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Reply #15 on: April 06, 2015, 06:38:45 pm
but it all went down when women came in and tried to be part of it, so Jack decided to...

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Reply #16 on: April 06, 2015, 07:03:31 pm
rape them and get the one of his tasks done with,



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Reply #17 on: April 07, 2015, 07:04:29 am
the babies that will be born after rape and use them as suicide bombers against

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Reply #18 on: April 07, 2015, 12:07:12 pm
Janar, however the mission got jeopardize due to the intense number of babies dying at birth but one survived, he grab the baby and

P.S No offence Janar please don't hate me :(



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Reply #19 on: April 07, 2015, 12:12:56 pm
ran like temple run , with a army of zombies behind him to

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Reply #20 on: April 07, 2015, 12:23:09 pm
ran like temple run , with a army of zombies behind him to

Subway and then he surfed all over the trains and reached

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Reply #21 on: April 07, 2015, 05:17:12 pm
the headquarters of Valve and stabbed Gaben in his left leg, the number of stabs was equal to the number of dollars he spent to buy the games he published, after that he...

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Reply #22 on: April 07, 2015, 08:22:27 pm
went to a planet where 1 hour was equal to 7 years and he waited for half life 3 there and........

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Reply #23 on: April 07, 2015, 08:46:54 pm
when he arrived back home the world was full of zombies....



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Reply #24 on: April 08, 2015, 12:54:47 am
when he arrived back home the world was full of zombies....
after he killed each one of them, he decided to repopulate the earth using his new hyena girlfriend but as soon as they took their clothes off, jack noticed that...

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Reply #25 on: April 08, 2015, 01:03:53 am
his girlfriend is a transexual and he started to look at his transexual partner's penis.



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Reply #26 on: April 08, 2015, 01:12:11 am
his girlfriend is a transexual and he started to look at his transexual partner's penis.
He gave her/him a fast kiss, as he afterwards jumped out of the window with a parachute from a skyscraper...



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Reply #27 on: April 20, 2015, 11:04:25 pm
He lands on a top of a building, and was looking for the EXIT door, and suddenly ...

Talk slick you get your neck slit quick.


 


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