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Title: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 08, 2010, 01:41:43 pm
Got any funny Soviet Russia quotes?

Let me start.

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Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Jingle on April 08, 2010, 01:49:52 pm
I think this should be in forum games.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: rJCaiG on April 08, 2010, 01:51:28 pm
yaya agreed
&& cDa is reading the topic, oh god, we're gonna get some funny ones :P
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Julio. on April 08, 2010, 01:54:30 pm
In soviet Russia, TV watches you!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: JDC on April 08, 2010, 01:58:01 pm
In Soviet Russia, flying cars ride on hackers
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 08, 2010, 02:00:22 pm
In Soviet Russia, flying cars ride on hackers

In Soviet Russia, Argonath says hi to you!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: rJCaiG on April 08, 2010, 02:01:43 pm
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Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: JDC on April 08, 2010, 02:03:20 pm
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Poor guy, he's gonna get raped :rofl:
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 08, 2010, 02:20:54 pm
lol nice one Giac :P

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In Soviet Russia, porn watches you!

In Soviet Russia the internet surfs on you

In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!

In Soviet Russia, shit takes you!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: tiderman on April 08, 2010, 05:36:04 pm
"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain." - Putin

amidoinrite?
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Darren Flier on April 08, 2010, 06:11:34 pm
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Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Altair_Carter on April 08, 2010, 06:45:56 pm
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/30/insovietrussia128619043874791112.jpg)
Loved this one :D
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Andros on April 08, 2010, 09:54:49 pm
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/4/14/128842388348988079.jpg)

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Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Gandalf on April 08, 2010, 10:12:17 pm
In Soviet Russia.... the cops bribe You.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on April 08, 2010, 10:18:26 pm
In Soviet Russia, MUDKIPS LIEK YOU
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Hidduh on April 08, 2010, 10:20:31 pm
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Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: iMunna on April 09, 2010, 03:26:46 am
In Soviet Russia, government controls corporations.
In America, corporations control government.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Alarba on April 09, 2010, 03:50:27 pm
In Soviet Russia , nuts crack you!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Eagle on April 09, 2010, 03:57:01 pm
In Soviet Russia, games own you.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dave on April 09, 2010, 04:12:20 pm
In Soviet Russia, achievements unlock YOU.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Pandalink on April 09, 2010, 04:49:31 pm
In Soviet Russia, criminals moan about cops.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Alarba on April 09, 2010, 04:52:14 pm
In Soviet Russia , topics create you!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 09, 2010, 05:04:01 pm
In Soviet Russia, criminals moan about cops.

They already do :3
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Darren Flier on April 09, 2010, 05:32:27 pm
in Soviet Russia, criminals arrest you!  :cop:
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: cDa on April 09, 2010, 06:01:52 pm
.,.,.,.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Roman on April 09, 2010, 06:19:04 pm
In Soviet Russia, government controls corporations.
In America, corporations control government.

wrong!

In Soviet Russia, corporations control government.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Altair_Carter on April 09, 2010, 07:42:13 pm
In Soviet Russia, players ban admins.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Darren Flier on April 09, 2010, 07:59:54 pm
in Soviet Russia, Pokemons collect people
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: jdixo17 on April 11, 2010, 01:36:42 pm
In Soviet Russia, road forks you
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Eagle on April 11, 2010, 01:46:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, gang members kick gang leader.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: BlueFox on April 12, 2010, 12:16:52 am
In soviet Russia, Baseball hits you
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: iCrack on April 12, 2010, 12:42:12 pm
In soveit russia , Players ban admins
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 12, 2010, 06:01:43 pm
woot 3 pages, that was quick! xD
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Emre on April 12, 2010, 06:19:42 pm
In Soviet Russia,they give Chuck Norris a Roundhousekick and they live more than 2 seconds :lol:
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Tiger on April 12, 2010, 06:39:32 pm
Rofl!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MrFrancis on April 13, 2010, 10:50:30 am
In Soviet Russia, Players watches Sauron :)
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on April 13, 2010, 11:37:27 am
In Soviet Russia, weed grows 1k in a second, doesnt need seeds, and doesnt get you banned.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Freedom on April 13, 2010, 02:18:08 pm
in Soviet Russia, Argonath is called htanogrA
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Voodoo on April 13, 2010, 03:11:21 pm
In Soviet Russia, dead stuff eat you.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Freedom on April 13, 2010, 04:42:12 pm
in Soviet Russia, you born old
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Tiger on April 13, 2010, 04:44:00 pm
In Soviet Russia, The Citizens Runs The Country
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on April 13, 2010, 04:56:04 pm
In Soviet Russia Jesus crucify YOU!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Tiger on April 13, 2010, 04:57:21 pm
In Soviet Russia Jesus crucify YOU!
:rofl:

 :eek:
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Clone on April 13, 2010, 08:04:56 pm
In soviet russia,  :cop: does :war: to you
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: YS_JAPAN on April 14, 2010, 05:51:40 am
in soviet russia,Youtube watches you
in soviet russia,Website watches you
in soviet russia,PC shutdowns you
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Darren Flier on April 14, 2010, 12:25:59 pm
in Soviet Russia, hookers pay you.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Augusto on April 14, 2010, 01:27:12 pm
In (S0beit - I know it's Soviet) Russia, hacks ban you!
In Soviet Russia, floor walks you.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Eagle on April 14, 2010, 02:12:01 pm
In Soviet Russia, students teach teachers.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Pablo on April 14, 2010, 02:23:26 pm
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/30/insovietrussia128619043874791112.jpg)

LOL.

In Soviet russia, window opens you.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on April 14, 2010, 09:18:35 pm
In Soviet Russia, World Trade Center crashes into planes!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Hidduh on April 14, 2010, 09:31:16 pm
In Soviet Russia, Fat makes you eating!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Webster on April 14, 2010, 11:57:14 pm
In Soviet Russia, Chucknorris is a slave to GiacJr
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: iCrack on April 15, 2010, 05:50:00 am
In Soviet russia, :vince: has no :moustache: and :giacspinkbanshee: is :redandblue:
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Sago on April 15, 2010, 05:54:13 am
In soviet russia, White man robs you.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: iCrack on April 15, 2010, 05:55:17 am
in Soviet russia, toilet craps on u
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Darren Flier on April 15, 2010, 11:01:24 am
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Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: EliteTerm on April 15, 2010, 11:26:29 am
In Soviet Russia, internet surfs you.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Drix on April 15, 2010, 11:36:03 am
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Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Argoplayer on April 15, 2010, 01:17:25 pm
In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

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Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: iCrack on April 15, 2010, 04:18:14 pm
In soviet russia , Forums posts on u
in soviet russia, google seaches u
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 18, 2010, 03:33:23 pm
Congrats on the 60th post here and the creation of the 5th page :D

Post Merge: April 18, 2010, 03:34:38 pm
In Soviet Russia, party finds YOU!!

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Lol nice, all the bad dudes on the russia flag xD
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on April 18, 2010, 05:59:33 pm
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I Soviet Russia, Weed smoke YOU!
SCARY MOVIE 2-monster grass (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6B8EtfsGaw#)
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Clone on April 18, 2010, 06:40:15 pm
In soviet russia willy wanks you :o
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MisterSjeiks on April 18, 2010, 06:52:47 pm
In Soviet Russia, Lady Gaga is a FEMALE!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Sprunk on April 18, 2010, 06:56:34 pm
In Soviet Russia, Pedobear doesnt rape!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: JDC on April 18, 2010, 11:12:36 pm
In Soviet Russia, Pedobear doesnt rape!

Nonono, in Soviet Russia, little girls rape Pedobear!

EDIT: Woot, 3000th post!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Argoplayer on April 18, 2010, 11:14:28 pm
Nonono, in Soviet Russia, little girls rape Pedobear!
Gratz on 3000th post.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on April 18, 2010, 11:15:43 pm
In Soviet Russia, post count YOU!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: iCrack on April 19, 2010, 10:08:59 am
In Soviet Russia , Server owns you
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on April 19, 2010, 02:31:01 pm
In Soviet Russia, you bite vampire.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Freedom on April 19, 2010, 04:03:07 pm
in soviet russia, sdrawkcab klat uoy  ([-----
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on April 19, 2010, 04:04:14 pm
iN sOVIET rUSSIA, CAPS-LOCK PRESS you!!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: BlueFox on April 19, 2010, 04:05:25 pm
Lol nice, all the bad dudes on the russia flag xD

They aren't all bad, Castro is good...
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 19, 2010, 06:31:25 pm
Holy shit in a sausage factory, so many pages in a short time! can this be an Argonath record?!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Bilbo on April 19, 2010, 06:32:28 pm
No, you should check any topics posted by the owners or developers, especially the ones which are April's Fools.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 19, 2010, 06:33:36 pm
I mean created by a person who isn't an owner, developer, or any rank above normal player.

EDIT: Also points out the popularity of Soviet Russia Quotes :D
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Sprunk on April 19, 2010, 06:34:00 pm
Maybe... :D
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 19, 2010, 06:35:11 pm
Maybe... :D

Ohmygod pringles :D

OMNOMNOM!

In Soviet Russia, Pringles Man tries to eat YOU!

Post Merge: April 19, 2010, 06:36:31 pm
In Soviet Russia,

You want I!

In Soviet Russia,

You need America!

In Soviet Russia,

You need George Washington!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: NLgunmanNL on April 19, 2010, 08:58:08 pm
In Soviet Russia you'll need a mechanic every minute for your wacky volga
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Argoplayer on April 22, 2010, 10:32:31 am
In Soviet Russia, Lady Gaga is a FEMALE!
Srs? :D
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Eagle on April 22, 2010, 02:15:34 pm
In Soviet Russia you'll need a mechanic every minute for your wacky volga
Volga's good. So shush.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: ElMartu on April 22, 2010, 02:16:27 pm
in soviet russia stupid 'in soviet russia quotes' topics create you
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Daco on April 22, 2010, 02:17:46 pm
lol
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on April 26, 2010, 11:21:26 am
in soviet russia stupid 'in soviet russia quotes' topics create you

In Soviet Russia, 4chan creates YOU!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MisterSjeiks on April 30, 2010, 11:48:47 pm
In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet's you.
In Soviet Russia, Masdkas blasdkdss.
In Soviet Russia, Typos make you.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on April 30, 2010, 11:53:51 pm
In Soviet Russia, baby gives birth to mother.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MisterSjeiks on April 30, 2010, 11:55:31 pm
In Soviet Russia, woman gives birth to man.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: ElMartu on May 01, 2010, 12:56:08 am
In Soviet Russia, 4chan creates YOU!

just proves my point even more
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MorlanV on May 01, 2010, 10:12:48 am
just proves my point even more

Get the fuck out of my topic, you Soviet Russia Quote(SRQ) hater :|
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on May 01, 2010, 11:04:07 am
In Soviet Russia, gun fire YOU!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on May 01, 2010, 01:54:54 pm
In Soviet Russia, YOU hire your boss.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Webster on May 01, 2010, 03:14:28 pm
In Soivet Russia, bananaphone eats you
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MisterSjeiks on May 01, 2010, 09:14:21 pm
In Soviet Russia, penis eats vagina.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on May 01, 2010, 09:17:13 pm
In Soviet Russia, money spend YOU.
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: MisterSjeiks on May 02, 2010, 04:06:55 pm
In Soviet Russia, Geert Wilders is bald and has a beard!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Varjaca on May 02, 2010, 04:29:43 pm
in Soviet Russia hamburger eats you
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: JDC on May 05, 2010, 07:47:54 am
in Soviet Russia hamburger eats you

I wonder what that would mean for any Burger Kings in Soviet Russia :lol:
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on May 05, 2010, 10:43:40 am
I wonder what that would mean for any Burger Kings in Soviet Russia :lol:
The Russian Mordor? :razz:

In Soviet Russia, phone call YOU!

EDIT: ...wait..
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: YS_JAPAN on May 05, 2010, 10:53:49 am
In Soviet Russia, Citizen Tickets Cop!
Title: Re: Soviet Russia Quotes
Post by: Dutchy on May 05, 2010, 11:05:42 am
In Soviet Russia, pet buy owner!
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