Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Aksel on June 17, 2010, 11:44:19 pm
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A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.
The 59-year-old man, a chef, was reportedly taken to a Sichuan hospital complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was soon diagnosed as being in a severe state of shock.
Doctors were mystified as to the cause, and obtained permission from his family to undertake an exploratory laparotomy. Cutting open his innards, they discovered a 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum.
Though dead, the eel had apparently already wrought havoc on his innards, biting its way through his intestines prior to dying. Internal bleeding and infection rapidly set in.
He was reported to have eaten a lot of eel the previous day, but otherwise doctors had no idea how the creature had got there. His condition quickly worsened.
He lingered for 10 days in intensive care but eventually succumbed to the injuries and sepsis.
The likely cause was eventually established - he had apparently been drinking with friends, and had passed out. His friends had decided it would be amusing to insert a live eel into his anus whilst he was comatose.
Police have reportedly begun an investigation.
LMAO.
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LMAO.
Nice friends..
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Ouch.. :neutral:
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wheres Sichuan?
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Man, I would've been so pissed. This is why I don't drink alcohol.
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They aren't normal, seriously...
They could've shoved a whatever at his ass, but an eel?
Take those 'friends' to the hospital...
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They aren't normal, seriously...
They could've shoved a whatever at his ass, but an eel?
Take those 'friends' to the hospital...
If you had the chance to insert an eel into a good friends rectum, wouldn't you do it?
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Alarming.... but Hilarious.
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wheres Sichuan?
China, I think.
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Unbelievable. I feel sorry for the old chap.... :(
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Nowday ppl insert fishes up unconcious friends ass.......
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If you had the chance to insert an eel into a good friends rectum, wouldn't you do it?
Well, that goes without saying.
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Nowday ppl insert fishes up unconcious friends ass.......
God. Would you stop being so immature and obscene? Jesus, man...
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sigh
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God.
Would you stop being so immature and obscene?
Jesus, man...
Subliminal Blasphemy.
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God. Would you stop being so immature and obscene? Jesus, man...
Well he is right, He is Sarcastic.. and i know what he means.. where does the majority of the teenage things go..
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What a way to die...
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Ouch :tomato:
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Next:
A fish in Sichuan dies after friends insert human up his arse as a joke
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Next:
A fish in Sichuan dies after friends insert human up his arse as a joke
Ahahah Epic.
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Next:
A fish in Sichuan dies after friends insert human up his arse as a joke
Very strong Soviet Russia joke look-alike detected.
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Very strong Soviet Russia joke look-alike detected.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA
JOKE LOOK-ALIKE DETECT VERY STRONG SOVIET RUSSIA
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA
JOKE LOOK-ALIKE DETECT VERY STRONG SOVIET RUSSIA
*head explodes*
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O.O
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God. Would you stop being so immature and obscene? Jesus, man...
If you had the chance to insert an eel into a good friends rectum, wouldn't you do it?
Hmmmmm..... interesting .......
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Hmmmmm..... interesting .......
Sense of humour is not always directed to (im)maturity.
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Well, it goes without saying.. The biggest mistake this guy made was to accept them as his "friends".
:ps: Yes, Sichuan is a city in China. It's the place that suffered the massive earthquake in 2008 and was broadcasted worldly.