear (or any, for that matter) weapon EVER detonated. This beasty bastard was detonated in mid-north Russia, on an Island named "Novaya Zemlya". The blast was 50 Mt (Megatons), but it was capable of yielding 100 Mt, meaning if this beauty was ever used on anywhere civilised, that place would be f**ked.
Here's some pictures of it, before I go into some more detail:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Tsar_photo11.jpg)
The mushroom cloud

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Ivan_bomb.png)
The red dot shows where it was detonated

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/Tsar_Bomba_Revised.jpg)
A replica of the Tsar bomba

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Tsar01.jpg)
The Tsar Bomba's Fireball


Now, as you can see, this thing is serious shit. How serious? It broke windows in Sweden and Finland. It could be SEEN from Finland. Look at the map I gave you earlier, notice how far away they are from each other!!
The seismic shock created by this bomb was felt AROUND THE GLOBE...Even on the shockwave's 3rd passage around the Earth!
..The most potentially destructive nuclear weapon ever created by the United States was a measly 25Mt...This beast was capable of reaching 4 times that amount!
Another measure of how massive this thing has the capability of being? If it was detonated at 100Mt, it would be equivalent to HALF THE SIZE of the 1883 eruption of Krakatoa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1883_eruption_of_Krakatoa) - some hefty shit.

Just thought I'd share how f**king awesome the USSR, and Russians in particular, were at making nuclear weapons. I for one am glad we never went to war with them!
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 16, 2010, 01:35:05 pm
Terrific. If USA vs Russia, USA will ultimatly fail. Pin this down in Pentagon and they can capitulate lol.

Sadly Russians don't have technology and scientist support to create other weapons in modern days.


There was a documentary movie yesterday about USSR and their researches on weapons. And why do you think they actually got theese results? The reason is, the government threatened Russian great scientists to kill them if they won't do researches on theese technologies. That's why Russians have them today.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: tiderman on March 16, 2010, 09:15:55 pm
This is gay

Terrific. If USA vs Russia, USA will ultimatly fail. Pin this down in Pentagon and they can capitulate lol.

Sadly Russians don't have technology and scientist support to create other weapons in modern days.


There was a documentary movie yesterday about USSR and their researches on weapons. And why do you think they actually got theese results? The reason is, the government threatened Russian great scientists to kill them if they won't do researches on theese technologies. That's why Russians have them today.
You never know about that...
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Alarba on March 16, 2010, 09:22:13 pm
Where can i get one of those?
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: shitix on March 16, 2010, 09:36:58 pm
eBay -.- Its a pretty cool bomb tho
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Alarba on March 16, 2010, 09:39:50 pm
i hope this was a wakeup call to USA and to the world
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Pablo on March 16, 2010, 10:12:03 pm
i got 50 bombs like these in my house i droped them at my school and it blow

Ok, now serious. Well, that's quite big bomb, and if it was thrown on Poland, well, all that will be left, will be the ashes.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Jamal on March 16, 2010, 10:57:10 pm
let me continue he hilarious sarcasm,

u sure? I'm pretty sure there would be rainbows and f**kin lolipops raining from the sky! *laughs*

This is not the greatest bomb creatable though... imagine the tons of dynamite and such that could be used, but would be too dangerous. Either way, bombs need to be put out of use before one day it malfunctions... that would be a problem. Not to mention, taking one of these right into the center of a country... it is a wonder how people are stupid enough to even try this.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Varjaca on March 17, 2010, 05:41:46 pm
Serbia is safe... Nobody would bomb Serbia, if they bomb Serbia they blow all countries around it (( like 10 of them ) , cuz serbia is small
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Oliver on March 18, 2010, 08:00:24 am
Serbia is safe... Nobody would bomb Serbia, if they bomb Serbia they blow all countries around it something werid like 10 of them ) , cuz serbia is small

If anyone wanted to get rid of Serbia completely they'd probably want to get rid of all the Balkan countries.
A bomb in Croatia and boom, you're gone.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Yihka on March 18, 2010, 12:59:03 pm
There are stronger bombs using the stuff in water nowadays...

Yet they have never been tested
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Aksel on March 18, 2010, 02:35:53 pm
If anyone wanted to get rid of Serbia completely they'd probably want to get rid of all the Balkan countries.
A bomb in Croatia and boom, you're gone.

You got that straight.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Varjaca on March 20, 2010, 07:53:07 pm
But why would someone bombard Serbia? We are poor, we are weak... Only reason while they would like to bombard us is Kosovo... But if they throw Nuclear bomb at us, Kosovo is gone too... So we are SAFE
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Squeak on March 20, 2010, 07:55:34 pm
Why are you glorifying this?
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Freedom on March 20, 2010, 08:27:55 pm

The seismic shock created by this bomb was felt AROUND THE GLOBE...Even

hmm, I didn't feel anything
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on March 20, 2010, 08:36:29 pm
holy motherfucker!!! fuck! fuckidy! fuck!!!
imagine that shyt in MEXICO! OMG!! we mexicans would be wiped out!!! D:
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: tiderman on March 20, 2010, 10:57:43 pm
hmm, I didn't feel anything
Yeah, I don't think you are 50 years old, big guy...
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Alarba on March 20, 2010, 11:42:33 pm
Yeah, I don't think you are 50 years old, big guy...
Good point, no one had mentioned this was from the 60's
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: BlackEagle on March 21, 2010, 12:36:18 am
Bombs are bad guys, really bad.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 21, 2010, 08:04:53 am
hmm, I didn't feel anything
In 1960's i suppose you weren't even in project.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: BlackEagle on March 21, 2010, 11:50:48 am
In 1960's i suppose you weren't even in project.
:gand:

Listen to him, he was there.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 22, 2010, 03:23:16 pm
:gand:

Listen to him, he was there.
Rrrright.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: dtlove on March 22, 2010, 06:25:01 pm
Yeah, Incredible and all that, but all the people it killed, and what could happen if it gets into the wrong Hands? Yeah, Bad shit would happen.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Jenny_Adams on March 24, 2010, 04:28:40 pm
If anyone wanted to get rid of Serbia completely they'd probably want to get rid of all the Balkan countries.
A bomb in Croatia and boom, you're gone.
Oh someone finally knows where is Croatia  :lol:
Croatia is safe of this bigass xD
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Todor on March 24, 2010, 05:06:23 pm
Just a clarification for people that do not live in an easter european country:
Tsar (Цар) is a title which translates to 'King' but is above king as far as titles go.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: CM Daniel on March 24, 2010, 06:27:53 pm
Bombs are for whimps.
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Julian on March 25, 2010, 05:53:01 pm
Why are you glorifying this?
Title: Re: Tsar Bombas - These things are f**king incredible!
Post by: Altair_Carter on March 26, 2010, 11:57:34 am
Just a clarification for people that do not live in an easter european country:
Tsar (Цар) is a title which translates to 'King' but is above king as far as titles go.
Царь ***
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