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Title: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Reece on May 31, 2012, 03:50:37 pm
(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/624857/thumbs/s-KNIFE-large.jpg)Man Throws His Intestines At Cops!?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1RcT4IoHyk#ws)A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.

The gruesome scene played out at a home in Hackensack, N.J., where 43 year old Wayne Carter allegedly barricaded himself in on Sunday, NBC New York reported.

Officers got a call that morning when a witness said Carter was threatening to harm himself with a knife. Two cops responded, kicked in the door and found Carter in the corner, the station reported.

Carter allegedly ignored officers orders to put down the knife, and instead began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs.

An attempt to pepper spray the bleeding man had no effect, the Associated Press reported.

Thats when Carter  disemboweled but responsive reportedly threw bits of his skin and intestines at the officers.

They decided to retreat and call in the Bergen County SWAT team, Hackensack police Lt. John Heinemann told reporters. The team was able to subdue Carter and get him to a hospital, where he remained in critical condition on Monday.

Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven't been confirmed.

No charges have yet been filed due to the unusual nature of the incident.



Really, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Ted on May 31, 2012, 04:25:33 pm
What is with people throwing and mailing parts of the body to people lately?
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on May 31, 2012, 07:28:10 pm
So in the last two weeks we have someone taking out someones heart, a man eating anothers face, people mailing body parts, and a man throwing is intestines at cops....



RUFUS, GET THE SHOTGUN!
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Mariio on May 31, 2012, 07:39:12 pm
dafuq :conf:
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Devin on May 31, 2012, 07:41:13 pm
Zombieland much?  :eek:
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Cutt3r on May 31, 2012, 07:43:12 pm
What is with people throwing and mailing parts of the body to people lately?

Jigsaw has gone postal  :lol:
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: SugarD on May 31, 2012, 07:48:16 pm
There are not words for what I have just seen...
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Alarba on May 31, 2012, 07:48:42 pm
Come at me bro!
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: SafetyMoose on May 31, 2012, 07:57:01 pm
my bug-out bag is packed and ready to go.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Dolfagr on May 31, 2012, 08:09:21 pm
Respect to that man, he has balls or did he throw them too?
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Ted on May 31, 2012, 08:23:35 pm
Jigsaw has gone postal  :lol:
:lol:
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Mikal on May 31, 2012, 08:42:40 pm
So did the guy die?
Anyway, heres a timeline of recent American news.

Women marries a building --> Man eats guys face --> Man vacume packs kittens and sends a foot to the government --> Man throws his intestines at cops.

Whats next?! :D
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Leon. on May 31, 2012, 10:41:22 pm
Anyone who honestly believes in a zombie apocalypse deserves to be lined up and executed, one by one.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Salmonella on May 31, 2012, 10:43:01 pm
Anyone who honestly believes in a zombie apocalypse deserves to be lined up and executed, one by one.

Very related.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: SafetyMoose on May 31, 2012, 11:14:32 pm
Anyone who honestly believes in a zombie apocalypse deserves to be lined up and executed, one by one.

>implying its impossible for a virus to make people go crazy. Hell, rabies has symptoms pretty damn close to what people think of when they think of a zombie.. all you would have to do is mutate that virus. If you honestly dont think that is possible for something like that to be created then you need to stop living in the safety of your suburban neighbourhood and see the world how it really is.

Im not saying this is a case of a real zombie, im meerly stating that governments have developed shit worse then that and its naive to deny the possibility.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Leon. on June 01, 2012, 12:45:21 am
>implying its impossible for a virus to make people go crazy.
Nothing in my statement had any sort of implication like that. How you got that out of my statement is beyond me, so I'm left to assume you're taking things out of context.

Hell, rabies has symptoms pretty damn close to what people think of when they think of a zombie.. all you would have to do is mutate that virus. If you honestly dont think that is possible for something like that to be created then you need to stop living in the safety of your suburban neighbourhood and see the world how it really is.
You take me for a blind fool.
And that's all you'd have to do? Rabies itself does not cause cannibalism, and cannibalism is not human instinct. To mutate a virus to make humans go against anything they're made for (and not ridiculous things civilization has invented, such as morals and self-control) would be an extremely tedious task. You cannot simply mutate a virus to make someone suddenly enjoy eating pasta when they had previously not or make them want to f**k the nearest non-human object.

Mutating the rabies virus to spread when airborne would probably bring something similar to a zombie epidemic, but you would not have aggressive, delirious people eating other people - instead, you would just have aggressive, delirious people, who would inevitably become dead people.

Im not saying this is a case of a real zombie, im meerly stating that governments have developed shit worse then that and its naive to deny the possibility.
Anything's possible, logically speaking. I could fart and at any given moment, a potato could come flying out of my esophagus. There's the possibility that your pessimistic view of us living in a dystopian world where we as citizens are constantly oppressed and our daily lives are guided by almost omniscient organizations is also incorrect (relax, I'm not assuming you're another one of those ridiculous illuminati believers with steel window shutters and twelve bolt locks on their doors; it's nothing short of an exaggeration). It's 100% fact that one plus one equals two, and yet there is the possibility that one plus one does not equal two. To deny the possibility of anything at all is naive.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: JayL on June 01, 2012, 02:48:33 am
A SWAT team is necessary to deal with a guy who is cutting himself...

Right...
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Leon. on June 01, 2012, 04:32:37 am
I wanna see how this motherfucker is in bed.
"BITCH I WILL RIP MY OWN DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT"
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: SafetyMoose on June 01, 2012, 04:48:45 am
A SWAT team is necessary to deal with a guy who is cutting himself...

Right...

SWAT is dispatched to any call where someone is suicidal because they are the only ones trained in negotiations. SWAT is not only called out to scenes with heavy weapons or barricaded suspects, there job is much broader then that.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Mikal on June 01, 2012, 11:39:36 am
Why do they show 2 British police bikes in the video?! Wtf man, piracy.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Ted on June 01, 2012, 04:30:28 pm
SWAT is dispatched to any call where someone is suicidal because they are the only ones trained in negotiations. SWAT is not only called out to scenes with heavy weapons or barricaded suspects, there job is much broader then that.

Than.

Why not train the police force in negotiations?
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Exterminator on June 01, 2012, 05:00:59 pm
Than.

Why not train the police force in negotiations?

Its not the police's job to negotiate at all. Its like this, police are like the security guards, and when security guards get trouble they have to call the cops(and swat in this case).
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: [SE]Dr_Pepper27 on June 01, 2012, 07:38:31 pm
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html)

 ;)
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: SafetyMoose on June 01, 2012, 07:41:52 pm
Than.

Why not train the police force in negotiations?

Why not train the Police to do everything then we don't need the FBI or Fire Department or EMS. Everyone is specialized in a certain taks, it cheaper to do and gives individuals an edge in a specific area.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: JayL on June 01, 2012, 10:46:57 pm
SWAT is dispatched to any call where someone is suicidal because they are the only ones trained in negotiations. SWAT is not only called out to scenes with heavy weapons or barricaded suspects, there job is much broader then that.

If a man cutting himself requires such high-effort negotiations and what not, I'd hate to think what a large scale incident would take. Army reserve mobilisation, perhaps?
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Post by: JDC on June 02, 2012, 03:28:23 am
Reece: your Argonath source for all f*cked-up events in the real world.

Keep 'em coming. :cool:

But seriously, the police could have just pinned the maniac to the floor and called for backup to haul him away, preferably in a steel box.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Dexter on June 02, 2012, 07:08:04 am
I am starting to believe that you, Reece, you spend your time with very odd things.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Jcstodds on June 02, 2012, 10:01:56 am
I am starting to believe that you, Reece, you spend your time with very odd things.
Heavy exam procrastination it seems :D
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Reece on June 02, 2012, 11:39:47 am
I am starting to believe that you, Reece, you spend your time with very odd things.

I read the news too much. :(

Reece: your Argonath source for all f*cked-up events in the real world.

 :evil:

Heavy exam procrastination it seems :D

Yes. But exams are over now! :D
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: aleksandar_gojkovic on June 02, 2012, 12:00:37 pm
So in the last two weeks we have someone taking out someones heart, a man eating anothers face, people mailing body parts, and a man throwing is intestines at cops....



RUFUS, GET THE SHOTGUN!
Hell yeah! MOMMA I NEED MY AK-47 ASAP!

I blame:
-All those new viruses.
-Geneticly modified food.
-Secret Societies.
-Facebook.
-My friends monkey. (R.I.P. Mr. squeezy, we will never forget you :cry: )


No, seriusly now. Maybe, as someone said in another topic, it may be cause of some rash. Also, i just tought of another thing:

There are 7 billion people on this planet. All i am saying is that out of 7.000.000.000.000, and out of that, there is 100 or so cases like this per year. It is probeably just because of the number of people. When we compare 100 to 7.000.000.000, you can see that 100 aint much.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: Mikal on June 02, 2012, 01:17:02 pm
Hell yeah! MOMMA I NEED MY AK-47 ASAP!

I blame:
-All those new viruses.
-Geneticly modified food.
-Secret Societies.
-Facebook.
-My friends monkey. (R.I.P. Mr. squeezy, we will never forget you :cry: )


No, seriusly now. Maybe, as someone said in another topic, it may be cause of some rash. Also, i just tought of another thing:

There are 7 billion people on this planet. All i am saying is that out of 7.000.000.000.000, and out of that, there is 100 or so cases like this per year. It is probeably just because of the number of people. When we compare 100 to 7.000.000.000, you can see that 100 aint much.
Drugs.
Title: Re: Man Throws His Intestines At Cops
Post by: aleksandar_gojkovic on June 02, 2012, 01:26:35 pm
Drugs.
Yea, LZD deffeneatly. I think that there were cases when people under LZD influence imagine theyre friends as vampires, and knife em. I just cant understand WHY DO PEOPLE USE THAT CRAP?!
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