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Title: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Cero on August 28, 2010, 06:31:08 pm
Well, as I asked, how will you survive? I'm sure you have thought about what you will do when the zombie apocalypse hits, so share it with us!

Well for me the plan is:

1. Steal a car with good fuel/mile ratio.
2. Get my closest friends and a couple of cars so we can stick together.
3. Get weapons, such as: Pistol, crowbar, hunting rifle etc.
4. Drive around scavenging canned food, ammunition, gas etc.
5. ???
6. Survive.

How about you?  :D
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Dave on August 28, 2010, 06:36:37 pm
I'd get a city guy in a suit, a redneck, a large black guy and....wait..is this starting to look like Left 4 Dead 2 or what?
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Void on August 28, 2010, 06:41:42 pm
I'll come up with a mutagen virus which I'll inject myself, using micro technology sized of nucleotide parts. Gain superpowers and become a 240 km/h running zombie, and eventually eat you.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: TruthSvensson on August 28, 2010, 06:59:02 pm
i wont
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: MisterSjeiks on August 29, 2010, 12:21:40 am
Jack off.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Void on August 29, 2010, 12:25:51 am
Jack off.

What has this to do with the zombie apocalypse?
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Call_me_Dad on August 29, 2010, 01:56:33 am
Ill watch some zombie movies for suggestions
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Emre on August 29, 2010, 01:57:34 am
Left 4 dead Isnt Fake guys so ->(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs40/i/2009/014/8/b/PILLS_HERE_by_TylerTheBox.jpg)
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: CoolGuy295 on August 29, 2010, 05:26:33 am
I'll be a virologist, researching for a cure for a "Krippen Virus". Probably, I'll get a Ford Mustang and Ford Expedition to drive around New York City to search for survivors and food. I'll broadcast my voice over all AM and FM frequencies. Also, I will grow my own crops in Central Park. In addition, I'll use hamsters as test subjects to find the cure. I'll be sleeping throughout the night and talking to mannequins I've placed around the city.

Sounds like a movie spoiler eh?  :lol:
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: nameless on August 29, 2010, 09:16:29 am
Jack off.
ಠ_ಠ


play this video on an endless loop

KILLKILL KILL KILL, KILL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcDZOaeW0sE#)
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Gandalf on August 29, 2010, 09:32:26 am
I will eat zombies before they eat me.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Antonio. on August 29, 2010, 09:36:43 am
I will get Gvardia members irl, to attack the zombies, we be havin combat shotguns irl, zombies b slow so we bunny hop n shoot.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: shitix on August 29, 2010, 09:37:04 am
I will eat zombies before they eat me.
Great idea but they tase like shit..

I would steal a car, barricade a shopping mall (with some dudes) go to the closest hunting shop (or whatever its called) and get all the shotguns, rifles and ammo they got.. and survive for a while on the food and shit in the shopping mall..
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Void on August 29, 2010, 12:24:32 pm
I'll come up with a mutagen virus which I'll inject myself, using micro technology sized of nucleotide parts. Gain superpowers and become a 240 km/h running zombie, and eventually eat you.

I will eat zombies before they eat me.

I can share my nucleotide chain parts virus so you can eat them faster.

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I will get Gvardia members irl, to attack the zombies, we be havin combat shotguns irl, zombies b slow so we bunny hop n shoot.

So true, sadly.  :lol:
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Lamar Diasso on August 29, 2010, 12:28:11 pm
Steal a private plane and fly far far away.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Flash on August 29, 2010, 12:29:21 pm
Kill zombies, run from them doing parkour!
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: JDC on August 29, 2010, 02:00:41 pm
Commandeer a mountain fortress surrounded by thousand-foot cliffs. If any zombie dares get up they can say hi to a foot... and a good dive to the bottom below. :lol:
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Dave on August 29, 2010, 02:47:16 pm
Gmod Zombie Survival Guide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo0k7aYA-oM#)
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: BarbarSforza on August 29, 2010, 02:57:50 pm
I would pretend dead. :D

Awhile ago i watched one awesome movie about zombies overtaking world. and like 10 last survivors locked inside huge mall. If any of the zombies got to them, they shot them. but once the bullets were over, they tuned up 2 buses with chainsaws and such and went to nearest ammu, found out there's now way to get out, so they went to docks and took boat. Found some empty island, but zombies were there too! so they became zombies. :)
(http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Chuck-Norris-bitten-by-Zombie.jpg)
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Altair_Carter on August 29, 2010, 03:26:05 pm
I won't. Zombies are fiction.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Cero on August 29, 2010, 03:36:36 pm
I won't. Zombies are fiction.

I'd like to see you say that when the zombies come! *Waves a poster around saying: The apocalypse is near!*
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: ~Jericho on August 29, 2010, 05:44:07 pm
Sing Poker Face, that'll kill 'em in seconds  :lol:
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: MisterSjeiks on August 29, 2010, 10:16:12 pm
What has this to do with the zombie apocalypse?
Well, i'll feel lonely when every human in the world is a zombie, so i will keep myself busy.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: JayL on August 29, 2010, 10:31:22 pm
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3010/2vwrz2o.jpg)
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Void on August 29, 2010, 10:46:53 pm
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3010/2vwrz2o.jpg)

I see sunshine above you  :lol:
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Vince on August 29, 2010, 10:49:39 pm
Pinch myself and then wake up from the dream. :D
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Petar on August 29, 2010, 10:54:52 pm
I give zombies a Carrot.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: VANCEPLAYER on August 31, 2010, 06:21:36 am
i love zombie movies, i wish it wud happen in real life, maybe that way i could get some action around here in my boring ass city.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Denlow on August 31, 2010, 03:27:23 pm
I'd act like one of 'em.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: ~Jericho on August 31, 2010, 09:57:46 pm
Sing a Justin Beiber song  :rofl:
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: MisterSjeiks on August 31, 2010, 09:58:55 pm
Risk my life for a twinkie.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: ~Jericho on August 31, 2010, 10:04:48 pm
Risk my life for a twinkie.

Zombieland :D
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Void on September 03, 2010, 01:02:48 am
I am dieing just reading these posts. So I will probably be dead by then.
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Victor.K on September 03, 2010, 05:12:20 am
Ill faint LOL!
Title: Re: How will you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Post by: Drillbit taylor on September 22, 2010, 01:51:52 pm
WANK ON ZEH ZOMBIZ!!!!  :D

Okay, seriously, I will call up my closest friends 4-5, pack up all my things, leave the house,arrange a big SUV will a full tank of fuel, arrange ammunition, food and spare fuel.Survive as long as I can, maybe arrange a jet and fly to some small Island.  :lol:
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