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Title: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Pistol Man on November 08, 2007, 07:02:57 pm
Miscommunication between Wife and Husband

A wife mentioned to her husband that for her birthday,   she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds.
She was expecting something like this............

(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/2687/carpo2.png)

But her husband presented her with something very different...

(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2871/38365557dm6.png)

 

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The husband is in a critical but stable condition in ICU! __ :D

 



 

Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Watahell on November 08, 2007, 08:08:43 pm
ROFLOLMFAOCOPTER   :lol: :hah: :rofl:
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Pistol Man on November 08, 2007, 08:18:28 pm
ROFLOLMFAOCOPTER   :lol: :hah: :rofl:

lol :D
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Watahell on November 08, 2007, 08:21:33 pm
lol :D

It's a lil old joke, I heard it on Brazil once, but still it's very funny :lol:
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Pistol Man on November 08, 2007, 08:30:05 pm
It's a lil old joke, I heard it on Brazil once, but still it's very funny :lol:

i just heard it i got it by mail :D
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Jnn on November 08, 2007, 09:52:00 pm
Lol, good one. :razz:
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: sRy on November 08, 2007, 09:55:35 pm
ROFL XD
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: IndoLov3 on November 08, 2007, 10:05:52 pm
omfg? this is hilarious XD good one
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Pistol Man on November 08, 2007, 11:36:01 pm
thx for the comments guys
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Watti on November 09, 2007, 01:45:20 pm
Wait for it... Wait for it...... VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM
its Ghooon!
No laugh... Not funny....
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Omri on November 09, 2007, 02:11:50 pm
Haha :). You got homur dude but its funny:D
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Pistol Man on November 09, 2007, 04:34:31 pm
Wait for it... Wait for it...... VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM
its Ghooon!
No laugh... Not funny....

i bitch slap guys like you all the time 24/7  :lol:
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Watti on November 09, 2007, 11:12:25 pm
its not funny... i know what the Punch line is and every thing...

Here is a good one

A Man Walked around in circles and Said im a Dog Look at me....
Another guy Ran into him and Yelled What Were your walking you Prick
So the Man Got a Pin and Started Pricking People
What Did he have?
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Anto on November 09, 2007, 11:32:01 pm
A Man Walked around in circles and Said im a Dog Look at me...
Another guy Ran into him and Yelled What Were your walking you Prick
So the Man Got a Pin and Started Pricking People
What Did he have?

that is honestly not funny...

the first one was very funny though  :)
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Pistol Man on November 10, 2007, 12:13:16 am
its not funny... i know what the Punch line is and every thing...

Here is a good one

A Man Walked around in circles and Said im a Dog Look at me....
Another guy Ran into him and Yelled What Were your walking you Prick
So the Man Got a Pin and Started Pricking People
What Did he have?

that was so funny that i forgot to laugh  :trust: :eek:
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Watti on November 10, 2007, 01:21:54 am
ok try this

What do you call a guy with no arms no legs in the ocean... Bob

What do you call that Man with no arms no legs on your Door Step... Matt

What do you call a chick with one leg... Ilean

What do you call her 2 Legged Friend... Nolean

What do you call her asian friend... Irean

What do you call a Black Baby (SORRY FOR RACIIZM)... 30 Seconds in a Microwave

What do you call a Lady that Can stretch Across the tennis Court... Anet

What do you call a Lady who needs a Shower... Aneta Bath

What do you call a Boat that has a 20% unautherized Crew increase.... HMAS Refuge
Title: Re: Miscommunication between Wife and Husband
Post by: Pistol Man on November 10, 2007, 01:37:14 am
ok try this

What do you call a guy with no arms no legs in the ocean... Bob

What do you call that Man with no arms no legs on your Door Step... Matt

What do you call a chick with one leg... Ilean

What do you call her 2 Legged Friend... Nolean

What do you call her asian friend... Irean

What do you call a Black Baby (SORRY FOR RACIIZM)... 30 Seconds in a Microwave

What do you call a Lady that Can stretch Across the tennis Court... Anet

What do you call a Lady who needs a Shower... Aneta Bath

What do you call a Boat that has a 20% unautherized Crew increase.... HMAS Refuge

ill be honest with you, this didnt even make smile, not evejn one bit, try this

What do you call a black jesus? holy shit
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