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Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Forum Games => Topic started by: JDC on November 21, 2010, 05:44:14 am

Title: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on November 21, 2010, 05:44:14 am: Basically, you fill in the blanks of the sentence "If I were ___ I would ___", then you post the next person / object for the next poster.

Quote from: poster7
If I were Mayor Of Los Santos, I would turn City Hall into a crematorium.

A hacker

Quote from: poster8
If I were a hacker, I would spawn 100000 dildos.

ARPD Chief

Quote from: poster9
If I were ARPD Chief, I would renovate the ARPD Bar into a skyscraper.

A potato

And so on...
Keep it clean, please.

I'll start.

A rock star (the celebrity, not the clan member)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Squeak on November 21, 2010, 06:44:35 am: If I were a rock star, I'd fuck your mother.

Captain Crunch
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: LoCoMoToR on November 21, 2010, 07:07:36 am: if i were captain crunch, i would make your nuts crunchy and make my dog eat them off.

Phone.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Squeak on November 21, 2010, 07:11:55 am: If I were a phone, then who would I be?

Sponge
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on November 21, 2010, 07:13:45 am: If I were a sponge, I'd float in my bathtub.

Steve Jobs
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Squeak on November 21, 2010, 07:19:23 am: If I were Steve Jobs, I'd fucking kill myself for being a faggot.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Roman on November 21, 2010, 07:24:58 am: Quote from: Squeak on November 21, 2010, 07:19:23 am
If I were Steve Jobs, I'd f**king kill myself for being a bad guy.

Since you haven't posted anything below your suggestion,

If I was an Owner, I would make Roman Gvardia an admin :)

PhotoCamera
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on November 21, 2010, 07:42:15 am: If I was a photo camera, I would take stolen pictures of you. :lol:

Bill Gates
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: LoCoMoToR on November 21, 2010, 08:22:30 am: if i was Bill Gates, than i would be Bill Gatin'.
Wayne.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Kitsune on November 21, 2010, 11:37:07 am: !?!?

If I were KhornateMonkey, I would read the topic properly.

Kitsune
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on November 21, 2010, 11:54:22 am: If I were Kitsune, I'd lead the cops on a 10-hour chase. :lol:

Jaaskaa
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Jerry on November 21, 2010, 01:02:16 pm: We do not need stuff like ths, thanks..
-GiacJr

Gandalf
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Jingle on November 21, 2010, 01:20:21 pm: If I were Gandalf I would tempban everyone for infinity minutes.

Obama.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on November 21, 2010, 02:18:27 pm: Jerry, keep it clean... unless your brain cells cannot comprehend my reminder properly.

If I were Obama, I would illegalize all marijuana that is not used for strictly medical purposes.

Fidel Castro
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: TruthSvensson on November 21, 2010, 02:21:01 pm: If i were Fidel Castro, i'd shave my fucking beard.

Joseph Fritzl
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: iDavid on November 21, 2010, 02:36:28 pm: If I were Joseph Fritzl, I'd stop raping my daughter :roll:

A girl
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: TheRock on November 21, 2010, 02:42:12 pm: If I were a girl, i'd spit Justin Bieber at face.

A object
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on November 21, 2010, 03:15:33 pm: If I were an object, I would sit still and inanimate. You know, like the AFK people.

Billie Joe Armstrong
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: LoCoMoToR on November 21, 2010, 10:38:06 pm: if i were that foo' i'd google myself, cuss' idk who that is.

The Pope.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Hircine on November 21, 2010, 10:52:33 pm: If I were the Pope I'd make Christianity look bad.

A crack dealer
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Void on November 21, 2010, 11:04:06 pm: If I were a crack dealer, I'd smoke all the supply I get

Moaner
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Leon. on November 21, 2010, 11:56:45 pm: If I were a moaner, I would moan about the moaners moaning.

Black person.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Todor on November 21, 2010, 11:59:24 pm: If I was a black person I'd have a massive co- ... oh wait :)
car
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Leon. on November 22, 2010, 12:02:42 am: If I were a car, I would be a car inside yo car so yo can drive while yo drive

Stallion
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Jerry on November 22, 2010, 12:18:59 am: If i were a Stallion i would drive with my roof on.

Gordon Freeman(HL)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Hircine on November 22, 2010, 06:13:33 am: I'd beat yo bitch ass with a crowbar

A member of the Wu-Tang Clan
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Squeak on November 22, 2010, 07:29:01 am: If I were a member of the Wu-Tang Clan, I'd be the GZA.

Lone Wanderer
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Wake on November 22, 2010, 08:06:51 am: if I were a lone wanderer, I would find someone to walk with

Gandalf
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Mr.Joker on November 22, 2010, 10:29:16 am: If i were Gandalf ,I would /wire to Mr.Joker 9999999999 :lol:

Ol' Dirty Bastard
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Melvin on November 22, 2010, 10:47:05 am: If i were an Ol' dirty bastard i would've scammed mario rinna.

Bob marley
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Mr.Joker on November 22, 2010, 11:02:58 am: Melvin,Ol' Dirty Bastard(ODB) is a hip hop singer(was,now he is dead). :razz:
Ol' Dirty Bastard-Shimmy Shimmy Ya (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ITLNzPoEqs#)

If i were Bob Marley i would sent some kg of weed to Tirgoviste,Romania,secret adress(mine) :D

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Karmps. on November 22, 2010, 09:10:17 pm: If I would be Arnold Schwarzenegger, I'd make a new Terminator called the Argo-Tx 1000.

an A**hole.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Leon. on November 22, 2010, 11:11:45 pm: If I were an asshole, I would slide shit out of me.

Lice.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Webster on November 22, 2010, 11:17:22 pm: If I were a lice I would spread into Leon's hair.

JDC
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on November 23, 2010, 12:30:24 am: If I were JDC I would
Oh, wait.

Junaid
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: rJCaiG on November 23, 2010, 03:49:45 am: If I were Junaid, I'd keep ban evading for the lulz.

Panda
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: DellStorm on November 23, 2010, 06:50:42 am: If I Were Alive I Would Read Read This Post Again!

Happy Gaming

DellStorm
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Aldo on November 23, 2010, 06:55:51 am: If I ere dellstorm i would buy a dell for the lols

Gimli
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Leon. on December 05, 2010, 11:37:47 pm: if i were gimli i would have in lspd and kill all polices and one admins ;)

Mamute.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Webster on December 06, 2010, 12:29:06 pm: If I were Matute, i'm would release my granny laz00rz on you

Webster
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: MrFrancis on December 06, 2010, 12:46:48 pm: If I were Webster, I'd get older chicks

Snoopy
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Webster on December 06, 2010, 12:51:16 pm: If I were Snoopy, I would go fuck every girl in the school.

Oliver Daniels
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Negative on December 06, 2010, 02:16:09 pm: If I were Oliver Daniels, I would f**k some mature dude.

kidding <3

Anthony Ancelotti
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Drastic on December 06, 2010, 05:30:06 pm: If I was Anthony Ancelotti I would freak out.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: tiderman on December 06, 2010, 05:36:42 pm: Good job. You broke the game.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: LoCoMoToR on December 07, 2010, 12:50:03 am: i got shot, and i was only checking the mail, get it? checking the male.

Elephant
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on December 08, 2010, 01:03:30 am: If I were an elephant, I would run around pershing square trampling on innocent citizens. Fear me!

Daniel Corleone
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on December 08, 2010, 06:47:12 pm: If I were Daniel Corleone I would send Kris Sanders all of my cash

Zoophile (Dude who has sex with animals)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Biggo2 on December 08, 2010, 06:53:12 pm: If I were a Zoophile(LOLWAT), I'd do mah' thang with the zebras.

Hilary Clinton
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Nexxt on December 08, 2010, 11:37:01 pm: If I were a boy, I think I could understand! [/beyonce]
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Uninhibited on December 08, 2010, 11:39:53 pm: If I were the Greek president, I would fire all members of Parliament for corruption. :war:
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Nexxt on December 08, 2010, 11:45:23 pm: If I were Uninhibited, I would make one choice he have not made yet.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Uninhibited on December 09, 2010, 12:16:01 am: If I were Nexxt, I would go sleep because it's too late. (I'm going, bye :D)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: j_wet on December 09, 2010, 04:20:26 pm: Quote from: Biggo2 on December 08, 2010, 06:53:12 pm
If I were a Zoophile(LOLWAT), I'd do mah' thang with the zebras.

Hilary Clinton
If I m Hilary Clinton, I will go to a Stripclub and do my job,

SpongeBob
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: ReaperEvil on December 10, 2010, 10:42:12 am: If i were spongebob i would burn Patrick house and eat his flesh.

A "Gay" Girl lol
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: tiderman on December 10, 2010, 08:51:34 pm: If I were a faggot bitch I would be the sexy kind, not the sluggish dyke kind and have sex with myself in front of the mirror.

Lady Gaga

Quote from: LoCoMoToR on December 07, 2010, 12:50:03 am
i got shot, and i was only checking the mail, get it? checking the male.

Elephant
If you break the game again you'll be checking my mail genitalia.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on December 11, 2010, 04:55:56 am: If I were Lady Gaga, I'd get a lobotomy.

Justin Bieber
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: j_wet on December 11, 2010, 02:57:37 pm: Quote from: JDCdesigns on December 11, 2010, 04:55:56 am
If I were Lady Gaga, I'd get a lobotomy.

Justin Bieber
If I m Justin Bieber I will jump of a mountain.............................SP LASH

GinosajiHD PREMIERE! The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y#ws)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on December 11, 2010, 05:18:27 pm: If I were Ginosaji, I would hit Gandalf with a spoon untill he gives me $99999999999 IG cash.

Hitler
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Emre on December 12, 2010, 12:41:09 pm: If i were Hitler,I would look out for Bin Laden
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: j_wet on December 12, 2010, 02:10:42 pm: Quote from: Emre on December 12, 2010, 12:41:09 pm
If i were Hitler,I would look out for Bin Laden
If I would be Bin Laden, I would thank WikiLeaks
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Nexxt on December 12, 2010, 03:23:44 pm: If I were uninhibited, I would give Nexxt some money :)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on December 12, 2010, 03:52:43 pm: Quote from: JDCdesigns on November 21, 2010, 05:44:14 am
Basically, you fill in the blanks of the sentence "If I were ___ I would ___", then you post the next person / object for the next poster.

And so on...
Keep it clean, please.

I'll start.

A rock star (the celebrity, not the clan member)

JESUS, Read first posts god damn it...Take the thing the guy above you said, and make a sentance...And if he didnt say anything, copy the last one who said something -.- Stop making stuff up, you are ruining the game.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: j_wet on December 12, 2010, 05:11:22 pm: LIKE I SAYD
If I would be Bin Laden, I would thank WikiLeaks

WIKILEAKS
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Nexxt on December 12, 2010, 07:09:59 pm: If I would be Wikileaks, I would leak about Sepp Blatter (that FIFA noob)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: tiderman on December 12, 2010, 07:48:53 pm: Quote from: Nexxt on December 12, 2010, 07:09:59 pm
If I would be Wikileaks, I would leak about Sepp Blatter (that FIFA noob)
If you do not follow the guidelines I will punch you in your "Blatter"
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Freedom on December 12, 2010, 10:27:54 pm: if I were wikileaks, I would make a song of myself

DMer
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: j_wet on December 13, 2010, 12:32:02 am: Quote from: Freedom on December 12, 2010, 10:27:54 pm
if I were wikileaks, I would make a song of myself

DMer
If I would be DMer, I would ask you wtf that means,
Erik Cartman
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: BlueFox on December 13, 2010, 06:13:39 am: if I were Erik Cartman, I would eat chocolate guns

Walt Disney
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Aldo on December 13, 2010, 12:38:38 pm: if i were walt disney i would give my staff 100000000000000000000000000000k RL monies

[i9]Frank_Hawk
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Jack White on December 13, 2010, 10:34:13 pm: Quote from: CharlieKasper on December 13, 2010, 01:27:57 pm
If i were Frank Hawk, i would kill all cops.

If I were your momma i would get banged by your mama

Mr. Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelc hevoralternwarengewissenschaftschafe rswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgf altigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifeudurch ihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolf tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenersch einenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiff gebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraft gestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternai tigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelche gehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensich undwohinderneurassevonverstandigmens chlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfe uenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitn icheinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintel ligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischenternart Zeus igraum Senior

^ Dat shit is the worlds longest surname sir.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: j_wet on December 13, 2010, 11:36:57 pm: Uhhhh...I think I will skip this one.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Emre on December 14, 2010, 12:37:36 pm: If i were Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelc hevoralternwarengewissenschaftschafe rswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgf altigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifeudurch ihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolf tausendjahresvorandieerscheinenersch einenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiff gebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraft gestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternai tigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelche gehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensich undwohinderneurassevonverstandigmens chlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfe uenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitn icheinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintel ligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischenternart Zeus igraum Senior , I would try to find a book,which tells me the meaning of my name(s)

Julian Assange
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on December 14, 2010, 01:45:23 pm: If I were Julian Assange, I would hack down anyone with a spoon, who dares to spell my name while italicizing the "ass" part.

Sauron
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Ragdoll on December 14, 2010, 01:57:37 pm: If I were Sauron, I would f**king blink.

JDCdesigns.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on December 14, 2010, 02:17:09 pm: If I were JDCdesigns... oh, wait.

JDCdesigns
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Emre on December 14, 2010, 02:40:43 pm: If i were JDCdesigns .. oh wait ... oh wait,damn,doesn't work here ....I would be cool

Emre,ze cuteboi
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Ragdoll on December 14, 2010, 02:53:09 pm: If I were ze cuteboi... i would find a better nickname :lol:

Ragdoll (me)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Trobby888 on December 15, 2010, 09:03:26 am: If I were Ragdoll I would try and escape the jail-like g-mod map and evade that devil with the physics gun. :lol:

A math lecturer
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: MrFrancis on December 15, 2010, 02:10:37 pm: If I were a math lecturer I'd pass hot chicks if they do something to me... :devroll:

Gandalf
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Emre on December 15, 2010, 02:11:11 pm: If i were Gandalf,i would let this place last for further 4 years+

Steve Jobs(The Founder of Apple Inc.)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: j_wet on December 15, 2010, 05:42:18 pm: Quote from: Emre on December 15, 2010, 02:11:11 pm
If i were Gandalf,i would let this place last for further 4 years+

Steve Jobs(The Founder of Apple Inc.)
If I would be Steve Jobs I would play grand theft auto IV on my pc

[R*]Tai
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on December 16, 2010, 10:05:57 pm: If I were [R*]Tai Id pull a Tai on Frank_Hawk

Some random newbie DMer.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Webster on December 16, 2010, 10:34:09 pm: If I were some random newbie DMer, I would go and kill Kris a thousand times after hes unbanned.

Sauron
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: j_wet on December 16, 2010, 11:36:33 pm: If I would be Sauron, I would check every second my car, No one wants to lose there Infernus
a japanese Hoocker
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: LoCoMoToR on December 17, 2010, 05:36:02 am: if i were a japanese hooker i would move to America ;)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Catzu on December 17, 2010, 10:21:40 am: ^let's say...dinosaur^

If I were a dinosaur I would live on another planet

American soldier in Iraq
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: TheGreasyChopper on December 17, 2010, 04:01:23 pm: If I were an American soldier in Iraq I would teach Iraq's kids in swearing in english.

Fegelein
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Ragdoll on December 17, 2010, 05:46:09 pm: If I were Fegelein, I'd dump Margarethe Braun and nail Eva Longoria.

Steven Colbert
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on December 18, 2010, 06:33:11 am: If I were Steve Colbert, I'd come to Argonath.

Kurt Cobain
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Wake on December 18, 2010, 12:24:58 pm: If I were Kurt Cobain, I would not be here :trust:

JDC
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Ragdoll on December 18, 2010, 02:04:11 pm: If I were JDC, I would move out of the SA:MP Ideas Section.

Jon Stewart.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Christiano on April 12, 2011, 09:00:04 am: If i were milionare I would buy Yacht
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: wolÃƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¦. on April 15, 2011, 06:08:35 pm: if i would be God i would make peace on world , help poor people , and make all people happy , and i will give money to everyone , and kill the evil.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Cream on April 15, 2011, 09:31:46 pm: If i were god i would hang myself...
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Ness on April 15, 2011, 10:27:41 pm: If I were a faggot I'd stop breaking the fucking game.

A man whore
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Alsatian on April 15, 2011, 10:34:31 pm: If I were a man whore, I'd bang Cheryl Cole (I'd still bang her either way, but you know...)

An omnipotent being.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Marauder on April 15, 2011, 11:12:21 pm: If I were an omnipotent being, I'd do everything I ever wanted.

Stuck in Silent Hill's hospital.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on April 16, 2011, 02:28:56 pm: If I were stuck in silent hill's hospital, I would arm myself to the teeth. This is war.

An alien
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: wolÃƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¦. on April 16, 2011, 09:21:16 pm: if i were an alien i would make the world war 3.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Alsatian on April 17, 2011, 01:54:57 am: Do you seriously not possess the intellect to comprehend the simplest of rules? Obviously not...

Face to face with God (not going to happen, I know, but hypothetical situation guise).
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: mushy on April 17, 2011, 02:02:39 am: If I was Emma Watson, I'd go and make a 17 year old boy in the North of England, very, very happy.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Marauder on April 17, 2011, 02:39:52 am: Quote from: Alsatian on April 17, 2011, 01:54:57 am
Do you seriously not possess the intellect to comprehend the simplest of rules? Obviously not...

Face to face with God (not going to happen, I know, but hypothetical situation guise).

I'd try and cave into his face with a gauntlet of black metal.

An insect.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: wolÃƒâ€¦Ã‚Â¦. on April 17, 2011, 09:26:32 am: if i was an insect i would enter in a women vagina

If you were a Wolf what would you do.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Dean Willis on April 17, 2011, 10:37:33 am: IfI were rich I would be the most happy man on the world..

:(
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on April 17, 2011, 11:55:25 am: If I were sad, I would cry.

ARPD Commander
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Alaska on April 17, 2011, 06:13:16 pm: if i were ARPD Commander i would take off ranks from the cops and test them again for the ranks.

Argonath Owner
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Garfield on April 24, 2011, 08:36:48 pm: if i would argonath owner i would recover people's old accounts .

Ninja
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on April 24, 2011, 08:37:46 pm: If I was a ninja, I would sneak into people's houses and get some pizza.

Developer
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Steve. on May 04, 2011, 11:15:38 pm: If I was a developer, I would kick all admins from the administrator Team. :rofl: :lol:

Little cat
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Torero on May 04, 2011, 11:18:17 pm: If I were a little cat I would keep falling from the 9th floor forever. Because it is fun...and because I can.

Justin Bieber.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Norrage on May 04, 2011, 11:22:24 pm: If i were Justin Bieber i would kill myself

Girl
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: MrFrancis on May 24, 2011, 02:39:25 am: If I were a girl I'd sell my body for 1$

Troll
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: SFTC on May 26, 2011, 02:49:16 am: If I were rich I'd buy a small island in Central America nearly a big island(probably nearly Cuba or something like that or Granada) and buy a mansion there.

If I God a girl I'd finish all wars, hungry people, and other things
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: XSniper on May 26, 2011, 04:11:31 am: If I were girl I would finger myself :P jk.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Gird3r on May 26, 2011, 08:59:53 am: If I were an joke, Id make you dissapear.

Donut
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Catzu on May 26, 2011, 09:03:27 am: If I would be a donut ill aid criminals, both "runs" from cops...

A magnet
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Wake on May 26, 2011, 09:04:45 am: If I were a magnet, I would be a pussy magnet.

Chuck Norris
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Post by: Gird3r on May 26, 2011, 11:45:32 am: If i were Chuck Norris. I would...

No wait, there's nothing epic enough to describe it.

An mathematic formula
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Post by: Daco on May 26, 2011, 11:54:25 am: Quote from: Gird3r on May 26, 2011, 08:59:53 am
If I were an joke, Id make you dissapear.

Donut

If I were a forum moderator, I'd ban you.
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Post by: Benn on May 26, 2011, 02:35:41 pm: if i were a Mathematic formula i would make you bored

Gaddafi
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Post by: JDC on May 27, 2011, 12:42:39 pm: If I were Gaddafi, I would actually try to clear my name of allegations from western propaganda.

Bin Laden
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Post by: Rocket on May 27, 2011, 12:59:33 pm: if I were Bin Laden I'd took my AK-47 and shoot y'all and AlQaeda will take care of rest :cool:
Frankenstein?
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Post by: Webster on May 27, 2011, 02:00:02 pm: If I were Frankenstein I would keel you.

Obama
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Post by: duffman on May 27, 2011, 02:33:00 pm: If i were Obama i would kick chucknorris ass.

Black
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Post by: Jserg on May 27, 2011, 03:09:28 pm: If i were you, i would suicide
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Post by: XSniper on May 27, 2011, 08:26:24 pm: If I were justin bieber I would not sing.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Steve. on May 29, 2011, 11:37:22 am: Guys you should also write a word after the whole thing. :conf:

If I were Justin Bieber, I would take/buy a gun and suicide. :lol:

The next word is : dog
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Post by: Benn on May 31, 2011, 10:02:56 pm: if i were a dog i would Troll..
Troll
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Post by: Aimzz on May 31, 2011, 10:05:53 pm: If I was a troll I would ban and kill myself

Next word: Aimzz
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Post by: shitix on May 31, 2011, 10:12:37 pm: If i was Aimzz I would have become an outlaw biker

next word: fart
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: XSniper on June 01, 2011, 02:41:14 am: If I were a girl I would be a girl :p

:On
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Post by: Andy on June 01, 2011, 02:48:20 am: if i was an admin i'd lock the topic:wow:
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Benn on June 02, 2011, 03:43:54 pm: Quote from: shitix on May 31, 2011, 10:12:37 pm
next word: fart
if i were a Fart i would check the clean asses and stuck in there

Wizard
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Post by: Andy on June 02, 2011, 08:49:02 pm: Quote from: red_wolf on June 02, 2011, 03:43:54 pm
if i were a Fart i would check the clean asses and stuck in there

Wizard
if i was a wizard i'd shit on everyone
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Post by: JDC on June 12, 2011, 04:22:09 am: If I were a shit, I'd simply stay there until I decompose or someone bothered to flush me down a toilet.

Andy
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Post by: Benn on June 12, 2011, 11:38:13 pm: if i were andy i would Kill Badandy and GoodAndy !

JDC=Jackie chan
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Post by: Clone on October 27, 2011, 07:07:07 pm: If I were unbanned I would play argonath
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Post by: Joaoseinha on October 27, 2011, 07:38:00 pm: You're supposed to put a word for the other people to say,i'll make up my own then.
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If I were a banana,i'd eat myself. ( :banana:)

My mom(yours :P)
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Post by: Hevar. on October 27, 2011, 09:03:17 pm: If i were a car I would transform my self =) hihihihi
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Post by: Leon. on October 27, 2011, 09:24:50 pm: If I were hihihihi, I would escape the mouths of human beings who say such a phrase.

A large liver.
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Post by: Call_me_Dad on October 27, 2011, 09:43:07 pm: If i were a large liver, then id be larger than a small liver

Pornstar
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Post by: Leon. on October 27, 2011, 10:38:24 pm: If I were a pornstar, then I would fuck Shawna Lenee.

A large liver.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Clone on October 27, 2011, 11:42:13 pm: If I were a large liver, I would be happy.

In a vegetated state.
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Post by: Clone on October 30, 2011, 04:39:32 pm: If I were in a vegitated state I would not move.

Dead
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Post by: Torero on October 30, 2011, 10:15:20 pm: If I were dead, I would have my favourite song at my funeral, something I really really want.

Coconut
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Post by: Comrade on October 30, 2011, 10:27:59 pm: If I were a Coconut I'd have a giant trollface everywhere I'd go 'cause I'm so fucking hard to open.

Turtle.
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Post by: Torero on October 30, 2011, 10:32:49 pm: If I were a turtle I would eat so much that my shell would break!

Pie
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Post by: smasher on November 09, 2011, 01:34:40 pm: if i shall be pie then my girlfriend name will be tau.
( lol lol i am considering it as math pi-e
ass
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Post by: Michele_Noord on November 09, 2011, 04:09:27 pm: If I were you, I would be you
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Torero on November 09, 2011, 04:41:28 pm: Quote from: Michele_Noord on November 09, 2011, 04:09:27 pm
If I were you, I would be you
ROFLMAO
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Post by: aleksandar_gojkovic on November 27, 2011, 09:05:20 pm: if i was president of Serbia, i would launch an attack on albania. (albania spelled without capital letter on purpouse)
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Post by: .Tony on November 27, 2011, 09:09:28 pm: If I were you, I would try to become rich IRL.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Leon. on November 27, 2011, 09:19:09 pm: if i were a millionaire, id buy penis enlargement surgery because im kinda low self estem that on which me cause i like bad nigger enlargement i f**king penis that where much it like.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: aleksandar_gojkovic on November 28, 2011, 02:06:11 pm: Quote from: .Tony on November 27, 2011, 09:09:28 pm
If I were you, I would try to become rich IRL.
true...
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: JDC on March 23, 2012, 12:20:06 pm: If I were a panda bear, I would eat and sleep all day.

EDIT: Just realized pandas already do that. :neutral:

Ghost
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Post by: S7ab_Tns on March 23, 2012, 05:03:51 pm: If I were a Ghost , I'd be on supernatural.

BenLaden
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Post by: koolaid on March 24, 2012, 09:20:48 am: If I were raped by a tree and thus, had become prossessed by an ancient evil spirit, I would lock you in a cellar and kill you last

- I win.
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Post by: JDC on April 01, 2012, 07:43:38 am: If I was a cellar, I would be one for holding vodka.

Gimli
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Wrath_of_Fire on July 31, 2012, 03:29:14 pm: if i were a millionare i would be rich !
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Torero on July 31, 2012, 08:27:12 pm: Quote from: JDC on April 01, 2012, 07:43:38 am
If I was a cellar, I would be one for holding vodka.

Gimli
If I were Gimli I'd announce a date of the launch of RS5.

Me(Frenzy)
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Post by: Wrath_of_Fire on August 01, 2012, 07:22:23 am: If i were Gimli,i would not live in Moria !
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Torero on August 01, 2012, 10:26:12 am: Quote from: Wrath_of_Fire on August 01, 2012, 07:22:23 am
If i were born in Korea,i would know all the fighting moves !
You have to make a sentence with the word the guy above you says. Example : I said 'Frenzy(me)' So you must say 'If I were Frenzy I would ____'

So yeah, the guy under me make a sentence.

Frenzy(Me)
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Wrath_of_Fire on August 01, 2012, 12:28:18 pm: If i were Frenzy i would be :mad:

Crazy.
Title: Re: If I were ___ I would ___
Post by: Torero on August 01, 2012, 12:40:43 pm: You must leave a word of what the next one should 'be'.