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Title: Zombie out break irl
Post by: clancker on January 27, 2013, 04:54:26 am
We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave him a gun to protect himself. Why? It's because on some instinctual level, all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies show up.

Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth, from our religions to our comic books. But, some sort of zombie apocalypse isn't actually possible, right?

Right?

Guys?

Actually, yes. It's quite possible.

Humans and rats aren't all that different; thats why they use them to test our drugs. All it takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa, one that could to do us what it does to the rats. So, imagine if half the world suddenly had no instinct for self-preservation or rational thought. Even less than they do now, we mean.

If you're comforting yourself with the thought that it may take forever for such a parasite to evolve, you're forgetting about all the biological weapons programs around the world, intentionally weaponizing such bugs. You've got to wonder if the lab workers don't carry out their work under the unwitting command of the toxoplasmosa gondii already in their brains. If you don't want to sleep at night, that is.

You may be protesting that technically these people have never been dead and thus don't fit the dictionary definition of "zombies," but we can assure you that the distinction won't matter a whole lot once these groaning hordes are clawing their way through your windows.


I mean there were already 1 zombie outbreak back in Hawaii in 1893. for more info can be checked here http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html (http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html)
My mean is if there was already one what stops it to be again more destruction and powerfully one
 
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: MikeZ on January 27, 2013, 05:00:42 am
Huh
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: PulseEffect on January 27, 2013, 05:03:27 am
What is this?
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: darksword31 on January 27, 2013, 05:07:01 am
I don't get it...... we call Umbrella Corp or something??
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: KhornateMonkey on January 27, 2013, 05:13:01 am
We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave him a gun to protect himself. Why? It's because on some instinctual level, all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies show up.

Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth, from our religions to our comic books. But, some sort of zombie apocalypse isn't actually possible, right?

Right?

Guys?

Actually, yes. It's quite possible.

Humans and rats aren't all that different; thats why they use them to test our drugs. All it takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa, one that could to do us what it does to the rats. So, imagine if half the world suddenly had no instinct for self-preservation or rational thought. Even less than they do now, we mean.

If you're comforting yourself with the thought that it may take forever for such a parasite to evolve, you're forgetting about all the biological weapons programs around the world, intentionally weaponizing such bugs. You've got to wonder if the lab workers don't carry out their work under the unwitting command of the toxoplasmosa gondii already in their brains. If you don't want to sleep at night, that is.

You may be protesting that technically these people have never been dead and thus don't fit the dictionary definition of "zombies," but we can assure you that the distinction won't matter a whole lot once these groaning hordes are clawing their way through your windows.


I mean there were already 1 zombie outbreak back in Hawaii in 1893. for more info can be checked here http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html (http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html)
My mean is if there was already one what stops it to be again more destruction and powerfully one

Yes.
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Matt Murdock on January 27, 2013, 06:04:41 am
The fuq is this about?

Zombies, wtf?
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Stiven on January 27, 2013, 06:06:55 am
What is this?
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Kay_Rhasta on January 27, 2013, 06:14:19 am
No.

Or we can talk about the dude who had bathsalts and ate that guy's face.
That dude was considered a "zombie".
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Matt Murdock on January 27, 2013, 06:23:06 am

we can talk about the dude who had bathsalts and ate that guy's face.
Now that sounds interesting.
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Kay_Rhasta on January 27, 2013, 06:52:40 am
Now that sounds interesting.

Bath Salts Blamed For "ZOMBIE ATTACK" In Florida (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Q4dRzECUs#)

He was completely naked when he ate this guy's face.
Apparently it's cause the body becomes filled with alot of heat.
So he ripped off his clothes.
And yeah....
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Boozman on January 27, 2013, 07:05:06 am
Sounds legit
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Jubin on January 27, 2013, 07:08:04 am
No, here's why
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly_p1.html (http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly_p1.html)
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Benn on January 27, 2013, 07:51:37 am
Brain Trolled :S
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Karmps. on January 27, 2013, 07:55:19 am
In my eyes, one day a zombie apocalype WILL come, it's inevitable.Our science has evolved so much I'm not surprized if there's a virus already being tested or contained somewhere in a secret lab.
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Dexter on January 27, 2013, 11:21:01 am
Been waiting for zombies to come for years. Things would really turn interesting if they do.
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Dolfagr on January 27, 2013, 11:35:38 am
Didn't the whole zombie apocalypse thing started in US? I begin to wonder if that's the reason all Americans have guns  :lol:
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Primus on January 27, 2013, 12:08:00 pm
OMG hell :eek:

And may be in some years zombie Zombie every where....
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Grizz on January 27, 2013, 12:15:26 pm
We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave him a gun to protect himself. Why? It's because on some instinctual level, all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies show up.

Our culture is full of tales of the undead walking the Earth, from our religions to our comic books. But, some sort of zombie apocalypse isn't actually possible, right?

Right?

Guys?

Actually, yes. It's quite possible.

Humans and rats aren't all that different; thats why they use them to test our drugs. All it takes is a more evolved version of toxoplasmosa, one that could to do us what it does to the rats. So, imagine if half the world suddenly had no instinct for self-preservation or rational thought. Even less than they do now, we mean.

If you're comforting yourself with the thought that it may take forever for such a parasite to evolve, you're forgetting about all the biological weapons programs around the world, intentionally weaponizing such bugs. You've got to wonder if the lab workers don't carry out their work under the unwitting command of the toxoplasmosa gondii already in their brains. If you don't want to sleep at night, that is.

You may be protesting that technically these people have never been dead and thus don't fit the dictionary definition of "zombies," but we can assure you that the distinction won't matter a whole lot once these groaning hordes are clawing their way through your windows.


I mean there were already 1 zombie outbreak back in Hawaii in 1893. for more info can be checked here http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html (http://www.fvza.org/topthree.html)
My mean is if there was already one what stops it to be again more destruction and powerfully one

It's okay, the Ballas can kill them all for us.
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Roske. on January 27, 2013, 02:12:28 pm
What is this?
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: AK47 on January 27, 2013, 02:15:57 pm
Dafuq, better call SMF!! :war:
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Duel on January 27, 2013, 02:25:16 pm
Lmfao.
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: clancker on January 27, 2013, 03:56:26 pm


Read the topic and you would know
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: RizzE. on January 27, 2013, 04:01:52 pm
There will never be a Zombie apocalypse or atleast it will never spread. I mean Zombies vs tanks, assault rifles, snipers, flamethrowers etc ;) and thats just a few
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: clancker on January 27, 2013, 07:55:33 pm
There will never be a Zombie apocalypse or atleast it will never spread. I mean Zombies vs tanks, assault rifles, snipers, flamethrowers etc ;) and thats just a few

Yea but we don't know how the zombies will be maybe we will not be able to kill them how ever and we also don't know how the virus will spear by the air by baiting even by the water so to the moment that this happens we will not know who will survive the zombies or the human race
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Duel on January 27, 2013, 10:47:51 pm
Yea but we don't know how the zombies will be maybe we will not be able to kill them how ever and we also don't know how the virus will spear by the air by baiting even by the water so to the moment that this happens we will not know who will survive the zombies or the human race
Lol, they will disintegrate if they get shot directly by a missile.. So we will definitely be able to kill them.
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Mikal on January 31, 2013, 02:04:00 am
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Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: AK47 on January 31, 2013, 02:05:42 am

:rofl:
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Grizz on January 31, 2013, 11:10:57 am
You can believe what you want, modern scientists predict that were will be something like this in the near future, but it will be more of a flu epidemic than a viral outbreak, even if it were too happen (never) we'd be alerted at first sighting of one and stay indoors with windows ect. locked. most countries medical department's will give you a needle to prevent such an outbreak from happening or spreading it should also reduce the chance of you catching it.

Although a zombie outbreak would be cool (good chance to try out my new shotgun :cool:) it will not happen till long after we hit the grave or wherever your religion dictates you will go, if it ever does happen, we'll probably have stuff that will stop it by then robot tanks and so on.

Whoever or whatever gave you the idea that a zombie apocalypse will happen is s liar and probably sitting in a mental hospital in a stray jacket, tip of the day don't trust strangers that say "ZOMBIES ARE COOOOOMING".

Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Shorty. on January 31, 2013, 11:27:10 am
You can believe what you want, modern scientists predict that were will be something like this in the near future, but it will be more of a flu epidemic than a viral outbreak, even if it were too happen (never) we'd be alerted at first sighting of one and stay indoors with windows ect. locked. most countries medical department's will give you a needle to prevent such an outbreak from happening or spreading it should also reduce the chance of you catching it.

Although a zombie outbreak would be cool (good chance to try out my new shotgun :cool:) it will not happen till long after we hit the grave or wherever your religion dictates you will go, if it ever does happen, we'll probably have stuff that will stop it by then robot tanks and so on.

Whoever or whatever gave you the idea that a zombie apocalypse will happen is s liar and probably sitting in a mental hospital in a stray jacket, tip of the day don't trust strangers that say "ZOMBIES ARE COOOOOMING".
:eek: You Believe that there is a real Zombies ?
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Mikal on January 31, 2013, 03:26:29 pm
:eek: You Believe that there is a real Zombies ?
He spells 'jizz' with a Gr, of course he does. :D
Title: Re: Zombie out break irl
Post by: Grizz on January 31, 2013, 09:40:06 pm
:eek: You Believe that there is a real Zombies ?

If you actually read my post instead of making assumptions you would see that I said A viral outbeak such as zombies is not possible.

Read before posting next time.
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