Argonath RPG - A World of its own

GTA:VC => Vice City - City Hall => VC:MP - Vice City Multiplayer => VC:MP Business and Offers => Topic started by: Morphine on February 17, 2011, 10:23:18 pm

Title: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: Morphine on February 17, 2011, 10:23:18 pm

MORPHINE'S [C] BUTCHER/GRAVEYARD AGENCY

(http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/Dz_Timochin/THE%20IT%20CLAN/gta-vc2011-02-1800-44-29-42.jpg)

Ever hated anyone so much you wanted to dig a grave for them? No worries anymore! We can do it for you. Funeraria Romero offers the best graves at cheapest prices yet. With only 1000 Argonath Dollars for a grave, you can definitely -dig them in-

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Business Type: Butchery/Grave Selling Agency
Owner: [IT]Morphine
Manager : [EAF]Klaus (the guy gives good discounts)
Sponsored by: Myself, and the IT gang
Our Bank Account (in case you had made an order, and could not pay due to absence of either the Owner, Manager, Or Sponsor): [IT]MBA. You can wire your bills to him. (/c wire [IT]MBA $$$)

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We also offer different body parts, from brains to...nipples. I don't know who bought that one last time, but all I know is that 600 Argonath Dollars were not wasted in vain. In case you do not trust our ware, try asking some of our buyers, like: Adamantis, TheChessMan, Wektor, Ferrari (:P), and many others yet to come.

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Yours truly,
Morphine.

Title: Re: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: Marcell on February 17, 2011, 10:29:26 pm

You forgot to mention we deliver dead bodies looking like they would have been requested, mostly to american mafias. Nothing better than to simulate death of famous politican and then keep him in your basement all the time, eh..

Title: Re: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: essex on February 18, 2011, 09:14:38 pm

im the new owner of the buisness

Title: Re: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: Marcell on February 18, 2011, 10:31:42 pm

Quote from: essex on February 18, 2011, 09:14:38 pm

im the new owner of the buisness

You do realise Morph had to transfer it to you ATM cause there is one biz per person limit - so you have it until I get unbanned and I can take the biz Morph owns now? D:

Title: Re: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: Morphine on February 18, 2011, 11:19:33 pm

I don't think so... Essex will own it for the while.

Title: Re: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: SpiralRock on March 23, 2011, 01:38:00 pm

nice man :)

Title: Re: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: Samina on March 23, 2011, 06:59:55 pm

Cool  :cool:,btw are you planned to cut the bodies first mr butcher  :lol:

Title: Re: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: Ave on March 23, 2011, 07:16:02 pm

let me ride ROMEROES HERASE

Title: Re: Morphine's Funeraria Romero/Carnicero Romero
Post by: SpiralRock on March 24, 2011, 05:49:22 pm

Its nice to see IT gang is buying all RP-doin' business.
I meant which cannot generate money by scripts.

I am gonna call you guys as soon as I make a grand comeback. (after I remove windows/linux issue)
Till then, see you when I see you :D