Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => Topic started by: Matt Murdock on December 30, 2012, 10:04:59 pm
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Some funny stuff and info :hah:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gandalf (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gandalf)
Gandalf is an aged pwner, but luckily he still has a staff (batteries not included :rofl:) and a sword that he uses to kill all dem n00bs in the Wildy. When pking he likes to use the Ice Barrage spell to quickly immobilize and kill n00bs. He likes smoking weed and creating sexual scenes with the smoke while at birthday parties with Bilbo.
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It really feels like it's 2008 all over again!
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:ps: Its just to be taken as a joke, and not serious. I did not write it, I just found it while browsing some old links and thought about sharing.
I apologize if it offends anyone.
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Gollum A small, miserable creature that has absolutely no redeeming qualities, oh no precious, none at all. If I had to choose between him and a fire breathing whore, I'd go for the slut every time.
LOL :rofl:
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true just like old times..
on offtopic: Mike!!!!
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true just like old times..
on offtopic: Mike!!!!
GET IN GAME CDA !! <3333333
Witch King A.K.A. Bitch King
LOL
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Lord of the Ring's fans are distinguishable by their distinct lack of personality and obesity [yes, you read that aright."Distinct lack of obesity" The sort of nerds who run around all day dressed in armour and toting around gigantic swords usually end up pretty damn fit]. The proportion of people who actively discuss Lord of the Rings, as opposed to reading once and then saying - 'That was brilliant book. I might read it again sometime and bring it up in casual conversation' don't have sex on a regular basis is startling. A recent poll conducted by the Washington Post reported that 99% of interviewees were virgins, with a 2% margin of error.
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Ring Wraiths Also known as the Nazi-ghouls. The Ring Wraiths were once S.S. officers, however Sauron managed to trick them into becoming ghosts by giving them all rings (simulating marriages affect on men). These rings where supposed to make them invisible, but their cloth and swastika and their weapons can still be seen. No, I don't get that either. Now they ride about on horses or dragons searching endlessly for Ring, and stabbing short people. They have absolutely no effect on anyone that is over four feet tall, as is evident when a completely untrained girl managed to stab their leader to death with a large heavy mace that the girl could not lift. It has also been suggested that the Ring Wraiths are ancestors of Hannah Montana due to their horrible, high-pitched screech voices which are so unbearable that they paralyze nearby listeners.
I fucking love this website.
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I f**king love this website.
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