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Apologies if the banner is a bit bad. Cropping things at 3000% magnification is a bit tough at times. I'll update it ASAP.
.morphine cordially invites you to the most luminous and most awesome club that can be found in Vice City.
The 'Pole Position Club' is one of the oldest clubs to stand in Vice City, second to the 'Malibu Club', but quality-wise the same, or hell even better!
We have a lot to offer, from beautiful strippers who will make your sipping of one of the 150 types of drinks available at the club even more pleasant, to private shows which will stimulate your mind like never before. Renovated by the people who know how to have fun, we guarantee that you will never feel like you've wasted a second while being in our club. Our club consists of 2 main sections:| (http://morphine.vicelegends.com/ppc/derp1.bmp) | (http://morphine.vicelegends.com/ppc/derp2.bmp) |
| The Bar | The Stripper Alley |
The Bar consists of:- - A bar itself, with a skilled bartender always ready to guide you or pass you another drink.
- - 5 (?) neatly and expensively decorated tables which may fit up to 8 people per table.
- - ♣ On these tables, you may host a game of blackjack at your wish. $$$ Big money people! ♣
- - Stripper stages, where the women of your night will be performing for your pleasure.
- - Last but not least, euphoric lights.
The Stripper Alley consists of:- - Private rooms where you will not be bothered under any circumstances (until your time is over, that is)
- - VIP bathrooms which provide you with everything you would ever need in a toilet.
- - Security guards who will make your stay safer than 400 kevlar vests worn at once.
- - and many other things that you will have to see for yourself!
The Club TeamOwner:.morphineManager:[EAF]MarcellSecurity Guards:Bartenders:Strippers:
Services:A pickup directly from your house to the club on a luxurious car. (Price: $5000)
A pickup directly from wherever you are on a helicopter. (Price: $10000 - first 10 drinks free)
A ride home with any stripper of your taste. (Price: $5000 - 2 extra drinks on the way back)
Others to be added soon!
Job Applications:If you wish to become more than just a visitor of the club, we have several positions to offer you. You may either become a security guard (with a daily salary of $5000), a bartender (with a daily salary of $4000), or a stripper (with a daily salary of $10000). However, there are of course a few conditions you must meet before agreeing to work for the Pole Position strip club:1. You must not be affiliated with the VC:PD in any way, this is to avoid espionage and unneeded conflicts and accusations from both sides.
2. You must not attempt to cause harm to our visitors in any way. We are here to serve our guests and let them spend the time in our club positively, not the other way around.
3. You must be ready to take orders from the owner, manager or/and senior staff members of the club at any time. Failure to do so will have you fired immediately.Job Application Form:In-Game Name:
In-Game Age:
Selected Staff Position:
Reason for applying:
Past experience in the selected field:
Signature:
Note: Accepting/denying your applications will take time. Please do not nag us with questions related to when your application will be accepted. Everything has it's time.
General Rules of the Club:
- No Guns
- No swearing (especially against members of the staff)
- No fighting inside the club
- No cops
- No cars inside (stupid enough to point it out here, but some of us have their habits..)
- Proper clothing (don't come in like a hobo, please)
Note: The club entry is $0 unless otherwise specified (special occasions, private parties et cetera).The club officially opens from 18:00 GMT to 00:00 GMT. During these times, I will personally be present in the club. This does not mean the club is closed at other times. It is mostly always open.For any inquiries, please do contact me in any way.
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♣BLACKJACK♣
Our club, as a tradition, is an official blackjack center for all gambling enthusiasts out there. Here is a list of recent games played by our visitors, and their wins/losses in those games.
| Player's Name --- | Croupier --- | Betting Amount --- | Roll --- | End Winner |
| Lance_V | .morphine | $100 | 2x | House |
| [DC]Mervin | .morphine | $100 | 2x | House |
| [DC]Pups | .morphine | $200 | 2x | House |
| Lance_V | .morphine | $100 | 2x | Lance_V - $200 |
| [DC]Mervin | .morphine | $500 | 2x | House |
If you would like to ever try out a high-stake game of Blackjack, or any other game at that, feel free to contact us so we can arrange a session for you.Also, only the games that have been played through our own dealers will be put up into this list. We are not responsible for any incidents through dealers which are not our own.(http://i28.img-up.net/PPae1e.png)