Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Forum Games => Topic started by: Salvatore_Zambino on March 10, 2012, 08:21:17 pm
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name says it all..ill start
One day there was a man called Salvatore who went into the shops then...
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He bought two bags carrying vegetables...
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he bumped into sauron on the road..
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who was holding a paper bag inside is
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the powers to ban everybody in Argonath, a stranger snatched it and ran, sauron was..
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quite dissapointed and ran after him then
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he had an extra trick up his sleeve which was
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Hooters 10 bucks gift card...
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he used that to
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buy a camel which he took a ride on to...
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go to england to
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watch the Queen's Diamond Jubille parade and then...
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Fell over and broke his nose, and then...
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went into hostpital and got healed by...
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...the crazy HEAL medic who charged him $6,000 for...
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crashing into his lambo because of the blood from his nose, he then...
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gone out of the hospital without money and he...
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fell down a set of stairs.....
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and broke his nose again, he then...
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...had to check into the hospital one more time, after which he...
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had just done, then he checked the...
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foxhouse, only to find the pedobear granny sauron waiting for him....
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to eat him then..
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Rainbow Dash came and,
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asked him to..
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Unban BlueFox...
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because of the big bang....
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That fucked up Andy's sig...
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on the day of his..
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birthday he was drunk and...
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then he decided too...
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To take some weed and ....
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smoke then when some...
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Immortals came to attack him but...
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he took out a...
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Combat shotgun from his ass...
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his ass hurt, but...
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he got shot and ..
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...walked into a police station with his...
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.. d*ck showing and then ..
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He accidently dick slappped pancher...
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and was jailed for...
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Dick slapping pancher...
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..then he got..
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...sentenced to community service, after which he...
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...went to the Argonath Community to...
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Fuck shit up and then he...
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started to stare at people while there were in the shower, then he....
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Fucked them up
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And went near a tree to piss
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Then when he pissed....
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a giant turtlebee attacked him
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And cut of his co*k...
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then he replaced it with a...
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Carrot and then he...
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tried to eat his carrot cock when he realized...
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That the hooker is standing next to him...
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And that she...
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...has a fetish for carrot cocks...
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so using his powerful powers...
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he bans all sopranos...
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then moves onto banning...
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Woka's sexy ass..
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that is burned by a fire dildo..
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which is being sold at cockstop
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and he then made ways to the XXX shop to buy...
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...a pair of buttplugs for him and his buddies who...
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are dancing on planes from...
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The End.
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Book two - Chapter 1
Once upon a time there was a man named Salvatore who loved to...
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play with teeth
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...he had on his ass.One day he...
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drove to china in a red turismo and then a police men stopped him for traffic stop but the man didnt want to stop so he continued driving and he had a lot of police men behind him but he still didnt want to stop so he went to a restaurant to get some food and after he at a good pizza he went out again with all the cops behind him and he got shot and he shot back and he hided behind his car and when then he woke up out of his dream to...
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And you just fucked this forum game :lol:
Let's start over.
One day,Sauron was...
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Having a massive shit when...
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Gandalf joined the server with...
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A broom and he hit...
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the balded head of Kojak(Jack) and...
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..and kojak fall on ground..
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...looking at the face of Gandalf and imaging of a troll face. He stands up and....
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Runs towards gandalf with a Rocket Launcher and..
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Aims on his ass...
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...and burst it..
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...but the server crashes...
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..Kojak wait for Gandalf to Re-join Server...
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...Gandalf uses his fake account to login and...
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..and goes to ammu shop to buy some stuff..
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...sees Kojak in a black sentinel with CJ hat on, shoots on the back of the car with a SMG and...
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...kojack scares and his car flips and hit a pole...
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Gandalf laughs hysterically and decides to leave Kojak then he...
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...saw Kojak takes out rocket launcher...
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and smiles back to Gandalf. Gandalf takes out his lolly pop and eats it. .....
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Then Kojak laughs at Gandalf choking with the lolipop...
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..then gandalf throws lolipop and takes out minigun...
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... however Kojak didn't notice the minigun as he was bursting in laughter ...
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..Gandalf aims on kojak...
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... while Gandalf is aiming at Kojak laughing, a wild snorlax appears in the middle ...
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...and both scared and run from from there leaving each other...
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... Due to the fast running, Gandalf fell on the ground ...
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... and accidentally smashed the Atomic Ban Device button that was in a pocket of his hawaiian shirt ...
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and banned everyone in the server.Then,gandalf decided to...
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... put a naked player model skin on and run free down the streets when he noticed ...
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that everyone had started ban evading, thus he did /aduty and then....
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he wrongly banned Murt
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...who nicely request an unban...
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yet it was denied.....
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... as Gandalf actually wanted to and banned him on purpose because he ...
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... is actually the wild snorlax who didn't ...
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...asslick him. He pressed a....
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... button which caused an explosion in the ...
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....Server...
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which killed most of the admins.The survivors were...
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... thrown to NAP where they had no supplies (water, food), which resulted in ...
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..a death. The number of..
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... dead admins was uncountable, so ...
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... Gandalf decided to hire a whole new administration staff ...
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..and a number of moderators, atleast....
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5 of them were hard work enough, then....
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The Rest just fooled around...
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... causing a mass bomb attack at the NAP, which resulted in ...
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..a fail because swat came in like a baws and...
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... Pissed on the bomb till it defused then ...
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..because of the piss, the wires got burned out and there was a big explosion where the swat went black. They went to a...
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... shelter with poisoned food, and they ate it ...
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...at night when they were about to go to sleep. So they...
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... Kept farting hard all night, and when they woke up....
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... they felt incredible sickness, which caused death of ...
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.... few of them, while the rest.....
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... had some more poisoned food and ...
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.. started farting fire outta their asses, then the fire department came and...
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... Found weed :weed: coming out the ass so they...
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... ate it. While they were eating the weed, a ufo landed on NAP and ...
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adopted Vomit as there son and vomit...
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... then vomited alot which caused the aliens to drop him over the see and ...
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.... he swam back to NAP, but found no one because...
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..everyone was kidnapped by the greatest evil called...
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.. the evil cow, and they were taken to...
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admin jail, but ...
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... the evil cow expolided and evil milk was spilled every where, but Caion and Kent came and....
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...cleanded all the mess by using ...
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.... their tounges to lick all of the milk, then .....
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..they changed into an evil glass milk and an evil choclate bar so they ...
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... everyone in admin jail started eating them, and so all players ....
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...got full up, tired, went to sleep and had nightmares about ...
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... the server being DDOS'ed and spammed with cows, and when they woke up ....
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... they took their breakfast and heading to work...
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...while in traffic they get their car totaled by a hacker flying a Freight Train on the LS-LV freeway, so they got out and....
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... ate a donut, then the cops arrived with ...
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a huge dildo,which was used on...
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The Evil COWS! So the evil cows...
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... Turned to be poisened humans, now healed and filling the server but ...
((the cows already exploded mandam xD))
One Evil_Cow didn't got healthed and he treats SA:MP Stunt till tommorow...Then,
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sunshine came and ...
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... burned everything, including land and people ...
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... then it turned into the SA:MP version of "Meet the Pyro"...
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...Then it began to rain fire and the rain...
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Fell on top of Gandalf's evil castle,which made him...
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... go angry and kill all of the evil cows and ...
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...he saw that Xcasio was a cow. He stopped him and...
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asked him 'when is RS5 coming out?' And Xcasio Replyed..
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...'' Its coming out when peace comes back to argonath''
and gandalf
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..said when will sauron come to land...
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Xcasio replied: when cows fly. and..
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And so Gandalf gave to a remaining good cow air breaks/noclip but then...
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The Cow Was to fat (Just ALMOST fatter than frank) And then the air break didnt work and the cow fell so gandalf started to cry and Sauron Shouted...
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... some weird words, then he ...
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then he, Jumped of Star Tower, And had HP hacks, So he did not die, But somehow admins did not catch him but 2 years later Pancher ...
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... And they all lived happily ever after.
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Then suddenly a mafia gang came to kill them....
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Mafia gang? xD )) The Mafia Came with guns, But then Gandalf Came Flying From the sky and /die then all! But Sauron Was Crying so Gandalf...
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The story is so fucked up right now it is making the topic die :rofl:
Let's start over,shall we?
One day,salvatore went to idlewood,but the ballas...
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...standing like statue....
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And suddenly..one of them proceeds to him...
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...and kisses him lovingly ...
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but then a freecop comes and suspects the balla for pissing in public.So,the cop...
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...shouted: '' THIS is the LAW, PULL over TO the SIDE OF THE ROAD!!'' ...
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... but Frank was hungry and started eating the freecop arm...
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... Wich then fell off, still moving like mad ...
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People who are standing around him.....
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pulled out their phones and turned their camera on and aimed it to...
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..the girls and captured a....
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....whale arrived from the heaven...
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... Leaving a big crate as he fell on the ground and ...
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...then they call the firemans and when they arrived...
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...and start spraying on each other.....
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. They took him to Mordor and....
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...and lost there vehicle....
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by a server restart...
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...so they were calling a ...
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korean who sang gangnam style...