Argonath Documentary Presents:
One Day at Argonath
Exclusive Freecop Edition
By: James Bond
Warning: Mature Vocabulary
Prologue:
After receiving recommendations on writing a second sequel for "One Day at Argonath" in a different point of view, and some advice from players that I should pursue writing without waiting for a good amount of view or comments, I have decided to finally bring you, yet another documentary. However, while writing this I did not personally find it good. I hope that you do, and if there is any suggestion or improvement or request or an idea for another Documentary, please leave it in the comments below.
One Day at Argonath
I have always wanted to be dark blue ever since I got stuck in the /duty menu. Pressing the spacebar on the tenpenny skin was an opening to a whole new world.
They gave me various items just for free. It includes a spraycan, for killing suspects. A black NiteStick, also for killing suspects. And a Desert Eagle for killing suspects even faster! It was around a week ago, when I first exited the LSPD with a blue name. I learned a few tricks quickly. We can use /m1 to earn $250, and /jail to earn $600. Although it's advised to just simply use the Deagle, as it also gives you $600 but much faster.
My worst day was when I was about to kill a suspect and a stupid SAPD guy came in the way and got killed. Not only did he 'boss' me around in my PM by saying that I should watch my shooting, he also caused me to lose $2,500. That's around 4 suspects killed! Does he have any idea how hard that is nowadays? I mean, every fucking guy owns a combat and armour now. And the amount of the cops after one dude makes your chance of killing him almost negligible! How would he know? The fucker even gets free SMG too! And last time I requested that for freecops in the ideas section, all I got was 'go buy it' and 'RP it'.
After making a sheme for earning cash, and recovering the $2,500, I put it in action. It was quick cash though. I saw a guy almost getting killed by some plane crash at City hall. Followed him to the bar, suspected him, pulled the trigger, and earned $600. So 3 more to go, and I recover from the loss.
The GS9 is paradise. There is always at least one orange dot seen here and there. If not, there are many opportunities to make orange dots. But of course if a dark blue son of a bitch is around, you might want to use the /m1 scheme and go for $250 instead. A friend of mine taught me though. Ram some Collin, and ask him to pull over. Not only are they filthy rich, they always pay the fine too! I found a 'James Collin' in the Pay N Spray at Idlewood. Some Ram, /m1 spam, and five minutes later, I was even closer to recovering the cash.
Then I saw a dude driving towards LSPD with a suspect and my brain hatched a brilliant idea. Little did I know that apart from earning another $600, I am also headed towards disaster.
I reached LSPD much quicker than the silly guy bringing the suspect. I reached the cells and then all I had to do was wait. The command was prepared and as soon as the suspect walked in, boom. Another $600 in my pocket. Soon I saw some guy calling me on the radio. He asked me to come outside LSPD. Out of curiosity I obeyed his instructions. Upon reaching there, I saw that he was an SAPD. A Lieutenant, I checked with /rank. What the fuck does he want?
"Why did you jail SU14?" he asked.
I realised that the light blue piece of fuck reported me.
"SU14 was orange and crime" I replied in my elegant English.
"It was John's suspect. Why did you steal the suspect from him?" he questioned.
I replied, politely as ever, "He crime, and I put him jail. He criminal."
After some further questioning, I realised that the cop although was a Lieutenant, could not comprehend simple sentences in decent English.
After some discussion, I received my first Department Change. I was supposed to be working at Cluckin Bell for a change for 7 days. They even gave me a new uniform. Of course my fate would have been better, if I simply apologized rather than telling the Lieutenant that I fucked his mom last night.
Furthermore my polite pleading in the mainchat, "Fuke u, Liutanut, u made me chickan, fuke u", cost me a tempban for an hour as well.
7 days later, I was back in action. With newer tricks, better plans and evil scheming, I will be earning a lot more of those $600's than you can imagine. So watch out, I'm always there, your friendly neighbourhood, freecop.
Disclaimer:
This article was written by James Bond, on 29rd September 2012. This is a fictitious story based on the usual behaviour of new players who decide to opt for the cop duty as an ARPD Officer. This article also includes various rulebreaking involved by the Freecop Character, and it should be noted that this rulebreaking if committed could result in a Copban & Server Punishments. It is advised that you read through the ARPD rules to get rid of any confusions before committing the rulebreaks and blaming this article for providing such information. This article was proof-read and made sure that it does not offend any group, family or person. Should there by any reason that you feel offended by it, you are most welcome to contact the author and if we feel that your claim is valid, we shall edit the article and most certainly, apologize.