Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: aner_behlic on February 28, 2011, 11:35:17 am
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Argonath Rpg Owner was arrested yesterday for growing weed
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Gandalf brought before an investigating judge on suspicion that had been growing marijuana plants in the yard of the local church.
Incredible news shocked the citizens who are regularly visited by a nearby church that was planted plant Cannabis Sativa, commonly known as marijuana. Suspect Gandalf, Argonathrpg owner, who was raised in this area stem the last 18 months, the space of a few square meters.
"We had no idea that this plant is grown in our backyard, " says the father of our paper Milorad, a priest from the church. "This is a remote part of our yard, which is surrounded by bushes in which none of us goes down, " says cleric
Otherwise, the said marijuana was discovered by one young woman went to pray in this part of the yard. Given the typical appearance of sheet, instantly recognized what it was and called the police who made the inspection. caught the next night, when he came into regular watering and fertilizing their own mini-orchard.
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False accussations towards Argonath RPG developers, ruining their name. Perma ban. Goodbye.
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I knew it all along, Gandalf seemed to act weird lately.
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Another Shocking news
Vince, was found with 00:51 percent blood alcohol
Vince, was found this morning around 6 o'clock in the unconscious state of the quay Sava in Belgrade. According to the findings of laboratory analysis of the MUP of Serbia, in the blood even had 0.51 percent alcohol, which is so far the highest recorded value in the local medical practice.
was found unconscious this morning in Belgrade's Sava quay, between Branko and the railway bridge. First it was noted residents of the nearby Roma settlement, who immediately called an ambulance.
The police say that this case has not had as much alcohol than 0.51% by Vince had the blood far exceeds the highest values with which they met local doctors.
To recall, level of alcohol in blood while driving is 0.05% and 0.2% for more than a man begins to lose sense and awareness.
- I saw this gentleman this morning, when I stretched clothes - Shakira says Halilovic, a mother of eight children from nearby Roma settlement, and continues:
- He was still conscious when I approached him, that. He asked me if I saw some pills in the air ... tablets on electricity, table-breaker, so something is murmured ... What kind of electricity, so here we even do not have electricity or water, "said Shakir our reporter.
was kept at the Clinical Center for further tests and doctors say his life, despite the enormous alcohol poisoning, it is not in danger.
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More Stories Comming soon
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i' d like u say about daco
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i' d like u say about daco
Don't feed the troll.
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Stupid cops can not see the difference between marijuana and teleportweed.
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The news about Vince aren't shocking, that is typical Philly attitude.
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False accussations towards Argonath RPG developers, ruining their name. Perma ban. Goodbye.
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False accussations towards Argonath RPG developers, ruining their name. Perma ban. Goodbye.
wat
I don't think you see the point here.
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Gandalf now is my fucking hero.
:weed:
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This is interesting.
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Shocking News
Argonath Player caught in adultery with two twin sisters
Daco fell yesterday in a difficult situation when his girlfriend entered the apartment and found him in bed with two twin sisters, and J. M. Micic, Belgrade. A jealous girlfriend in a fit of rage he tried to departments genitalia, in which the Daco barely managed to prevent.
This unusual situation more reminiscent of Hollywood movies than on our lives happened yesterday about 17 hours. According to neighbors who heard the noise, Daco and his girlfriend have been for a long time been strained relations because of his adultery, so that this situation was just the culmination of these events.
- I came out into the hallway because I heard the noise and banging - told our reporter 84-year-old grandmother Milica, nearest neighbor pairs of fatal and continues:
- In the hall he ran neighbors completely naked, and for him and his girlfriend with scissors in hand for baking. She broke it on the ground and shouted to him to cut that thing. I was very shocked and I jumped the pressure because I am a heart patient. Luckily, these two young girls were ran and managed to break out her scissors out of hand - the story of Grandma Milica.
- Daco has appeared completely comfortable and none of us did not think he had a girlfriend. He invited us to his apartment to show us some Pilates exercises for the massage. The atmosphere is a bit of us and sometimes we have completed all three in his bed. I never dreamed it would appear that ludaÄÂÂa and make such a scene - says one of his sisters.
Police have issued an official statement stating that there is no basis for the indictment, after which he was said to be a sent a psychologist to talk.
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I was just reading ginis book of records and i founded something shocking:
Shocking News From Aner_Behlic:
Static Mr.Rager broke the Guinness record for the longest fart in the world.
The toppling of an unusual record, this Argonath Player had eaten the previous evening to three and a half pound of thick bean prepeÄÂÂenog prebranca.
Guinness Book of Records is a worldwide known for unusual events and entries, and there are many people from our region who are in it. However, the category of "longest fart in the world" really did not know existed, until our paper did not report Static Mr.Rager, Argonath Player, with the announcement of plans to publicly breaking this world record.
As I said, Static is on the move decided after months of persuasion by friends. This cute Argonath player in their society has long been known for long, "emissions". Mr.Rager a gathering of friends at home is always a major attraction for his fart, say friends, may take a few minutes.
"So I was persuaded that I eventually had to agree. One of my friends through e-mail correspondent contacted the Guinness Book of World Records for Southeastern Europe, after which they organized the event. The people are very friendly and professional. They came here Two days earlier, to perform all the necessary preparations, and I am only left to do what I know best - that prdim, "says jokingly Mr.Rager, and continues:
"I knew I had a good idea to get ready if I want to topple this record. Our people know the two main prescription for causing gases in the stomach. The first is a bean baked beans, and others are hard-boiled eggs combined with milk. After some deliberation, I opted for the beans baked beans, because it can no longer eat. It's just that the bean is as thick as possible, well done, and there are plenty of onion in it, "says Static
The ceremony of entering the Guinness Book of Records, which was held yesterday afternoon, in addition to the jury from the Guinness Book of World Records, was attended by many journalists and photographers. A special attraction was the previous record holder in long fart - Vladimir Ledi
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What is this, I don't even ...
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Another News
Not so shocking:
Void, Argonath RPG Admin won half a million euros in betting
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Implementation on the betting can sometimes actually be paid, and the best example of this is our fellow citizen, Argonath RPG Admin named Void. He said last week he managed to win even half a million by betting on the results of football matches.
Each of us have acquaintances who spend too much time on gambling, but this way of life may not always be futile. Many working people throughout his life not earn much money by the Void, Argonath RPG Admin, won last week just betting on soccer matches. It is the sum of slightly more than half a million, in an interview a short telephone Void has revealed details of its success.
- Now she calls me ten journalists a day, until I won this money, they all told me that I lost the case and avoided me - the story and adds:
Betting is a science-as well as nuclear physics or philosophy. In fact, I think that is a hybrid of several sciences in one, as it requires logical thinking and intuition. When I started gambling, I lost a hundred euros a week, but I was taught because I believed that I could succeed.
Void already has a new girlfriend, and some of their photographs were published today on the site tracara.com.
Asked what his tactics applied in order to win such a large money, Void laughed and said:
-The secret is in the allocation of money. People who dream of winning such a large money think that it's done by putting an increasing amount of outstanding combination, so if you're lucky, that's it. In reality, it is far from the truth. I am allocated small amounts of money in several places, but I was behind and vast years of experience. Well my life is left in this bookmaker, red is probably sad for me to branch sun - the story of this joyful tone Argonath RPG Admin.
The money will, he says, used to buy her own two apartments - one in which they live, and another for publishing. And by "kusura" he adds, will buy the car of your dreams.
Void still comes in betting, but now it just pulls purse when you need to honor the entire room drink. As he says, will make a short break from betting, and thinking to begin working as a taxi driver because he always wanted to
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WHY whats is wrong with this topic im just puting on the news i read from my website ?
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LOL
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WHY whats is wrong with this topic im just puting on the news i read from my website ?
NO MAN YOU'RE SO COOL
KEEP POSTING THESE STUFF AND I'LL SURELY DIE FROM LAUGHTER IN NO TIME
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DO NOT STOP, PLEASE.
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KEEP IT UP
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LOL
You sir are legend
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lol.
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Static Mr.Rager broke the Guinness record for the longest fart in the world.
LOL :rofl:
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False accussations towards Argonath RPG developers, ruining their name. Perma ban. Goodbye.
go to jail
I love this :D
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damn man, this is hilarious. keep writing.
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Man don't stop this is nice, btw hi Daco.
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Go on :)
Couple people you should write about
Twenty
Junaid
Jubin
Frank_Hawk
Cofiliano
M.Montague
And many more :)
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LEGENDARY.
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Keep it up!
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So...you guys are making fun of Aner? I'm serious.
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Post some news 'bout me :P
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Actually, that shit is good. clapclap
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Keep it up!
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The news about Vince aren't shocking, that is typical Philly attitude.
Whoa buddy.
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Shocking News:
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Argonath player threw the computer out the window of her boyfriend because of his correspondence with the girls on "fejsbuk"
Jenny, Argonath Player, endanger the safety of passers-by throwing computers and monitors through the window, not thinking about the consequences, all because of jealousy.
Social network for correspondence "Fejsbuk" is an increasing cause of strife and termination among couples, mostly because some of the party accused of flirting via chat and private messages. Sometimes these arguments become dangerous for the environment, as happened in this case, when Jenny literally threw the computer out the window of her boyfriend, along with a monitor, and thereby endanger the safety of passers-by. Fortunately, no one is going under the window at the time of the incident, so I was not injured - at least not in the street.
Jenny has now made a statement in our paper, still visibly upset from the whole situation:
"All night is something tapped on a computer while I slept. He told me he has to read some texts. In the morning I was waiting to leave the house and entered his" Fejsbuk "profile because I knew the password. What I then saw me completely was kicked out of bars. While I lay practically beside him, he corresponded with some, I will not say what kind of a female person, who has hung a bunch of his half-naked pictures in the bathroom. Instantly, I fell to the dark eyes, "he says excitedly Jenny, and continues:
"There were all sorts of messages. Are scheduled to see the coffee, who live next to me lying there, and that morning he told me that evening to go to be seen with some old friends. I thought that he would not say, but that it catch the trick, but I endured. At the moment I istrgla all cables from the computer, opened the window, and threw it with all your strength. I just could not be controlled, "says Jenny.
Photos of an apartment Jenny demolished in the attack of fury published here.
Arguments among couples because "Fejsbuka" are all common, and according to Daniel Blagojevic, head of the private psychological counseling for married couples in Belgrade, the most common cause of distrust:
"The main problem is that everything remains on Facebook written, a code is not hard to find. Flirtations with other men has since time immemorial a common occurrence in pairs, and usually ends up just flirting. All on Facebook acting much more seriously because it is written in the history correspondence. If you already have to flirt, it's better for people to work out facebook and off the Internet because the spoken words do not stay nowhere written down, "says Ms. Blagojevic.
Police conducted an investigation and concluded that there is no need to press charges, but Jenny along with her boyfriend received orders to report to the psychologist, in order to prevent incidents happen again.
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How Jenny played on that shitty computer? :trust:
I'm in Shock
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epic thread :lol:
MOAR
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fejsbuk