Argonath RPG - A World of its own
Argonath RPG Community => Speakerbox => World and local news => Topic started by: Reece on January 24, 2013, 12:36:07 am
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A security guard remains warded under police guard at the San Fernando General Hospital after shooting off his penis in Rio Claro, yesterday. Police said around 8 am they received a call from a resident that a gunshot was heard coming from a parked car. The police responded and found a 33-year-old man slumped behind the steering wheel.
He was bleeding from his groin area and a .38 firearm with four rounds of ammunition was found in his right front pocket. The man, who said he lived in Lopinot, was taken to the San Fernando General Hospital where he remains warded under police guard. Investigators conducted a trace on the man and found out that he did not possess a firearm users’ licence. He is expected to be charged for illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.
Meanwhile, in a separate incident, police are searching for two men who staged a robbery in Marabella. Investigators said around 1.30 am, Aleem Hosein, 20, and Amar Seelal, 26, both of Marabella were liming at Ramsamooj Street when two men walked up to them and asked for directions.
One of the men then pulled out a gun and robbed the men of two cell phones and $80. The robbers escaped in a waiting white car. Marabella police are continuing investigations.
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HAHAH!! This reminds me of 8 mille movie (Eminem movie)
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I'm not sure what else to say other than "ouch".
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What's next, a national awareness of gun violence against penises and must be banned to protect one's ego?
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I thought a penis broke inside the hospital and the guy is still security guard after shooting it
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HAHAH!! This reminds me of 8 mille movie (Eminem movie)
Haha lol I thought that to!
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What's next, a national awareness of gun violence against penises and must be banned to protect one's ego?
"Ban penises! They are the cause of all of this violence! The gun was just protecting itself from the security guard!"
In all seriousness, this is just idiocity caused by one man who failed to carry his weapon legally, and was unfortunately shown why it is illegal to do such.
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How is the victim/criminal's profession relevant to the story?
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I bet he forgot the gun was .. half cocked.
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How is the victim/criminal's profession relevant to the story?
Unarmed security guards aren't allowed to carry guns. Only armed ones are. Given his illegal carrying, that deems him an unarmed guard.
I bet he forgot the gun was .. half cocked.
LOL...
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I guess karma knocked on his door.. ouch...
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A better question to ask before anything about gun violence or licenses: why the fuck would someone shoot off their own penis?
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A better question to ask before anything about gun violence or licenses: why the f**k would someone shoot off their own penis?
I don't think it was intentional. I believe I read in the article that he had the gun in his pocket, which I'm assuming is where it was when it went off. If he had proper gun training, he would have had it safely in a holster where it wouldn't go off quite so easily. :P
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charged for illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.
Man just lost his penis and he is going to be charged? Cruel..very cruel world we are living on :roll:
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Man just lost his penis and he is going to be charged? Cruel..very cruel world we are living on :roll:
I do believe he was punished enough for his negligence. :devroll:
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I thought a penis broke inside the hospital and the guy is still security guard after shooting it
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Man just lost his penis and he is going to be charged? Cruel..very cruel world we are living on :roll:
Agreed.
I do believe he was punished enough for his negligence. :devroll:
I agree with that, as well. If I were the DA, I would just confiscate the weapon and drop the charges. He's been through enough. He doesn't need to get raped in prison and have it fall off after it was just sewn back on.
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This is brilliant!
Limp di.. WAIT!
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I hope he doesn't forget to put the seat down in future.. :hit:
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Agreed.
I agree with that, as well. If I were the DA, I would just confiscate the weapon and drop the charges. He's been through enough. He doesn't need to get raped in prison and have it fall off after it was just sewn back on.
You mean there was enough of it left to sew back on?
Even then, I doubt he could ever have "normal" sex again.
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Even then, I doubt he could ever have "normal" sex again.
*Normal* sex is so outdated anyways so this guy can be greatfull that he lives at present and not like say 60 years back :devroll:
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You mean there was enough of it left to sew back on?
I'm not sure for certain. It's just an assumption at this point.
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I hope he doesn't forget to put the seat down in future.. :hit:
At least he doesn't have the zip to fear anymore :D
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well, bet that hurt in the morning..