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Title: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Matt Murdock on August 07, 2012, 07:02:48 pm

''My natural 32k boobs are a nightmare''
 - says a young lady named Stephanie Fox.

(http://mycoffeebreak.altervista.org/albums/foxs/stephanie-fox.jpg)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4212810/My-natural-32K-boobs-are-a-nightmare.html

The 21-year-old can’t get a boyfriend, can’t find clothes to fit and can’t even walk down the street without getting an earful of abuse.

Men don’t look her in the eye. Girls assume she is a porn star. Then there’s the back pain.

She says: “Lots of women want big boobs but it’s actually a total nightmare.

“The only men I attract are the sleazy type. It’s rare that a guy looks me in the face when talking to me.

“Guys will flat-out stare and try all the cheesy chat-up lines. And a lot of the time they want their picture taken with them. Not me — them.”

She adds: “Sometimes it can be a bit scary. A few blokes will try to get really hands-on. When I’m out with my male friends they’ll usually circle round me. They’re my bodyguards.”

Stephanie doesn’t fare much better with other girls. She says: “Women assume my boobs are fake — they look at me like I’m a porn star. It’s older women who always comment on them.

“They’ll tut and shake their heads as they walk past me in the street. I can hear them saying, ‘They’re so fake’, and, ‘Look at her flaunting them’.

“I try to smile through it. I know they’re real but sometimes it can be hurtful.

“I’ve developed a way of walking so my boobs bounce up and down and people can see they’re real. It looks like I’m walking on the moon.

“Women can get quite jealous — that’s probably why I have more male friends.”

But meeting the right guy is difficult. Glasgow girl Stephanie says: “I broke up with my ex in 2010. He couldn’t handle all the attention I get and became insanely jealous.

“When we were out he’d get mad when other guys checked me out. I tried telling him it couldn’t be helped — he knew what he was getting into.”

Stephanie has seen a few men since the split but no one special has caught her eye.

She says: “They become too obsessed with my boobs, it’s all they think about. It’s hard to find a guy to see past them.

“A lot of blokes are just after me for the status of it, they see it as just another notch on the bedpost.

“I want my boyfriend to see me for me, I’m more than just a pair of boobs. I’m a laid back and a down-to-earth girl and I love to have a laugh.” Stephanie’s boobs proved something of an overnight sensation when she was just 12.

She recalls: “It was so weird. I was a total cheeseboard then one day I woke up with a C cup. It was really annoying because I loved PE and sport.

“I was really into hurdles and running but my boobs started to restrict me. And as I got bigger, it was harder to find a sports bra.”

During one family holiday in America Stephanie and her mum Josie, 51, went in search of one that would fit.

She recalls: “We tried this lingerie shop to get a measurement. I was 19 and about a 30J at that point.

“The staff couldn’t believe it. Instead of measuring me they just kept calling more and more staff members out of the back to stare at them.”

Stephanie adds: “Finding a bikini is atrocious. Nothing fits me so I have to buy separates. “I’ll buy a size 12 for my lower half and a 20 for my top half — but even that’s too small and they’ll be spilling out all over the place. I also get serious back pain.

“Exercise is a nightmare. To do any exercise I have to wear a bra then a sports bra on top.

“I’ll go to my local gym and I just get stared at. Gym clothes are quite tight so the guys will full-on stare.”

Stephanie doesn’t know how she got her huge boobs — though there is something in her family genes.

She says: “My mum does have big boobs but she’s probably more of a DD or an E. But my sister Morena has normal-sized breasts.

“Whenever I visit her she’ll say, ‘God, Stephanie, can you give me some of your boobs!’”

She adds: “I think my dad and older brothers found it awkward when I blossomed. They didn’t like men checking me out on the beach. We went on holiday to Italy last year. We went to a water park and I was getting a lot of male attention. Wives were whacking their husbands over the head for staring.”

Stephanie works in her parents’ fancy dress shop, where she is able to stitch her clothes to fit. She says: “If I don’t adjust tops they swamp me or I just look huge. So I’ve become quite the seamstress.”

As for the future, Stephanie plans to start her own business and says: “I know it sounds weird but I’d love to run my own corn on the cob stall.

“I saw a stall selling sweetcorn when I was 15 and ever since, that’s what I’ve wanted to do. You can have butter and pepper on it and things like that — it would be pretty cool.”

And despite all the aggro she gets over her shape, on balance she wouldn’t want to downsize.

She says: “A part of me loves the attention. They’re a great talking point and I get to meet a lot of people. But the downsides probably outweigh that one positive.

“And even the attention can be a double-edged sword. Some days I just don’t want to be stared at.”

lmao Gotta me funniest news article I ever read.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Ragdoll on August 07, 2012, 07:12:04 pm

32K? Are those even natural?! If not, then boo-fuckin-hoo. If yes, then I feel bad for the chick, she's a "sexual assault in public" waiting to happen.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: JayL on August 07, 2012, 07:27:53 pm

She's definitely not helping herself by seeking attention on the media. :D

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: SugarD on August 07, 2012, 07:29:57 pm

Quote from: JayL on August 07, 2012, 07:27:53 pm

She's definitely not helping herself by seeking attention on the media. :D

Agreed.

I've seen women on TV with similar problems with larger breasts than this. This girl is not a 32K if that is her picture.
Secondly, with the kind of clothes she wears, like the one in the picture above, it's no wonder people stare. Yes, it's hard to hide something that large and people will stare anyway, but don't complain if you're purposely showing them off so people see them...

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Reece on August 07, 2012, 07:31:11 pm

So she moans about the attention, but is so desperate that she sells her story to The Sun? Lol'd.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Dolfagr on August 07, 2012, 08:07:45 pm

I hope she keeps diving equipment in her house, incase any of her boyfriends get lost in there.

As for her "natural size 32K boobs", they are propably caused by cancer or a tumor in the chest area.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Matt Murdock on August 07, 2012, 08:53:22 pm

Quote from: [LA]SugarD on August 07, 2012, 07:29:57 pm

Agreed.

I've seen women on TV with similar problems with larger breasts than this. This girl is not a 32K if that is her picture.
Secondly, with the kind of clothes she wears, like the one in the picture above, it's no wonder people stare. Yes, it's hard to hide something that large and people will stare anyway, but don't complain if you're purposely showing them off so people see them...

I can bet you didn't even bother to click the link to see more pictures and read it all.  :rules:

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: SugarD on August 07, 2012, 09:10:32 pm

Quote from: Matt Murdock on August 07, 2012, 08:53:22 pm

I can bet you didn't even bother to click the link to see more pictures and read it all.  :rules:

Actually I didn't. There's no need. If she's taking a single picture like that and placing it on the internet, then she should better expect her views of her to be of perversion, and not personal friendship.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Kirgiz on August 07, 2012, 09:46:46 pm

Quote from: Ragdoll on August 07, 2012, 07:12:04 pm

32K? Are those even natural?! If not, then boo-f**kin-hoo. If yes, then I feel bad for the chick, she's a "sexual assault in public" waiting to happen.

If you look at the picture you can tell they are natural.

Also, big boobs are nightmare for women? great fucking discovery, would've never guessed, 10/10 informative article.


Seriously.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Matt Murdock on August 07, 2012, 10:18:54 pm

Time for posting my views on the article.

First of all, Yes they're real. But she's definately being a woman here, saying she hates them just to gain more popularity (women do that often, by calling themselves ugly just to get male attention >.>) . Its just because of those 'things' she's so famous now, and a model in the UK and now famous all over the world. I smell a million dollar playboy offer soon. Also dang, she can be pretty famous with those things of hers. If she starts advertising, imagine, she wearing a skin tight t shirt which says ''Sforza'' on the tits and mafia below them.  :lol:

Quote from: [LA]SugarD on August 07, 2012, 09:10:32 pm

Actually I didn't. There's no need. If she's taking a single picture like that and placing it on the internet, then she should better expect her views of her to be of perversion, and not personal friendship.

Do bother to check.   :razz:

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Jubin on August 07, 2012, 10:40:36 pm

Quote from: [LA]SugarD on August 07, 2012, 07:29:57 pm

but don't complain if you're purposely showing them off so people see them...

What kind of clothes you think she should wear on the beach?

Also she could always get breast reduction if she wanted to.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: SugarD on August 07, 2012, 10:50:26 pm

Quote from: Jubin on August 07, 2012, 10:40:36 pm

What kind of clothes you think she should wear on the beach?

If she is afraid of people staring, she can wear something less revealing. She wore that by choice.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Jubin on August 07, 2012, 11:45:21 pm

Quote from: [LA]SugarD on August 07, 2012, 10:50:26 pm

If she is afraid of people staring, she can wear something less revealing. She wore that by choice.

Top is custom made (by herself) bikini top nothing unusual to wear in that location and not revealing anything more than your normal bikini top. If you'd suggest swimsuit then I am pretty sure that because of her large breasts, there aren't any that would fit.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: SugarD on August 07, 2012, 11:49:47 pm

Quote from: Jubin on August 07, 2012, 11:45:21 pm

Top is custom made (by herself) bikini top nothing unusual to wear in that location and not revealing anything more than your normal bikini top. If you'd suggest swimsuit then I am pretty sure that because of her large breasts, there aren't any that would fit.

That was still her choice to wear such an item. She could have easily worn a shirt or something that shows less if it was that big of a deal to her. I understand that covering up isn't the norm, but if she is so worried about being looked at, then she shouldn't be showing it off.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Matt Murdock on August 08, 2012, 06:11:56 am

Quote from: [LA]SugarD on August 07, 2012, 11:49:47 pm

That was still her choice to wear such an item. She could have easily worn a shirt or something that shows less if it was that big of a deal to her. I understand that covering up isn't the norm, but if she is so worried about being looked at, then she shouldn't be showing it off.

She has used hand bra too.  :lol:

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Kirgiz on August 08, 2012, 09:19:34 am

Quote from: Matt Murdock on August 07, 2012, 10:18:54 pm

But she's definately being a woman here, saying she hates them just to gain more popularity (women do that often, by calling themselves ugly just to get male attention >.>) . Its just because of those 'things' she's so famous now, and a model in the UK and now famous all over the world. I smell a million dollar playboy offer soon. Also dang, she can be pretty famous with those things of hers.

.........sigh..... seriously?

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Huntsman on August 08, 2012, 10:26:44 am

Those milk storages can help her earn millions, you know :D People tend to oversee bussiness opportunities :D

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: duffman on August 08, 2012, 09:51:01 pm

(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1dr9h3X0O1rso9qgo1_500.gif)

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Dolfagr on August 08, 2012, 11:16:39 pm

Quote from: Kirgiz on August 08, 2012, 09:19:34 am

.........sigh..... seriously?

The part where women bitch for attention is true though.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: JDC on August 09, 2012, 05:51:58 am

Interesting how she decided to have a media article put up about it rather than consider getting a breast reduction.

Title: Re: My boobs are a nightmare
Post by: Matt Murdock on August 09, 2012, 06:08:28 am

Quote from: JDC on August 09, 2012, 05:51:58 am

Interesting how she decided to have a media article put up about it rather than consider getting a breast reduction.

She's modelling and goes to top noch parties, and says she wants to run a corn on cob stall.  :lol: