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Title: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: dtlove on May 26, 2010, 12:03:33 am
Robbed this from a great group on Facebook :L

25 reasons to date a gamer!

1) We know many positions
2) Strategically minded
3) Quick with our fingers
4) Practice with our fingers every day
5) Cos we are usually smart at what we do.
6) Female gamers know how to handle a joystick
7) Gamers usually have a great sense of humour
8) Most nerds/gamers will be careful and honest with the girls they date
9) Gamers are usually not very self-fixated
10) You never have to wonder where he is.
11) We dont sleep = 24/7 Lifeguard
12) We pay attention to details
13) We're low maintanance (pizza, coke and some snacks is all we need)
14) We understand the importance of effort = reward (Quest: Visit mother-in-law. Rewards: Lots of sex
15) We're easy to buy presents for. (we've probably been talking about the newest game for months)
16) We're easy to work out a schedule with (19:30: Him = raiding/grinding, Her= Gilmore Girls/!!@#% Eye)
17) We most likely have a wide selection of adult entertainment *see note above
18) We can keep going for hours.
19) We learns from mistakes.
20) We knows what buttons to press.
21) We can stay focused.
22) We dont cheat.
23) We got a good aim
24) They will agree to anything you ask them when you ask during a tough part of the game
25) We always want to explore new content
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: TheRock on May 26, 2010, 12:11:52 am
3 & 4 = EPIC
7 = HAHAHAHAHA
9 = LOL!
12 = YES! We do
13 = Sure thing.. :lol: :rofl:
23 = Do we?? :?:
24 = AHEM.
25 = *facepalm*
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: MrFrancis on May 26, 2010, 03:32:04 am
I like number 6 :)
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: Nexxt on May 26, 2010, 12:51:20 pm
18 (H)
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: Alarba on May 26, 2010, 02:23:26 pm
Amazing  :lol:
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: [NP]Monte Montague on May 26, 2010, 02:42:31 pm
I am freecop  :cop:

2) Strategically minded
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: AlexStruck on May 26, 2010, 03:06:18 pm
Fucking hilarious
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: tiderman on May 26, 2010, 03:47:31 pm
I guess we shouldn't number the reasons to not date a gamer
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: brainiac220 on May 26, 2010, 07:12:21 pm
good one's  :lol:
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: Kizzu on May 26, 2010, 10:51:36 pm
I LOLED  :lol:

6 is the best
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: Argoplayer on May 28, 2010, 09:37:15 pm
Holy shit, I laughed but it was painful :D
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: Brad. on May 28, 2010, 09:41:20 pm
Best reason ever to date a nerd/gamer

Jocks spent 90% of their time thinking about sports
Nerds spent 90% of their time thinking about sex
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: Maze on June 03, 2010, 02:40:02 pm
Seriously, you nerd's where is the funny part?
Title: Re: 25 reasons to date a gamer!
Post by: tiderman on June 03, 2010, 05:57:54 pm
Seriously, you nerd's where is the funny part?
... I don't get it. Is that a nerd joke or...
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