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GTA:VC => Vice City - City Hall => VC:MP - Vice City Multiplayer => VC:MP Events => Topic started by: Marcell on July 16, 2011, 11:53:06 pm

Title: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 16, 2011, 11:53:06 pm
(http://images.wikia.com/particracy/images/7/76/Lusitanian_guerillas.jpg)
WE HATE EL PRESIDENTE! Vice City governament insist on taxing us so much we can't feed our kids! FUCK YOU, GOVERNAMENT! TODAY YOU WILL FACE THE POWER OF EL GUERILLAS, WHO WILL SEEK FOR REVENGE AND JUSTICE! WE WON'T LOOK HOW YOU DEGRADE OUR CITY IN SECONDS!

(http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/5029/vcmp333.jpg)
(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/6494/vcmp335.jpg)

El Guerillas have came to our city as rebeliants, to make peace using war. If you want to join to this tagless organisation, fill out the apply:
What's your nickname in Argonath ?
How much do you play VCMP each day?
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics?
Favourite weapon
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Call_me_Dad on July 17, 2011, 06:27:00 am
What's your nickname in Argonath ? [VU]aXXo
How much do you play VCMP each day? Some day more than other days
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics? I am very skilled fighter with all weapons, I specialize in back run chicken tactic. Though i suck at small closed spaces because there is no space to run like a chicken... I am pro at backstabbing and i have good gypsy LAG.
Favourite weapon M60, Ingram, Shotgun, Molotovs, Heli-Cannon, Heli-Blades
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc) No, I hate no-one on the internet

Please make me Co-Leader!  :bow:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: stormeus on July 17, 2011, 06:48:13 am
What's your nickname in Argonath?
Stormas

How much do you play VCMP each day?
Todos dias

Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics?
f**k no, but I lag like stereotypical fatass American.

Favourite weapon
Boons and stubbies (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzbyT8s11GLnz7w0ewOt5nL31ZyRcWb27z0His1-_ynaB08p-6Dg&t=1)

Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it?
Yes, shiter to governament and is tax. noany payday, pls admin. no dinero hav
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Huntsman on July 17, 2011, 10:29:44 am
Marcello de Che Guevara, el Fidel Castro :D

GL with this ;D. Fuck those taxers up :D
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: danigold1 on July 17, 2011, 10:49:34 am
Fidel Castro would be proud...  ;)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 17, 2011, 12:29:07 pm
Fidel Castro would be proud...  ;)
Thank you compandre! El Guerillas shall not forget your kind words!

@Stormas
ACCEPT
@aXXo
Still wondering, i hev haz hear u ar VCPDz officerz and I hate your chicken tactic. No betray to your el commandante!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Huntsman on July 17, 2011, 12:35:22 pm
If i'd ever Come back to VC-MP, i'll join this for sure ;d
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Call_me_Dad on July 17, 2011, 01:30:33 pm
@aXXo
Still wondering, i hev haz hear u ar VCPDz officerz and I hate your chicken tactic. No betray to your el commandante!
You did not mention that this does not accept VCPD Officers..
So im joining this too!!

Man chicken tactic be good, they all start chasing chickens like mad, no one shoots el commandante.
When they chase me, you can backstab them with m60s.
We will be one nice big family!!! Please accept me!
Also I would be obliged if you promote me to co-leader.
Thank you!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 17, 2011, 01:47:48 pm
OKAY!! UR WORDS HEV SATISFY ME, EL HIGHER CHICKENO RUNNERO SOLDIERO!! ACCEPT!!111
JUST REMEMBER NOT TO WEAR THE BADGE WHEN WE DEMOLISH CITY HALL
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: stormeus on July 17, 2011, 01:51:54 pm
aXXo is now El Guerillas mascot.
(http://www.wondercostumes.com/imgzoom/MEXICAN-SERAPE-COSTUME-17679.jpg)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: danigold1 on July 17, 2011, 02:03:09 pm
Gratz axxo!  ;)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ZeRoX2 on July 17, 2011, 02:45:04 pm
lol this is very nice. Good luck!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Huntsman on July 17, 2011, 02:45:47 pm
Ok.. This was funny at first, now it's weird  :wow:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on July 17, 2011, 02:48:03 pm
What's your nickname in Argonath ?
[EAF]Morphine

How much do you play VCMP each day?
A lot.

Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics?
I think you should know by now.

Favourite weapon?
Stubby, M60, Ingram, Rocket Launchers derp

Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc)
All of them. Each and every single one of them.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 17, 2011, 02:59:49 pm
OMG ACCEPT, CO-LEADERZ EL COMMENDANTE
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Call_me_Dad on July 17, 2011, 05:05:04 pm
OMG ACCEPT, CO-LEADERZ EL COMMENDANTE
I wanna be Co leader!
I have higher ping than him!!
Bigger is Better!!!!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on July 17, 2011, 07:15:04 pm
Hola
What's your nickname in Argonath ? [VU_T]ferrari32
How much do you play VCMP each day?suficiente
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics? Teh pussy tactic  ;)
Favourite weapon: Ruger
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc)-Odio bwat
Use google translate.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 17, 2011, 07:36:55 pm
I wanna be Co leader!
I have higher ping than him!!
Bigger is Better!!!!
u wont be co-leader coz u in vcpd e_e
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: danigold1 on July 17, 2011, 08:39:50 pm
Who sent you guys to Vice City?
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 17, 2011, 09:17:52 pm
no one, compadre! we watched many documentals abotu cuba and got taxed for millions, which forced us to make this wonderful group!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on July 17, 2011, 09:35:09 pm
I vote for el marcello to now be reffered to as: El revolucionare Prezidente
ALL HAIL!!!!1111   :bow: :bow:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 17, 2011, 09:36:02 pm
ACCEPTED!111
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on July 17, 2011, 09:41:31 pm
Wait, wait, is the suggestion or me accepted  :D
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 17, 2011, 11:51:51 pm
both e_e
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Bass on July 18, 2011, 02:21:47 am
GO KILL KLAUS HE TAXES OUR ASSES DAILY!!!!!1111 DON'T KILL OFFICERS YOU DAMN OVERSKILLED DUDE!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: danigold1 on July 18, 2011, 11:07:04 am
GO KILL KLAUS HE TAXES OUR ASSES DAILY!!!!!1111 DON'T KILL OFFICERS YOU DAMN OVERSKILLED DUDE!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
.......
Who sent you here?!  :trust:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Alarba on July 18, 2011, 11:44:19 am
Taxes will be raised 200% for the next month.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 18, 2011, 12:04:55 pm
Taxes will be raised 200% for the next month.
WE NO PAY TAXES!1111
WE MINI 99999999
HE 1000 1
*EL GUERILLAS KILLED THA PRESIDENTE*
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Rapture on July 18, 2011, 12:32:11 pm
What's your nickname in Argonath ?
RAPTORE

How much do you play VCMP each day?
Mucho!

Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics?
OFC,I am mucho strong chico!

Favourite weapon
Spaz,Dear Senor.

Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc)
Si! Mucho tax, I DONT HAVE BREAD IN MY HOME! Boo Tax!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on July 18, 2011, 12:42:05 pm
Bass why don't I kill you first.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 18, 2011, 12:53:59 pm
ACCEPTER! However refrain from using Spaz, that's governament weapon! (next to tax)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Rapture on July 18, 2011, 01:19:35 pm
COMPRENDE! No spazzo!  :)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Bass on July 18, 2011, 01:35:37 pm
Cuz i'm innocent!!!

/me shows his 5 mill mansion and 1 mill biz.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on July 18, 2011, 03:24:14 pm
Money is nothing to me.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Klaus on July 18, 2011, 05:21:23 pm
Rebelling against the taxes is a bad move. You see, the reason for the high taxes is because of the high crime rates. It is predicted that 50 or more people die every day in Vice City. Now, you want to go around smashing up properties and killing because of high tax rates, go ahead. But do not be surprised that taxes will just rise as a result. I will need to put more government spending towards the VCPD.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 18, 2011, 07:27:04 pm
Okay, El Guerillas! New target!
Police insist on false-suspecting and abusing their powers! If you are witness of such thing, sing the El Guerillas song and shoot them! Mwhahaha!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: danigold1 on July 18, 2011, 08:45:40 pm
Okay, El Guerillas! New target!
Police insist on false-suspecting and abusing their powers! If you are witness of such thing, sing the El Guerillas song and shoot them! Mwhahaha!
What is the El Guerillas song muchacho condante?
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: stormeus on July 18, 2011, 09:11:52 pm
I think it's this.
GTA Vice OST - Mambo Mucho Mambo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9kQs-a5ETo#)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on July 18, 2011, 09:40:10 pm
Okay, El Guerillas! New target!
Police insist on false-suspecting and abusing their powers! If you are witness of such thing, sing the El Guerillas song and shoot them! Mwhahaha!
Jeez. That's a lot of cops to kill  :war:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on July 19, 2011, 12:16:56 am
I already killed 2600, wasn't so hard
and
Japanther - Radical Businessman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt9qLpWOFt8#)
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FUCK THE COPS
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on July 19, 2011, 01:29:30 pm
What is the point of this again
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on July 19, 2011, 03:01:39 pm
Gratz marc, you got me addicted to that song.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ZeRoX2 on July 19, 2011, 04:51:27 pm
Ferrari, I didn't knew that you are a VU player. Congratz man!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: JasonSaint on August 09, 2011, 07:40:21 pm

What's your nickname in Argonath ? [DC]Jason
How much do you play VCMP each day? minimum 2 hours
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics? yes i think i can handle some cops
Favourite weapon stubby
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc) this is a retorical question
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 09, 2011, 08:43:29 pm
What's your nickname in Argonath ? [DC]Jason
How much do you play VCMP each day? minimum 2 hours
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics? yes i think i can handle some cops
Favourite weapon stubby
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc) this is a retorical question
Recommended. He helped today.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 10, 2011, 01:00:21 am
What's your nickname in Argonath ? [DC]Jason
How much do you play VCMP each day? minimum 2 hours
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics? yes i think i can handle some cops
Favourite weapon stubby
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc) this is a retorical question
accepted because of real crimin- wait, I mean life saving and helping our poor citizen intentions! Welcome to El Guerillas, now you shall look for peace with your gun steady.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: muzdaaz on August 10, 2011, 01:51:08 pm
What's your nickname in Argonath ?: muzdaaz
How much do you play VCMP each day?: Whenever im not doing any other things that I need to does.
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics?: I tell teh cops to use /q getmoney, if that failz, im pretty much screwed.
Favourite weapon: F8 combined with lag combined with spaz.
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc): No, how could I hates a government that is so friendly to people, you guys mad at government or something?
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 10, 2011, 05:37:47 pm
Favourite weapon: F8 combined with lag combined with spaz.
accepted as co-co-co-leader
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Jaga848 on August 10, 2011, 08:23:25 pm
What's your nickname in Argonath ?: VLanceV
How much do you play VCMP each day?: On my pc ya, about 3 hours daily but on my shitty laptop on which I'm on now, not so much.
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics?: Lol, I made my own technique a few days ago but u will see it only if u see me in game when I get back to my good old pc.  :D
Favourite weapon: Ak47, out of assault rifles and stubby out of shotguns
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc): YA, I IZ HATE GOVERMENT!!!!!!!!111111
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 10, 2011, 09:14:32 pm
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc): YA, I IZ HATE GOVERMENT!!!!!!!!111111
accepted, shipment of 7.62 ammo delivered
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ZeRoX2 on August 10, 2011, 09:16:34 pm
For what guns the 7.62 will be? If i'm not wrong, Ruger has a 7.62.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: JasonSaint on August 10, 2011, 09:18:51 pm
ima use the 'muthefuckin bootleg fireworks'
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 10, 2011, 09:20:54 pm
[aeva]
For what guns the 7.62 will be? If i'm not wrong, Ruger has a 7.62.
[/aeva]
Ruger in VC is Ruger AC-556 chambered for, as name says, 5.56. M60 is chambered for 7.62 but NATO version, whereas AK, Type 56, AKM, AK-103 are chambered for 7.62 Soviet

edit: i forgot to say but the H&K SL9 (laser sniper) from the family of G3 rifles, is chambered for 7.62 NATO as well
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 10, 2011, 09:29:51 pm
As a co-leader I'll also be able to accept people? :D

In this case, you are all denied.

lol I joke.

Muzdaaz will be our.. "Scout" as I should name it.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 10, 2011, 09:30:46 pm
jea, he's the intelligent guy in the group
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 10, 2011, 09:40:44 pm
I'm the inactive guy. heh.

Soon I'll be back in town for pwning ! jeah.

Hope so.. at least. lol
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 10, 2011, 09:47:12 pm
I'm the inactive guy. heh.

Soon I'll be back in town for pwning ! jeah.

Hope so.. at least. lol
I'll be takin care of guerillaz til then  ;)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 10, 2011, 10:03:38 pm
noany
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 10, 2011, 10:09:38 pm
yeayi
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 10, 2011, 10:17:52 pm
you can' take care of El Guerillas as this organisation has it's own heart and knows what to do itself, although you can still organise attac- I mean, riots against the evil governamente! and events.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Jaga848 on August 10, 2011, 10:27:56 pm
YAYA, I'm accepted  :hurray:  Time for my dear dear AK to warm up and kill.. I mean practice  :evil: 
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: JasonSaint on August 10, 2011, 10:38:56 pm
marcell i thouhgt you meant: peaceful movement!

but we got a big riout in NPM swat came up
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 21, 2011, 09:07:38 pm
Gentlemen.
Ferrari and Rapture are the co-leaders now, they proved themselfs within a few peaceful demonstrations that cops changed into huge shootout! bad cops! bad governament!
Ryuji has joined El Guerillas.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Rapture on August 21, 2011, 09:12:35 pm
Guerillas managed to kill a traitor among them! We did a fine job today, fighting el (corruptado) government. Bueno Work

PS. Our Ghost Driver in the Cop van we stole, GO GUERILLAS!

(http://i53.tinypic.com/2vnj2v5.jpg)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Kessu on August 21, 2011, 09:34:57 pm
You managed to kill traitor after wounding 1 and killing 3  :roll:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Rapture on August 21, 2011, 09:43:11 pm
The Force of Mighty b00n killed a lot of Guerillas, But we managed to win that battle!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Kessu on August 21, 2011, 09:45:36 pm
I wounded the guy with stubby a little earlier when I shot ferraris back, rest I killed with b00n  :rofl:

Tho' dang, I knew when I started shooting and you jumped off the car that it was lost :D  :war:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Rapture on August 21, 2011, 09:50:12 pm
You almost killed me with your b00n  :lol:

And everyone was like "WTF?!"
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 22, 2011, 08:59:38 am
I wounded the guy with stubby a little earlier when I shot ferraris back, rest I killed with b00n  :rofl:

Tho' dang, I knew when I started shooting and you jumped off the car that it was lost :D  :war:
Meh, when someone shot me in the back, i thought it was some newbie dat doun nou stubby rullz
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 22, 2011, 10:25:07 am
Ferrari and Rapture are the co-leaders now
so what am i
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 22, 2011, 11:11:00 am
El commendante
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 22, 2011, 11:53:25 am
how is that different from co-leaders
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 22, 2011, 01:01:17 pm
how is that different from co-leaders
that you're called el commendante instead of co-el prezidente
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 23, 2011, 10:03:25 am
ok
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Huntsman on August 23, 2011, 10:21:21 am
What's your nickname in Argonath ? [TGC]Hitman
How much do you play VCMP each day? 6 hours [Just came back from inactivity]
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics? Me lieks to harras cops and get on high extas.. i mean beans and shoot cops with spazsorz then im fucking gotdzorz ;)
Favourite weapon Stubbiez or Spazzors
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc) YES YES YES KILL IT WITH FIRE IOMG  OMG TAXER  :war: :war: :war: :war: :war: :war:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Willy on August 23, 2011, 02:37:53 pm
I would really appreciate if this topic is made to look a bit serious...
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: WantedInAllStates on August 23, 2011, 03:30:28 pm
What's your nickname in Argonath ? [HS]iiBeeTiiMMY
How much do you play VCMP each day? Everyday, everyhour im always online when u lot are doing ur protests
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics? Run, Shoot Hit Run Run Shoot Hit Hit Guy Dies WOOP :D
Favourite weapon? M4 , Stubby, M60, Laser Sniper & grenades xD
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc) i hate VCPD..cop brutality...i freecop for moneyz :D

i worship lots men!   :bow:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: freestyle_Shadow on August 26, 2011, 12:40:02 pm
(http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/100/vcmp566.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/831/vcmp566.jpg/)
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/7958/vcmp568.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/vcmp568.jpg/)
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4013/vcmp567.th.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/84/vcmp567.jpg/)

 :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 26, 2011, 01:25:55 pm
(http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/1706/vcmp062.jpg)
 :cool:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Klaus on August 26, 2011, 01:40:08 pm
(http://i61.servimg.com/u/f61/13/21/93/63/bounty10.png)
 :cool:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 26, 2011, 01:58:58 pm
(http://i61.servimg.com/u/f61/13/21/93/63/bounty10.png)
 :cool:
all of 'em had BWAT gear? if they didn't, i win :L
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: WantedInAllStates on August 26, 2011, 03:36:29 pm
AM I IN MEN?! PLEASE I WORSHIP LOT LOT! and is argonath down?
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Klaus on August 26, 2011, 05:15:10 pm
all of 'em had BWAT gear?
Of course. It was an army of money munchers with BWAT gear led by aXXo. None of them could bypass my grenade spam :rofl:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 26, 2011, 06:49:27 pm
AM I IN MEN?! PLEASE I WORSHIP LOT LOT! and is argonath down?
Were gonna put you to basic training in our facility and then decide.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: WantedInAllStates on August 26, 2011, 07:24:04 pm
Were gonna put you to basic training in our facility and then decide.
okeoke thank you co-leader sir  :bow:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ZeRoX2 on August 27, 2011, 11:23:58 am
lol 400 heat.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 27, 2011, 06:29:39 pm
Hmmm still doesn't beat my record of 3656 heat :D
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ZeRoX2 on August 27, 2011, 07:31:05 pm
^Holy sh*t, thats... thats... MUCH!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: LeetCreeperXXL on August 27, 2011, 08:55:41 pm
What's your nickname in Argonath ? LeetCreeperXXL
How much do you play VCMP each day? well,i just begun playing but like... 3 hours per day
Fighting skills, any special attributes or tactics? Ima newbie in the GTA World!ima learn more as i kill more
Favourite weapon All!Shotgus UZI's Pistols... EVERYTHING
Do you hate governament and any associated groups with it? (VCPD, etc)
If i hate them?I want them to disappear!

Post Merge: August 27, 2011, 08:57:32 pm
oh yea i give the bodies i kill to Herobrine :banana:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 27, 2011, 09:02:37 pm
You were smart enough to register and make a post thus I'll answer

hang with us around in the game, make sure you don't play as a cop, stay active, don't ram as before, and you might get in. instead of ramming random cops, grab a gun from their stinky bodies and help us in shootouts (remember to ask first if you can help)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 27, 2011, 09:05:17 pm
I say no. You act like an asshole, ram people, and have no skills at all.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: LeetCreeperXXL on August 27, 2011, 09:20:36 pm
you remember when i said newbie?heh,im done with ramming

Post Merge: August 27, 2011, 09:21:45 pm
oh yea i dont have skills... for now... i said ima learn and be ownage
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 28, 2011, 08:35:42 am
I guess you can be accepted if you like protesting against the government.. but I'll keep an eye on you.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 28, 2011, 06:11:32 pm
Tho he has to pass boot-camp first  :)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: stormeus on August 28, 2011, 07:00:18 pm
What boot camp? You get an RPG, you shoot it at a tree, you pass. :lol:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 28, 2011, 07:56:07 pm
What boot camp? You get an RPG, you shoot it at a tree, you pass. :lol:
Are you dumb or something? You trying to insult my group?







We shoot at government searchlight towers instead of trees  :lol:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: stormeus on August 28, 2011, 08:07:27 pm
We shoot at government searchlight towers instead of trees  :lol:

:rofl:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: WantedInAllStates on August 29, 2011, 03:44:30 am
Are you dumb or something? You trying to insult my group?







We shoot at government searchlight towers instead of trees  :lol:

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:   :rofl:
i lol'd at that so many times.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: LeetCreeperXXL on August 29, 2011, 08:32:55 am
yeah its better  :war:
 :war:  :war:  :war:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 30, 2011, 08:10:25 am
^ ?
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: LeetCreeperXXL on August 30, 2011, 08:42:10 am
 We shoot at government searchlight towers instead of trees  :lol:





Gah :D
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 30, 2011, 10:10:26 am
I don't accept people who try to kill me D: (Leet)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 30, 2011, 11:54:36 am
^ true.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: LeetCreeperXXL on August 30, 2011, 12:16:27 pm
lmfao i was trying to make some cash :)  :alert"  :alert"
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 30, 2011, 09:13:43 pm
Sorry Leet, your experience ain't big enough yet.

Timmy has been accepted as prezidente's shoeshiner (rifleman)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: WantedInAllStates on August 31, 2011, 02:14:02 am
Sorry Leet, your experience ain't big enough yet.

Timmy has been accepted as prezidente's shoeshiner (rifleman)
WOOP worship so much mens  :bow:  :bow:  :bow:

worship penut butter jelly time also  :bow:  :banana:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 31, 2011, 09:20:10 am
Grats Tim and Leet - you'll never defeat me D:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 31, 2011, 09:23:27 am
The secret of defeating morph is attacking him with a 1.5 m pink dildo  :rules:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 31, 2011, 10:20:10 am
... no that's not it.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 31, 2011, 10:24:50 am
It worked for me....
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 31, 2011, 10:28:15 am
You never hit me with a pink dildo?
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Kessu on August 31, 2011, 03:04:07 pm
You never hit me with a pink dildo?
Who uses dildo to hit people? I'd stick it to their ass  :devroll:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on August 31, 2011, 03:11:27 pm
Lesson 69: Ferrari doesn't know pink dildo's purpose.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 31, 2011, 03:21:50 pm
My wanted level trilogy goes on. From 125 to 138 already, bound to beat the Argonath heat record. D:D:D: TLKr.Manas nearly robbed my heat today but thanks to my army of bodyguards, I survived. :D
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 31, 2011, 03:57:24 pm
My wanted level trilogy goes on. From 125 to 138 already, bound to beat the Argonath heat record. D:D:D: TLKr.Manas nearly robbed my heat today but thanks to my army of bodyguards, I survived. :D
That wasn't manas, that was me
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on August 31, 2011, 04:09:10 pm
It was Manas, lol. You didn't even touch me D:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on August 31, 2011, 04:22:40 pm
It was Manas, lol. You didn't even touch me D:
lolno
I fucked up your ride, you got out and ran, i knocked you daon with shotty, but then shitload of guys came.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Kessu on August 31, 2011, 05:11:14 pm
Lesson 69: Ferrari doesn't know pink dildo's purpose.
:rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Jaga848 on August 31, 2011, 08:52:59 pm
Hehe, by team of bodyguards he means Dead_Star, Muzzie and me.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: WantedInAllStates on August 31, 2011, 09:53:08 pm
Lesson 69: Ferrari doesn't know pink dildo's purpose.
i lol'd so bloddy hard at lesson 69  :rofl:  :rofl:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 01, 2011, 01:06:37 pm
My streak was ruined by Dead_Star. Record: 148
Mood: You don't want to know.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Kessu on September 01, 2011, 01:25:27 pm
My streak was ruined by Dead_Star. Record: 148
Mood: You don't want to know.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CHTyEihXGSY/TWYHr9ry6PI/AAAAAAAAArI/nKEubYHWtUA/s1600/obamam-lol-y-u-mad-tho.jpg)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 01, 2011, 01:46:59 pm
because michelle is ugly
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Klaus on September 01, 2011, 02:16:28 pm
Another day when my 152 record still stands
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 01, 2011, 04:05:17 pm
If beating you is a piece of cake for me then beating your record will be a bite of the piece.  :D













DS: DO NOT EVEN THINK OF HELPING ME WITH M4s NEXT TIMEĄąąąąąąąąąą
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: WantedInAllStates on September 02, 2011, 12:17:42 am
If beating you is a piece of cake for me then beating your record will be a bite of the piece.  :D













DS: DO NOT EVEN THINK OF HELPING ME WITH M4s NEXT TIMEĄąąąąąąąąąą
ITS PS FOO..WHAT CHU FINKIN?
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Vet. on September 04, 2011, 03:28:53 pm
Another day when my 152 record still stands

Not anymore it doesn't.
Wanted level record has been beaten. - 192/736

(http://i51.tinypic.com/1tlidy.jpg)

I want to thank my fellow EAF mates who have been on my side since the beginning of this riot, and of course, thanks to ARPD officer Stormeus, who was the first one to sus me for "Opening fire" towards his colleague. We openin fire real smooth now, ARPD, and trust me when I say-

This is not ending anytime soon. 


May your lag and bwat gears be with you when you try to stop us.

LA RESISTANCE LIVES ON!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Ave on September 04, 2011, 04:08:38 pm
This is impressive
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Klaus on September 04, 2011, 06:36:35 pm
LOL nice
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 04, 2011, 09:19:26 pm
Lucky ass, you timed out right when I was blasting M60 bullets in your face from 15 meters.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on September 04, 2011, 09:29:21 pm
Lucky ass, you timed out right when I was blasting M60 bullets in your face from 15 meters.
oh he damn was lucky. even when i fired a RPG rocket into a lagging cop, Vet didn't get hit despite being in radius (didnt notice the nigga)...was one of 'lucky moments'
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Vet. on September 04, 2011, 11:15:12 pm
when I was blasting M60 bullets in your face from 15 meters.

And this is how u treat me after all I've done for you! Shame on you, Morphy, shame on u!  :fh:

P.S. Last time I joined the server, the level was 203/880


*cough*shame!*cough*
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 05, 2011, 01:07:47 am
hhhhh never.

I am El Guerillas' commendante. I just went cop because I saw a very futile situation today. D:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Vet. on September 05, 2011, 10:40:56 pm
Evening, Ogonathers.

Things are going wild, cops and ones i don't trust keep dying, like I said, we ain't stoppin any time soon. If Stormeus calculations are right, my current wanted level is worth more than 200 000$. Well, that doesn't affect us in any way.

The level 192/736 is soo yesterday.

NEWS:
(http://i54.tinypic.com/2a6ttlf.jpg)

The previous record has been doubled, not even talking bout heat.

Thank for attention.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: stormeus on September 05, 2011, 11:46:31 pm
If Stormeus calculations are right, my current wanted level is worth more than 200 000$. Well, that doesn't affect us in any way.
Just to show my calculations, when killing a suspect in 1.9, the formula for payday is:

A = Wanted Level x 500
B = Heat * 75
Total = A + B

Given A is 302 x 500, that'd be $151,000 base cash in 1.90, before the heat system was added.
However, we also have B. Since his heat is 1141, that'd be $85,575

$151,000 + $85,575
An officer killing Veteran would thus receive $236,575.

There's also jailing (highly unlikely, but hey)
C = Total * 2

The reward for jailing veteran stands at $473,150
not like it matters though, 15 days until everything gets wiped anyways :P
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 06, 2011, 01:03:29 am
Keep it up Beteran !
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ZeRoX2 on September 06, 2011, 06:21:30 am
lol 300+ level.
Nice!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Willy on September 06, 2011, 10:52:04 am
Lol...did somebody said vet broke the original wanted level?? He almost doubled it up...
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 06, 2011, 11:46:28 am
Ye that's what you get for being a Veteran.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Kessu on September 06, 2011, 12:00:24 pm
Lol...did somebody said vet broke the original wanted level?? He almost doubled it up...
I thought he's not finished yet? :D
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Vet. on September 27, 2011, 08:04:22 pm
I thought he's not finished yet? :D

Nop, not finished yet at all.

(http://i51.tinypic.com/opmw7a.jpg)

Ey, ARPD, u even there?  :poke:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Klaus on September 27, 2011, 08:10:26 pm
Ey, ARPD, u even there?
That's like.. a rhetorical question
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 27, 2011, 09:33:53 pm
Given Vet /q's whenever he feels a threat. :p

i joke ofc, or not??
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 27, 2011, 10:01:13 pm
Given Vet /q's whenever he feels a threat. :p

i joke ofc, or not??

:lol:

Forgetting to spawn or apparently "crashing" seem to be old tricks in the book!
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: detective_perry on September 27, 2011, 10:32:27 pm
omg dmer  :mad:
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Marcell on September 27, 2011, 10:48:18 pm

:lol:

Forgetting to spawn or apparently "crashing" seem to be old tricks in the book!
i wouldn't spawn neither while (free)cops are blazing shotgun rounds on all spawnpoints :S
about crashing, yesterday i got a CTD 5 times in a row while taking weapons. VCPD crash activator!111
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Vet. on September 28, 2011, 07:20:48 pm
Given Vet /q's whenever he feels a threat. :p

i joke ofc, or not??

:lol:

Forgetting to spawn or apparently "crashing" seem to be old tricks in the book!

Oh, Legend, such a self-confident admin, and yet accusing me in rule braking with no actual reason or proof, just based on some crappy suspicion, how lovely..

And death evading, Morphine? C'mon, man, seriously? You, saying this to Me?!  :D

Anyway, bullcrap aside, w/e "threat" you are talking about, I haven't felt it, so we are probably going to keep this thing growing till 2.0 comes out, who knows, maybe even grow it to 1000. Good luck, donuts.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Call_me_Dad on September 28, 2011, 07:28:14 pm
My vacations starts from 2nd Oct, will be reporting for SWAT duty :D
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 28, 2011, 07:46:32 pm
Ahuahuahau you would be an easy catch for my lag. :D
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ~Legend~ on September 28, 2011, 09:23:52 pm
Oh, Legend, such a self-confident admin, and yet accusing me in rule braking with no actual reason or proof, just based on some crappy suspicion, how lovely..

And death evading, Morphine? C'mon, man, seriously? You, saying this to Me?!  :D

Anyway, bullcrap aside, w/e "threat" you are talking about, I haven't felt it, so we are probably going to keep this thing growing till 2.0 comes out, who knows, maybe even grow it to 1000. Good luck, donuts.

Excuse me?
I'm pretty sure most people here were joking around... and actually, we do and have had proof in the past as you seemed to want to bring that up in here - I don't/didn't really want to discuss that.

Already noticed your attitude changes over the months, it ain't fun pal.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 28, 2011, 09:58:21 pm
Legend isn't self confident. He's perhaps the nicest administrator in this entire community. You shouldn't speak about self confidence of others so self confidently, seeing as your self confidence isn't any lower.

Try not to transform El Guerillas into another of those "shitstorming" topics, just remember what I said.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Alarba on September 29, 2011, 12:04:19 am
He's perhaps the nicest administrator in this entire community.
Oh I see where i stand...
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 29, 2011, 01:57:29 am
I can't say much about you since all my memories related to you are about temp-bans. :\ No offence, I'm completely serious. lol
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ZeRoX2 on September 29, 2011, 10:07:06 am
Nop, not finished yet at all.

(http://i51.tinypic.com/opmw7a.jpg)

Ey, ARPD, u even there?  :poke:
HOLY MOTHER F**KING SH*T! EPICNESS!!! 610! LOL!
P.S: SORRY FOR CAPS, MY CAPS LOCK IS BROCKEN LOL.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Kessu on September 29, 2011, 10:49:45 am
HOLY MOTHER F**KING SH*T! EPICNESS!!! 610! LOL!
P.S: SORRY FOR CAPS, MY CAPS LOCK IS BROCKEN LOL.
You press SHIFT when CAPSLOCK is on, you type normal.
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ZeRoX2 on September 29, 2011, 02:10:20 pm
You press SHIFT when CAPSLOCK is on, you type normal.

Thank you :)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: ferrari32 on September 29, 2011, 02:43:20 pm
As much as I respect you vet, you can't say shit about legend, he's the nicest, self controlling, fair admin on the server.
Alarba you iz good too  ;)
Title: Re: El Guerillas
Post by: Morphine on September 29, 2011, 02:44:20 pm
Yeah, Alarba sold me his house after all lmao.
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