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Title: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on March 31, 2010, 11:27:22 pm
Well...
 I've not been so active recently, as some of you may have noticed.

4 days ago I woke up at the usual time of 9:40... My phone was ringing, so I picked it up, to my amazement, it was a call from someone who proclaimed to be from the American Embassy in the UK.

She wouldn't say what her name was as she said it was of vital international importance that I didn't know it, for my own good (at this point, i doubted the call being real) I then told her to shut up and was about to hang up, but then I heard a mans voice say "I wouldn't do that if I was you".

It sounded fammiliar, he had a Texas accent, but I couldn't understand from who'm it was.

I asked "Ok, who is this, your starting to get on my nerves".

He said something like: "I can assure you, your getting on our nerves"

I said : "Ah is this because your balls are as small as your brains"?

He said something like: "Now, theres no need to be rude."

I then said: "Well if you do not want such hostility, own up, who the fuck are you?"

He said: "Ok, I'll come clean with you."

I stayed silent thinking it was someone from college...

He then said something like: "I was recently a very high rank in the United States' Presidents Administration"

I said "Yea, and I've not got school in like 10 minutes, good bye".

So I hanged up the phone...

It was like 12:30 when the same person recalled me asking to explain and if I'd hear him out, ok I must admit, I was worried now - how did this person manage to get my phone? Is he some sort've stalker?

He then explained something...
I couldn't believe it at first...

But then the security of the college came into the canteen - as they must've seen me come in there...

They asked me to come with them...

I was like "What? No... What did I do"...

Then the phone call kind've made sence all of a sudden.

I went with them, they took me to the carpark of the college, and there was a black tinted 4 by 4 SUV thing..

The back door opened, and now I was shitting my self :P...

Ok, I dont expect you to believe this, but it was George W Bush's personal Secretary  -.-..

He told me that he had recieved reports of me "Slandering the former president" on a forum, now I admit I do not like that guy one bit, not even since what happened.

Long story short...

I've been asked to take part in the development of a new presidential election campaign for the next time the US goes along and votes for a new president.

What do you think?

They told me they will contact me later... But I cant stop thinking " Why me? Why should I give a damn?"

They've said they would offer me enough cash to retire at 18...

They've also said I would get to have my own all enclusive all expenses paid etc unlimited stay in a 5 star hotel in the US.

I am opposed to the Republicans way of politics, infact, Im not so concerned about US politics...

What the fuck?
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Romeo on March 31, 2010, 11:30:06 pm
Cool story bro.
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on March 31, 2010, 11:30:59 pm
Thankyou, its true 100%  :lol:
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: tiderman on March 31, 2010, 11:32:36 pm
Wow.. dude... Seriously? WHAT THE FUCKK
Man I'm getting chills right now!! This is exactly the same thing that happened to me this morning!!
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on March 31, 2010, 11:50:42 pm
I've just been paid $200,000.00 to do this for them
!  :cool:
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Pandalink on March 31, 2010, 11:51:04 pm
(http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg)
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Wolfe on March 31, 2010, 11:53:52 pm
(http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg)

+1
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on March 31, 2010, 11:57:25 pm
Cake is a lie, Curse is not a lie.

Thank you very much.

*Walks around in circles angrily*
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Pandalink on March 31, 2010, 11:58:18 pm
Speaking of which, I've been wondering if has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Seskom on March 31, 2010, 11:58:35 pm
(http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg)
+2

Either this is a lie or you got owned!
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on April 01, 2010, 12:01:15 am
Speaking of which, I've been wondering if has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What? You made no sense.

But its clear this April Fool's joke is proving very sucessful (you cant see this sentance)
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: newton_alex on April 01, 2010, 12:04:00 am
(http://cdn.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/o_rly.jpg)
+3

Just to let you know:

(http://www.vipwallpaper.com/data/media/1341/Neo25WP2006_-_Keeley_Hazell_7.jpg)


Thats my girlfriend

*and for those who dont get sarcasm on forums.. it is sarcasm*
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Pandalink on April 01, 2010, 12:15:55 am
But its clear this April Fool's joke is proving very sucessful (you cant see this sentance)

urdoinitwrong
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Hidduh on April 01, 2010, 12:18:32 am
Coo.. OH WAIT NAO!

(http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/aprilfoolsday9-785233.gif)

Awesome story by the way  ;)
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Mikro on April 01, 2010, 12:25:46 am
Coo.. OH WAIT NAO!

(http://www.sailingscuttlebutt.com/blog/uploaded_images/aprilfoolsday9-785233.gif)

Awesome story by the way  ;)
+1

And indeed, I really enjoyed it, especially the replies (no sarcasm).  :rofl:
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: rJCaiG on April 01, 2010, 12:45:07 am
Haha you got me, i forgot it was April fools :(
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: newton_alex on April 01, 2010, 08:47:51 am
+1

And indeed, I really enjoyed it, especially the reality of it (sarcasm).   :rofl:....  :neutral:
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Mikro on April 01, 2010, 10:41:07 am


You... You. You!! You edited my post in your quote :lol:
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Ziad on April 01, 2010, 12:11:45 pm
Haha you got me, i forgot it was April fools :(
+1
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: MisterSjeiks on April 01, 2010, 02:32:45 pm
At first i thought: ''Lies'' - Then i thought: ''Hmm...'' - Then i thought: ''Uhm...'' - Then i was like: ''Oshi it's april fools''
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: newton_alex on April 01, 2010, 06:10:43 pm
You... You. You!! You edited your post in my quote :lol:
wtf that don't make sense ? :P  :rofl: :lol:
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Y2JFaN on April 02, 2010, 02:12:50 am
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/WEEGEE_LUIGI.jpg)
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: dtlove on April 02, 2010, 08:27:59 pm
Ah, It was a joke.....I would have never guessed :P
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: newton_alex on April 02, 2010, 08:37:24 pm
Ah, It was a joke.....I would have never guessed :P
sarcasm ? or april fools a day late ?  :lol:
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: SugarD on April 06, 2010, 01:34:21 am
Well...
 I've not been so active recently, as some of you may have noticed.

4 days ago I woke up at the usual time of 9:40... My phone was ringing, so I picked it up, to my amazement, it was a call from someone who proclaimed to be from the American Embassy in the UK.

She wouldn't say what her name was as she said it was of vital international importance that I didn't know it, for my own good (at this point, i doubted the call being real) I then told her to shut up and was about to hang up, but then I heard a mans voice say "I wouldn't do that if I was you".

It sounded fammiliar, he had a Texas accent, but I couldn't understand from who'm it was.

I asked "Ok, who is this, your starting to get on my nerves".

He said something like: "I can assure you, your getting on our nerves"

I said : "Ah is this because your balls are as small as your brains"?

He said something like: "Now, theres no need to be rude."

I then said: "Well if you do not want such hostility, own up, who the f**k are you?"

He said: "Ok, I'll come clean with you."

I stayed silent thinking it was someone from college...

He then said something like: "I was recently a very high rank in the United States' Presidents Administration"

I said "Yea, and I've not got school in like 10 minutes, good bye".

So I hanged up the phone...

It was like 12:30 when the same person recalled me asking to explain and if I'd hear him out, ok I must admit, I was worried now - how did this person manage to get my phone? Is he some sort've stalker?

He then explained something...
I couldn't believe it at first...

But then the security of the college came into the canteen - as they must've seen me come in there...

They asked me to come with them...

I was like "What? No... What did I do"...

Then the phone call kind've made sence all of a sudden.

I went with them, they took me to the carpark of the college, and there was a black tinted 4 by 4 SUV thing..

The back door opened, and now I was shitting my self :P...

Ok, I dont expect you to believe this, but it was George W Bush's personal Secretary  -.-..

He told me that he had recieved reports of me "Slandering the former president" on a forum, now I admit I do not like that guy one bit, not even since what happened.

Long story short...

I've been asked to take part in the development of a new presidential election campaign for the next time the US goes along and votes for a new president.

What do you think?

They told me they will contact me later... But I cant stop thinking " Why me? Why should I give a damn?"

They've said they would offer me enough cash to retire at 18...

They've also said I would get to have my own all enclusive all expenses paid etc unlimited stay in a 5 star hotel in the US.

I am opposed to the Republicans way of politics, infact, Im not so concerned about US politics...

What the f**k?
One day off from April Fool's ;)
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Vince on April 06, 2010, 02:51:20 am
Gotta admit.. it had me going :rofl:
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: SugarD on April 06, 2010, 03:13:43 am
Lol really? I didn't believe it for a second rofl
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on April 06, 2010, 03:41:43 am
Lol really? I didn't believe it for a second rofl

Yes you did :P.

Right now I am using George Bushes back to rest my foot on :P.

Obama's here,  Aragorn, Gandalf too, we're drinking Tea and discussing coffee. Legolass couldn't make it.





(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3142/lolzorsganobaarame.png)
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Maxy on April 06, 2010, 06:19:43 am
I like the actual picture you took of the meeting, very realistic. That was me on the phone, by the way.
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: Todor on April 06, 2010, 01:11:42 pm
Yes you did :P.

Right now I am using George Bushes back to rest my foot on :P.

Obama's here,  Aragorn, Gandalf too, we're drinking Tea and discussing coffee. Legolass couldn't make it.





(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3142/lolzorsganobaarame.png)

LOL, Cool story bro. Anyways it was pretty fun lol.
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: SugarD on April 06, 2010, 01:24:49 pm
LOL @ THE PIC!
Title: Re: A call from a mysterious government official (of the USA???)
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on April 06, 2010, 02:35:05 pm
Tea parties are much better arranging then campaign parties for the republicans  :lol:
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